What if major corperations started making comdoms, what would thier slogons make of the situation... you'll get the idea

Adidas: Impossible is Nothing
Air Training Corps: Venture, Adventure
Apple Computer: Think Different
Boy Scouts: Be Prepared
Dell: Easy as Dell
Intel: Leap Ahead
LG: Life's Good.
Los Angeles Police Department: To Protect and to Serve
Nokia: Connecting People
Nike: Just do it
Tesco: Every Little Helps
American Express: Don't leave home without it
Kellogg's Rice Krispies: Snap, Crackle, Pop
Polo: The only one with a hole
McDonalds: I'm Lovin It
Burger King: Have It Your Way

And please feel free to add more:D

Super Soakers: Now Its Fun To Fill it Back Up

Star Trek: To go where no man has gone before.

Sockem Boppers: More fun than a pillow fight.

Microsoft : where do you want to go today? :D

The Wu Tang Clan: C.R.E.A.M

That was just disgusting. I'm sorry.

:lol: :goodjob:

Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop

Carlsberg: Part of the game

VW: farfegnugen

AT&T - Reach out and touch someone.
Avis - We try harder.
BMW - The ultimate driving machine
Greyhound - Leave the driving to us.
Jaguar - The art of performance.



Dont get one from GE, Theirs is defective... We bring good things to life.

If you use GE, and have an accident Use the U.S. Post Office... We deliver for you.

What's a "comdom?" Communist Domination?

Dominoe's: I've got the hots for what's in the box.

Choosy moms choose Jif.

Cheetos: Dangerously Cheesy.

Spray and wipe: Spray and wipe on purpose, it cleans up every surface.

Trix are for kids.

Life Cereal: He likes it! Hey, Mikey!

General George Patton Jr - If a man does his best, what else is there?

What's a "comdom?" Communist Domination?

:lol: I thought the same thing!

Chevrolet: Like a rock.

Twix: Twix fits

Stride: Ridiculously Long-Lasting.

Secret: Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

KFC: Finger lickin' good.

Maaco: Uh-oh. Better get Maaco.
Exxon: Put a tiger in your tank.

Police Department: To Protect and to Serve.

Wendy's: It's waaaay better than fast food.

United States Army: An Army of one.

United States Air Force: Aim High.

United States Navy: Accelerate your life.

United States Marines: The Few, The Proud

United States Coast Guard: Always Ready

McDonalds: I'm Loving It.

The butcher shop across the road from my old residence:

"You can't beat our meat."

I can't believe it took me so long to remember that.

Pringles: Once you pop, you do stop.

Edit: Damn someone already posted a Pringles one :(

What's a "comdom?"

Thank god, I didn't know if anyone else noticed...

Home Depot: You can do it. We can help.
Lowes: Let's build something together.
Spore: Your Personal Universe in a Box

Thank god, I didn't know if anyone else noticed...

Home Depot: You can do it. We can help.
Lowes: Let's build something together.
Spore: Your Personal Universe in a Box

I love spore:love:

I love spore:love:

I love Spore almost as much as I love your mother.

I love spore:love:

Me too. :love:

I can't wait to get the expansion pack

I can't wait to get the expansion pack
That's what she said.

@#$%^&!!! You just rewend my day:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

http://saturos.home.comcast.net/~saturos/images/awesome.jpg

http://saturos.home.comcast.net/~saturos/images/awesome.jpg

Oh.My.God.

Awesome - yes. Spore thread - no.

Get on with it!!!

Disneyland: The Happiest Place on Earth

McDonalds: We love to see you smile!

McDonalds is I'm lovin it... ;)

The democratic political party: Happy days are here again.*
actual theme song

Joe's Bed-Stuy Barbershop: We Cut Heads

During the Repblican Convention... Dill Baby Drill!!

Rexona (deodorants): There's always room for one more
Suunto (compasses and GPS-devices): Replacing luck
Ford (cars): Feel the difference
Alfa Romeo (cars): Beauty is not enough
Fiat (cars): Driven by passion
Ibanez (music instruments): Anything but traditional

Brut: Still brutally male.

Wii would like to play - Nintendo

Wii would like to play - wii

Fixed.
:cool:

Coke: The real thing

Gillette: The best a man can get.

Ferrari: The prancing pony.

Fixed.
:cool:

...wut

Gatorade - Is It in you?

Sins of a Solar Empire(The four x's): Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate (:groucho:)

Nintendo DS: Touching is Good.

Nintendo DSi: What will you and i do? :mischief:

Mama's Got The Magic - Clorox

Threads like this are pertinent reminders that everything we do in life is just a subtle sexual metaphor.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg

Some sort of Julius Caesar condom with "Veni" written on it.

Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I conquered.

Jay-Z: I came, I saw, I conquered. (http://www.metrolyrics.com/numbencore-lyrics-linkin-park.html)

"I am unconquerable!" -narz

Go big or go home- Dell Taco
Feed the beast- Dell Taco
What you crave- White Castle

Found some new ones :lol: :D

Good to the last drop. -- Maxwell House

He keeps going and going and going. -- Energizer

EDIT:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of... -- Tootsie Pop

Share Something Juicy -- Starburst

It's all Inside. -- JCP although i'm not sure if this is done before.

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun -- Doublemint gum

Anything less would be Uncivilized -- Right Guard

Does she ... or doesn't she? -- Clairol

Brands instead of corps:

Jack's Links: We Keep the Flavor Inside.

Camel lights: For that extra hump.

Energizer: We keep you going and going and going...

Tide: Softness you can feel. Now with super stain release!

Intel would continue the tradition of naming after towns with the San Fernando model. (Where most pr0n is filmed).

The psychology dept. would issue the Freudian Slip-on.

That one German food corp would sell Obama Fingers with the Obama girl as the spokesmodel.

I beat you on Energizer ;)

But those others are hilarious :lol:

"Who dares, wins."