Okay, so the other day I was browsing thru the threads when a very interesting one caught my eye. A mindreading thread! But sadly, it was locked. SO I thought I would revive it because I couldn't see why it was locked.

Rules:
1: Ask me a question about the future. Only I could answer.

2: I will answer it.

3: Do not lock this thread without a reason why.

What? :confused:
tenchar

ask me a question and I will tell all...

Why were you compelled to revive this thread?

To punish the admins:lol:

What's going to happen tomorrow 4th period at my school?

A teacher will get diarreah. The crystal ball is unclear, but it says their middle name starts with either a J or B.

What time will I wake up tomorrow?

between 5PM and 11AM

? I think you'll be wrong.

between 5PM today and 11 AM tomorrow.

oh, well you'll probably be right then.

What will I eat first tomorrow?

your own saliva followed by something with surup

something with surup
You just made up a word so when I say what I actually ate you can be like "well, yeah dude, that's what 'surup' means in Swahilli! :rolleyes:".

no, it is that thing made with maple, seruope, surope, or whatever it is spelled. Mrs. Butterworth's makes them.

What brand mouse am I using?

Trick question, you're using a trackpad!

Wrong--it's a Dynex.

What is the next book I will finish?

Armageddon's Children.

Oh wait... that's the book I'm finishing next.

Guys, I answer the questions.

What brand mouse am I using?Bluetooth

What is the next book I will finish? A harry potter book

How long until this thread gets locked for being a spam thread, just like the last one?

Which test will I be taking next in school?

A teacher will get diarreah. The crystal ball is unclear, but it says their middle name starts with either a J or B.
4th period isn't even on my schedule rotation today. It was a trick question.

something with surup
without thinking about it the first thing I had this morning was some cherry tomatoes.

How long until this thread gets locked for being a spam thread, just like the last one?

When Lefty logs on.

And it was closed because it was a mix between an OP-centric thread (which is banned) and an "Ask a" thread (requiring clearance).

At the OP:
Never a good idea to question or just try to regulate the Mod Gods of the Brotherhood of Mod. Ever.

For they are the regulators that deregulate.

What is the name of my cat?

will i fail my biology exam tomorrow? (actually, it kinda today, its 1:40 am here)

Guys, I answer the questions.

NOT ANYMORE!
It's my thread now :mwaha::mwaha::mwaha:

How long until this thread gets locked for being a spam thread, just like the last one?Never, because now it's not spam, it's epic!

Which test will I be taking next in school?
The same test you took every day of your entire school career: Suffering through social rejection and humiliation.

What is the name of my cat?Boots. You may think otherwise, but you're wrong.

will i fail my biology exam tomorrow? (actually, it kinda today, its 1:40 am here)No matter what grade you get, you'll fail to meet your potential. You may not fail the teacher's expectation, but you'll fail someone who means a whole lot more: yourself.

Are you eastsidebagel's annoying clone or something?

well, this thread didn't have long to live anyway...

I have a question, why are you telling us not to lock this thread? Only moderators can do that anyway and they always give a reason.

:confused: Are you talking to me? This thread shouldn't be locked, I just think it will get played out rather quickly & fade away organically.

How long until this thread gets locked for being a spam thread, just like the last one?That was locked for spam? Thanks. Eh, probalbly a week or so.

Which test will I be taking next in school?a test of will and power.

4th period isn't even on my schedule rotation today. It was a trick question.but yet, teachers were at the school:p

without thinking about it the first thing I had this morning was some cherry tomatoes. but what about your saliva?

When Lefty logs on.

And it was closed because it was a mix between an OP-centric thread (which is banned) and an "Ask a" thread (requiring clearance).

At the OP:
Never a good idea to question or just try to regulate the Mod Gods of the Brotherhood of Mod. Ever.

For they are the regulators that deregulate.IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII answer the questions!:mad:

What is the name of my cat? The same as a close relitive.will i fail my biology exam tomorrow? (actually, it kinda today, its 1:40 am here) no

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Originally Posted by Bobbtjoe
Guys, I answer the questions.
NOT ANYMORE!
It's my thread now

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Originally Posted by Sharwood
How long until this thread gets locked for being a spam thread, just like the last one?
Never, because now it's not spam, it's epic!

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Originally Posted by BurnEmDown
Which test will I be taking next in school?
The same test you took every day of your entire school career: Suffering through social rejection and humiliation.

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Originally Posted by Dumanios
What is the name of my cat?
Boots. You may think otherwise, but you're wrong.

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Originally Posted by tycoonist
will i fail my biology exam tomorrow? (actually, it kinda today, its 1:40 am here)
No matter what grade you get, you'll fail to meet your potential. You may not fail the teacher's expectation, but you'll fail someone who means a whole lot more: yourself. I hope you don't expect me to dignify this with an answer.

Are you eastsidebagel's annoying clone or something?He was annoying in the first place.

well, this thread didn't have long to live anyway... :cry:But I don't want it to die:cry:
I have a question, why are you telling us not to lock this thread? Only moderators can do that anyway and they always give a reason.I found the explaination unclear.

Are you talking to me? This thread shouldn't be locked, I just think it will get played out rather quickly & fade away organically.I disagree, I think it should stay.

When is everyone going to stop posting in this thread?

When is everyone going to stop posting in this thread?

It depends on your definition. After a couple weeks, I will get bored of this and stop predicting the future. Everyone will get mad and after a couple weeks they, too, will stop posting. 2 years later I will be browsing the threads when this comes up. I decide that I should predict again. This will keep happening in 2 year segments until the year 2067 when the internet becomes obsoletes with a new invention, that also obsoletes cereal, backpacks, and emoticons. (these things :D)

ANyone else? All will be known. You can simply ask me to read your future.


I ANSWER THE QUESTIONS! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!

Are you eastsidebagel's annoying clone or something?Heck no, Techno!

I have a question, why are you telling us not to lock this thread? Only moderators can do that anyway and they always give a reason.It's in his best interest (or at least he thinks it is)


I hope you don't expect me to dignify this with an answer.
Of course not, I don't expect you to answer anymore period. It's my QA thread now.

When is everyone going to stop posting in this thread?When it gets locked!

ANyone else? All will be known. You can simply ask me to read your future.You know, reading the future isn't mindreading. You're totally mixing things up. This is why you're completely unqualified to run this thread.


I ANSWER THE QUESTIONS! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!
We're not forgetting it, we're disregarding it. There's a difference.

:confused: Are you talking to me? This thread shouldn't be locked, I just think it will get played out rather quickly & fade away organically.
No, I'm not asking you.

Perfection, what am I thinking about your avatar right now?

You think it's crap not understanding its epic 7 year history.

Ignore the spammer, just ignore him. Please ban Perfection from this thread. Or I will be forced to spam his user page.
I ANSWER THE QUESTIONS OR I WILL BE FORCED TO SPAM YOUR USER PAGE!!!!!!!!!
Perfection, what am I thinking about your avatar right now?
You think that it makes no sense.

How many times a day do I use the bathroom?

I ANSWER THE QUESTIONS OR I WILL BE FORCED TO SPAM YOUR USER PAGE!!!!!!!!!
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Thread closed:
1. Poster centric;
2. a varient of the "Ask a ..." threads which require moderator pre clearance and authorization;
3. rather spamish.