KRu$ch3v has joined the game
tru_m4n has joined the game
M@0 has joined the game
Stalin has left the game
M@carHur has joined the game
K!m S0ng 2 has joined the game
Ngô Đình Diệm: has joined the game
Ho Ch! m!n has joined the game
$yngm4n Rh33 has joined the game
Churchill has joined the game


tru_m4n: sup
KRu$ch3v: hai
M@carHur: COMMIES!
tru_m4n: cart, stfu, we cool
KRu$ch3v: heh, yeah
tru_m4n: what? I thought we allies?
KRu$ch3v: not anymore foo, we don't like the way u run things
Churchill: an Ir0n CuRt@n has fallen on europe
M@0: I'm join' the l33t USSR!
K!m: me 2!
Ho ch!: me 3!
tru_m4n: OMG! bunch of n00bs!
Ngô Đình: I'll join u tru_m4n
$yngm4n Rh33: me 2!
KRu$ch3v: Fags!
tru_m4n: I)3m0cr@cy is and will always be t3h best!
$yngm4n Rh33: Hep! stupid hacking K!m is attacking me!
K!m: K0r3a will soon be mine!!!!!!!!11!
tru_m4n: alright K!m you've asked for it, cart get over there!
M@carHur: my pleasure!!
K!m: OMG! OMG! OMG! M@c is cheatin! transporting his army over here that fast! help!
M@carhur: hehe, K0r3@ will soon be back on our side n00b!
M@0: not so fast hax0r!
K!m: thanx!
M@0: OMG! M@C IS CHEATING SO BAD! HE BEAT MY ENTIRE ARMY! BOOT HIM!!!!11
tru_m4n: He's not hackin' he just got more skillz then u n00b
M@carhur: Use the Nukes on (h!na! we can eliminate Communism starting here!
tru_m4n: Hellz no, we used up all our little nookes last game! anyway pull back
M@carhur: BUT we can beat them here and now!
tru_m4n: M@carhur! pull back NOW! wait, nvm, ur F!R3D!
M@carhur: Damn... could have beat those SOB's to.
M@carhur has left the game
$yngm4n Rh33: U'll still protect me rght?
tru_m4n: Dun't wrry, I'm not gonna let u die $yngm4n
$yngm4n Rh33: thanx
Ho Ch! m!n: hahahahaha! V!3tm4n will be mine!!!1!11
Ngô Đình Diệm: HELP! HOE's hackin!
Ho Ch! m!n: STFU n00b, I just better then u!
Ngô Đình Diệm: HELP!!!
tru_m4n has left the game
KRu$ch3v: lol fag
3!$3nh0w3r has entered the game
KRu$ch3v: WTF?! I thought I got rid of j00 fag
3!$3nh0w3r: Nope! and Ngô, help iz on tha way!
Ngô Đình Diệm: thanx!
3!$3nh0w3r has left the game
Ngô Đình Diệm: WTF?!?!
K3nn3dy has entered the game
K3nn3dy: sup biatches
Ngô Đình Diệm: Are you sending help or not? and h0w long j00 stayin' here?!
K3nn3dy: Yes I'm sending help and idk how long I'll be here.
Ho Ch! m!n: hahaha! burn Ngô burn!
K3nn3dy has left the game
J0hn$on has joined the game
J0hn$on: alright, now, HOE EAT N4P@LM!
Ho Ch! m!n: OMG! J0hn iz burning all my tr00ps!
J0hn$on: hahaha, burn hoe burn in Hell where u belong!
Ngô Đình Diệm: YES! WE GONNA WIN!
Ho Ch! m!n: Noes u don't!
J0hn$on: OMG what now?! OMG my loyalty has went down to 60%?!?! soz Ngô
Ngô Đình Diệm: WTF?! U LEAVING ME NOW?!?!
J0hn$on: have 2, otherwise I might lose control of my civ
Ho Ch! m!n: hehehe TROOPS! CAPTURE HIS BASE!
Ngô Đình Diệm has been defeated
KRu$ch3v: good job Ho Ch!
Ho Ch! m!n: thanx
KRu$ch3v has left the game
G0rbach3v has joined the game
G0rbach3v: finally, we got rid of that B@$t4rd!
J0hn$on: peace?
G0rbach3v: I guess so, I gots a lot of rebuildin' 2 do
C@$tr0 has entered the game
C@$tr0: I'm buildin Nookes here! G0rbach mind helping defend?
G0rbach3v: sure...
J0hn$on: G0rbach3v, don't do it man, he'd building ner Fl0r!d@
G0rbach3v: C@$tr0, we don't want a war, stop buildin nookes
C@$tr0: but u sold 'em 2 meh!
J0hn$on: G0rbach, is there something I should no about?
G0rbach3v: dun't lissen to him, C@$tr0's crazy
C@$tr0: LIAR! U SOLD THEM 2 ME!
J0hn$on: G0rbach3v, u better pull dem Nukes out!
G0rbach3v: fine...
G0rbach3v: WTF?! my civ is revolting?! ...
G0rbach3v has been defeated
G0rbach3v: this sux...
G0rbach3v: has left the game
C@$tr0: Haxors...
C@$tr0 has left the game
Ho Ch! m!n has left the game
J0hn$on: GG guys
J0hn$on has left the game
Ngô Đình Diệm has left the game

Not nearly as good as the WWII one.

Decent attempt.

I liked it.:D

nothing can compare to the WWII one(well maybe if the WWII by games created another "what if" joke) it's be better.

I actually got inspired to write this from the WWII one.

They should also be changing their game names, to show different leaders.

I'm honestly not to savvy on the Cold War(I know more about WWII then the Cold War) but to represent new leaders, I had the old leader leave and a new leader join, that's why the US had a bunch of droppers until the end war.

Or maybe you could have teams representing the countries, with the players in each team representing important figures.

I think it's alrighty, but the names are a little hard to read.

I think it's alrighty, but the names are a little hard to read.

tahts bcuz ur a nub

Nice try; but Cuba and the Nukes were on Kennedy's watch not Johnson.

tahts bcuz ur a nub

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Nice try; but Cuba and the Nukes were on Kennedy's watch not Johnson.

Like I said, I'm not Cold War Savvy, lol

I tried to "shorten" the war(I COULD have made it longer with research) but I was feeling lazy.

I might get to "WWI fought by gamers" this time I'm researchin' and then it depends on 2 things:

1: if I can get my lazy ass to agree with me
2: if no one beats me there.

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Shoot, my brain just exploded.


Here's a translation for all of you N00Bs out there:
I am no a "nub", you are the noob in this equation, Firestorm94!!!!!!!!
If you can't read this, you really need to get laid.

No prob. The cold war did last over 40 years, so you really would have to shorten it or it would be 3 pages long.

I am not a "nub", you are the noob in this equation, Firestorm94!!!!!!!!
If you can't read this, you really need to get laid.

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If you can read such script at normal reading speed, then you really need to get laid.

I think it's alrighty, but the names are a little hard to read.

hmm. I thought they were one of the best parts...

Nice try; but Cuba and the Nukes were on Kennedy's watch not Johnson.

And Kruschev was the leader of the Soviet Union at the time. Gorbachev came much later.

Other than that, nice try!

If you can read such script at normal reading speed, then you really need to get laid.

uh oh.
:hide:

Elite, are you planning on making this into a GIF like the WWII one?

FDR wasn't in the cold war........

But good job! I liked trying to see the names!

FDR wasn't in the cold war........

But good job! I liked trying to see the names!

Where was FDR mentioned?

Anyways, disregarding some of the historical mistakes, I found it very funny :goodjob:

FDR died in the WWII one so it didn't make much sense to mention him.

Stalin died during the Cold War I thought(so that's why he left the game early)

America had a lot of Presidents during that time and I was trying to cram 40 years of war in there(not a pretty sight)

and no, i have no intentions of making a GIF(I have no knowledge on how to do so...)