View Full Version : macgyver vs. a-team


animepornstar
Sep 19, 2002, 07:45 AM
"As dawn breaks upon a quiet rural community, things are very busy at a specially prepared farm just outside town. Two identical barns have been constructed at opposite ends of a small field. Both have been filled with all kinds of "common" materials: old tractors, rusted car parts, half-full containers of household chemicals, duct tape, welding equipment, tools, etc. You name it, it's there. At the stroke of 7 am, the A-Team (with Murdock-- he was broke out of the nuthouse yesterday) is led into one barn, and MacGyver (with his buddy Pete) into the other. Both barns are locked from the outside, and will remain locked for five hours. At noon, the doors will simultaneously be opened, and the two competitors must try to destroy the other with whatever contraptions they have created while locked away. Who will win this battle, and what will they have made? "

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/ateam-macgyver.shtml

this was funny :lol:

Juize
Sep 19, 2002, 10:26 AM
Whee! MacGyver won! I'm so happyy... not.

But still, it IS funny. :)

napoleon526
Sep 19, 2002, 11:46 AM
This is ridiculus. Everyone knows that if the A-Team and MacGyver went head-to-head, then B.A. would break every bone in that crazy fool's body.

Wolfe Tone
Sep 19, 2002, 12:24 PM
No Way. The a-team would kick McGyver's ass.

Simon Darkshade
Oct 21, 2002, 10:00 PM
I found this outrageous calumny in my delvings! :eek:
The very suggestion that Richard Dean Anderson could possibly compete with BA and the lads beggars belief. That is it, I'm calling the Lord!

Cloudyvortex
Oct 22, 2002, 03:48 PM
And what Lord would that be?

Simon Darkshade
Oct 22, 2002, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Cloudyvortex
And what Lord would that be?

The Lord. It is taken from a "Who's Line is It Anyway?" sketch, where one celestial being/cleric has had enough of the other's behaviour, and exclaims "Right, that's it! I'm calling the Lord!" and picks up a telephone... :D :lol:

Portuguese
Oct 23, 2002, 06:19 PM
I'm sure AoA won't like the result :rolleyes: ;)

SoRHunter
Oct 28, 2002, 04:00 PM
I just knew McGyver would win. Remember: the pen is mightier than the sword (in this case, intelligence is mightier than brute force, even if combined in whatever Hannibal's plan...)