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Octavian X Sep 21, 2002, 10:14 PM Listen, O sons and daughters of Fanatika, for I have a message. THE GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD is ready to establish his earthly Church for His chosen, the peoples of Fanatika. Come, follow the ways of the Doughnut God.
Make friends with those who are friendly. Subjugate those who wish to subjugate. Conquer those who stand in your way. All peoples of the world are equal, so if they be either friends or enemies, deal with them justly, and with mercy.
Come, follow the ways of the Great Doughnut God!
Zarn Sep 21, 2002, 10:32 PM As Lord Master of the Jedi Knights, I see this bagel, or crossiant god, or something like that religion as a direct violation of the sacred Jedi Order. (No need to worry everyone. It's just roleplay;) I wanted someone to have opposing religion.)
Octavian X Sep 21, 2002, 10:41 PM We of the Holy Church of the Great Doughnut do not wish conflict with the Jedi Council. We preach global harmony, regardless of creed, through doughnuts. Now, let us share a Doughnut of Friendship.
Either way, you're wrong:D
Zarn Sep 21, 2002, 10:45 PM If I were you, I wouldn't eat my god. One can't worship something that is biten. :lol:
Octavian X Sep 21, 2002, 11:05 PM Each time one does eat a doughnut, the spirit that the Great Doughnut God places in each one of these tasty fried pastries is transferred onto you.
Think of it as praying.
Obssesed Nuker Sep 21, 2002, 11:18 PM :groans: This guy has been watching too much simpsoms
Octavian X Sep 27, 2002, 08:15 PM Fanatika, why do you neglect the GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD? Come to Him, lest He forsake you in your time of need. Worst yet, do not let Him become vegenful, or for you may want to wish you weren't born...
Summed up, BUMP.
Cyc Sep 27, 2002, 09:10 PM Ah, here it is. I have a quarter of beef in my cart that I wish to donate to your church. I will not age it any longer and the demand has slackened. Please share it with your followers. I shall return for the shroud.
Octavian X Sep 27, 2002, 09:14 PM The Church thanks you for your generous donation. The GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD shall remember your generosity! May his blessings ever be upon you!
Great Iguanaman Sep 28, 2002, 10:15 AM Im just happy your avatars back!!
The Great Iguanaman
BCLG100 Sep 28, 2002, 11:01 AM i think it was because of THE GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD that it came back does it know where it went?
Octavian X Sep 28, 2002, 11:03 PM Actually, my avatar was part of a failed brilliant plan...
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