Armydude
Sep 23, 2002, 05:46 AM
I thought this was hilarious, tell me what you think.
Jesus: Hey, did you know there is some guy who lives in teh clouds? Yeah he has a cool white beard and also he kills people. He also created everyone. We used to live in this garden but then some bizzach messed it up.
Crowd: Right on, Jesus.
Jesus: But, I am also god.
Crowd: Huh?
Jesus: Yeah, I am god's son, but also god too.
Crowd: Does that mean you are your own father?
Jesus: I guess. Kinda creepy huh? But guess what people? Your all descended from one pair of people! Thats right, so stop calling me an incestual freak!
Crowd: Ok, sorry Jesus.
Jesus: Its OK. Anyways, I have a bunch of cool stories about killing people and like disease to tell you. Somebody should write them down.
Jesus: Was upon a time there was god and then he made the world in 6 days and rested on the seventh. He is also omnipotent, all powerful, and all knowing.
Crowd: But if he is all powerful, then why would it take him 6 days to make the world? And why would he be tired on the seventh?
Crowd: Come to think of it, if he is omnipotent, then why does he not stop sins as they happen?
Crowd: and hey, if he is all knowing, then wouldn't he know the sum of humanity and therefore have no need to create us?
Jesus: ...Shut up and have some bread and fish.
Jesus: Hey, did you know there is some guy who lives in teh clouds? Yeah he has a cool white beard and also he kills people. He also created everyone. We used to live in this garden but then some bizzach messed it up.
Crowd: Right on, Jesus.
Jesus: But, I am also god.
Crowd: Huh?
Jesus: Yeah, I am god's son, but also god too.
Crowd: Does that mean you are your own father?
Jesus: I guess. Kinda creepy huh? But guess what people? Your all descended from one pair of people! Thats right, so stop calling me an incestual freak!
Crowd: Ok, sorry Jesus.
Jesus: Its OK. Anyways, I have a bunch of cool stories about killing people and like disease to tell you. Somebody should write them down.
Jesus: Was upon a time there was god and then he made the world in 6 days and rested on the seventh. He is also omnipotent, all powerful, and all knowing.
Crowd: But if he is all powerful, then why would it take him 6 days to make the world? And why would he be tired on the seventh?
Crowd: Come to think of it, if he is omnipotent, then why does he not stop sins as they happen?
Crowd: and hey, if he is all knowing, then wouldn't he know the sum of humanity and therefore have no need to create us?
Jesus: ...Shut up and have some bread and fish.