Look at this site:

http://www.creationevidence.org

200 years after his death, Darwin is still disputed:
A museum in Texas just opened, the Museum of Creation Evidence, and shows "scientificaly" that humans and dinosaurs were compentorary! :lol:

So. Evolution is false.

Hum...mmmk... anyway, don't you think that saying that humans and dinosaurs co-existed is funny? Since you don't believe in evolution, maybe not...

Check out the scientific reasons, its so horrid :lol:

Especially the one on coal

i think the best evidence for creation is a book that claims that donkeys can talk and the sun and the moon can stand still on the sky...;)

edit: woops

Is that a joke site, Its arguements are so stupid, they misrepresent theroys and twist them into their odd viewpoint. Now I'm not saying creationists are neccesarilly stupid, but when they put up this site using such oulandishly stupid arguements, like their arguement using coal and twisting thermodynamics agianst the big bang, which actually ADDS evidence to it they are just setting themselves up for mockery.

If the museum were built with Goverment Funding it would be a sad thing.

George Bush is an adept of Creationism... (not surprising though)

9. Design in Living Systems...A living cell is so awesomely complex that its interdependent components stagger the imagination and defy evolutionary explanations. A minimal cell contains over 60,000 proteins of 100 different configurations.16 The chance of this assemblage occurring by chance is 1 in 10 4,478,296 .17
10. Design in the Human Brain...The human brain is the most complicated structure in the known universe.18 It contains over 100 billion cells, each with over 50,000 neuron connections to other brain cells.19 This structure receives over 100 million separate signals from the total human body every second. If we learned something new every second of our lives, it would take three million years to exhaust the capacity of the human brain. 20 In addition to conscious thought, people can actually reason, anticipate consequences, and devise plans - all without knowing they are doing so.21
From reading this something occured to me. If it is so unlikely that the human brain and living systems occured randomly. Then surely it would be more unlikely that a higher being occured randomly. So something must have created God. But if something created God then it would be even more unlikely that, that occured randomly. And so something must have created that.

George Bush is an adept of Creationism... (not surprising though)

I love those guys! :lol: :lol:

- "And let there be light"!
- Could this be a metaphor for the big-bang?
- No! God just went click and turned on the lights!

I cannot laugh about things like that anymore. I jsut can't. :( It makes me incredibly sad that people can be so stupid, stupid, stupid......... And what is even worse are the people who call themselves scientist who spout all that nonsense. If I met one (I sometimes do) I always feel the urge to (on second thought, i better censor this) Seriously, i want to lay my hands around their censored, then slowly squeeze a little...then harder.....harder.....harder........
They are to blame for so much that is wrong in the world, so much that should have been fixed but isn't, just because things are 'not prooven' - because [b]they[7b] claim BS.... :mad:

pity, I can't sabotage that site from here.... :(

From their section on global warming,

"Termites and other insects, for example, are such a large source of CO2, and it [sic] is a larger source of CO2 than all of the industrial plants in the civilized world. Rotting wood is another offender that dwarfs any human contribution to this so-called threat.


I do not hear many calls coming from the people talking about global warming to bulldoze the rain forests. If they really believe in global warming, the rain forests, the rotting wood and the insects in those rain forests are the worst contributors."

WHAT ABOUT PHOTOSYNTHESIS YOU MORONS, CO2+H20 = O2 and Glucose. That gets rid of CO2. And most of the carbon in deadwood is recycled by the decomposers. Its like saying you shouldn't use buckets to get rid of water in a sinking ship because some of it will spill back in. They should at-least read a middle school biology textbook before making such stupid claims.

jeeze I thought Religion was bad but come on this is stupid.

Some of the greatest leaders were religous, so I wouln't poke fun any religion.

ugh, its these people who are completley fanatical who make my religion look like only kooks believe in it. But since christianity is such a large religion there are bound to be a few people who are dumb and dont think things through and athiests tend to jump on these people and generalize them as what all religious people are. I have some other stuff i can say, but it isn't humorous so i'll leave it for an off topic thread.

I'm an atheist but I didn't started this thread to make fun of christianity or any religion. I just think those people (who deny evolution) are some of the funniest on the planet. I respect all religion.

Not that any of this matters. One is not defined by one's origens. Dinos and quasars may be cool, but I think paleontology and cosmology are, on the whole, wastes of time. These geniuses should realize that their intellect should be put to better use. The past and future are good diversions, but we live in the present.:rant:

Originally posted by Cloudyvortex
Not that any of this matters. One is not defined by one's origens. Dinos and quasars may be cool, but I think paleontology and cosmology are, on the whole, wastes of time. These geniuses should realize that their intellect should be put to better use. The past and future are good diversions, but we live in the present.:rant:

Oh, really? Well, without us paleaontologist, climate research would be off to a very bad start....

Only if you know the past can you avoid repeating the mistakes in the future - and only if you know the past can you extrapolate from current data into the future. So get alive and open your eyes! The tomorrows 'present' is todays 'future', man!

Check out the "Creation Evidence For Kids" link on the left. It's almost too retarted to believe. I especially like this part:



Well, how do creationists know that the Big Bang isn't true?

Tell me, Matt. If you put a bomb in your room, do you think setting it off would make it clean or dirty?

That's easy. A bomb would cause a huge mess. I would have clothes and toys all over the place. Mom wouldn't be happy about that at all.

Well, you can think of the Big Bang kind of like a big bomb. Evolutionists think that when this explosion happened things got more organized or straightened up instead of getting more disorganized or messy.

That sure doesn't make any sense.

Another way we know evolution isn't true is to look at our so-called relatives, the monkeys. Man and animals do have many things in common, two eyes, two ears, and the way we breathe, for example. But if you compare DNA, the instructions inside our body that tell us how to look, of monkeys and men, there are some big differences. For the DNA of a monkey to accidentally change to the DNA of a man would be like saying I accidentally jumped over the Grand Canyon.

The Grand Canyon! That's impossible. No one can jump something that big.

Well, that's the kind of jump that it would take for a monkey to change into a man, or for an explosion like the Big Bang to bring about order instead of making a mess.

Man, I sure am glad that God created us. There's no way that something as wonderful as the universe could have accidentally been made. Only God could have designed something so wonderful.

Man, I sure am glad that God created us. There's no way that something as wonderful as the universe could have accidentally been made. Only God could have designed something so wonderful. There it is again. The universe is so wonderful that is must have been created by a higher being. But surely that would make a higher even more wonderful and then it would be more likely that the higher being was created by an even higher....I'm sorry. I think I will go have myself committed.

What I think is ironic is they often use theorys that give proof to something and twist them into disproof by a bizarre arguement

Originally posted by De Lorimier
I'm an atheist but I didn't started this thread to make fun of christianity or any religion. I just think those people (who deny evolution) are some of the funniest on the planet. I respect all religion.

Well, I don't beieve in evolution in specioes. Does this make me funny? There are some 'dumb' fanatics that don't make any sense, but you are discriminating by stating that anti-evolutionists are 'funny'.

Originally posted by Zarn


Well, I don't beieve in evolution in specioes. Does this make me funny? There are some 'dumb' fanatics that don't make any sense, but you are discriminating by stating that anti-evolutionists are 'funny'. I'm not saying that anti-evolutionists are inherintly funny but when they make obserd arguements that are basically stupid misintrepations of scientific preinciples like in this sight. Then I find it funny

Please state when you mean that not all anti- evolutionists are like this. That's what I am asking.

Zarn, don't get picky here. There *is* something funny about the site this thread is about - even you will have to admit that - and so it would be a matter of manners not to seek for unintended insults. Especially since you are catholic......

I found this oicture in the kids section. :rotfl:

Someone should make this his avatar :lol:

Originally posted by De Lorimier
Someone should make this his avatar :lol: Well you just hit 300

sorry I get carried away because im an vivid evolutionist.o and another thing the universe is very messy look at my bedroom :)

Well you just hit 300

:lol: I didn't notice. Time for me to get an avatar and distance myself from the other gun waving men on this board. ;)

Originally posted by :)civ2
sorry I get carried away because im an vivid evolutionist.o and another thing the universe is very messy look at my bedroom :) Maybe its because of the big bang :lol:

was thats gods gunshot?the big bang?hehehe

"In our attempt to explain the Great Pyramid (GP), we need not appeal to either the evolutionary (and demonically-deceptive) notion of extraterrestrial beings" Boy aliens shure are evolutionary :rolleyes::lol::crazyeye::p

hehe very funny (seriouse tone)Oh,and the only reason we don't know how they were built was because of an certain religion burning the great libraries of Egypt.I'm happy thats off my chest :yeah:

Didn't the Pope admit evolution is real a while ago?

I personally have my own ideas about evolution and creationism---sort of a mix of the two.

(BTW, I am not trashing Catholics here, I am one!)