Hello, this is a game called Roll to Dodge, where players get to control a character and perform a certain action. I shall then roll to see how it goes.

Da rules.

The rules are simple:
1. Post an action.
2. I will roll one of my trusty six sided dice and tell you the outcome of your action.

If, by some odd twist of fate, something is flying towards you, you get a free roll to dodge it. If you die, you lose the game. You win if everybody else is dead.

Here is how the die rolls work out:
1- Epic failure. You actually take the exact opposite action.
2- Failure.
3- Marginal success.
4- Success.
5- Perfect success.
6- Overshot.

You can virtually do anything, but be careful since you have a 50% chance of screwing it up. If you post multiple actions at once, only the first action will be taken. This will disregard all other actions and intent. Twisted Evil

Also, if you attempt to take an action without an intermediate action (example, you try to wear a shirt you are not carrying) the action auto-fails. You can't take the same action twice in a row, and only the first action you submit before I post the results of every bodies actions will be resolved.

Also, no killing of anybody without a reason. Besides that ANYTHING GOES
NEVERMIND WHATEVER I SAID. ANYTHING GOES

Example:
You all are trapped inside a jail cell. What do you do
Player 1: I take out my laser cutter and cut through the bars
Me: Automatic 2: You rummage around in your pockets for the nonexistent laser cutter. You trip and fall on someone's foot.
Roll to dodge for Player two: 3
You manage to pull out most of your leg, but your toes got crushed.

Player Two: UGH! I kick Player 1 in the face.
Me: 6: You jump up and seem to levitate over the Player 1. You execute a perfect flip, your toes just brushing the roof, and snap one leg forward in time to connect with Player1's face. The force of your kick makes the room explode. People go flying out the cell. Roll to Dodge[5]. Everyone miraculously missed the glass of water.

Easy? Now go and play.

Starting: Everyone wakes up inside a dark, large, creepy, and ugly library. You are all tied up against the wall, and moaning can be heard in the distance.

Player List [11/15]
-Civplayah
28 HP
Human
Weapon: none
Armor: None
Inventory: None
Depressed
-Dragonson ;)
24 HP
Human
Weapon: None
Armor: None
Inventory: None
-Catharsis
HP=24
Human
Weapon: None
Armor: None
Inventory: None
-Millarqui
DEAD
-Kill Fire
HP=24
Human
Weapon: None
Armor: None
Inventory: None
-Vertinari118
DEAD
-rhawn
HP=20
Human
Weapon: None
Armor: None
Inventory: None
-Perfection
DEAD
-Sirtommygunn
HP=20
Human
Weapon: None
Armor: None
Inventory: broken teeth
-Kan' Sharuminar
HP=22
Shapeshifter Fakir (snake)
Weapon: None
Armor: None
Inventory: None
Small: In a dodge to roll against a weapon, you get +1 to it. Against a ranged weapon, you get +2
Impaled: You can't mpve
-Truronian
DEAD
-Cindle
HP=16
Human
Weapon: A Golden Staff (3 damage concussive. It also looks cool)
Armor: A mage uniform (2 defence)
Inventory:
Bleeding
-Oyzar
30 HP
Human
Weapon: Beretta Semi Automatic Pistol (Ammo count = Empty)
Armor: None
Inventory: Survival Kit

-Chares Li
35 HP
ZOMBIE
Weapon: CLAWS (BRAAAAAINS BRAAAAINS BRAAAINS
Armor: None
Inventory: None

-Choxorn
17 HP
Human
Weapon: Shotgun. Ammo count : 11 shots left
Armor: None
Inventory: None

-Hell_Hound
30 HP
Human
Weapon: Laspisol (Unknown ammo + 1)
(requires portalble Nuclear generator to for full capacity)
Inventory: None

I'll sign up!

[Signup...]

Ooh, sign me up. Just one question though: if you win when everyone else is dead, but you can't deliberately kill anyone, only accidentally kill yourself, isn't complete inactivity always the best course of action?

Just so you know, people, you may post an action anytime you want. Update every one or two days depending on my schedule.

Edit: Oops. Well then

Me myself and I will join.

Action: I attempt to untie myself.

New question: are we actually controlling a character or do we just be ourselves?

You are controlling a character. As of now, you are all humans. Albeit a human tied up against a wall in a spooky library that moans.

Edit: But remember...anything goes... AND THAT MEANS ANYTHING! ;)

Double Edit because I hate spamming: @Mil: Is that an action? (Your below comment)

is that moaning of the "Oh, yes!" kind? :D:D

I go investigate the moaning.

Can I sign up?

Yes. Do an action. Nao

Edit: Just a suggestion, civplayah, you may want to untie yourself first ;)

I use my godlike escape artist skillz to get untied.

(P.S civplayah I don't think that would work considering we're tied up)

Oh, sorry :blush: (I really did read it). I was a boy scout when I was younger- I use that to untie myself and investigate the moaning.

Signing up. I untie myself.

Queston: do you post the actions all at the same time or individually for each person?

I am just gonna go ahead and post what happened because I am bored out of my wits.

Action: I attempt to untie myself
(6): You untie yourself so well that the rope simply disintegrates. Not only does it give you burns, but you go flying out and knocks over several of the bookcases. You notice something shiny in the wreckage.

I was a boy scout when I was younger- I use that to untie myself and investigate the moaning.
(4):Utilizing your boy scout knowledge, you manage to get your legs and one of your arms freed. The moaning also seems to have gotten closer

I use my godlike escape artist skillz to get untied.(3)Using your godlike escape power, you manage to slip a single pinky through the rope. Then your god like powers go away.

I untie myself
(4): You manage to slip both your arms out of your bonds


Darn it no fails lol.

"Damn. Whatever that moaning is it probably isnt good. Ah you there, the one out of your ropes, would you mind giving us a hand?"

I attept to untie myself again.

(Please note that this game is won when everyone other than you are dead ;). Also, keep an eye out for your stats. It lists your HP)

Edit: Also, people can join any time until we reach 15 people limit. I shall balance newcomers so that they...don't go in when it is down to last two people or something.

Dont you think that 15 is a little bit big? I mean it would probably take a while to get everyones actions.

(not if Some people die :mischief:)

I'll give this a try.
Order: Untie myself.

Order: Rub the library sensually to see if it moans some more.

I'll signup!

I cut through the ropes using the knife someone left next to my hand. If there is no knife I simply copy what Vertineri118 did.

I joins!

I then unjoin the knots binding me to the wall! :smug:

Are we tied up hands and feet or just hands?

"Yeah, gimme a chance to recover. This burns, dammit."

I look for that thing that shines.

I'll join!

I use my colossal strength to pull free the the chunk of wall I'm tied to that I might hop around.

I attempt to bite through the rope!

I, now, go hunt for the moaning. Forget the "shiny thingy."

Order: I say "Dm Brownie Points!" attempting to bribe a certain someone to untie me.

Order: I say "Dm Brownie Points!" attempting to bribe a certain someone to untie me.

Once I find the shining thing I'll untie you, man.

Joke:
I laugh maniacly at Milarqui and hand him a brownie point.

Going to update as soon as Vert gets in his order. Yes, vert, you are tied at the legs too.

Ill join

I cut through the rope with MAGIC

Teaser: I cut through the rope with MAGIC
(6). Your clothing suddenly turns into a white robe with gold thread inlaid upon it. The ropes disintegrate away and a golden staff appears in your hand. You also get a pointy hat. And look! A bunny! I wonder if it's frien...OH GOD THE KILLER RABBIT ATTACKS!!!!

Untie my legs then.

I attept to untie myself again.
(3): Looks like god is against you man. You try to untie yourself in vain.

Untie myself
(2): Fail. lol. Trying to slip out of the bond, you dislocate your arms. (-5 HP)
Dislocated arm: You may only use one hand until the condition is cured. Any activity requiring two arms will be ignored.

Rub the library sensually to see if it moans some more.
(1): lolwut? You somehow rub your privates with your arms still attached to the wall saying "YES YES YEEEEEEEES!!!!"

Oh, and you somehow transform into a catgirl as well.

I simply copy what Vertineri118 did
5: You copied what Vertineri did perfectly, which freed both your arms. Although if you just attempted to untie yourself, you would have succeeded by now. lol.

I then unjoin the knots binding me to the wall!
(2): Fail. Trying to escape from your bonds, you accidentally make it choke you. Better escape quickly...or else.

TWO TURNS TO DEATH UNLESS YOU ESCAPE!

I look for that thing that shines
(2): Trying to grab the shiny thing, you trip, and bring down more library shelves upon you.

ROLL TO DODGE!!!
(1): You open wide your arms and welcome it. The other shelves still standing likes you and fall upon you as well. (-15 HP)

SQUASHED. You cannot move until you manage to crawl out of the bookshelves. Man. Can't do anything without making a big mess.

I use my colossal strength to pull free the the chunk of wall I'm tied to that I might hop around.
(1): EPIC FAILURE. Using the strength of Hulk, you break free of your bonds, make a prison around yourself using the chunks of the wall, and chain yourself inside. Some brownie fairies also appear and reinforce the wall with adamantium to help you out.

I, now, go hunt for the moaning. Forget the "shiny thingy."
(5) Forgetting that one of your arms is still tied to the wall, you go towards the moaning as far as you can. You hear some gurgling and something heavy and metallic dragged as well.

I say "Dm Brownie Points!" attempting to bribe a certain someone to untie me.
(5)You say that perfectly in Chicago accent for some reason. Too bad it won't help you out of your bonds.

I cut through the rope with MAGIC
(6). Your clothing suddenly turns into a white robe with gold thread inlaid upon it. The ropes disintegrate away and a golden staff appears in your hand. You also get a pointy hat. And look! A bunny! I wonder if it's frien...OH GOD THE KILLER RABBIT ATTACKS!!!!

Roll to dodge
(6): You conjure a fireball from your staff and roast the bunny

ITEM RECEIVED. Roasted bunny. Golden Staff (weapon). Mage robe and a pointy hat. (armor)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! The Legendary Slayer: Defeat the Rabbit of Caerbanog


Untie my legs then.

(5):Perfect. You untied your legs. You also kept the rope intact too

Item received: A long piece of rope

I attempt to bite through the rope!
(2): You discover that your saliva wasn't acidic enough. You also break some of your teeth in the attempt (-2 HP)

EDIT: Woops, this post no longer applies.

Yeah, I caught it right after I posted :p\

Also people, check the stats in the second post

Ouch. Damn you. I crawl out of the mess, take the shiny thing and attempt to kill... I mean, to untie the others.

{Actually my post originally said 'why does cindle get to go before everyone else, because now he can go again and the rest of us can't' or something like that. But true to form, I crossposted with the rest of the actions. Doh}

Anyway, I suck in my gut and do a sexy dance, thereby shimmying my way out of the ropes.

{I should have 28HP only, by the way}

I use my rogue skillz to get myself untied.

EDIT: btw I can tell after just 2 rounds that this game is superpwnawesomeownage.

In an act of compassion I decide to help put Kan out of his misery by pulling the rope even tighter.

hey! Mil helped me out when i said it, damn you! >=(

Ohwell... Will prolly be last orders for some time (will be gone for 4 days).

Orders: I summon fiery demonic powers from the realm of Enferal to burn my bonds. (and give me a cool imp familiar =D)

I fashion a small lump of explosive from my fingernails and tears.

I attempt to completely free myself.

Charles Li the zombie Appears!

I will attempt to infect Civplayah to turn him into a zombie(this is fast zombie fast infection, like in 28 days later.)

Nope. Charles, you beginas a human.

You find yourself in a box as well. It's strangely smelly

I use my MAGIC to put truonian out of his misery. I heat his prison so it cooks him like an oven. Then I scoop the adamantium off, might be useful.

I offer assistance on my next 4 orders to the person that helps untie me

(2): Fail. Trying to escape from your bonds, you accidentally make it choke you. Better escape quickly...or else.

TWO TURNS TO DEATH UNLESS YOU ESCAPE!

Gosh. I stop struggling, in the hopes it loosens my bonds and allows me to slip free!

I will destroy the box with a WWII or Post WWII (so AK 47 count) era weapon (s)

(Charles Li, I am only gonna remind you this once, WHAT AK47???? (You don't have one))

Charles you can take any action it is physically possible for you to do. Or magic or whatever. But you can't use stuff you don't have. Make sense at all?

I try to destory the box with my martial arts... there!

Ok i sign up

Oyzar: You find yourself in some sort of closet. (locked)

I wade through all the cloaks and clothes hanging there trying to find Narnia.

I use Catharsis' broken pieces of teeth to cut the rest of the rope.

Catgirl Perfs rolls the string that binds her into a ball.

Anyway, I suck in my gut and do a sexy dance, thereby shimmying my way out of the ropes.

2:Fail. lol. The god of dice is REALLLY against you. Or at least my iPod containing the dice app does. You suck in your guts, and trying to shimmy out, you dislocate your privates somehow.

Ouch. (-10 HP).


I use my rogue skillz to get myself untied.
(2)You use your rogue skillz to fail miserably. The brownie fairies come and double knot your rope as well. TIGHTLY. Even around your neck. OH GOD!

TWO TURNS TO DEATH!

Gosh. I stop struggling, in the hopes it loosens my bonds and allows me to slip free!
(6)lolwut seriously dice? You clothing suddenly changes to that of an Indian Fakir, which is essentially nothing at all with a funny hat. Your body starts to shimmer and you somehow turn into a snake which slithers out of the bonds. However

In an act of compassion I decide to help put Kan out of his misery by pulling the rope even tighter.
(2): Smiling viciously, you approach the Kan snake. and then trip and fall on him. (-2HP)

ROLL TO DODGE FOR KAN!
4: You manage to slither out in time, but your tail still got crushed. (-2HP)

I fashion a small lump of explosive from my fingernails and tears
(5)Defying all things that chemistry teacher taught me, you somehow use your HULK unique chemistry to form a TNT bomb within your body. WITHIN YOUR BODY. YOU ARE STILL CHAINED TO THE WALL FOOL LOL. Oh, and

I use my MAGIC to put truonian out of his misery. I heat his prison so it cooks him like an oven.
a: that is two actions. SO no. However, for that action.
5: You warm his prison up so that it will kill a normal person. You then WHAT THE KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :mwaha:

Thankfully, Truronian survives...albeit with one arm and and suffering from a near death condition. At least you are free now.
...

Anyways the chunks of wall go everywhere.

ROLL TO DODGE!

Cindle: 5: You teleport out of the way. Wow. Did you rig my iPod?

civplayah 6: You punch that block of wall to whence it came.

Vertineri118: 6: You manage to get up in time to conduct a backflip out of the burning rock.

Orders: I summon fiery demonic powers from the realm of Enferal to burn my bonds. (and give me a cool imp familiar =D)
You use your demonic powers to summon Ifrit. a pine cone appears. Oh, and

I crawl out of the mess and take the shiny thing
Note:I considered this a one action as the shiny thing was technically next to him under the wreckage. Anyways

(6) Battered and hardened, you crawl out of the mess and climb to the top of the bookshelves, draggin the shiny thing behind you. At the top of the bookshelves, you raise the shiny thing, which turned out to be a sword high up into the sky. It starts to glow and sharp rays of light goes everywhere and free everyone not yet freed. Oh, and...umm other rays of light.....

ROLL TO DODGE!!!!!!
Kill Fire: 2:Your bonds are free, but a ray of light pierces your chest as well. (-6 HP)
Perfection:3: A ray of light pierces your leg (-4HP)
Catharsis:3: a ray of light pierces your arm (-4 HP)
sirtommygunn:2: a ray of light strikes your stomach, making you empty all your contents to the floor. eww (-6HP)
rhawn:4: A ray of light glances your chin. (-2 HP)
Dragonson: 2: A ray of light pierces your dark, dead heart. I mean, did I say that? I meant it for a certain jobless Texan. Anyways. A ray of light goes partly into your next (-6 HP).

I offer assistance on my next 4 orders to the person that helps untie me
1: You say "I try to kill the person who helped untie me for the next 4 order."
SPECIAL COONDITION: honor bound. Your orders in the next 4 turns have to do with warlike behaviour. Against Milar.

(civplayah, since you are free already... you just go to see what the moaning is about. (2), trip, and sob miserably. (-2HP).
SPECIAL CONDITION: Depressed. You get -1 rolls with your dice until you get HAPPY.

I try to destory the box with my martial arts... there!
6: OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE NO ONES??????!?!?!?!?!.

HIYAH! Your clothing suddenly changes to one of those streotypical eastern monks. You jump cleanly out of the box, which explodes. Dead bodies go everywhere. Yeah you heard it right. Dead bodies. the box was full of it. You go towards one and kick it and OH GOD IT'S ALLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE sobsobsobs.

ROLL TO DODGE!
6: lolwut? You kick the zombie's head clean off. But more are coming.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

I wade through all the cloaks and clothes hanging there trying to find Narnia
You wade through the clothes to discover that it was a NORMAL CLOSET, sit down,and sulk. You can hear something growling outside.

I use Catharsis' broken pieces of teeth to cut the rest of the rope
(5)Since you are already free, you just pick up his teeths.
ITEM RECEIVED. broken teeths.

Catgirl Perfs rolls the string that binds her into a ball
5...you guys are lucky today (compared with the other days lol).
ITEM RECEIVED! A large ball of rope.

I hit cindle in the face.

I try to find something in the closet which can help me defend against/kill whatever is outside.

P.S. I have not yet updated the stats yet. I shall do so later times

Oh dear, losing my privates will negatively affect my SEXINESS stat! Now I won't even be able to keep bullies away from my seat on the school bus! :sad:

Anyway, I sprout HP-restoring roots that dig into the ground! I'm gonna be a tree, just like my drama teacher used to say before they took her away.

WOW! I've gotten a super-sword that has pulled out a -34 HP in total! Although now I'll have to watch out for rhawn...

I concentrate my force so that if I turn into a zombie, I keep my pwnage powers.

EDIT

I create an awesome blast of plasma,disintigrator lasers and nukes destroying every thing within a 2 mile radius without hurting me using a combination of my MAGIC and SUPER CYBORG POWERS killing everyone.

I use my uber-sword to cut off rhawn's head before he tries to kill me.

I'm going to try two orders, if that's a problem please disregard the latter.

I attempt to seduce Cindle and steal his stuff before he kills us all.

I attempt to lick my wound to increase HP.

I open the nearest door and walk out of the room.

I follow sirtommygunn at a sprint before the room explodes in a sea of plasma. If allowed I will pick Kan up so he doesn't have to bite me to hitch a ride and kill us both by tripping me up.

In vengeance I bite my fangs into Vertinari118's leg in the hopes of latching on as he flees.

I attempt to use my telekinesis to form a barrier of stones infront of me facing cindle to defend myself against his attack, and the zombies.

I happify myself.

Stats are being updated as of right now. People have time to change their minds until 3:PM east Cost USA time.

I will join in as this sounds fun :)

@Hell Hound: You start in a small room.

I want to look around my small room

Updates are being processed right now.

I hit cindle in the face.
(5): You get up and with a pure anger, punch Cindle in the face.

ROLL TO DODGE FOR CINDLE
(2): You couldn't cast a spell in time, so you are left spawling around in the ground. (-8 HP).

I try to find something in the closet which can help me defend against/kill whatever is outside.
(6): Inside the closet, you find a survival kit, which contains
Fire Making Kit
Tent
Beretta Semi Automatic Pistol (It may not have any ammo though)
A book entitled how to kill someone with your bare hands
Knife
10L of Water
4 days worth of dry food
First Aid Kit
Flash Light
Portable Nuclear Generator


All in less then 5 kg box.

Anyway, I sprout HP-restoring roots that dig into the ground! I'm gonna be a tree, just like my drama teacher used to say before they took her away.
(4): You dig a hole and fit your legs inside them. Nothing happens, just like what happened to that drama teacher before I took her way :crazyeyes:

I concentrate my force so that if I turn into a zombie, I keep my pwnage powers
(5): A fast headcrab lands on your face and turns you into a fast zombie. With rotting flesh and skeleton for head and all. You kept your intelligence though. (DARN IT)

I create an awesome blast of plasma,disintigrator lasers and nukes destroying every thing within a 2 mile radius without hurting me using a combination of my MAGIC and SUPER CYBORG POWERS killing everyone

NO. You use your supa dupa failure powers from not reading the rules correctly, and DIE INSTANTLY turn the rabbit back to life.

ROLL TO DODGE FOR CINDLE!
(3): The rabbit cuts open a major artery in your neck (-6 HP)

SPECIAL CONDITION = LOSING BLOOD (-2 HP each turn until cured)

I use my uber-sword to cut off rhawn's head before he tries to kill me.
You rush up towards him, but pain has slowed you down.

I attempt to seduce Cindle and steal his stuff before he kills us all.

(1)=lolwut? (GM head explosion)

I open the nearest door and walk out of the room.

(2): Fail. You open the door to the Truronian's prison, and stand around in confusion. The wall then falls on you.

ROLL TO DODGE
(3): You manage to run out in time but half your body still got flattened by the door. (-4 HP)

I follow sirtommygunn at a sprint before the room explodes in a sea of plasma If allowed I will pick Kan up so he doesn't have to bite me to hitch a ride and kill us both by tripping me up.
(5): You did exactly what Sitrommygunn did and got flattened too.

ROLL TO DODGE!
(3): Wow. You did exactly what sirtommygunn did. lol (-4 HP)


In vengeance I bite my fangs into Vertinari118's leg in the hopes of latching on as he flees.
(6):The faint of heart may not wish to know what happened next

(6)Vertineri picks you up and rushes towards where Sirtommygunn went. The door falls on you both, but Vertineri cushioned most of the blow, which you took the chance to bite him hard. Much blood flows and Vertineri screams out in pain as fingers is being eaten. Bones can be heard cracking. (-8 for Vertineri, SPecial Condition Bleeding)

I attempt to use my telekinesis to form a barrier of stones infront of me facing cindle to defend myself against his attack, and the zombies.

You form a GIANT SHELL of rock around yourself and use the remaining stones to form giant golemic guards. Of course, you forgot to make an entrance to your shell :p.

Tic toc, losing air.

I happify myself
(3-1=2): lol fail. You sob some more from the sheer effort used to happify yourself. The tears make a 3 inch puddle on the ground.

DEHYDRATED! NEED WATER. Hmm... hey look! a closet!

I want to look around my small room
6: You do such a through search that you get a message FBI asking you to be one of their chief investigators. Also, you find a laser pistol and a HEV suit. You aren't sure if Laser pistol have ammo though. And the HEV suit needs a portable nuclear generator to operate at full capacity...hmm...



................

A GIANT ROAR IS HEARD. 3 FIGURES DRESSED COMPLETELY IN BLACK APPEARS, WIELDING CHAINSAW, BFS, AND A GIANT SHOTGUN. BEHIND THEM IS A LEGION OF SHAMBLING DEAD AND GHOSTS

I use my telekinesis to move a few of the stones out of the top of my GIANT SHELL so I can have some air.

deleted

A: You are not a cyborg, therefore you broke the rules.
B: plasma,disintigrator lasers and nukes. That's like 3 actions.

Hey seon can you update the stats plz?

Not now, I am afraid. You don't really need it either

5: You warm his prison up so that it will kill a normal person. You then WHAT THE KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :mwaha:

Thankfully, Truronian survives...albeit with one arm and and suffering from a near death condition. At least you are free now.
...

Anyways the chunks of wall go everywhere.

I thought the prison exploded?

I'll join, cause this is funny as hell.

I shred a dark figure's ankles with my claws.

I play the chainsaw chap at winner takes all strip poker.

Ill create some ammo for my laser gun while staying in my room

I recharge my energy a la Jin Kazama in Tekken 3 so that I can move faster.

I try to find out how to use my newfound tools (including the book and the gun (check for ammon)).

Oh and what happened to the sounds outside?

Baring in mind the fact that the prison exploded and I had to dodge out of the way of the debris a couple of turns ago. I call for re-rolls for Sirtommygunn, Kan and myself but I'm not dumb and don't think this is going to happen so I'll let it slide.

I pick up Kan by the tail and spin him above my head and run at the dark dudes, trying to kill them with said, and probably very dead, snake.

I pick up Kan by the tail and spin him above my head and run out the dark dudes, trying to kill them with said, and probably very dead, snake.

:rotfl:

I'm just gonna go with this, as I can't think of anything to top it. I try to bite whichever dark figure I'm being aimed at with venomous fangs.

Phase 1 of Project Tree complete! Now I'm gonna attempt to sprout some leaves! I am confident that disguising myself as a tree is the best action to take when a shadowy figure attacks with a chainsaw.

I rush at everybody close to me to conver them!

I thought the prison exploded?

The door was still standing. It was actually a reference to a story I heard when a bomb factory exploded. The president of the company in the office was saved when a chunk of a wall didn't crumble and crush him. He went back to his office to collect his files, and then the wall came down and crushed him.

I'll join, cause this is funny as hell.

You walk into the library after your wandering. You are hungry and is looking for shelter. And you have a shotgun. Hold on a second, are those... crabs? Hey! IS THAT A ZOMBIE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE A SCHIZOPHRENIC! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hmm, since I can't become happy on my own, I decide to talk to someone. Hm, Seon! I talk to you and hope you crack a joke or something.

Oh, and Boom reference (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySMqZMBZhk4)

Seon, we need stat update!

I feel in the need of conducting a poll about Seon. You, the players of this game, are the ones that will have to tell me what you choose.

The question is:
Is Seon mad?
The choices are:
a. Yeah, but just a little bit.
b. Yeah, he is evil and mad like the Joker.
c. Yeah, he is evil and mad like the Scarecrow
d. Yeah, he is mad and neutral like the Mad Hatter.
e. Yeah, he is mad and good like... you know, I don't know anyone that is mad and good.
f. He should be sent to the madhouse ASAP. Yesterday, if possible.
g. He isn't mad. (No one will vote this one, I'm sure)

Opinions?

OOh OOH I vote for choce number alfalfa :crazyeye:

OOh OOH I vote for choce number alfalfa :crazyeye:

You took that from The Word Game, didn't you?

Stat updated. Update should be up tommorow

You took that from The Word Game, didn't you?

Nope. I got it when my friend said that her call sign over the walkie talkie was alfalfa. What happened in the word game?

I shoot the zombie in the head.

And people, remember to click on the crazyeye emoticon located at my sig for additional fun ;)

Damn you. Stupid sig emoticon.

I run at Milar with my bad shoulder and try undislocate it with his face.

I absorb everyone's lifeforce :D

Thanks for the stat update seon :D. Now I must hack into your iPod pray for luck and wait for the unfair results of this turn. :p

"Hack into my iPod."

Is that an action? :mischief:

Would it work? :mischief:

I won't be able to update this crazy mess until sunday. :(

I use my telekinesis to move a few of the stones out of the top of my GIANT SHELL so I can have some air.

(6): You completely detonate the shell, to have some nice fresh air. Pieces go everywhere, but there were golems standing around you. So nobody got hit. Darn.

No roll to dodge because I am too lazy in a merciful mood.


I shred a dark figure's ankles with my claws
6 (two 6s in a row? 0_o): MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW! You shout as you extend your claws and attack the dark figure's ankle. He howls out in pain but can't kill you because how cute you are, buckle, and fall to the ground. Zombies just loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove cats, by the way, and they show their affection to you by showing off their open head surgery without the use of anesthetics to you.


ROLL TO DODGE!

1: OMG fail: You flail about as zombies surround you. One of the hands go to a more discreet part of your body (not between your legs :mischief:), and you go loose as they rip you apart.

DEEATH

Achivement unlocked! Death is only the beginning: Congratulations. You ahve died, met the f**ing Q, and is on your way to heaven when you are interrupted and sent back to the living world as a ghost. You can still perform simple actions as a ghost, but you must roll a 5 or 6 to effect the world. Remember. Death, is only the beginning :evil:

I play the chainsaw chap at winner takes all strip poker
3: The hooded guy with a BFS gives you a strange look and swings his sword.

4: You manage to duck out, but he still slashed you. And since you have one hand is suffering from a near death condition, you die! Don't worry. you will be missed. By some of us.
DEATH
Ill create some ammo for my laser gun while staying in my room
(4): You find an old used triple A battery in your pocket. Good for one shot juice

I recharge my energy a la Jin Kazama in Tekken 3 so that I can move faster.
(2): You try that and fail, which is good because I have no idea what the heck that is anyways. And then you get attacked by brownies because they are attracted to shiny things and your sword went all shiny and cool while doing that

ROLL TO DODGE!
1: Wow, you guys are unlucky today.
The brownies gouge out your eyes and then starts to force feed you brownies until you die a messy dark gooey death.
-Status: Terminated

I try to find out how to use my newfound tools (including the book and the gun (check for ammon))
1: You empty the gun into the closet door. Now you know it is empty. Then you hit yourself in the face with the book, whichis 450 pages thick. (-6 damage)

I pick up Kan by the tail and spin him above my head and run at the dark dudes, trying to kill them with said, and probably very dead, snake.

1
You pick up Kan snake, swing it around, and throw it at yourself in a ecstasy of failure

I'm just gonna go with this, as I can't think of anything to top it. I try to bite whichever dark figure I'm being aimed at with venomous fangs.
6: lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lololololololololol OMGWTFBBQ. Although you are thrown at Vertineri instead of the dark figures, that ain’t stopping ya! You actually travel THROUGH his head like a bullet and get impaled on the wall like a stick. The worst part is that you swallowed some of the stuff.

(-6 HP)



I rush at everybody close to me to conver them!
5: You rush at other figures in the room to convert them. However, most of them were zombies anyways. You can hear confused screams and a sound of a flying snake in the distance though.

Hmm, since I can't become happy on my own, I decide to talk to someone. Hm, Seon! I talk to you and hope you crack a joke or something
4-1:3: You somehowe break the fourth wall and end up in my room with the computer. I give you a strange look and smite you with divine wrath as I teleport you into a room filled with borgs intent on assmilating your technological and cultural uniqueness.

Umm

Hi

I shoot the zombie in the head.
4: You shoot the zombie in the chest. It crumples, although you wonder if it is going to go all resident evil and come back to life. Oh, and you shoud watch out for those darn crabs. And watermelons. Did I mention watermelons? Because, crabs like watermelons and both of them are rushing you.

ROLL TO DODGE!

2:UGWAHHHHH! You scream as a crab latches on to your head. You can feel the beaks decending when a watermelon hits you full on the face. Luckily, you could see through a convenient plot holes in the watermelon. Unfortunately, it hits you with such force that it pins you against a wall.

(-8 HP), you also get a watermelon helmet which gives you +1 defence but attracts crabs far and wide.

I run at Milar with my bad shoulder and try undislocate it with his face

6: You rush at Milar's dead body and blow it clean off the face. Your arms are back too! Whoop! However, you get covered in gooey brownie and brownie fairies hate people misusing their tasty little brownies and decide to teach you how to use it properly, which involves forcefeeding you brownies until you die.

ROLL TO DODGE!
4: You manage to bet off most of the brownies, but they scratch you.
(-3 HP)

I absorb everyone's lifeforce
You fail, but manage to attract attention of some of the wraith ghosts.
ROLL TO DODGE~
6: YOU DID RIG MY iPOD! RAVERAVERAVERAVE: You disintegrate all of the wraiths back to wherever it came from.




All people dead in this turn may come back as evil ghosts, because I doubt anyone here is good.

Oh, and just a word. From now on, everyone inactive shall be killed by evil spirits of the dead

(2): You try that and fail, which is good because I have no idea what the heck that is anyways. And then you get attacked by brownies because they are attracted to shiny things and your sword went all shiny and cool while doing that

ROLL TO DODGE!
1: Wow, you guys are unlucky today.
The brownies gouge out your eyes and then starts to force feed you brownies until you die a messy dark gooey death.
-Status: Terminated

All people dead in this turn may come back as evil ghosts, because I doubt anyone here is good.

Oh, and just a word. From now on, everyone inactive shall be killed by evil spirits of the dead

DANG! I didn't want to die! I deserved much more!

In Tekken 3 Jin Kazama (and indeed all the fighters) can "recharge" their energy to make their following attack much more powerful. There is also Yoshimitsu (a robotic-like samurai) that can recover his life.

Action: I possess rhawn and kick him out of his body.

Action: I scare off the borgs with my special depression.

Do I still have my golems?

If so:

I tell them to invite everyone to where I am while I create a raveball so we can have a DANCE DANCE PARTY!

If not:

I create a raveball and use telepathy to invite everyone to mai DANCE DANCE PARTY!

I attack in the snake's direction while moaning an attack screach/command.

I eat the watermelon to regain HP!

BTW if and when we finish this game, I call GMing the next one!

I become the god of time, destruction, and entropy.

I reveal my true form as Kronos!(look it up on wikipedia)

Now your setting youself up as a greek titan?

Just so you know, cindle.

:mwaha:

What does that mean?

In other words, you should stop powergaming. :p

Ghost Catgirl Perfection Attempts to reincarnate into the next Pope

I jump through the nearest window that will take me out of this crazy place.

I jump through the nearest window that will take me out of this crazy place.

There are a thousand ways this could go wrong you realize.

I try to find more ammo for my gun.

Oh well, when you find yourself trapped, no other option but to press on!

I attempt to get through the wall, or at least burrow in enough to avoid Charles Li :scared:

I take a beauty sleep to enhance my currently mediocre looks

What does that mean?

It means I am laughing at your demise

there are no rules against it :shifty: or are there?


EDIT
I looked through the rules again. There are no rules against it. So unless I get a 1-3 (which is impossible) or you change the rules, you can't punish me for it. :p

There are a thousand ways this could go wrong you realize.

Everybody here seems to be running on "just insane enough to work" so I figure I might as well try.

there are no rules against it :shifty: or are there?


EDIT
I looked through the rules again. There are no rules against it. So unless I get a 1-3 (which is impossible) or you change the rules, you can't punish me for it. :p

Im going to laugh if you get a 1.

there are no rules against it :shifty: or are there?


EDIT
I looked through the rules again. There are no rules against it. So unless I get a 1-3 (which is impossible) or you change the rules, you can't punish me for it. :p

Don't worry, cindle. I am bringing in the CPD to help me with his.

Not the chicago police department!
I'm changing my orders to this:

I become the god of destruction, entropy, and time.

...which is basically the same thing but you know whatever. (actually isn't the same considering Kronos is a titan not a god)

He wasn't the titan of entropy. And, the previous order implied that I already was a titan, while this one has me BECOME a god bypassing the rule I broke last time. It's perfectly legal!

Now that is legal :p

I use my ghostly powers to generally freak everyone out.

Now that is legal :p


You ********-ing-*************on a**************** piece of ************************ hippopotomas****************************** you're gonna***************************************waffle s************* ala pants****************Pinto**********************Is hKay on the iskay!

EDIT:

Also, no killing of anybody without a reason. Besides that ANYTHING GOESNEVERMIND WHATEVER I SAID. ANYTHING GOES



:p

Now now now, cindle. Be quiet, or else, I may have to dig deeper into forbidden achievements box. One labeled...Red shirt.

:mwaha:

A red shirt would go nicely with my shoes.

I get down on my knees and pray to God for protection this round.

Aw come on Seon, am I on your ignore list or something? This is the second time you've ignored my orders. :(

Oops :blush:

Orders: I use the fact that i havent been able to post in this thread for some time to convince seon that i should get a bonus.

I attempt to sprout leaves again, and this time I try try try with all my heart in a way that can't possibly be overlooked by even the weirdest of GMs. :p

I'ma sprout the heck out of these leaves

Action: I possess rhawn and kick him out of his body.
5: Perfect. Now you and rhawn is wrestling for control in his body. Rhawn is winning though.

Action: I scare off the borgs with my special depression.
2: Fail lol die you red shirt XD.

Anyways,they assimilate you to the colony, which then proceeds to sulk because of your depression. Oh, and the Starfleet is coming. So ya better hurry and wake up the entire colony
Status Changed to :Depressed Borg: -1 every roll. Also all your speech must contain no contractions what so ever and no acronyms and must use the most difficult language. You may not even say laser, but must rather say it as light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation XD

I tell them to invite everyone to where I am while I create a raveball so we can have a DANCE DANCE PARTY!

1: You tell them to kill everyone. Including you.

ROLL TO DODGEEEEE!!!
Kill Fire 4: You manage to duck out of the way of the hulking fists of rock
rhawn: 2: You break your arms. while trying to coordinate with Milar to attempt to dodge the golems. lol (-7 HP)
cindle: 4: Your hat falls off


I attack in the snake's direction while moaning an attack screach/command
1: You yell out a love and purring sound and skip towards the snake showing love and gratitude to everyone. In the end, even I get sick of you and let loose an army of chainsaw wielding maniacs with a potato beg over their face.

ROLL TO DODGE!
3: He cuts off your arm (-7 HP)

I eat the watermelon to regain HP!
4: MM-mm good, you say as you consume the watermelon. (+5 HP)
and OH GOD THE CRAB ATTACKS!!!
3: OMG THAT THING BITES! (-3 HP)

I become the god of time, destruction, and entropy
1: You castrate yourself.
Ouch (-15 HP)


Ghost Catgirl Perfection Attempts to reincarnate into the next Pope
1: you reincarnate as a ghost of a catgirl.

lolwut?

I jump through the nearest window that will take me out of this crazy place
4: Do you know that some British folks painted windows onto their walls instead of having a real one because real windows were taxed in the olde days?

Well.

Now you know. (-3 HP)

I try to find more ammo for my gun.
5: You dig into your closet and discover a clip. 12 shot.

Meanwhile the closet is shaking very violently.

Oh well, when you find yourself trapped, no other option but to press on!

I attempt to get through the wall, or at least burrow in enough to avoid Charles Li
1:You somehow transform back into the Indian Fakir. Inside the wall. And no training in sitting on needles will save you now.

DEADDEADDEAD


I take a beauty sleep to enhance my currently mediocre looks
You take a beauty sleep. And everyone knows that beauty sleep is the one where you sleep until a prince comes waking you up. ANyways, at least you are relatively safe in that room.

ASLEEP

I use my ghostly powers to generally freak everyone out
2: You manage to creep out a few zombies. technically they are almost always freaked out. Espescially about brownies. Nasty little things.

I get down on my knees and pray to God for protection this round.

6: JESUS CHRIST!
Well, the God Emperor himself comes down and kicks Milar out of your body. For good. And then he vaporizes all the golems. And then he gives you a gigantic hammer and a power armor. ANd also a 3 battlements of Chaos Spacemarines for you to kick...wait...what?????

THEY ARE COMING :evil:

Orders: I use the fact that i havent been able to post in this thread for some time to convince seon that i should get a bonus.
1: I thought. I considered. And then I agreed that you should have a penalty for not getting damaged. And then I killed you, I mean, pretended to kill you. With a mini-gun. In a friendly game of KILL THINGS!!!!!

(-10 HP)

I'ma sprout the heck out of these leaves
6:You sprout those damn leaves. I mean, they are so green. Your body turns to tree and your feet are rooted to the ground. I mean, you are sooooooooooooooooooooo a tree.

Now what?

lol

I told you I would lol if you rolled a one cindle. So now, I LOL :lol::lol::lol::lmao::lmao::eekdance::eekdance: :rotfl::ar15::ar15::aargh::mwaha::clap::goodjob: :smug::D:):old::rockon::vomit::banana:

EDIT: this is not an action (unless it would do something cool that was beneficial to me)

I attempt to create a raveball again AND MAEK A DANCE DANCE PARTAH!

I look for sleeping Hell Hound, if I find him, I kill him.

Ghost Catgirl Perfection attempts to curry favor with God in order to bring about a favorable reincarnation by tormenting eunuch ghost cindle.

I try to find Hell Hound before rhawn does and possess him. He has a weapon, after all!

None of the bullets that i shot into the door hit the monster? :/ I guess it is time to get out of the closet and try to deal with whatever is out there eh? I don't suppose I can do that in one action?

Yessss

Finally, I am a majestic tree. Now it's revenge time. Sirtommygunn, you stole my teeth earlier, and now you will pay.

Action: splat sirtommy with one of my mighty branches! Somehow!

I will wake up REFRESHED and BEAUTIFUL :p

I Try to DEUS EX MACHINEGUN and kill Catharis, The No Oppinion Guy.

I Try to DEUS EX MACHINEGUN and kill Catharis, The No Oppinion Guy.

Gives me an idea for a Munchkin-like RPG game! :D:D

Deus Ex [Insert fitting word here] ftw =P

try to call paradropping zombies of the Intellegent Zombie force with my moans!

I attempt to rouse the cyborgs out of their slumber.

I'm assuming I come back as a ghost? :D

I wish to attempt to possess Catharsis the tree!

(If I do not come back, I wish to attempt to decompose peacefully in my wall)

I use MY MAGIC POWERS to light the headcrab(s) on fire, killing them.

I become my ULTIMATE MEGA FINAL FORM OF SUPREME POWER!

Update? :p

Soon. Today

Update commenced.

I attempt to create a raveball again AND MAEK A DANCE DANCE PARTAH!

5: You create a raveball and start dancing around with a few zombies. Like that shawn of the dead dude.

I look for sleeping Hell Hound, if I find him, I kill him
2:You find a couple of zombies making out. In disgust, you accidantally hit yourself in your head with your own hammer. (-5 HP)

Oh, and I was not joking about that Chaos Marine Battlement

ROLL TO DODGE!
2: They mow you down with their bolt gun. Luckily, your armor took most of the blow, but you will be dead with another hit like dead (-7 HP)

Ghost Catgirl Perfection attempts to curry favor with God in order to bring about a favorable reincarnation by tormenting eunuch ghost cindle.
3:You find out that god does not exist and sulk.

I try to find Hell Hound before rhawn does and possess him. He has a weapon, after all!
6:YOU HAVE FOUND HIM. HIS BODY IS YOURS TO COMMAND. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

too bad he is asleep.

lol.

(Note that all ghost actions below 5 is automatically counted as a major fail, and getting a 6 does not give you an overshoot)

I guess it is time to get out of the closet and try to deal with whatever is out there eh
1: You barricade yourself in with bunch of plywood and adamantium you found at a corner. Brownies than attack you somehow inside the closet

ROLL TO DODGE!

6: You fire 4 expertly placed shots and brownie fairies drop down dead. (8 ammo left)
Action: splat sirtommy with one of my mighty branches! Somehow
You wave a branch at him.

I will wake up REFRESHED and BEAUTIFUL
4(-2=2): You manage to sleepwalk and run into a wall (-3 HP)

Try to DEUS EX MACHINEGUN and kill Catharis, The No Oppinion Guy
6: Minigun come to papa.

Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHXQhCPCk2Q)

ROLL TO DODGE FOR CATHARSIS
1: Self Explanatory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC8jnSaCqxY&feature=related)

DEADEADEEAD

try to call paradropping zombies of the Intellegent Zombie force with my moans!
2: Your moans are considered diistasteful by a dark robed guy wielding a chainsaw

ROLL TO DODGE
2: HE CHOPS YOUR (OTHER) ARM OFF!!! (-7 HP)

I attempt to rouse the cyborgs out of their slumber
2: You just sulk more.

I wish to attempt to possess Catharsis the tree
Oh great. You possessed it. Congratulations, was it worth it? Because, all I see is a stump.

I use MY MAGIC POWERS to light the headcrab(s) on fire, killing them.
3: There is no such thing as a magic power, but you manage to light your head on fire, which deters the headcrabs...wait....

OH GOD YOUR HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!!! (-7 HP, deters head crabs, - 3 HP Per turn until extinguished)

I become my ULTIMATE MEGA FINAL FORM OF SUPREME POWER!
5:You become your ultimate mega final form of supreme power.

It isn't that much different from before.

lol

6:YOU HAVE FOUND HIM. HIS BODY IS YOURS TO COMMAND. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

too bad he is asleep.

lol.

(Note that all ghost actions below 5 is automatically counted as a major fail, and getting a 6 does not give you an overshoot)

I wake up (well, I force Hell Hound to wake up) and move outta the way.

I dance my way to THE ULTIMATE POWER OF DANCE! (because we all know dancing is the most powerful thing in the universe)

Must wake borg colleages. End approaching. Desperate measures called for.

I forsake God. I throw down my armor and hammer and offer my mortal soul to SATAN in exchange for vanquishing all of the remaining players.

(Note that all ghost actions below 5 is automatically counted as a major fail, and getting a 6 does not give you an overshoot)
I attempt to avoid being reincarnated as a pirate! :mischief:

Eh, screw this.

I summon a hydrogen bomb about 5,000 ft above the building we're in. It will fall, blow up upon hitting the building, and kill us all. :p

Eh, screw this.

I summon a hydrogen bomb about 5,000 ft above the building we're in. It will fall, blow up upon hitting the building, and kill us all. :p

I wonder what the consequences of this failing would be... you being summoned to a H-bomb test place as the bomb is about 5,000 ft above the point where you are? :D

I loot the corpses of the brownie faeries. I suppose getting out is rather hard with the barricade and all? What a nice point in time to roll a 1 :D. Care to update the first post? Somehow i believe I have a good chance at this assuming choxorn doesn't roll a 6...

I follow he orders of my ghost possesor

orders: i use my l33t assassin skills to make sure catharis IS dead, by combining the skill Ignite Arrows (http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ignite_Arrows) with Icendary Arrows (http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Incendiary_Arrows), and shooting the mother****** combined arrow at the tree guy with my Bow of Fire! (http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forgerunner) Only i can start forest fires! MWUHAHAHAHA!

Note: Catharsis: youare still a tree stump

Heh Dragonson I knew exactly what you were talking about when you said that without checking the links :)

Note: Catharsis: youare still a tree stump

A possessed tree-stump :smug:

Hey Kan': you're a snake ghost and I'm a tree ghost! If we can get two dead naked people it'll be like the ethereal Garden of Eden all up in this place.

orders: i use my l33t assassin skills to make sure catharis IS dead, by combining the skill Ignite Arrows (http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ignite_Arrows) with Icendary Arrows (http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Incendiary_Arrows), and shooting the mother****** combined arrow at the tree guy with my Bow of Fire! (http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forgerunner) Only i can start forest fires! MWUHAHAHAHA!

Starting a fire in a library: GOOD IDEA DUDE

I wonder what the consequences of this failing would be... you being summoned to a H-bomb test place as the bomb is about 5,000 ft above the point where you are? :D

I'm kind of hoping it will fail so I can see what funny thing Seon will do. Then again, success will probably be funnier.

:evil:

Heh Dragonson I knew exactly what you were talking about when you said that without checking the links :)

GuildWars ftw ;) That combo is so awesome for Factions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87kahzFP_E4&feature=related) Pvp.
The links are for people that dooesent know though =P


Starting a fire in a library: GOOD IDEA DUDE

I'm a genious. I know. You can call me, Dragonson.

Repeat Last turn action, not results.

I absorb the planets collective life energy

Hey Kan': you're a snake ghost and I'm a tree ghost! If we can get two dead naked people it'll be like the ethereal Garden of Eden all up in this place.

Ooh yeah. Time to get biblical on these guys!

DOn't give me an idea to really open a hell gate into this library :mischief:

Soon, the resonance cascade shall happen. Finding armor and weapon may be a really good idea to some people.

Update?

I'm in. I release a gas that kills all people over 14. as I am 13, I am safe and I win (unless there's another kid in the game, in which case I'm screwed)

I'm in. I release a gas that kills all people over 14. as I am 13, I am safe and I win (unless there's another kid in the game, in which case I'm screwed)

kill fire and Charles Li are 13, and a couple of other people might be, too. :p

I, however, am 15. Oh and,

I GIVE YOU WHERE YOU START.RARR.

You start out in a cardboard box. You feel safe in there. Feeling of peace descends over your body. No, you were meant to be in the box. It was your destiny all along.

...

Whatever.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!! Insanity: -1 or +1 every roll depending on how crazy it is.

DOn't give me an idea to really open a hell gate into this library :mischief:

Absolutely not.

Apple, anyone? :jesus:

Apple, anyone? :jesus:
:ar15::jesus:


:mwaha:

As an explanation for my tardy work, I have about 2 essays due and 3 tests this week :p

Update, perhaps?

Not now, it's time for bed... After I have my dream of backstabbing 7 people in one life suceed...(in TF2)

I just backstabbed 7 people in one life IN SUCCESSION!

Well i just got a 50 point life as sniper on hydro :P (Also is there a thread anywhere for CFC TF2 players to commune)

I wake up (well, I force Hell Hound to wake up) and move outta the way.

2. However,

I follow he orders of my ghost possesor

3: Youduly note it to yourself inside a corner of your head and fall into a deeper state of being. Also known as comatose state.

I dance my way to THE ULTIMATE POWER OF DANCE! (because we all know dancing is the most powerful thing in the universe)

You dance and dance and dance with the remains of your earthen shields and golems. SOme of those mother******* zombies join in as well. Their culture is also one ofthe most strange by the fact that they kill those who dance with them.

...

OMGWTFBBQ IT'S EATING MY BRAINS
Roll to Dodge: 6: You dance your way out of the reaches of the techno zombies all the while skipping their head off and finishing off with a backflip and some weird dance combo that I won't be bothered to look up in wikipedia or something. End result is that most of the zombies are dead.

Must wake borg colleages. End approaching. Desperate measures called for.
5: You happify yourself and your colleague by watching some <bird call> and some <insert cow call here> followed by <enter stuff not rated for E here>

Now, they march and march and march. For the glory of <enter stuff not rated for E here>

I forsake God. I throw down my armor and hammer and offer my mortal soul to SATAN in exchange for vanquishing all of the remaining players
2:You forsake the god emperor. And then start weeping and crawl back towards him.

I attempt to avoid being reincarnated as a pirate!
2:You fail at failing.

I summon a hydrogen bomb about 5,000 ft above the building we're in. It will fall, blow up upon hitting the building, and kill us all
2: Pine cone. And possibly a potted plant.

-3 HP

I loot the corpses of the brownie faeries. I suppose getting out is rather hard with the barricade and all? What a nice point in time to roll a 1 . Care to update the first post? Somehow i believe I have a good chance at this assuming choxorn doesn't roll a 6...
3: You stumble and touch one of those liquids seeping in.

Acid.

You may want to reconsider that last statement :evil:

-3 HP

orders: i use my l33t assassin skills to make sure catharis IS dead, by combining the skill Ignite Arrows with Icendary Arrows, and shooting the mother****** combined arrow at the tree guy with my Bow of Fire! Only i can start forest fires! MWUHAHAHAHA
4:The GM gets confused midway and drops a firebow at your feet instead.

Weapon gained: Firebow, automatically ignites the arrows that you place in. Ammo count = 12

try to call paradropping zombies of the Intellegent Zombie force with my moans
1: Inquisitors hate zombies. Moaning = zombies. Inquisitors hate zombies. Inquisitors liek fire. FIREFIREFIRE!!!!!!

Roll to Dodge: 2: Zombie meet fire. Fire good friend with pain. Pain meet zombie. Zombie not good friend with pain. ZOmbie commit suicide.

I'm in. I release a gas that kills all people over 14. as I am 13, I am safe and I win (unless there's another kid in the game, in which case I'm screwed)

4-1=3: You relaese it inside your own box.

Smelly thing it is

-5 HP

As dead, I moan in the inquisitor's heads, turning them into quislings.

Read World War Z to find out!

You forgot me.

I absorb the planets collective life energy


4: You eat a tree bark off Catharsis's dying body.

I continue to dance my way to victory!

Update the frickin stats.

Also, I join kill fire's dance party and dance.

Dammit! I kick Hell Hound's soul awake so that he wakes up from his comatose state!

I kill Seon to death

I wonder what the consequence of getting a 6 that would be :mischief:

I wonder what the consequence of getting a 6 that would be :mischief:

He kills you and himself at the same time?

Actually, if he dies we all die because the game can no longer continue.

I treat my wounds with my first aid kit (I am still trapped in the closet right?).

Attack Zombies. For borg kingdom.

I have a comforting dream in my comatose state

2:You fail at failing.

That means I'm a pirate right? :confused:

I search for booty!

2:You forsake the god emperor. And then start weeping and crawl back towards him.

Hmmm, no dice on the fallen inquisitor bid? Weeping, I, a wretched and imperfect mortal beg the god emperor for forgiveness for my moment of weakness.

I Take my Bow of Fire and Search for the Quiver of Endless Ammo

When can we expect an update?

Doing so now

As dead, I moan in the inquisitor's heads, turning them into quislings.

Read World War Z to find out!

3: This is Seon, the almighty god of dice and luck. I have seen. I have wondered. I have used the sacred power of Google. I still could not find out what Quisling was. I just leave you for dead anyways.


I continue to dance my way to victory
6: Seriously, WTF. (read below)

Also, I join kill fire's dance party and dance.
4: You start breakdancing. WIth your head on fire, it's actually quite a show.

Oh, and about Kill Fire. He was never on your side.

DEAD.

I kill Seon to death
2: You somehow break the fourth wall and appear in my sister's shower.

....

Yeah.

DEAD. Although a bit more horrible death than anyone else. Yeah. I am counting the one about getting eaten by zombies. Yeah.This is worse. I would know (well I wouldn't. But you get my point).

Dammit! I kick Hell Hound's soul awake so that he wakes up from his comatose state!
you kick him awake. Now he is just asleep.

I treat my wounds with my first aid kit (I am still trapped in the closet right?).

6: That first aid kit was actually a uber charger. You rip the closet door off its damn hinges and burst out of the stomach of the Hydra that ate you.

lolwut.

That hydra's still alive. Damn regeneration. You better watch out for DEATH AWAITS YOU WITH SHARP POINTY TEETH!!!!!

Roll to Dodge
6: You kick the Hydra into the orbit. Along with the potted plant and some brownies just for good measure.

Attack Zombies. For borg kingdom
4: A fierce battle. Borgs and zombies are currently trapped in a stalemate.

I have a comforting dream in my comatose state
1: You get a nightmare when you are jolted back into unconciousness of sleep and is put back to a deep more comforting comatose vegetative state.

Weeping, I, a wretched and imperfect mortal beg the god emperor for forgiveness for my moment of weakness
4: All is forgiven as long as you beat that Chaos Guard regiment.

They are still there ya know.

Roll to Dodge! 5: You dodgeroll out of a way of lasgun fire.

I Take my Bow of Fire and Search for the Quiver of Endless Amm
2: you get attacked by zombies instead.

Roll to Dodgw!
6: Fire beats fire! Fire beats zombies!Fire beats the dark cloaked guy with a sword! Fire beats anything! Oh man.

I summon Bow of Fire, take down zombies.

http://dqn.dqn.lol.googlepages.com/1183323920049.jpg

I possess kill fire.

I un-die.

I use the dead ringer (without breaking my dance might I add) to avoid choxorns possesion and block all incoming attacks.

DAMN YOU! Wake up from that stupid coma, you *******!

Anyway. I leave Hell Hound's body and possess Kill Fire.

I Absorb the Element of Fire and become Ulmar, The Scorcher.

I change my action to: use the dead ringer (without breaking my dance) to avoid ALL possesions and block all incoming attacks.

I reincarnate as this
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tNRAa-BYU7M/Ru7zpQTKSYI/AAAAAAAAADw/nz9gMP7T3zU/s1600/ninja_tux.jpg

I awake from my comatose with a new toe

I cast Banishment (http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Banishment) on the Chaos Guard regiment.

I demand update!

I summon Bow of Fire, take down zombies.

2: You summon a bow of intoxicants that give +100 health to whatever it hits. And no, you can't hit your own allies.

ROLL TO DODGE FOR ZOMBAHS
2: You hit each of them in the chest. Now they are winning against the borg.

I possess kill fire
4: Insta fail. You did manage to possess a rather civilized zombie hamster rabbit thing though.

I un-die.
5: Granted. Now you are dead but not dead yet. But then god of dice himself looked out the window shaped like fish. And he saw. And he wondered. And then he raised his great hammer and said "W7f j00 Ka'N7 k0mE BaCk F00"

And yes. The great god of dice speaks in l33t. Go figures.

Anyway. I leave Hell Hound's body and possess Kill Fire.
1: You try to escape, but get lost inside Hell Hound's own conciousness. Which does say a good deal about your direction skills (It's just an empty room).

Absorb the Element of Fire and become Ulmar, The Scorcher.

You absorb a flaming brownie fairy holding a flaming pinecorn into yourself

I reincarnate as this
3: You hatch from the egg as a normal EMperor Penguin, but then what seems to be a wooden hammer wielded by a guy who looks a lot like me killed you.

I awake from my comatose with a new toe
3: You fail to wake up. Forever.

I cast Banishment on the Chaos Guard regiment
Shining ray of light comes out of your hammer, blinding the Chaos Guard. Too bad they weren't demons though.

ROLL TO DODGE
6: Wearily you go on, trails of bodies of fallen Chaos Guard behind you.

I'm gunna keep up this dance!

I tunnel into kill fire's brain.

Can I play, or is it to late?

I try to keep everyone else in this thread alive.

Wake up, dammit! WAKE UP!!!

I try to WAKE UP!!! kill fire.

wrong thread

:bump:

Oops. Forgot about this tryin to conquer the world using 10 units of large hydra and 5 wizard lriest while building anti-undead force comprised of 15 priest using banishment and 10 Harbingers and Seraphs.

Oops. Forgot about this tryin to conquer the world using 10 units of large hydra and 5 wizard lriest while building anti-undead force comprised of 15 priest using banishment and 10 Harbingers and Seraphs.

TRAITOR!!!!! I should have known that you would backstab me!

Nope. I thought you would. I was determined not to be caught off guard. Call it an insurance :p

Hydra's poison attack doesn't work against undead anways. Guess who else I am going to attack with my primary attack force?

Action: Teleport out. Peace.