View Full Version : Which question is most troubling you soul?


Perfection
Oct 03, 2002, 03:11 PM
Many times somone comes up with a great unswerable question

which one plagues you the most?

omichyron
Oct 03, 2002, 03:32 PM
There's nothing wrong with any of those questions. The answer to the question of whether or not diet coke is killing me, though, is a bit troubling....

Sobieski II
Oct 03, 2002, 05:28 PM
I am definately worried about the computer radiation.

Zarn
Oct 03, 2002, 05:31 PM
It has to be the radiation one. There is no question about that.

gerryandersson
Oct 04, 2002, 09:39 AM
Whay? The eternal question: whay?

gr8ful wes
Oct 04, 2002, 10:27 AM
I chose the stupid question option.
I guess there are no stupig questions, only stupid people who ask(or dont ask) them

Dynamic Cow
Oct 04, 2002, 04:37 PM
mine is: why is it always the guy that snores that falls asleep first?

Cloudyvortex
Oct 05, 2002, 12:13 AM
The answer is simple my Neolithic friend. Everyone snores: the guy that goes out first just isn't bothered by it. :)

Strider
Oct 05, 2002, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by Cloudyvortex
The answer is simple my Neolithic friend. Everyone snores: the guy that goes out first just isn't bothered by it. :)

:lol: :lol:

I think your right on that one ;)

Dynamic Cow
Oct 05, 2002, 11:42 AM
another question is: is this a rhethorical question?

MrPresident
Oct 05, 2002, 12:05 PM
The question that troubles me the most is, 'can I ask a question?'

Dynamic Cow
Oct 06, 2002, 05:06 AM
yet another one: why cant we bring back the old logo? oops, i did it again...

Dynamic Cow
Oct 06, 2002, 05:08 AM
What came first the chicken or the egg?

the chicken.

Zarn
Oct 06, 2002, 08:06 AM
the egg did

Perfection
Oct 06, 2002, 08:16 AM
Since its unspecific which kind of egg it is, and fish evolved before chickens and fish have eggs (MMMMM Caviar) the answer must be the egg. (assuming you believe in evolution)

Suppersalmon
Oct 06, 2002, 08:50 AM
What is this that im eating ?

MrPresident
Oct 06, 2002, 10:21 AM
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Simple, the chicken. The egg doesn't even have legs how the hell would it come first in a race with a chicken? Unless the chicken was really stupid (like the hare in that story) or the race was downhill. Come to think of it the egg probably could be thrown across the finishing line. And what if the competition wasn't a race but something like what looks most like an egg. Questions, questions, questions. This truly is a very troubling question.

Dynamic Cow
Oct 06, 2002, 02:17 PM
Since its unspecific which kind of egg it is, and fish evolved before chickens and fish have eggs (MMMMM Caviar) the answer must be the egg. (assuming you believe in evolution)

but who laid the egg the fish came from?

Perfection
Oct 06, 2002, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Dynamic Cow


but who laid the egg the fish came from? A fish not a chicken!

Dynamic Cow
Oct 07, 2002, 12:18 PM
A fish not a chicken!

for a moment i thought you understood the question. i was wrong.

BCLG100
Oct 07, 2002, 12:39 PM
everyone knows tht one hand claping sounds like

CL

Simon Darkshade
Oct 07, 2002, 12:44 PM
What came first the chicken or the egg?

As the joke picture goes: A chicken and an egg are sitting back in a ruffled bed together. The chicken is smoking a cigarette in a contented manner, and the egg has an angry look on it's face. It then remarks: "I guess that answered that question." :evil:

As for my pressing question, it is this:

How do Klansmen keep their robes so white and stainless?

Perfection
Oct 07, 2002, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Dynamic Cow
[qupte]A fish not a chicken!

for a moment i thought you understood the question. i was wrong. [/QUOTE] I understand, I just don't come up with a satisfying answer.

stalin006
Oct 07, 2002, 04:33 PM
easy, theres no answer, its called evolution (if u believe on it) the real question is how life organisms came to be, and that would be first

WillJ
Oct 07, 2002, 09:09 PM
The question that most troubles my mind is Other (Please Explain). I just can't find an answer to that one.

MrPresident
Oct 08, 2002, 04:40 AM
How do Klansmen keep their robes so white and stainless?
I'm surprised the Klan didn't do commercials advertising washing powder.

Cloudyvortex
Oct 09, 2002, 10:58 AM
real question is how life organisms came to be

Our bacterial ancestors rode here on a meteoroid. Next question. :)

Fr8monkey
Oct 24, 2002, 11:15 AM
How about these ...[list=1]
1. Why does Hawaii have an International highway system?
2. What do they ship cardboard boxes in?
3. Why do they call them apartments when they are all bunched together?
[/list=1]
HMMMMMM.........:confused:

BCLG100
Oct 24, 2002, 11:25 AM
yes i am also unsure on what other means

Cloudyvortex
Oct 24, 2002, 12:03 PM
2. What do they ship cardboard boxes in?

Cardboard boxes, but as cookie cutter slabs which are converted into boxes by their first users. Next question. :)

SoRHunter
Nov 12, 2002, 03:34 PM
One of my teatchers said once: "The more stupid one person appers to be, there's always someone who can do worse".

So, my question is if there are stupid questions (or is it stupid people?)... ;)

Fr8monkey
Nov 15, 2002, 12:34 PM
I don't know if the radiation from the monitor is killing me or not; but I don't need my nite-light any more.
Here is a link to some more.

www.linkydinky.com/imponderables.shtml

Kefka
Nov 16, 2002, 10:17 PM
My question is where did god come from? if you belive in the bible it clearly states that we were created by god, but who or what created god? does god have a mother? or was god created by a more powerfull god, and if so where did that god come from? or did god evole from something else and then create us?
Even an all powerfull being has to come from somewhere right?

Fr8monkey
Nov 17, 2002, 12:05 AM
My question about God is if he was always around, what was he doin' in the great emptiness befor the universe was created? Sitting around eating nachos and scratching his butt and belching?

Kefka
Nov 17, 2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Fr8monkey
My question about God is if he was always around, what was he doin' in the great emptiness befor the universe was created? Sitting around eating nachos and scratching his butt and belching? Hey if there was no universe I don't think there would be any nachos either ;) as they are part of this universe. :p
yea and for how long was he in that emptiness? perhaps he created the universe out of boredom :love:

Cloudyvortex
Nov 17, 2002, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Fr8monkey:

My question about God is if he was always around, what was he doin' in the great emptiness befor the universe was created? Sitting around eating nachos and scratching his butt and belching? God created spacetime when He created the universe. There was no emptyness. Indeed, there was no before. Next question. :)

Fr8monkey
Nov 17, 2002, 10:39 PM
Then if god is so bright, why did he create light on day 2 and the sun on day 4?

Kefka
Nov 18, 2002, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Cloudyvortex
God created spacetime when He created the universe. There was no emptyness. Indeed, there was no before. Next question. :)
There was no before to US but for god there had to be a before. because you cannot create something if its already there.
and if god created the universe that then Implys that god was here before the universe. even if its not in our space time, he had to exist in another time. (or dimention if you perfer)

If there was no before then god was created at the same time as our universe and thus god was created by the same force that created the universe. and so then something else created them both right?

Cloudyvortex
Nov 20, 2002, 09:15 AM
No. Good thinking, Kefka...for a human. God created time. Humans can't understand reality without time (or any of the other dimensions). But time isn't eternal. It began. It will end. Even cosmologists agree on that. How reality was before then is beyond my comprehension. But I am human, which automatically makes me an ideot. :crazyeye:

Kefka
Nov 21, 2002, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Cloudyvortex
No. Good thinking, Kefka...for a human. God created time. Humans can't understand reality without time (or any of the other dimensions). But time isn't eternal. It began. It will end. Even cosmologists agree on that. How reality was before then is beyond my comprehension. But I am human, which automatically makes me an ideot. :crazyeye:
Thats just what I said? god created the universe and our time from HIS/HER/ITS time and thus so there was a before ;) to god there was a before, to us there was no before.

no then thats right. ;) so god created the universe and was not created by the creation of the universe. and so by conclusion in the great time line [b]not space time[b] god was somewere out there before the universe. his before not our before ;) in fact it could be our future :eek:
but I see you understand what Im saying.