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Chieftess
Oct 14, 2002, 07:40 AM
Yes - these are jokes/witty humor related to the old DOS days. (generally back in the 80's). Feel free to post. :)

The last things any computer user wants to see:

1. Please insert boot disk in drive A:

2. OS Not Found! (a variant on the above)

3. ~~~+++ NO CARRIER

4. The BSOD.

5. Format Drive C:\> ?

scorch
Oct 15, 2002, 04:57 PM
your weird....

Globber
Oct 15, 2002, 07:29 PM
no, the last thing they want to see, is worse than a no OS message, it's the Windows ME splash screen..... AHHHHHHHHH

worse yet, a Mac splash screen ;)

Perfection
Oct 15, 2002, 08:12 PM
6. C:/Civilization/civilization.exe not found

newfangle
Oct 15, 2002, 10:41 PM
7. Press any key.
8. Insert disk labeled "2".
9.Bad command or file name (what in the holiest of hell does "bad" mean???)
10. "Send error report?" [to Microsoft]

Perfection
Oct 16, 2002, 11:14 AM
11. keyboard not detected

Aphex_Twin
Oct 16, 2002, 12:05 PM
12. Monitor not detected.

scorch
Oct 16, 2002, 09:03 PM
ahhh, i get the drift of things.

13. Fatal error:
14. This program has performed and illegal operation and will be shutdown. [repeat 5 times]
15. *popup* VIRUS DETECTED!

ainwood
Oct 17, 2002, 03:35 AM
16.) XXXXX has caused a General Protection Fault in module YYYYY. The program will now be closed.



That used to be MY favorite at Uni, where I routinely lost hours of work....

col
Oct 17, 2002, 05:52 AM
My favourite error messages

"This error does not have an error code"

"This is an unexpected error"

Perfection
Oct 17, 2002, 12:47 PM
win.exe cannot be deleted

Dynamic Cow
Oct 17, 2002, 01:55 PM
"error message error: the wrong error message was displayed."

Lt. 'Killer' M.
Oct 21, 2002, 05:06 AM
"Fatal error - save in Dr. Norton?"

whatever you did, the next was

"Dr. norton is unable to open *§)&$("./&% to save to. Cancel?"

"Yes" ---------- "End"

handyandy
Oct 21, 2002, 11:08 AM
mouse not found please click on ok!