View Full Version : Some Nazi Jokes.....hmm I wonder what that line was doing back there?


MrPresident
Oct 17, 2002, 03:04 AM
Here are some jokes about the Nazis that I read in my history book and thought were funny.

A Nazi offical is touring a factory.
Nazi Offical (NO): So, how many socialists do you have working here?
Factory Owner (FO): About one quarter.
NO: Really? How many liberals?
FO: About one third.
NO: How many communists?
FO: About one third.
NO: That is terrible. Don't you have any Nazis working here?
FO: Oh, their all Nazis.

A Jewish man walks into a government building.
Jewish man (JW): Hello, I would like to change my name.
Nazi Offical (NO): I am sorry but Jews aren't allowed to change their names.
JW: Please, I really want to change my name.
NO: Well, what is your name?
JW: Adolf Stinkfoot.
NO: I think I can make an exception for you. What would you like to change it too?
JW: David Stinkfoot.

A Jewish man is stopped in the streets by a Nazi.
Nazi (N): Hey you Jew, who is responsible for the war?
Jewish Man (JM): That would be the Jews....and the bicyclists.
N: Why the bicyclists?
JM: Why the Jews?

SKILORD
Oct 17, 2002, 08:08 PM
why the bycicalists?

l:lol:

Dark Ascendant
Oct 17, 2002, 09:36 PM
I liked the second one. :)

Simon Darkshade
Oct 19, 2002, 03:49 AM
When one saw the title, one was filled with expectation.
Then one saw it was jokes about Nazis.
Fairly standard; can be used for Nazis, Communists, New Labour, whatever.

MrPresident
Oct 19, 2002, 06:16 AM
When one saw the title, one was filled with expectation.
Don't judge a book by its cover.

Lt. 'Killer' M.
Oct 21, 2002, 04:51 AM
How many Germans do you need to change a lightbulb?

Ve azk here ze kwestienz!