Å is a lovely letter!

(the sentence count will be added later, after someone has done the counting.)


you guys should know the deal by now. But as a reminder there is a spoiler.



To quote Izipo, but quote tags are boring.

"Each poster in turn posts a sentence that starts with the next letter in the alphabet (so, knowledge of the alphabet is a prequisite ).
It doesn't have to make sense, and in fact the more nonsense the better.
Everyone can hop on at any time, no need to sign up or ask permission, the more, the merrier.
Usage of 'uncommon' alphabets (such as Cyrillic) although not discouraged, can be annoying after a while.
Xena the warrior princess and Zorro are welcome, but some variations on that would me much appreciated.
When we reach the end of the alphabet (with Z usually), we just start again with an A, and the story, if there's one, continues.
Normal forum rules also apply and the 2-post rule is in effect, but I don't have the power to enforce it, so please restrain yourselves.
The poster with the 1001th post will start the next thread, providing a link to this one in his OP."

But normal letters are much more conformative, and conformity is all that matters.

Conformity is lame, except when it comes to letters.

Disdainful it is to be politically incorrect.

Except when eating pasta.

Freak, I didn't get to start the new thread!

GAZONGAS!
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/8199-new_research_says_gazing_large_breasts_makes_men_h ealthier.jpg

How right you are perfection!

I must agree.

JUGGER-NUTS, damn those are real! (read this again, and again, and again 'cause it's a looping text)

Kantalope should be spelled like this.

Late is better than never - the scandinavian letters will succeed!

Millions of letters will be written in this thread, that's for sure.

Nah, only if we average more than 1000 words per post.

Only looks like Ohly :lol: DAMN you're right I do have something against the Leftist!!

Please stop then.

Quite so, although only and ohly look kind of like orly.

Right you are.

Say no more.

T'was not to be...

Ur face was not to be lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolol (gets shot at by a sniper).

Very sad Seon's death was.

Usually if I got to name the thread I would have named it "ABC Sentance Game VI: WTF a K after a P"

What a scandal, the alphabet is not backwards!

Xzibit is happy as always :Dhttp://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr359/fredzilla22/xzibit.jpg

Yikes, we're almost through our first alphabet cycle!

deleted due to two post rule

Because we have fallen two letters behind, I am skipping two letters now.

Controversial move there, Mr. Choxorn.

Damn, that means we never had the chance to an "å".

Evermore it mustn't be...

Froistebite is bad for the brain.

God came down and said "Sprig you have not posted in teh ABC game thread, i will smite you if you don't", so here I am, avoiding being smote.

Hey, god does not exist!

Indeed he does not.

Jesus is disappointed in you two.

Kellogs cornflakes, that is where he'll make his appearance!

Looking at my bowl of cornflakes reveals to me evidence of a divine creator.

Man, you put too much faith in your eyes...

Now look here, who was speaking to me if it wasn’t God?

Oh, hell if I know, some dude with a megaphone?

Perhaps Jiminy Cricket?

Q is a funny letter.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight .

So you say.

Totally, Mr. Testosterone!

Unbelievable, why is it so hard to accept that God talks to me?

Veery eenteresting. Maybe you're the only one good enough for the voices to talk to?

We are the voices, and we command you to dance!

Xis truex. dox notx mindetx myx axxent though.

You know, I never thought I'd be posting in a thread like this with such an unusual game that I've never seen before, except for that one time down at this other website I go to (forums.totalwar.org) where in the frontroom I believe it was, there's a game called the "word game", which is actually quite different if you think about it because the game is played somewhat differently (you see, what you have to do is post a random word that is related to the word in the post before you) but it does have a similar theme in that it is mostly random and pretty spammy, but you wouldn't know that because most people seem to make some sort of sense about it and it does cause a chuckle or two, which is actually rather the whole point, unless you're trying to find some greater meaning from a random word game that relates to the universe and our existence within it, and I really would rather not inject religion into a simple game because then that might stoke anti-religious tendencies and then everything degenerates into a political peeing contest where one side is going on and on about how terrible the policies of socialism are, and then the other is droning on and on about the plight of the worker, and then of course you've got the loonies who want to legalize everything and some who want tax-exempt status for their kooky UFO religion, and you can't say it's kooky because then you get called intolerant and politically incorrect and you know I just can't stand not being able to speak my mind in a free country where I supposedly have constitutionally protected freedom of speech and then I get labeled some sort of ogre for exercising that freedom, but meanwhile they're all on about some kind of alien spirits inside your brain and therefore you shouldn't see a doctor, and to tell you the truth I think that's silly but then again people still say "bless you" when you sneeze and it's not like the devil is trying to escape from my body, which is just another example of the craziness which has become normal simply because it's traditional, but to make a long story short, I think that you fellows talk too much, I can't hear myself think, so I'm going to leave now before you talk my poor little ears off.

Zounds, that was the longest run-on sentence I've ever seen!

Åh, I got to end the alphabet!

Äsch! I' got in one myself ;)

Æskthepizzaguy, what you are failing to realize is the inability of several regular contributors to this thread’s to keep a discussion about any topic on track, because as far as I know the longest continuation of a topic was about yellow turtles, kittens and using urine as a dye.

Ö is the last letter in the swedish alphabet.

ø should be somewhere here...

Ah.... how about we just start with "A" again?

But apparently there is some sort of foreign love fest going on.

But apparently there is some sort of foreign love fest going on.

Sorry about the two post rule, but I had to say good pun. :lol:

Choxorn sees no pun!

Darn, we're only to the third page, and we're already totally screwed up already.

Enevitably the pun was about how Love's, love of Scandinavian letter is spreading, not a huge pun I guess, but I thought it was kind of funny.

Found I have Nemo...

http://kalokohan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/large_nemo.jpg

Gee, I also found nemo!

Hey guess what, I found Nemo too!

Inevitably, someone spelled inevitably wrong. How predictable...

Josh has a crowbar, Jared has an AK47, what does Bill have?...

Kittens Bill has, horrible horrible kittens

Liar, bill has a plum.

Moar Nemo we need.

No, we need to find out what Bill has.

Obviously, Bill has a bucket.

Peter is Bill's dad. So who's Bill's mom?

Queen Reginold, is used to be his dad, but is now his mom, so Bill has lifelong emotional scars.

Right you are.

Sexy Nemo!
http://www.twinpeaksrestaurant.com/girl/nemo.jpg

Torry I am for Bill and no more nemo. :(

under that dress I would go if given the opportunity.

"Vagina or penis?" is a question you'd then be able to answer.

Why, I think that Bill has a bucket, too, and that he stole it from walrus! :mad:

X has nothing to do with the Walrus being Paul.

You can't expect to find a penis under that skirt.

Zealous penguins can not find a reason to hate Christmas

EDIT: New game I started called Sentence game is in the main thread.

Ah do baleeve thaht remake is shaymleshly advertisementising his new thread here.

Beat him up?

Can we do that pleasepleaseplease?

Dunk him in honey first, that way it will attract the bees.

Especially, considering..?

Excuse me, do you not know the rules?

F*** you guys.

Good gravy is deliciously capricious and nutritiously precipitous - but never mind that, I ate it all.

How dare you eat all the gravy - it was supposed to be for everyone in the thread! :mad:

I love gravy... this means however... THAT YOU MUST DIE!!!!

Jews are taking over teh w0rldz oh noes :run:

Kill that nazi!

Lollablading down the street, lollablading in my seat!

Mooooove over! (Lame cow joke)

Nazi Jews everyware! WW2 all over again!

Octagon is a word I don't know how to make into a _____ (i don't know what describes this) - is it octagonesque, octagonish, octagonular, or octagonile?

Possibly Octagonal, if I remember correctly. Now what about dodecaheronanal?

Quitting is not an option.

Ribbit ribbit.

Really?

Sir, I believe thou hast crossposted.

Thanks, that means that I can post the T.

Ugh, I did not realise that I crossposted.

Very well, by virtue of all the posts I have posted in this thread I forgive you :D

Wait, just forgive a crossposter like that?!?!?!?

Wait, just forgive a crossposter like that?!?!?!?

X-tremely kind of me, right? He'll learn to refresh his browser every 15 seconds :evil:

Yet, I will not forgive you for breaking the two-post rule.

Zebramel, cardgame's rough-mannered alter-ego, will not do so either.

ÅÅÅ.. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AAA)

Äsch, let's see if we can make it to "Ö".

Öööööööööööö guys im so stupid. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID. I apologise like 100 times.

ß I hope there are.

Allright, that's enough. Isn't double-s after S?

bah, What is remake thinking, it didn't even make sense as a sentance.

Comon' a lot of the sentences are like that, why does everyone point out mine?

Dumb, every sentence so far hast been - except for sprig's. *sad violin smiley found only on tip.it*

Dumb, every sentence so far hast been - except for sprig's. *sad violin smiley found only on tip.it*

Okay, but I'm not dumb. That's what Yoda would have said. Look it up.

Please, we all know that.

Qufa is someone's name. (posted from iPhone test)

Right on!!! forget about skipping a letter or two just skip most of the alphabet, noone will notice!!

S***, man, why the hell did you skip all those letters?

Thank you for skipping those letters! :mad:

Ummm, concentrate people...this is serious business.

Vroom baby, VROOM!

Was is das?

X channel presents:
If you are not legally adult, don't open this
If you are a mod, don't open either...
OK, I got you :D boooh

You must really wonder which country has the following alphabet: ABCDOPQRSTUVWXY

Zeahuybefyia, perhaps?

A new fresh and correct start is needed.

Better believe that's true.

C'mon, even if you're replying you have to do it in the right alphabetic order.

Don't blame it on me, place the blame at it's proper place.

Exactly where is it?

Find it you will, at the top of this page.

Good, the blame has been properly placed, let's move on.

Haven't we a duty to apportion blame based on the thread as a whole, and not just one isolated incident?

I'm interested. Go on...

Jebus had a lot to say about blame.

Kill the blamers!

Lo' and behold!

Love, I present to you: http://www.marieclaire.com/media/cm/marieclaire/images/guillotine.gif

Most of the french love that kind of tools ;)

No, we should not kill people.

Of course we shouldn't! Who said anything about killing people?

:shifty:

Perhaps I did.

Quantifiably different is killing people and beheading them

Roasting people is much better.

Spit roasting, you mean?

Tasty.

Ulaanbaatar is what I scream when I see something tasty. It's a city in Mongolia.

:aargh:

Vegetables are tasty.

Watermelon is also very tasty.

Xylophones are tasty as well.

You must have a strange diet.

Zidane was the best football player of the world... :cool:

Åre is a popular skiing resort in Sweden. I don't go skiing often even though I live in Sweden.

Även means even (as in "even if" = "även om") in Swedish. Just goes to show how close we are.

Öland is an island.

(There, I got all the Swedish ones!)

Ah, screw the Swedish letters!

Best thing ever said.

Can I join the praising?

Don't leave me all alone, deserter! :(

Eh, you invited it upon yourself.

Forget about any deserters.

Great. Screw you guys :(:(:(

:p

hehehe...

I don't think that counts as a sentence.

Jesus, who cares?

Koopas care!

Lol who cares about Koopas?

Mario cares.

Now how would you know that?

Of course Mario cares you nincompoop.

Princess Peach couldn't care less though.

Quit questioning my authority, Cardgame.

Rarely shall the occasion be in which I listen to ye. :splat:

Silence is their only decree! :banana:

Titties are big and scrumptious.

Understanding what a gross overstatement that is, would take too much of my time.

Vagueness in relation to the conversation will not help you z4ck.

Why, has you guyz not seen titties?

Xtra large ones do not turn me on, I prefer them to be of reasonable size in comparison to the body.

You guys... Zuper, I'm back! (after Christmas vacation)

Zebramel does not approve of outrageously oversized titties.

Ah, it appears we're back at the start.

'Bama will beat Texas. Roll Tide

Crikey, two sentences! :mad:

Dastardly Deviants Deemed Disastrously Dimwitted!

Exception to the rule, I am.

Frickin unbelievable, that is.

Great.

Hypnotoad, all glory to.

I don't think we should start tha... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!

Jesus Christ, it's a hypnotoad, get in the ca- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Kill it before we all bec - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Lord Hypnotoad has arrived, you'd best bow to the most magnificent of all!!!

Magnificant, for my evil scheme is working!

No it isn't.

Or is it... :think:

perhaps we can go back to talking about titties?

Quite clearly, we should not; this is a family forum.

Really, does anyone honestly believe that?

Super Uber monkeys!

Sifting through the comments, I have taken advantage of the crosspost to bend the 2 post rule.

Tell me how you failed to mention remake's repeat of my letter, cardgame.

U guys skipped letters!!!! :lol:

What the bleep is going on here?

What the bleep is going on here?

Verily, I say unto ye: letter skipping.

What is up with people? (I think i do "W")

Xerxes!!! I leave you guys alone for only one page and you all screw it all up, but we're almost back to "A"

Yeah, what the hell is the letter we're on now, anyway?

zomg u guyz are teh fail

And here we go agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Baloney sandwich!

Cabbage, boiled.

Droopy Tofu.

Edible, that isn't.

Funny, now where's my royalties?

Gone, absconded with by the evil monkey!

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Evil_Monkey_301.gif

How dare that evil monkey!

I don't care about monkeys, I just want my royalties.

Juice! I aint given you no royalties. BTW was the sever down and now back up?

Kill the unbelievers!

Lord have mercy on their souls.

Me thinks your current sig is funny when put just below the post :lol:

Noobie laughs at jokes I dont get.

Of course you don't laugh, because you are a humorless communist!!!!

Plethora of Piss-Poor Pleasantries Produced Plentifully, Pentagon Pontifically Propositions .

Noobie laughs at jokes I dont get.

Quiet you! :lol:

Ruin this game, you have.

Submarine sandwiches can't speak.

Ruin this game, you have.

This post made me lose the Game. :mad:

U can't loose this game.

Verily, that is not what he is talking about.

What, hast thou not heard of The Game? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheGame)

Xenophobia sucks.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Zoological studies manual, might be a book you can judge it's cover on.

And you shouldn't judge a thread by its name or its opening poster :)

What, hast thou not heard of The Game? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheGame)

But no, I have not.

Cast out the unbeliever!

Do you live in a cave?

Enough is Enough, 'Emake; you have been Exiled Extremely Exaltantly! :nono:

Forget it.

Great. JUST FREAKING Great.

How narrow minded of you to suggest such a thing.

I wish this thread was more active.

Juggling cats give money to help Haiti.

Kill all cats, they suck.