Dogs Vs Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
7. A dog's parents never visit.
8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
or desk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a
day
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with
both of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you
get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room
for free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a pervert.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just
think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff

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31. You don't need to get the dog "salads" or "vegatables" there happy with whatever food you give them

Does everybody remember the comic strip "The Far Side" by Gary Larson? One of my favorite of his cartoons depicts Vikings returning to their longboat from a raid on a nearby town, which is ablaze. Sitting inside the boat is the Vikings' dog, who is sitting patiently and wagging his tail. The point: no matter how much of a scumball you are, your dog will always love you.

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If your alone in the middle of nowhere with no food well theres always.... :mwaha: :crazyeye:

Originally posted by HotDog Fish
If your alone in the middle of nowhere with no food well theres always.... :mwaha: :crazyeye:

...there's always Hotdog? :lol:

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I must print it to me!
Never know when I'll find it of some use ;)