View Full Version : No Wonders?!


Izmir Stinger
Feb 20, 2010, 11:59 PM
I can't believe there aren't going to be any wonders in Civilization 5! Its not a real civ game without wonders in it (I'm looking at you, Colonization).

That's it, I refuse to buy it. This game is obviously bad. :mad:

Yibbledorf
Feb 21, 2010, 12:00 AM
Source?

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:03 AM
Yeah seriously how do you know that Civ V wont have any wonders? It's not like theyve released every detail about the game. It's still in development.

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 12:04 AM
None of the comprehensive set of screenshots released so far have any wonders in them. Therefore, there must not be any wonders in the game. And I'm outraged. ;)
...umm, I mean :mad:

Wolfwood
Feb 21, 2010, 12:05 AM
:) :)

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:06 AM
So. The screenshots don't release every single f***ing detail about the game.

Abaddon
Feb 21, 2010, 12:07 AM
Yes Izmir, we get it, you don't like speculation... how many threads are we going to have to have on this?

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 12:08 AM
I just realized that there aren't any tanks in the game. Or planes or artillery! Modern era warfare will be so silly without all those things. ZOMG this game is so bad!

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 12:10 AM
Yes Izmir, we get it, you don't like speculation... how many threads are we going to have to have on this?

Don't like it? Its the most hilarious thing to happen so far this year. How many? I think one for each "one unit per tile" thread ought to do it.

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:11 AM
I just realized that there aren't any tanks in the game. Or planes or artillery! Modern era warfare will be so silly without all those things. ZOMG this game is so bad!

You're stupidity is seriously about to make my head explode. Of course Modern warfare will be in the game. Stop being so F***ing ridiculous.

Joecoolyo
Feb 21, 2010, 12:12 AM
You're stupidity is seriously about to make my head explode. Of course Modern warfare will be in the game. Stop being so F***ing ridiculous.

http://craigswinejourney.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/facepalm.jpg

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 12:12 AM
You're stupidity is seriously about to make my head explode. Of course Modern warfare will be in the game. Stop being so F***ing ridiculous.

http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/orly.jpeg

EDIT to ADD: ZOMG, there are no owls in Civ 5! Actually, I'm kind of fine with that, but still!

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:16 AM
I sincerely hope you two weren't just insulting me.

killmeplease
Feb 21, 2010, 12:17 AM
http://ui15.gamespot.com/1614/invalidargument_2.jpg

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 12:18 AM
I sincerely hope you two weren't just insulting me.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/OQwerty1/no_wai.jpg

Joecoolyo
Feb 21, 2010, 12:18 AM
I sincerely hope you two weren't just insulting me.

Welcome to the Internet.

But in all seriousness (yes, I did actually manage to find somewhere to put seriousness in this thread), you seemed to have missed Abbadon's post.

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:19 AM
Wow. That's all I can say. Did I mention I'm really f-ing confused right now?

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:20 AM
Welcome to the Internet.

But in all seriousness, you seemed to have missed Abbadon's post.

Yeah. I don't care. And I didn't miss him or her's post either.

Joecoolyo
Feb 21, 2010, 12:23 AM
Yeah. I don't care. And I didn't miss him or her's post either.

Then why are you still confused?

http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/0/159_im_confus.jpg

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:26 AM
I'm confused why you started posting those head things. I'm 17, I'm stressed enough with people at school. I don't need you on the internet hating me too.

civ_king
Feb 21, 2010, 12:28 AM
HAGIA SOPHIA! get that straight

Abaddon
Feb 21, 2010, 12:36 AM
http://420.thrashbarg.net/i_like_where_this_thread_is_going_ship_heading_int o_epic_storm.jpg

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:37 AM
I don't.

Abaddon
Feb 21, 2010, 12:38 AM
http://www.mattresspolice.com/images/sarcasm.jpg

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:40 AM
Ok, that's more understandable. But seriously, there was no need to call me out like that.

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 12:40 AM
http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/617/1160718732911zb2.jpg

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:42 AM
Actually this thread is starting to head in the right direction.

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:46 AM
I'm still pissed though.

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:52 AM
THat's it. If you guys are gonna be like this to me. I'm leaving. F*** you all!!!!!!!!!!!

Seventh Child
Feb 21, 2010, 12:55 AM
Is that a screenshot, Izmir?

I can live without wonders if my F-16s are piloted by dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do not need wonders.

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 01:01 AM
Who cares. You all hate me.

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 01:05 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/sirene3456/sadcatyouaremean.jpg

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 01:06 AM
Yes I am!

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 01:08 AM
But its only because of idiots like you.

lostcause
Feb 21, 2010, 01:09 AM
Quick! Someone invoke Godwin's Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law)! Then this thread will be complete!

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 01:13 AM
Stop mocking me.

Wolfwood
Feb 21, 2010, 01:14 AM
I'm confused why you started posting those head things. I'm 17, I'm stressed enough with people at school. I don't need you on the internet hating me too.

They are posting those because of this comment:

You're stupidity is seriously about to make my head explode. Of course Modern warfare will be in the game. Stop being so F***ing ridiculous.

Since the entire idea of this thread is to ridicule those people posting "one unit per tile" threads because of the evidence they have seen in screenshots where there are no unit stacks. Ergo, there's as much evidence for the lack of modern units, lack of wonders, lack of more than two nations etc. in them.

In short, the idea is to make the point that there's no actual evidence of the existence "one unit per tile" rule. People seem to be making it up.

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 01:15 AM
They are posting those because of this comment:



Since the entire idea of this thread is to ridicule those people posting "one unit per tile" threads because of the evidence they have seen in screenshots where there are no unit stacks. Ergo, there's as much evidence for the lack of modern units, lack of wonders, lack of more than two nations etc. in them.

In short, the idea is to make the point that there's no actual evidence of the existence "one unit per tile" rule. People seem to be making it up.

So I got worked up over nothing?

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 01:18 AM
Is that a screenshot, Izmir?

I can live without wonders if my F-16s are piloted by dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do not need wonders.

You thought the bears in civ 4 were bad, this game has dinosaurs! And it is about time. The earth is only about 6,000 years old anyway so man and dinosaur must have existed. I can prove this with my super logic skills. Like how I found out there were no wonders.

It kinda sucks that you have to build an ark by turn 35 or you automatically loose, though, and even then you start out with just a single settler again. I mean whats the point? Besides historical accuracy, that is.

Seventh Child
Feb 21, 2010, 01:20 AM
Quick! Someone invoke Godwin's Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law)! Then this thread will be complete!

Hitler won't be in Civilization 5 and thus...uh. Something something Nazis. Something something fascist dictatorship. Something something think of the children?

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 01:20 AM
So I got worked up over nothing?

http://api.gamepro.com/support/docs/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/internet-serious-business-cat.jpg

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 01:21 AM
OK, That was pretty funny!

Abaddon
Feb 21, 2010, 01:26 AM
Awww, how about a group hug?

http://sunderlandbookgroup.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/group-hug1.jpg

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 01:30 AM
Awww, how about a group hug?

http://www.caption-this.com/group%20hug.jpg

Abaddon
Feb 21, 2010, 01:33 AM
Sorry man, beastiality isn't my bag...

Izmir Stinger
Feb 21, 2010, 01:38 AM
Sorry man, beastiality isn't my bag...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-one-cat-wants-a-hug-but-the-other-says-no.jpg

i_diavolorosso
Feb 21, 2010, 02:06 AM
I imagine there'll be a new topic entitled "No UI?!" :p

Heretic_Cata
Feb 21, 2010, 03:59 AM
Didn't know this forum is a massive trollfest. I aproove. :D

Genocidicbunny
Feb 21, 2010, 04:17 AM
Oh look, someone got caturday in my civ.

Cheetah
Feb 21, 2010, 05:04 AM
You guys actually made me laugh out Cola over my entire keyboard. :lol:

I love you all! :D

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Rodrod/1161118378057.jpg

Arakhor
Feb 21, 2010, 05:19 AM
This belongs in the span forum.

Seventh Child
Feb 21, 2010, 05:19 AM
Oh look, someone got caturday in my civ.

CiV

Cats in Vogue
Catalization V?

Osymandias
Feb 21, 2010, 06:13 AM
You thought the bears in civ 4 were bad, this game has dinosaurs! And it is about time. The earth is only about 6,000 years old anyway so man and dinosaur must have existed. I can prove this with my super logic skills. Like how I found out there were no wonders.

It kinda sucks that you have to build an ark by turn 35 or you automatically loose, though, and even then you start out with just a single settler again. I mean whats the point? Besides historical accuracy, that is.

:lol::lol::lol::lmao:
Great :goodjob:

Reminds me of the dinosaurs in Civ3 :think: Bring back the dinosaurs! :w00t:

Arakhor
Feb 21, 2010, 07:05 AM
65 million years after they became extinct? Let's not.

Psychic_Llamas
Feb 21, 2010, 07:27 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/9/27/633580796860484029-trolling.jpg

CHEESE!
Feb 21, 2010, 07:47 AM
This belongs in the span forum.

Don't bring length and width into this!

MrBanana
Feb 21, 2010, 07:58 AM
Um... going off topic (well actually on topic, but cat pics are too funny dawg), but there is a screenshot of the hagia sophia around he internet somewhere, there are still wonders.

Psychic_Llamas
Feb 21, 2010, 10:24 AM
OOOH SNAP!

congrats MrBanana! you discovered the flaw in the OP!

have some cookies

http://www.yorkblog.com/eatersdigest/Cookie%20Stack.jpg

Abaddon
Feb 21, 2010, 11:08 AM
Don't bring length and width into this!

oh LOL. This thread is awesome :D

Alzara
Feb 21, 2010, 11:52 AM
It kinda sucks that you have to build an ark by turn 35 or you automatically loose, though, and even then you start out with just a single settler again.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Epic!

Al

History buff33
Feb 21, 2010, 12:05 PM
If it makes you all feel better, I'm quitting CivFanatics.

Arakhor
Feb 21, 2010, 12:16 PM
Bye then.

Padma
Feb 21, 2010, 12:34 PM
Thread closed. Infractions (lots) to be handed out once I get time. If anyone is close to being banned already, this will push them over. I am seriously upset about the behavior of nearly everyone in this thread!