http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail177.jpg

HA! Puny Humans are no match for the great Zabraks!

Beefy, what the crap did you pump your points into?

Fight me again, and you might find out :p

Force Defense, he didn't get affected by the Force, remember?

And obviously a lot of duelists so far are lacking in stamina, that's been easy to observe. But somehow I don't expect others to be very forthcoming about their strengths and weaknesses.

"Algebra, I'm really bad at algebra."

"Modesty. I'm really bad at modesty."

"Imagination. I'm really bad at imagination."

Afternoon 2

After a hard afternoon's work of intense physical and mental training, the Acolytes all call it a night and head up to bed.



It is now NIGHT 2. MORNING comes in 48 hours. Posting closes in exactly 3 hours.

*yawns*

"I wonder if anyone is trying to sneak out tonight, you know with yesterday's success rate.."

Posting is closed. IF YOU HAVE A NIGHT ABILITY, SEND IT TO ME!

Afternoon 1? ;)

Posting is open. Updated in a little bit.

Challenge:Spongebob

It isn't morning yet, and SpongeBob has left the Academy.

Night 2

Darth Putin and Lune Oddo Divinian were both caught sneaking out of their rooms by the Masters. This time, it was Darth Revan who found them. "Go to bed you posers, and next time don't make so much noise. You're training to be a Sith, not to be in a band."

Dave Lister was the lone acolyte who snuck out of his room successfully last night, and he defended Nictel valiantly. Too bad no one attacked.

Ch'awan Galt , Jill Valentine, Adolfi Eminem, Zeek Dordas, Azula, Darth Moo Moo, Academician Zakharov, Neel Kur'tlumak, Tol Skorr, and Skyric Mavado all slept soundly during the night.

Jadrek Diran, Oro Mutoga, Talee'lan, Assassin, General Cyborgevous, Zun Plund, Fuyuhiko Date ("The Doctor"), Sarda Initu, Celine Terrilles, Darkin Skyross, and Xedran Kasrakk all stayed in their rooms and meditated throughout the night hours.

It is now Morning 3. Afternoon comes sometime between 12 - 24 hours. I will be sending Character Cards during that time. To make it fair for everyone who wants to give out a challenge, the first come first serve rule goes out the window. I will randomly select the duel that takes place to ensure everyone gets a fair chance.

Challenge: Assassin

Let's see how you fair this time, Jedi.

Challenge: Assassin

In case you are too cowardly to face him, or you somehow win (which is basically an impossibility, Jedi!) [spits on Assassin].

Ah, so the puny Poriferan is just gone without a trace, guess it's one less rival to compete with. I'll hold off on the challenge bandwagon for now, looks like Assassin at least can already have another shot to prove his mettle.

Challenge: Azula

Challenge: Jill Valentine A Sith is no job for a girl. Leave it to us men.

Challenge: Darth Moo Moo

((So when LeBron and SpongeBob die/depart?))

((So when LeBron and SpongeBob die/depart?))

Lebron died, and spongebob 'left'. I guess his player was inactive.

Also, weaknesses for the following players are:

Darth Moo Moo- Cannot decline challenges
Azula- -1 Lightsaber defense

Hope somebody finds a way to exploit these weaknesses. More to come after each night. If you PM me im sure we can work out a deal for a specific person's weakness...

The inaptly titled "Darth James" failed in his own attack against another, gored by lightsaber wounds, our first Night here. Spongebob must have simply not had the commitment to be here and up and left.

Though anyway, I do not share the disdain some of these humans do for all races and entities they consider inferior, it's poor form.

Challenge: Sarda Initu Gathering data is not always an easy affair. Sometimes, the methods may be unpleasant.

I have a feeling someone is going to die this morning

I hope so, so this game doesn't go on forever!

Hey now! I would like to give a special lecture to Skyric Mavado on combat! You have two robotic arms, and I would love to see how they work!

The Doctor's merry eyes twinkled, although nobody knew, since the Demon Crown obscured the upper half of his life.

OOC: THANK YOU Zack for eliminating the "First Come, First Serve" rule.

Jadren observes darkly, "That's an awful lot of challenges. Are we all so quick to kill each other, so foolishly bloated on personal achievement that we deny our ability to learn and study?"

OOC: I too think it was becoming clear the "First Come, First Serve" challenges were not going to work, great to see that already changed without me doing any complaining but I certainly would have supported such proposals. But perhaps we need an update on what declining challenges and so on entails now - for instance if more and more people were to challenge one person, surely it wouldn't make sense for them to have to accept every challenge to avoid prestige loss and then go randomly.

I hope so, so this game doesn't go on forever!

If I had my choice I would kill Azula and then the cow will fall down dead for some unknown reason.

Jadren observes darkly, "That's an awful lot of challenges. Are we all so quick to kill each other, so foolishly bloated on personal achievement that we deny our ability to learn and study?"

I do not do this out of any sense of pride or to show my strength. The pursuit of knowledge is vital and is a worthy goal in and of itself. After all, what is vivisection but one way to study an organism?

Challenge: Assassin

Let's see how you fair this time, Jedi.

Challenge: Assassin

In case you are too cowardly to face him, or you somehow win (which is basically an impossibility, Jedi!) [spits on Assassin].

I accept Cull's challenge. I am no coward. I have gained much strength!

"Indeed, Academician. I see we understand each other."

challenge: kill fire for mocking me.

challenge: kill fire for mocking me.

I accept your challenge.

Challenge: Jill Valentine A Sith is no job for a girl. Leave it to us men.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8831/jilltheacademy.png

I have not traveled a quadrillion miles to face such blatant sexism. I accept the challenge to show you that anyone can be a Sith irregardless of gender.

Putin's Challenge: Accepted

There seems to be lots of challenges occurring here. Good luck, fools.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8831/jilltheacademy.png

I have not traveled a quadrillion miles to face such blatant sexism. I accept the challenge to show you that anyone can be a Sith irregardless of gender.

The assassin agrees with Jill Valentine. While I will be the last Sith, gender has nothing to do with it. I sense Jill Valentine will be one of the last Sith. Sexism is wrong.

Also, Women are more beautiful and better looking;)

The last Sith?

Don't you mean last Jedi?

Need I remind you all that none of us are true sith yet, in order to become a sith we must be the last one standing in the acadamy. Besides I will be the last one for I am The True Dark Lord. And don't insult Assassin, if any of us are unworthy of the title of Sith its the cow he doesn't even deserve to be a Jedi much less a sith.

The last Sith?

Don't you mean last Jedi?

I am a Sith!

Need I remind you all that none of us are true sith yet, in order to become a sith we must be the last one standing in the acadamy. Besides I will be the last one for I am The True Dark Lord. And don't insult Assassin, if any of us are unworthy of the title of Sith its the cow he doesn't even deserve to be a Jedi much less a sith.

Perhaps you shall, but for now, I consider us both noble Sith, let the jokers die first!

Challenge: Jill Valentine A Sith is no job for a girl. Leave it to us men.

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj98/Nictel-tk/SW-03.jpg

"I hope she cuts you in to little pieces!"

Yes yes.

And Zack, what does the scoreboard mean?

Hey now! I would like to give a special lecture to Skyric Mavado on combat! You have two robotic arms, and I would love to see how they work!

I shall give you a crash course, then. I accept.

Yes yes.

And Zack, what does the scoreboard mean?

Your prestige ranking

Your prestige ranking

Is lower worse?

Is lower worse?

Yes. Raed the rules assasain. Losing a challenge, not sending in orders, and bein g caught out of bed all lower prestige.

Is lower worse?

"No, lower is better. With 0 prestige you get a learning bonus!"

Yes. Raed the rules assasain. Losing a challenge, not sending in orders, and bein g caught out of bed all lower prestige.

*Facepalm* :p

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8831/jilltheacademy.png

I have not traveled a quadrillion miles to face such blatant sexism. I accept the challenge to show you that anyone can be a Sith irregardless of gender.

Putin's Challenge: Accepted

Dont we SITH carry RED lightsabers?

A quadrillion miles? That's 1 million billion, right? I think one parsec is roughly 2x10^13 miles, so you've only travelled 50 parsecs?

Dont we SITH carry RED lightsabers?

Not necessarily. Darth Vader, when he first chose the Sith path, did not. I of course have killed so many Jedi I use every color. I have also killed many Sith. My knowledge transcends both of them. In the words of Palpatine "The Sith and the Jedi, are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater power, the Sith just so happen to be a little more obvious, you know, the Jedi don't behead younglings:lol:"

And neither would I of course, and so I am insulted by Darth Putin's pure lack of priority, Compassion is useless yes but to be truly evil is to be feared by all, loved by none, to be the defender of the Sith way from all its enemies, such as the vast majority of the Sith Acolytes here. Killing the defenseless is a waste of time. Kill true enemies, such as Darth Putin, go Jill Valentine.

Also, since its not first come first serve, I challengeDarth Putin.

Darth vadar only used blue because their were no red crystals on hand.

True sith dont have any empathy for their enemies. If they are in their way, then the younglings must die as well.

Darth vadar only used blue because their were no red crystals on hand.

True sith dont have any empathy for their enemies. If they are in their way, then the younglings must die as well.

Yes, but not just for existing. Compassion is a waste, but killing just to kill will only get you so many enemies that they will all kill you. Kill the enemy, his enemy is your friend, the young could one day be useful to the Sith.

Killing just for killing is a common sith hobby. Dont diss it.

Dont we SITH carry RED lightsabers?

Actually, it isn't uncommon for Sith to carry purple lightsabers.

Actually, it isn't uncommon for Sith to carry purple lightsabers.

In the times of the Old Republic, yes i believe you may be correct. But since the rule of two has been established, all Sith have carried a RED lightsaber, to the extent of my knowledge.

Killing just for killing is a common sith hobby. Dont diss it.

I have no problem with that, but it has to be occasional, so as to not be hunted by all, and against at the very least someone who dislikes you. The younglings could be used for our benefit.

Actually, it isn't uncommon for Sith to carry purple lightsabers.

I carry 'em all! But I usually fight with blue.

Instead of killing younglings, I propose having them fight against each other, and observe who wins. Those who do would be useful to the Sith cause.

Instead of killing younglings, I propose having them fight against each other, and observe who wins. Those who do would be useful to the Sith cause.

This is better, however, wait until they are developed, they should be able to live a normal childhood, when they are adults they will learn.

Killing just for killing is a common sith hobby. Dont diss it.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8654/baneg.png

"Killing without reason or gain is a petty pleasure for sadistic fools."

Source: Darth Bane, Path of Destruction

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8654/baneg.png

"Killing without reason or gain is a petty pleasure for sadistic fools." Source: Darth Bane, Path of Destruction

Aha! I am correct! Compassion no, but logic yes. Don't waste time on the helpless, let them learn to help themselves, kill the enemy, kill the Jedi, kill the weak Sith. That means you Putin!

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8654/baneg.png

"Killing without reason or gain is a petty pleasure for sadistic fools." Source: Darth Bane, Path of Destruction

Well said master.

Killing with reason, though, is fun.

Killing with reason, though, is fun.

Of course. Putin is different, hence why I challenged him. Everything in Moderation. Putin is out of hand and so must die.

Hmm, who would be a good target... Ah, how about this: Challenge: Neel Kur'tlumak.

OOC: Getting rid of the First Come, First Serve rule seems to be the best thing I could've done! :D

OOC: Getting rid of the First Come, First Serve rule seems to be the best thing I could've done! :D

Why, I thought first come first serve was better and saves time?

What do we have now?

If I can make another Challenge: Challenge: Zack Why should we just kill each other to become the apprentice when we can kill Zack and become the Master?

OOC: I'm assuming this isn't allowed but I figured I'd try.

It's allowed if you want to die. :p

This is better, however, wait until they are developed, they should be able to live a normal childhood, when they are adults they will learn.

It's best to start early.

General Cyborgevous' Challenge is accepted

And to some of the others here...you'd look rather foolish trying to argue with or fight holograms

Dont we SITH carry RED lightsabers?

Let's take a rundown. Mara Jade welded a lightsaber with a purple blade. Darth Vader (pre ANH) welded a lightsaber with a purple blade. I make do with what crystals I can salvage.

(OOC: The lightsaber pack for Garry's Mod had limited hilts. Also in Jedi Outcast: Jedi Academy, the player character can opt to have colors other than red. Justified since the player character can chose to go to the dark side. Plus I want to subvert the "Color coded for your convenience (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColourCodedForYourConvenience)" trope)

A quadrillion miles? That's 1 million billion, right? I think one parsec is roughly 2x10^13 miles, so you've only travelled 50 parsecs?

http://www.mikecs.net/prodigeek/images/7greatestpresidentsthatneverexisted_D3CF/president_nixon_futurama.jpg

It's a figure of speech, straight from Richard Nixon's head

It's allowed if you want to die. :p

What if we all nightkill you? Do we all die? What are your stats?

PS: I know we can't really attack you as that defeats the game's point, but I'm just seeing what would happen.

What if we all nightkill you? Do we all die? What are your stats?

PS: I know we can't really attack you as that defeats the game's point, but I'm just seeing what would happen.

All stats are infinity. Enough of that talk, though. It's silly.

What if we all nightkill you? Do we all die? What are your stats?.

Short simple answer, if you try to nightkill the top man...


...better hope your insurance is up to date.

Also in Jedi Outcast: Jedi Academy, the player character can opt to have colors other than red. Justified since the player character can chose to go to the dark side.

In the Single-Player Story, Red is the only color you CAN'T choose. :p

Challenge: Sarda Initu Gathering data is not always an easy affair. Sometimes, the methods may be unpleasant.

I Accept your challenge, Zakharov!

You wish to gather data, and so I shall honour you with the chance.

I merely hope you shall live long enough to regret it.

Challenge: Azula

Azula accepts your challenge

If you think killing for the lulz is bad, you wouldn't last in Russia. Accepted, Assassin. I'll See you in the ring of honor.

Zack when will you choose a challenge? How long will it take for an update after you choose?

I merely hope you shall live long enough to regret it.

No price is too great for vital information. I hope you are worthy enough to fill at least two datadiscs.

No price is too great for vital information. I hope you are worthy enough to fill at least two datadiscs.

Do you mean datachips?:lol::lol::lol::p

Do you mean datachips?:lol::lol::lol::p

People who use datachips aren't often information-savvy. Those more skilled use datadiscs (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Datadisc) with more storage capacity and flexibility.

Zack when will you choose a challenge? How long will it take for an update after you choose?

Sometime tomorrow I'll choose a challenge. The update will come when I finish writing the update, all battles have already been calculated in my secret laboratory.

Accept Challenge: arya126

I do not run, I do not hide. You may have exploited my weakness, but you will not win the battle

Azula accepts your challenge

You will die.

Accept Challenge: arya126

I do not run, I do not hide. You may have exploited my weakness, but you will not win the battle

I look forward to this test of my skills.

Gonna be gone Fri-Mon

I'll have very limited access from 23rd July - 29th August, as I'm going to Brazil (and need to pack up tomorrow).

west india man: PM me.

Random.org selects:

Darth Moo Moo (Beefy187) vs. Adolfi Eminem (arya126)

OOC: Do we still get prestige for issuing a challenge, and if somebody doesn't respond but isn't picked, do they still lose prestige?

Gonna be gone Fri-Mon

Do we still get prestige for issuing a challenge, and if somebody doesn't respond but isn't picked, do they still lose prestige?

:lol:

Darth Moo Moo shall win. 200 credits.

Morning 3


Challenge
Adolfi Eminem (arya126) vs. Darth Moo Moo (Beefy187)

Adolfi Eminem raised his arm, pointing his finger directly at Darth Moo Moo. "I'm not afraid to make a stand." With those challenging words, he stripped off his robe, leaving only his tunic and loose pants to cover his body. The cow hadn't bothered to put on any clothing this morning; he had decided to forgo the extreme embarrassment that would come from his attempts to wiggle out of his robes. Finally acknowledging his opponent's bold statement, Moo Moo defiantly answered back with the least stereotypical noise he could make: "Moooooooo!!" For good measure, he stomped his hooves on the ground repeatedly.

The duelists both ignited their lightsabers, and all was silent, save the faint hum emanating from the two blades. A flick of the wrist sent Adolfi's saber out like a boomerang in an attempt to put a swift end to the duel. Moo Moo ungracefully dodged the deadly red weapon, now regretting denying the dance lessons his sister had offered to teach him. He may not be able to perform the Texas Two Step, but he had far more useful abilities. The cow charged forward, somewhat comically holding his blade of crimson energy in his - you know what, let your imagination decide where the hell the cow held his lightsaber.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6793/darthmoomoo.png
Credit to CivGeneral

Anyway, he unleashed a devastating series of thrusts and jabs, blows and stabs, wearing down Adolfi's woefully insufficient defense. It became clear that the cow was playing with his enemy now, the same way he used to play "Who can eat the most grass in 6 hours" with his cattle friends back home. Thoroughly embarrassed, Adolfi tried to lash out with the Force at the cow - but it was to no avail. Moo Moo's defenses were steady, as was his exceptional skills with the blade.

Growing tired of the charade, Moo Moo leaped up and kicked Adolfi right in the kisser (although no one wanted to kiss him while he still had that ridiculous mustache), severely bruising the man's face. Staggering back from the blow, Adolfi was again caught unready by a devilish punch to his midsection. Adolfi dropped his lightsaber, drifting into unconsciousness as the cow continued to pummel his broken, bloody, limp body. He wasn't quite dead, but he might not be so lucky next time.

Due to his injuries, Adolfi Eminem has been placed in the bacta tanks. He will be unable to participate in the next two phases, and consequently the instructors are taking note of his lack of participation in the coming events.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4351/bactatank.png

It is now Afternoon 3. Send me your orders quickly, unless you want the game to drag on to when Justin Bieber mercifully (and finally) hits puberty. Night in 48 hours, or when I have all of your orders.

Do we still get prestige for issuing a challenge,Yes, but it is a minimal gain. On second thought, no. and if somebody doesn't respond but isn't picked, do they still lose prestige?
Yes

And I was proven right again.

Now another afternoon of study awaits.

Damn. I have to work on some things....

"That bantha is an impressive duellist," says Jadrek in appreciation. "I simply must study from the alchemist who altered it from its base stock."

That cow sure is impressive. I must train to become stronger.

:lol:

I don't see how that's laughable at all - for one it had already been asked a few times so he's not the first to wonder, and secondly it certainly still should be seen as cowardly to decline challenges, even if not the one ultimately picked. (So I'm glad that's how things work out.) But it's true the rest of us are just off to train, you'll get your chance to fight some other day too I'm sure.

The Cow wins. The Cow always wins!

The Cow wins. The Cow always wins!

He wont next time. He is a worthy opponent. But i shall be back!

I simply cannot wait to perform a thorough biological study of this creature. But my appointment with Mr. Initu comes first. And now, it is time to attend to my studies.

Telepathic communications from the Bacta tanks?! What nonsense. But I would have a question how the whole procedure affects stamina and fatigue, perhaps from Adolfi when he is recovered and able to rejoin us.

But my appointment with Mr. Initu comes first.

I look forward to it.

Don't tire yourself out too much today.

I want a good fight from you. :devil:

I don't see how that's laughable at all - for one it had already been asked a few times so he's not the first to wonder, and secondly it certainly still should be seen as cowardly to decline challenges, even if not the one ultimately picked. (So I'm glad that's how things work out.) But it's true the rest of us are just off to train, you'll get your chance to fight some other day too I'm sure.

I laughed at the quotes, look at my post. First Double A says he'll be gone, as in he can't accept challenges, next thing LightFang asks if you lose prestige by not accepting challenges. Not the question but the timing was funny.

I wonder if Adolfi Eminem is now a vegetarian after that battle.:p Despite all odds it seems the cow is a worthy foe.

What to do when facing Darth Moo Moo

Step 1: Fight like a Dairy Farmer
Step 2: Fight like a Butcher
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!!!

Also, I do note a lack of consistincy, all cows are female, and yet Moo Moo claims to be a guy. Can I have a confirmination of sex?

Who else wants a go at fighting me? ;)
If no one does, I'll go train up to kill that Jedi amongst us.

And I know who you are Jedi :D

Lister looks up from his vindaloo.

Jedi? What's that, and why do you think there's one here?

Something aint right. How can a Bovine defeat most of the people who challenged him (or been challenged)? Must be the HAAAXORS!!!! Anyway, I'm off to my lessons.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4415/jillacademymafiagame.png

...blade of crimson energy in his - you know what, let your imagination decide where the hell the cow held his lightsaber.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6793/darthmoomoo.png

I am adding that to the update. :goodjob:

I hate that cow.

I hate that cow.

Hate leads to anger. Anger leads back to hate. And that hate leads to agony (For your enemies :D)

Use your hate well inferior apprentice. And one day you might be good enough to beat me ;)

Credible source of mine, a very talented man of a force, tells me that one of you lot are not sith.. But infact a Jedi.

I suspect there is more then one Jedis here in our academy... Why? Who knows? Perhaps they're here to destroy us all.

Anyhow, let me train up my stats a little (So I can be more even more beefy :lol:) then I'll go defeat those cowardly Jedis.

I suspect there is more then one Jedis here in our academy... Why? Who knows? Perhaps they're here to destroy us all.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8148/academymafia001.png

I'd watch it if I were you if you keep calling us "Jedis". One day, you might regret even calling us Jedis when you find yourself in a five star Texas steakhouse.

No no, I didn't call all of you jedis. But there is a few jedis around here who wants to look cool like a sith.

As soon as I get orders from the following, we can go to Night. Please get in your orders as soon as possible, this game has been moving too slow - at this pace, Miley Cyrus will have released a half decent song by the time the game is over.

Send your orders in quickly, so I don't have to keep making lame jokes!

Guilty Parties :p

Beefy187
Cull
Domination3000
Nictel
Omega124

I sent them! Don"t hurt me, my master! Don"t!

at this pace, Miley Cyrus will have released a half decent song by the time the game is over.


Will that happen before the end of existence, after the end of existence, or as a sign that existence is about to end?

*sigh* i have t miss a session, and a night. At least i cant be killed.

Afternoon 3

After a hard afternoon's work of intense physical and mental training, the Acolytes all call it a night and head up to bed.



It is now NIGHT 3. MORNING comes in 48 hours or when everyone sends in orders. PLEASE SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Posting is open until I state otherwise.

Afternoon one? Night 3? I thyink you missed something

Posting is closed.

Posting is open. Update on the way.

Night 3

Zeek Dordas, Sarda Initu, and Azula were all caught sneaking out of their rooms by the Masters. Darth Malak found them this time, not even bothering to speak. He just pointed his finger towards their rooms, and the three students humbly trudged back to their beds.

Neel Kur'tlumak made his way towards the Sith Archives, and he studied the ancient texts contained there diligently.

Dave Lister snuck out of his room successfully last night, and he defended Nictel valiantly. Too bad no one attacked (again).

Assassin also crept past the masters, towards Darth Putin's room. When he entered the small room, he found Putin slumbering heavily on his bed. Grinning, Assassin rushed over to the snoring body and plunged his lightsaber into Putin's chest, creating a decent sized hole right through his victim's heart. His foe deceased and his task accomplished, Assassin walked back to his room triumphantly.

Lune Oddo Divinian, Tol Skorr, and Skyric Mavado all slept soundly during the night.

Jadrek Diran, Darth Moo Moo, Oro Mutoga, Cha'wan Galt, Jill Valentine, Talee'lan, Robert Blake, General Cyborgevous, Zun Plund, Fuyuhiko Date ("The Doctor"), Celine Terrilles, Academician Zakharov, Darkin Skyross, and Xedran Kasrakk all stayed in their rooms and meditated throughout the night hours.

It is now Morning 4. After about 12-24 hours, I will randomly select a challenge. If you don't accept a challenge directed at you, then you will lose prestige.

Challenge: Azula

Damn you to hell, Malak!

Challenge: Assassin

I'm just going to guess that at least one other person will challenge him.

True that he's been in a lot of fights already, might be getting tired, if you can take him on today, all the best luck either way for a good battle.

Pretty soon someones going to snap there gloves and slap Darth Moo Moo to challenge him. I'm making a prediction FYI.

I won't challenge anyone. I don't see any one worthy of my duel invitation :D
However you guys can challenge me and I'll gladly embarrass you :king:

I won't challenge anyone. I don't see any one worthy of my duel invitation :D
However you guys can challenge me and I'll gladly embarrass you :king:
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Im finally out of the bacta tanks! Time to train up, and catch up.

Challenge: Sarda Initu. It's a shame about the interruption to your studies. But a far greater one was the interruption to our "appointment".

Challenge: Assassin.

This time we will truly fight, and you will not survive the battle, JEDI.

Defeating what's his face is NOTHING compared to me, JEDI.

Challenge: Assassin.

This time we will truly fight, and you will not survive the battle, JEDI.

Defeating what's his face is NOTHING compared to me, JEDI.

Challenge: Talee'lan.

Challenge: Assassin

If we don't kill him now, he will cut us down in our sleep.

Challenge: Talee'lan.

Accepted.

Oh, the developments during the night were most interesting. Such data I have collected!

But now, Assassin, I feel that I must give you a special lecture on combat. Let us duel.

Oh crap, I just realized no one knows the rules for this freaking children's card game.

You just need two decks and two five year olds who can read
Wait.. We talking about Yugioh AA?

Challenge: Sarda Initu. It's a shame about the interruption to your studies. But a far greater one was the interruption to our "appointment".

Challenge accepted

Is that the plan to have Assassin not accept so many duels that he fails the academy? A most cunning stratagem indeed.

I believe that one of you wished to challenge me?

Challenge: Fuyuhiko Date

Domination3000 doesn't have internet access at the moment, and he previously told me to accept any challenges. So I will use an RNG to decide which challenge Domination accepts.

:crazyeye:

I believe that one of you wished to challenge me?

Challenge: Fuyuhiko Date

Please. At least do me the honor of calling me Doctor.

I accept.

(OOC: Hey, Zack, is this okay? I challenged another player and got challenged. Both are accepted. I assume since you're using a random number generator that both matchups will be put in twice. :D)

(OOC: Hey, Zack, is this okay? I challenged another player and got challenged. Both are accepted. I assume since you're using a random number generator that both matchups will be put in twice. :D)
OOC: All challenges that are accepted will be put in the RNG to decide which one will happen.

challenge: Azula

I'm rooting for you AA. :goodjob:

Morning 4


Challenge
Academician Zakharov (SS-18 ICBM) vs. Sarda Initu (mgsmuhammad)

Zakharov boldly stepped into the dueling ring, his finger pointing directly at Sarda Initu's Rodian ears. "Your ears look funny, I challenge you!" the self-proclaimed Academician proclaimed. Sarda was furious at this remark. His ears were perfectly normal, thank you very much! His only response to Zakharov was to strip off his outer robes in dramatic fashion. "If I had glasses, I would take them off right now. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH."

Now it was the Academician who was furious. "I HATE memes!" he yelled, charging at the Rodian. He whipped his lightsaber out and ignited it, hardly allowing any time for Sarda to set up a defense. Once the initial surprise wore off, Zakharov found that his blows were not making much ground against the Rodian. However, Initu couldn't build up any reasonable attack either. "It seems we have reached an impasse," the Academician declared. Sarda's only response was "Impasse my ass!"

With a snicker at his own clever pun (that was in reality very lame, whoever wrote that stupid line should lose their job. How do they... nevermind), Sarda sent a wave of Force energy in Zakharov's direction. The human was knocked off of his feet, falling onto his rear. Sarda sprinted forward, leaped for the final blow, and slammed his blade down into the center of Zakharov's chest - or, at least where it would have been had the Rodian been a fraction of a second quicker. With horror, he realized where his opponent would be now, but he was yet again too late. A sharp blow to his arm sent his lightsaber rolling along the cold roof. A sharp kick in the small of his back sent him sprawling onto the ground with a grunt. Zakharov placed his boot right on top of Sarda's back, triumphant.

The acolytes were dismissed for their afternoon training.

It is now Afternoon 4, which ends in 48 hours or after everyone has sent in their orders! Get your orders in ASAP!

Well then, it's off to the books as usual.

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/5387/academylearn.png

I'm rooting for you AA. :goodjob:

Don't you mean mooing? :p

Well that was productive. I appreciate the data, Mr. Initu.

And now I must continue my studies. Maybe the information I gained will help.

Well that was productive. I appreciate the data, Mr. Initu.

And now I must continue my studies. Maybe the information I gained will help.

I think its safe to assume your ability is to collect data on people who you fight. Interesting.

Orders sent. My training regimen has been drastically changed.

Damn..

If only I hadn't eaten so much cake.

Gone straight to my thighs.. :blush:

That was interesting. A duel of equals, rather than an embarrassing show from one side or the other.

Send your orders in. Night comes in about 8 hours.

Afternoon 4

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You have been doing well, my apprentices - but you have been slow to purge the weak from the Academy. The masters and I have discussed this problem and have agreed to the following: Tonight all of the masters, myself included, will stay in the Teacher's Lounge, drinking coffee and complaining about how much we hate our students. NO MATTER YOUR STEALTH RATING, YOU WILL NOT BE CAUGHT, NOR PUNISHED, IF YOU SNEAK OUTSIDE YOUR ROOM. However, to compensate for this, those of you who choose to stay in your room will recover more fatigue tonight than you normally would.

And with that, Bane spun on his heel and walked from the room.



Night comes in 48 hours, or when everyone has their orders in. Send me your night orders, and night abilities if you have them, to me as soon as possible. Tonight should be... fun. :mwaha:

Azula has been kicked out of the Academy.

Nobody has said posting closed yet, so i will be the first to say this will be awesome. I already have a plan.

As do I!

The Assassin considered what to do that night.

Zun considered the offer. There were several weak fools he wanted to eliminate, but was it worth giving up a night of rest?

>player "Azula" has been kicked by the host.

:p

Posting is open this night, in case you didn't know already.

Also, PLEASE FORWARD ME YOUR PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS. I want to know what's going on behind the scenes.

Waiting on 4 people:


arya126

Earthling

johnhughthom

Terrance888

I believe night ends in almost exactly 2 hours...I cant wait to see if i have died and im talking as a ghost or not.

You can always come back as a Sith Spirit :)

You can always come back as a Sith Spirit :)

Well lets hope i won by battle instead shall we?.....

Oh of course! Especially considering that many players here are legally not allowed to enjoy spirits :)

Sorry, update will be late.

Sorry, update will be late.

Its okay. Just how late though?

Night 4

It turned out the Masters hadn't lied, for they were nowhere to be found that night.

Darth Moo Moo found Celine Terrilles in the hallway, and let out a "Moooooo" as he activated his lightsaber and charged right at his Celine. Just as they were about to engage in battle, four others - Assassin, Adolfi Eminem, Zeek Dordas, and General Cyborgevous - burst into the scene. They pointed their sabers menacingly at Darth Moo Moo. "You must die, cow." The four newcomers all stated the cold words in unison. Moo Moo was frightened now. He was good, but he wasn't good enough to fight five people at the same time. Nevertheless, he wouldn't go down without a fight. Two off his opponents stepped back and started assaulting him with the Force, while the other three moved in on him with their lightsabers. Moo Moo was a mighty warrior, but he simply wasn't cut out for a fight of this proportion. Inevitably, one of the lightsabers found its mark, piercing Moo Moo's soft underbelly. The cow let out a bloodcurdling scream, then fell silent when another blade separated his head from the rest of his body. Darth Moo Moo, a true warrior, had died a hero's death. Their task finished, the cow dead and undamaged themselves, the five attackers started making their way back to their rooms.

Four got back just fine ; however, not all were so lucky. Assassin was met by a welcoming party of his own - Jill Valentine, Talee'lan, Tol Skorr, and Skyric Mavado. Assassin feared that this might be the end for him. All five combatants' blades already ignited, they started a duel that was destined to not last long. Indeed, Assassin was deathly tired even before the battle begin, and it was glaringly obvious now - especially since his opponents were much fresher than he. Assassin couldn't resist for too long, and soon enough a blow from one of his three assailants chopped his right hand off. Wailing in pain as his saber dropped to the ground, Assassin's yells ended as soon as his head was severed. Satisfied, the four survivors started the trek back to their rooms.

Domination3000 was a Jedi Infiltrator!
In their flight to escape the corridors, some scraps of flimsi (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Flimsi) were discovered on the ground. This is what they contained:

http://imgur.com/oT0Yz.png

Jill Valentine, knowing that an opportunity has opened up, has decided to use what she has learned from both the Academy as well as in her special forces career to stealthily infiltrate Assassin's room.

http://imgur.com/Wg6mc.png

With that, Jill thrust her knife into the heart of the Assassin. Not wishing to incur the attention by activating a noisy lightsaber, chose to use the Alabama Slammer Knife instead to finish the job all while covering his mouth and saying "Shhhh, it will be all over soon".
Coincidentally, again a student returning to his room was met by a challenger. This time, Skyric Mavado was met by Oro Mutoga. It soon became clear that while Oro was more skilled with the blade than Skyric, Mavado was more talented with the Force, as well as better suited to handle fatigue. After a few minutes, sweat started to trickle down the Mon Calamari's face, back, arms - everywhere. Mavado took advantage and reached out with the Force, gripping his opponent's throat with an iron fist. Skyric started to slowly back away, which then turned into a full out sprint as he released Mutoga, safely returning to his room. Oro mumbled something about knowing that it was a trap, then made his way back to his own room.

Cha'wan Galt, The Doctor, Cerine Terrilles, and Darkin Skyross were all found studying in the Archives that night.

Robert Blake and Dave Lister slept soundly in their rooms.

Jadrek Diran, Neel Kur'tlumak, Zun Plund, Sarda Initu, Academician Zakharov, and Xedran Kasrakk all meditated in their rooms.


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"I lied. Those who stayed in their rooms and meditated did not gain any extra rest. In fact, nobody's fatigue changed at all last night. Those who slept in their rooms did not recover any more fatigue than those who were outside fighting other students. Nobody lost or gained fatigue last night.

Treachery is the way of the Sith."

It is now Morning 5. Afternoon comes in 24 hours.

Also, Character Cards will not be sent out until tomorrow.

Challenge: Talee'lan.

Wait, what was that thing about Domination being a Jedi Infiltrator? Was that just a joke or what?

Wait, what was that thing about Domination being a Jedi Infiltrator? Was that just a joke or what?
No...

OOC: But how did it affect the game?

OOC: But how did it affect the game?
:dunno:

;)

"That was impressive. Two more deaths overnight. Now we really are getting to the heart of the matter."

So thats why the Assassin kept on getting challenges :lol:.

I thought that it was his winning personality? :)

Challenge: Talee'lan.

Accept.

I hope you enjoy your death scum.

Goodbye, Assassin, we'll miss you. Wait, no we won't, you stinking Jedi.

No fatigue regained?! Goddamnit Bane!

...You're like the father I never wanted.

Wait, what was that thing about Domination being a Jedi Infiltrator? Was that just a joke or what?

No. It's a very grave problem.

My "knowledge" ability allows me to sense when a student is converted to the light side.

So far there have been two converts, on Afternoons two and four.

This implies that they can convert a pupil every two afternoons.

It also implies that there are two other Jedi still out there.

Moo-Moo was alerted to this problem by myself, as he seemed the only one strong enough to purge the stench from among us.

That's why he started that taunting about Jedi a day or so back (page 19).

Personally, i'd like to know every still living killer of MooMoo's motive for the deed.

I feel that Assassin wasn't the only Jedi who wanted to be rid of such an obvious threat.

...

Until then, Challenge: Adolfi Eminem

EDIT: Oh, and I look forward to my untimely demise in the night at Jedi blades.

It'll prove me right.

"Sleep is for the weak."

Challenge: Cha'wan Galt

The arrogant human dies this day

Holy balls, I'm still alive.

:culture:This was a triumph...:culture:

In any case, you dare to ambush me, Oro? You will get what is coming to you soon enough.

I still haven't gotten my battle, Doctor

Challenge: The Doctor

I'm going to catch heck for being top of the score list, am I?

No fatigue regained?! Goddamnit Bane!

...You're like the father I never wanted.



No. It's a very grave problem.

My "knowledge" ability allows me to sense when a student is converted to the light side.

So far there have been two converts, on Afternoons two and four.

This implies that they can convert a pupil every two afternoons.

It also implies that there are two other Jedi still out there.

Moo-Moo was alerted to this problem by myself, as he seemed the only one strong enough to purge the stench from among us.

That's why he started that taunting about Jedi a day or so back (page 19).

Personally, i'd like to know every still living killer of MooMoo's motive for the deed.

I feel that Assassin wasn't the only Jedi who wanted to be rid of such an obvious threat.

...

Until then, Challenge: Adolfi Eminem

EDIT: Oh, and I look forward to my untimely demise in the night at Jedi blades.

It'll prove me right.

Accepted, although i am no jedi (OOC: unless zack converts them without letting them know). I merely got assasain to help me in my revenge on darth moo moo.

I'm going to catch heck for being top of the score list, am I?

Big score, big target. Have fun. :)

Great job on destroying the Jedi infiltrator! I knew all along that he was one, despite his pathetic claims to the contrary.


I still haven't gotten my battle, Doctor

Challenge: The Doctor

Dear sir, I too wish to conclude a battle of our strengths. I'd love to inspect how the batca-tanks operate with the wounds I shall inflict on you.

Challenge: Accepted.

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For today, at least, I shall not cut down anybody who assassinated the Assassin. That is my mark of respect to you.

So, I shall challenge somebody random. Somebody such as Zun Plund.

I accept. You'll feel sorry for picking me when your head is mounted on my wall.

In any case, you dare to ambush me, Oro? You will get what is coming to you soon enough.


To be honest, you were so quiet I didn't know if you were even there. Beware the quiet ones, they say, and whoever they are, they're right.

Now I'll go find someone who's actually doing nothing and being weak for me to kill...

I´m not weak, you Jedi!

Your gonna miss out on all the cow jokes now :sad:
Though I quite commend the sneaky 1 on 5. That was just like good Sith. You win.. I should've got some friends. :goodjob:

Good luck to the remaining fellows. I shall live on as a evil spirit.

I just love cheesburgers.

Sorry everyone, but I'm not feeling up to an update right now, should come tomorrow morning.

I just love cheesburgers.

Enjoy it while you can.
The Jedis are going to run you over!

Enjoy it while you can.
The Jedis are going to run you over!

Anyone feel like coming to my room for a barbecue? I salvaged the Cows body. I love beef. :mwaha:

Thanks, but the only meat I eat is raw or grilled human.

Morning 5


Challenge
Adolfi Eminem (arya126) vs. Sarda Initu (mgsmuhammad)

Adolfi stepped up into the dueling ring, a rap coming off his lips smoothly. "Yo yo yo! I'mma pop a cap in yo fo sho bro!" Sarda only laughed amusedly in response. "You make me laugh sarcastically at your childish remarks. Ha ha ha!"

Then they both got down to business. After a short bit of lightsaber dueling, it was clear that neither was fit to best the other by the sword. They resorted to the Force, Sarda striking his foe with blasts of lightning, then pushing his opponent onto his back and sprinting over. While he was doing this yet again, it looked like he would finally be able to deliver the finishing blow. However, he was surprised when Adolfi sprung up, stepped to the side, and grabbed Sarda's back and threw him to the ground. When Initu scrambled onto his back, propping himself up with his elbows, he found Adolfi's lightsaber inches from his throat. It was a shame, since he had so clearly demonstrated that he was Eminem's superior. Adolfi pulled his lightsaber back, but the aroma of defeat still hung around Sarda, entrapping him in its uncomfortable snare.

The acolytes were dismissed for their afternoon training.

Night comes in 48 hours/when everyone gets orders in.

I´ll eat the heart, but just that. I also eat fried baby humans at the BBQ. :yumyum:

EDIT: X-Post.

Lune leaned at a pillar and wonder if the next battle would be a joke or a conflict worth remembering. He wonders if he can Start practicing his force nut crush earlier.

I just love cheesburgers.

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Ah, so the coward didn't accept my challenge! :mad:

Anyway, off to train.

Looks like i have won the challenge. Be careful. I wont be so nice next time.

Don't worry. This doesn't clear my doubts of your allegiance.

Everyone send in your orders! Night in 2 hours.

Lune decides to sleep tonight. He doesn't care for treachury of the sith: he needs his rest. (:joke:)

You know, i dont think i have slept once in this game. As a matter of fact, im not sure if ive even meditated besides that one night. Hmm.

It's now night. Send your orders in ASAP.

Are the instructors still staying in the teachers lounge?

No, it's a regular night.

OOC: Just got back from a vacation with limited internet access, if anyone was wondering why I was barely active. Now to let the carnage continue.

Skyric Mavado's weakness is he cant protect anyone during the night phase.

Just got that new info recently. Maybe someone can use it. Good luck.

Update will come later today, sorry for the delay. If someone would volunteer to help me out with this, that would be awesome.

What would volulnteering entail?

If I could just have someone do the write ups, you could still play in the game and all.

remake20 said he will help me after CFC Mafia, I'll just have him help me send out the Character Cards.

I will lend my talents in writing to this game for now. If anyone wants a sample of my writing read my story.

Still no update...

OOC: Sometimes, other events happen. I say that we give it some time. :)

OOC: Sometimes, other events happen. I say that we give it some time. :)

I have a feeling this game is going to be put on hold until someone can be conscripted to help with things or until remake is ready to help.

I'm trying to think of a way to make sending out the Character Cards not such a hassle... but I can't think of any. That's the main problem.

Maybe you can have the players keep track of their stats, and only send the fatigue and prestige every other morning or something.

You trust us to not add an extra point or two sometimes? :p

I still keep track of them, I just wouldn't send them out to you. ;)

I still keep track of them, I just wouldn't send them out to you. ;)

Thats what i meant. It would force us to keep track ourselves too though, if we wanted to have any idea of what were good at or not. Maybe send the character cards out every 3 days, and send out the fatigue and prestige (if there is a change in either) every day.

The problem there of course is that we don't necessarily know how readily our stats will improve in relation to training.

Why not just send the changes in stats every day? Then we can just keep track ourselves. Cheat all you want, you're just deluding yourself.

The problem is sending out the 30 PMs, and I have to wait 30 seconds between each PM. The problem is the amount of PMs, not what is contained in them.

Don't bother with the PMs then. Use the QTs primarily.

The problem there of course is that we don't necessarily know how readily our stats will improve in relation to training.

Yes we do. The learning stat determines how much of an increase the stats get when you work on them in the afternoon.

Dont send the PMs period then. Or use my previous idea, and only send the PMs out every 3 mornings or something.

Arakhor we dont all have quick topics.

Don't bother with the PMs then. Use the QTs primarily.
OOC: Some users don't use QT (myself included)

I'm back, you swabs. Har har.

And I somehow managed to escape death. Proper.

OKay skip the character cards totaslly. We dont care. We just need an UPDATE!

OOC: If you killed more people off, then you'd have less character cards to send. ;)

OOC: If you killed more people off, then you'd have less character cards to send. ;)

+1! Let there be more nights where no tecaher is in the hallways!

Vengeance is now on a scale of 1-10 so more players will get killed.

What if we already had higher than 10? :mischief:

That is irrelephant.

Then you will probably be scaled down to whatever you have now. Or maybe you have 10. This pretty much guarantees a death every morning at least. Hopefully some at night as well.

What if we already had higher than 10? :mischief:

Then you lose those points :p

I never said that I, personally had higher than 10, I was just wondering what would happen if we did.

But, maybe I do have higher than 10. :mischief:

Maybe you'll kill someone so hard that the excess kill bounces back on you.

The suffering of the dead shall rejuinate the killer. :)

Or just send individual stat updates and let people take care of their own character cards.

Or just send individual stat updates and let people take care of their own character cards.

The rpoblem isnt whats in the PM's, its the number of them.

So is this game over, or are we getting an update? No need to send out character cards. Like i said, maybe only send them every 3 mornings or something. That would translate to like every week/week and a half.

Game is still on. Update will be later today, I promise.

The rpoblem isnt whats in the PM's, its the number of them.


Right. At least sending partial updates would help with having to copy/paste everything.

A future game could put players in different stages so that the admin doesn't have to send everything at once. Half could be sleeping, half could be awake. Maybe the Academy has several locations on different sides of Korriban.