Today the Math Republic gains it's independence from France, after a referendum was passed by it's dumb citizens. Free cake and snail testicles FOR EVERY ONE, shouted the now very drunk French President as they celebrate in the now independent Math Republic.

Sweet, the Republic thanks France for granting them independence.

The Caliphate congratulates both nations and sends boiled camel balls to them

Philip V, Duke of Burgundy, died recently after a protracted illness, which also swept away Louis and Jean-Philip, his only sons. He is succeeded by his elderly uncle, popularly known as Charles the Old.

Carthage offers condolences to the Bugundian People, and hopes that they can continue to be a leading player in world events even after the loss of their leader.

We also congratulate Mathalia on gaining their independance, and hope that they will be able to avoid any diplomatic incidents in the coming years.

DT
Carthaginian :)

Mathalamus news

a massive military expansion is underway. a huge (relative to Madagascar) navy will be built, as well as a large airforce. the miltiary size will increase to 2,500,000 (of which only 750,000 is active personnel) in peace time, and all over the country will feature defensive installations wherever possible. obviously the best ones are in the mountains.

we wish to state this: if you thought Afghanistan was tough, see how you handle us.

Please tell me that is a typo and that you do not have a twenty-five million person military.

Please tell me that is a typo and that you do not have a twenty-five million person military.

oops. i meant 2 and a half million.

(but in fairness, Russia does have 21 million.. look in reserves.) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_troops)

Philip V, Duke of Burgundy, died recently after a protracted illness, which also swept away Louis and Jean-Philip, his only sons. He is succeeded by his elderly uncle, popularly known as Charles the Old.

I'm guessing Charles the Young is soon to follow. :mischief:

Apparently years of cloning Hitler and using him for target practice was a bad idea, they seem to ave returned from the grave and are now devouring and infecting the people of France at an alarming rate! this map shows the infected areas, but who knows how accurate it is seeing how fast it's spreading.

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National Census:


GDP nominal
$10.32 Trillion
GDP per capita
$60.9
Population
150.6 million
Population density
60/Sq kilometer
Largest cities
1. Mecca 2. Baghdad 3. Jerusalem 4. Kabul 5. Jeddah
Religion
98.5 % Sunni Muslim 1.5 % Christian
Nationality
50% Arabic 23% Palestine 10% Iranian 10% Iraqi 5% Somali 1.5% Ethiopian 0.5 % Kurd
Male Female
100:98
Unemployment
4%
Average living age
75.1
Average current age
24.7
Agriculture - products:
wheat, barley, tomatoes, melons, dates, citrus, mutton, chickens, eggs, milk,
Industries:
crude oil production, petroleum refining, basic petrochemicals, ammonia, industrial gases, sodium hydroxide (caustic soda), cement, fertilizer, plastics, metals, commercial ship repair, commercial aircraft repair, construction, Solar panel production, Arms production, paper, Iron, Gold
Industrial production growth rate:
+10.8%
Electricity - production:
5451.1 billion kWh
Electricity - consumption:
2300.8 billion kWh
Oil - production:
30.764 million bbl/day
Oil - consumption:
2.43 million bbl/day
Natural gas - production:
77.1 billion cu m
Natural gas - consumption:
50.1 billion cu m
Military
N-26 Tank (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=10009359&postcount=759)
The Sandstorm M-56 Fighter/Bomber (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=10018147&postcount=1149)
Soldiers of Allah - جنود الله Special ops (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=10005284&postcount=500)
C-19 Helicopter (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=10021183&postcount=1190)
2.800.000 in active service
Conscription mandatory
Regional System
Arabia
Palestine
Iraq
Iran
Somalia
Egypt

OOC: (How do you make those? Is it just an estimate/guess?)

30 million barrels produced a day?

congrats on a ruined economy, now that oil is so common.

also you forgot mathalia, the religion i invented.

No I combine all of my owned countries production via the CIA factbook and add a bit or remove a bit but its mostly realistic
Ya bottled water is more expensive then oil, but we sell most of it so its not really ruined

The Spanish government quickly sends a large military force to the Spanish/French Classic Border to stop infected from entering into Spain. All French ships are being kept from disembarking in Spain until a hazmat team has checked to be sure the vessel is clear of zombies.

Apparently years of cloning Hitler and using him for target practice was a bad idea, they seem to ave returned from the grave and are now devouring and infecting the people of France at an alarming rate! this map shows the infected areas, but who knows how accurate it is seeing how fast it's spreading.

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um.. the Republic votes to send 100,000 people to fight for france

Burgandy's claims interfere with Spain's claims this turn in Africa. Just bringing that to everyone's attention.

The Caliphate sends 5000 troops and 500 Imams to France, maybe the Imams will get the demon out of those poor souls

The Polish government offers its support to Burgundy in the wake of this catastrophic event.

Apparently years of cloning Hitler and using him for target practice was a bad idea, they seem to ave returned from the grave and are now devouring and infecting the people of France at an alarming rate!

OH %&#$!! FRANCE IS TURNING INTO HITLER!! LITERALLY!!

Poland is prepared to launch "suppression" operations in afflicted provinces with French approval.

Zombie Pierre: Send me your braaaaainss.

The Burgundian Crown thanks the Polish and Carthaginian governments for their support and pledges immediate military support throughout France and the English south coast should Français Classique require this aid.

The first case has been spotted in Spain in a border town. All travel between France and Spain is cut off, and for the time being, the military is staying in Spanish territory, but if they find it prudent, they will move into France.

Field Marshal Yılmaz has ordered 1 Jannissary Corps and 2 divisions (4 LPs) of the Ottoman Army to be sent to France to aid them in their quest against the Undead. In addition, although resources are scare due to the sending of the foreign army to France, the Grand Vizier and Sultan have authorised the beginning of a Nuclear Program (1 LP) if the zombies are to ever spread into the Balkans.

oh dear, the french president is now a zombie. guess this means the end fo the French Government.

we hereby withdraw our support and fortify the island, shoudl they step one toe in the island. we know they will.

In a desperate preventative measure, zombies from the Spanish town are being shot, set fire to, and hurled over into French territory. Unfortunately, the disease is still spreading in Spain.

In a desperate preventative measure, zombies from the Spanish town are being shot, set fire to, and hurled over into French territory. Unfortunately, the disease is still spreading in Spain.

the Spanish embassy n Mathis is ready to receive the Government if all the spanish land convert to Zombus Territory.

:eek:
THE ZOMBIEZ ARE COMIN'!!!! :run:

Carthage immidiately suspends trade with france until the Crisis is over. We recall the majority of our fleet to the mediteranian to prevent the undead spreading, and place our military on high alert. We prepare the citizens for disaster.

DT
ZOMBIEZ R COMIN' :run:

(Please, please, PLEASE tell me zombie bites turn people into Hitler.)

The Armed Forces have begun mobilization and are expected to be ready for combat operations by year's end. A travel advisory has been issued for the region, and incoming continental cargo ships are currently under quarantine.

tailless, can you tell us whether these breakaway regions can be attacked while at peace and/or if nations can "declare war" against the zombies?

Wait. Zombies? What is this I don't even

Think of them as goose-stepping, swastika-wearing rebels with Charlie Chaplin moustaches.

the Mathalamus Republic is mobilizing against the Zombies. the Shadow controller (the real person behind this account) has taken direct control fo the nation, believing that this crisis is serious.

President Matthew Barabas: zombies in France? well in any case we shouldn't expect France to last long, because they like to surrender. the military is armed and ready and will shoot down anything out of the ordinary. i have faith in every Mathalian citizen in this Country.

we don't know of the zombies are capable of thought or using infrastructure like normal humans.

*flips through an encyclopedia and looks for an entry titled "Zombie Virus"*

What is this what I don't what

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/194/7/8/Zombie_Hitler_by_ZombieToaster.jpg

"well in any case we shouldn't expect France to last long, because they like to surrender."Poland, being a steadfast ally of France, will remember this slight.

Poland, being a steadfast ally of France, will remember this slight.

i was obviously joking...

So. Wait. There are seriously zombies?

Nedim..
10 trillion GDP is NOT realistic for the Middle East..god..
I am Germany and the Balkans and only have 5ish trillion.. seriously.

Also CivP
I actually Use realistic statistics..

A large group of zombies approached the Spanish Border recently. Guards were told to hold their fire, but someone, know one knows who fired first, opened fire, and, being good soldiers, the rest of the line opened fire at the sound of gunshot. Estimates are that over a thousand French zombies were killed. Most are being burned for sanitation purposes, but a few of them were taken to labs to be studied.

They all have small moustaches, usually called "Hitler moustaches". They also all have swastika necklaces, but no one knows where they came from. Some of them appeared to be trying to say something after they were shot, but it is inconclusive to whether or not they are sentient.

Also Denmark as already been talked about and split accordingly

Germany gets Norway, Sweden and Denmark,
Siberia gets Finland
and France gets Greenland and Iceland

Also Denmark as already been talked about and split accordingly

Germany gets Norway, Sweden and Denmark,
Siberia gets Finland
and France gets Greenland and Iceland

i like how you are ignoring the zombie threat.

Ugh, zombies.

Siberia is suspending all trade and immigration from France. However, we are paradroping weapons for survivors to use.

Klein Venedig follows Siberia's example, and tasks scientists to examine this zombie virus.

Meh we have the German Army..

If not for the fact it'd be powergaming, the USSR would deploy a "Return to Reality Now Plz Kthxbai" superweapon.

In the meantime, nothing of note, apart from the establishment of relations with once again independent Madagascar.

Standard focus on armed neutrality continues, as does the nuclear program.

While the Digital Olympics are ongoing, the President announces his liking of the science fiction show Mein Zombie, which details Hitler dying during the Great War, returning as a zombie, and sweeping Europe through an infestation to build an undead master race. They face off against the Volturiets in the East, who believe in blood as the collective property of all vampire kind, and the human Allies to the West, who just want a return to sanity.

In the partition of Denmark, we request that the Ottomans get Romania.

You will have to talk with Poland but I am fine with yougetting t.

No worries.

We close all travel to Burgundy and France and the German Military is mobilized.

Why don't we just nuke france the zombies should be gone then and nuke the infected Spanish areas too. (crazy German general)

People of the world, this is General Sillypanties of the french army, were currently holding the line at Poitiers with the add of some of the surviving foreign military accept for the solders of the Math army who parachuted into Ireland for some reason (somebody should give those people gps). Initial reports that bites turn you in to Hitler prove false, the only reason there's so many Hitlers is because we cloned so many. We've lost contact with London and believe those who were unable to evacuate are now walking with the dead. Are current prerogative is to evacuate all the uninfected citizens of Poitiers and regroup some where else, with the President dead I'll be taking over as the head of state.

Initial reports that bites turn you in to Hitler prove falseAwwww. :(

Polish naval forces have entered the English Channel and are scheduled to relieve pressure on Poitiers through synchronized assaults on infected coastal provinces.

We shall send parts of our army to aid our French allies from these hitlers. (20,000 troops, 300 aircraft, 400 tanks)

Spanish society has ground to a halt. People have been advised to stay in their homes at all times, and a strict curfew is in place. It appears that quarentine measures have been effective, as the rate of new cases has been steadily dropping. There is no need to nuke Spain

On the French/Spanish border, there have been several more groups of zombies attack, and they have been more and more organized each time. We believe they are learning from their mistakes. Recently, they have set up their own defensive line and harassed Spanish troops from cover. They lasted a while before artillery was called in and they were blown to pieces. The Spanish military was given comand to move into French land to secure better defensive positions.

We close all travel to Burgundy and France and the German Military is mobilized.
The Dijon tourist board is devastated by the actions of the German government - so much so that they have considered changing their motto from "See Dijon before you die!" to "See Dijon and die!"

remind me to introduce GPS. the Mathalamus army made their way from ireland for some reason to politers and took over defensive posts from the french and fo0rgein armies so the can put more men on the offensive.

Math forces have now landed in Canada (are you guys even trying?), nevertheless we've secured Aquitaine and Limousin, we also rescued the survivors who will now be evacuated to Greenland. The French-Spanish border should now be secure, though they should stay vigilant as the walking dead could still wander through Burgundy.
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The Leader reportedly threw a fit and called the generals as too stupid to exist, so he took personal control fo the military onboard the MRS Mathis and directed the invasion fleet to Cherbourg, and triple-checked their location before landing. the Leader directed the landing personally, and cut a zombie in half with his shiny Axe for good measure.

Matthew: good for nothing generals. i fired them all, and replaced them with competent ones. *can be heard muttering unkind things*

The Spanish thank the French for helping us secure our border. There were great cheers from Spanish soldiers when they saw the French army coming over the horizon, or at least once they realized they weren't zombie soldiers. We will now help France hold the defensive line while the French retake their territory.

The Leader reportedly threw a fit and called the generals as too stupid to exist, so he took personal control fo the military onboard the MRS Mathis and directed the invasion fleet to Cherbourg, and triple-checked their location before landing. the Leader directed the landing personally, and cut a zombie in half with his shiny Axe for good measure.

Matthew: good for nothing generals. i fired them all, and replaced them with competent ones. *can be heard muttering unkind things*

actualy your not anywhere close, you some how went around the cape of good hope and landed in Mongolia, and that zombie you sliced in half was the Khan's emo son who used to write poetry by the seashore while contemplating suicide.

Klein Venedig offers encouraging words to the soldiers fighting the zombies in Europe. Prominent environmentalists suggest that the "zombie virus" could very well have been a mutated strain of rabies, exacerbated by the nuclear warfare of the last century. These same environmentalists begin to push for more "green" reforms in industry, using the zombie virus as an example of mankind's negative impact on the environment. The Grün/Verde party is expected to make a comeback in the next elections.

actualy your not anywhere close, you some how went around the cape of good hope and landed in Mongolia, and that zombie you sliced in half was the Khan's emo son who used to write poetry by the seashore while contemplating suicide.

....baH! im going back to Madagascar and doing the great purge.

A rouge cargo ship arrived in Willhelmshafen it was full of French survivors in the bridge with hundreds of zombies on the lower decks. After docking in the port the city was quickly overrun and currently the Germany army is quarantining the area.

zombies quickly overran a major coastal city? the German army isnt THAT bad...

Well you see.
The German army was on the border of Burgundy and Willhelmshafen is not on the border and therefore not deemed important to protect as well there was no threat.

army isnt THAT bad...
IDK what your trying to say during ww1 era German army was best in world...
as it was right before ww2

well the zombies are like... zombies. they luber around with no tactics whatsoever, and they bite people. they dont even use guns. a much smaller force can defeat them. a group of civilians can probaably do the same thing.

...You guys know if you keep this up, I'm going to introduce furries, right?

The USSR receives many reports of "zombies" from Europe, but dismisses them as mass hysteria and or some sort of serious disease outbreak.

...You guys know if you keep this up, I'm going to introduce furries, right?

The USSR receives many reports of "zombies" from Europe, but dismisses them as mass hysteria and or some sort of serious disease outbreak.

do you have the economy to mass produce furries?

We frankly could care less what your Madagascarian Empire has to say, if our army sucks so much why don't you fight it?
I will declare war on you then we'll see who's army actually sucks.

We frankly could care less what your Madagascarian Empire has to say, if our army sucks so much why don't you fight it?
I will declare war on you then we'll see who's army actually sucks.

Matthew: no. im way too strained as is. and that would be your downfall.

It would be OUR downfall HAHAHAHAHAHAH the Kaiser almost dies laughing.

i do ahve some defensve pacts still active. i think...

Who would protect you from the mighty German Reich?
France? - Riiiiight..

good point. well if you want me to surrender or something, send someone qualified for that.

do you have the economy to mass produce furries?

Apply logic, Math. If we can have living dead, why not furries? Zombies came as a natural mutation... next, furries! Created by our nuclear program! ^__^

Now, I'd rather keep the game realistic, but this is going insane. I do wonder what TK's thoughts on the whole zombie thing are...

Apply logic, Math. If we can have living dead, why not furries? Zombies came as a natural mutation... next, furries! Created by our nuclear program! ^__^

Now, I'd rather keep the game realistic, but this is going insane. I do wonder what TK's thoughts on the whole zombie thing are...

they'd have to compete against the army of terminators.

good point. well if you want me to surrender or something, send someone qualified for that.

You want to surrender to me already? And I haven't even declared war? Good..verygood.

well the zombies are like... zombies. they luber around with no tactics whatsoever, and they bite people. they dont even use guns. a much smaller force can defeat them. a group of civilians can probaably do the same thing.

WRONG. The Spanish have alot of experience fighting waves of zombies, and they have been more and more intelligent. At first, they just "lubered" around, but by the thrid day, they were hiding behind trees and rocks and they did have guns. The Spanish Army is just that awesome.

Now that the other side of the French border is secure, the number of cases has continued to decrease, but Spanish society is still at a complete standstill. There are reports of people beginning to run out of food, but who are too afraid to leave their homes to get more food. Spain is in a state of emergency, but people from Africa and Argentina are sending help for their bretheren.

You want to surrender to me already? And I haven't even declared war? Good..verygood.

i was kidding i didn't want to surrender to the Germans anyway.

You guys... I'm worried... The ad in the top right corner of this page is for a zombie survival guide... I think we need to change the topic.

Oh my Lol!

A military display is held off the coast of Tobago, as the missile cruisers Paul Von Lettow-Vorbeck and its sister ship the Simon Bolivar are joined by the recently unveiled battleship Ostpreussen. The ships turned their railguns and missiles on the Sachsen and Brandenburg class ships that had formerly made up the bulk of the Kriegsmarine, as target practice. The secretary of the navy explains this ceremony represents the end of the old navy as Klein Venedig takes on the role of one of the world's naval superpowers. The display is featured prominently in many media outlets, and can be construed even by casual observors as a blatant display of military might.

Soviet Canada has no idea what is going on.

The Glorious Leader unveils some new tanks. Inspired by the archiac 'Leopard' series of tanks, they mount a 140mm smoothbore gun and two 50cal. machine guns. The tanks, called the Gator, also has its chassis used for an artillery gun (Alligator 230mm howitzer) and a railgun (the King Gator).

Soviet Canada has no idea what is going on.

The Glorious Leader unveils some new tanks. Inspired by the archiac 'Leopard' series of tanks, they mount a 140mm smoothbore gun and two 50cal. machine guns. The tanks, called the Gator, also has its chassis used for an artillery gun (Alligator 230mm howitzer) and a railgun (the King Gator).

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-T0AhPJJrK8/TNamZ8dJGcI/AAAAAAAAA00/_5G6M99f2tU/s1600/the+other+guys+will+ferrell.jpg

Anyone here want to take over as GM?

Anyone here want to take over as GM?

If I wasn't occupied with SoM, I would.

I'd recommend that the new GM make an opening post that they can edit, and then the original OP links to it.

Anyone here want to take over as GM?

Does this mean the game is dieing :(

Anyone here want to take over as GM?

I'll do it if people don't mind that I play and mod it :)

that would be cool.

I'll do it if people don't mind that I play and mod it :)

It doesn't bother me:)

What about Math slicing your son in half with an ax?

Im down with that. Go ahead. I wish I could take over but I dont have time.

I'll do it if people don't mind that I play and mod it :)

just keep it simple.

Sad to see you go, TK, but I'm sure Zelet can do the job.

The Zombies have been wiped out in France bringing an end to the Franco-Zombie War.
"What wonderful day to be French" said General Sillypanties who's now setting himself up to be president for life. "My first act as president will be to erect a a great monument of Sillypanties where the Eiffel Tower used to stand before we blew up the entire city of Paris, and then we rebuild the city of Paris on top of the survivors still trapped in the rubble" said the ambitious general.

Mathalian general elections

With the zombie threat over, somehow, Matthew Barabas has started an election o what kidn fo Government and who will lead it.

Federal Democracy: 45% (Matthew Barabas)
Constitutional monarchy: 30% (Harold Wood)
Fascism: 15% (some German immigrant...)
everythign else: 10% (various leaders)

the Mathalamus Republic will remain a federal democracy.

Anyone here want to take over as GM?

That's pretty sad. :(
Oh, well, we can't put ourselves before our humble GM.

So since no one cares if I mod. Want me to make a new thread?

So since no one cares if I mod. Want me to make a new thread?

no. that will just create more trouble than its worth. modify this game and continue it.

How can I mod it if I cannot change the front page.

....oh. well, try to continue this game ok?

How can I mod it if I cannot change the front page.

You can't....

I don't see why not create a new thread at this point. This one is a bit long anyway. Alll that would need to be done is repost the front page stuff and the latest update.

Well then I modding it would be pointless, plus a new thread would be quite refreshing IMHO.

Edit:

X-post w/ Sonereal

Why mod it? I like the rules.

I'm not going to change the rules...just copy everything and continue as TK wont be modding it anymore..

EDIT:
I'll post the new one when TK says its ok, just for courtesy. you know?

Why mod it? I like the rules.

Basically what Zelet said. TK isn't modding it anymore so TK asked if anyone wanted to take the reins. Zelet accepted so he's making a new thread that continues THIS game. There's no rule changes or anything. He's just going reposting so he can actually edit the front page.

stupidity astounds!

GO ZELET! Start a new thread for the game and for claims.. use the quote function on tails op's to get all the coding etc the same.

I want this game to continue, i love it!

You sound a bit excited. :mischief:

Another thing should I remake the Claims thread? I don't need to but it could be useful.

You don't need to.

Another thing should I remake the Claims thread? I don't need to but it could be useful.

no. believe it or not my strain tolerance is so low, an additional thread to a game increases my strain noticeably.

I'm sad to see you go, Tailless, but I think Zelet will do a good job. We do not need a new claims thread, though.

I'll post one more update tonight, then ZeletDude can take over.

He's free to make a new thread (I highly recommend it) and make any changes to the rules, if he wish.

I'll give Zelet all the nuclear program information too.

Yay doubleplusgood!

Update 9

AD 2110

http://cdn.thecampussocialite.com/images/zombies.jpg

Zombies! Or something. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention.



http://i.imgur.com/I5NW3.png

Territorial disputes: three provinces in West Africa being contested between Spain and Burgundy. Standard precedures apply.

Espionage :scan:

An agent was discovered trying to harm an undisclosed nation, but took a cyanide pill and then an exploding pill which, surprisingly enough, exploded and leaves his body unrecognizable. No one knows who he was or who he was working for.

Battle Results :ar15:

Current Wars:

Mongol-Australian War
Mongolia vs Australia
So apparently Mongolia have redeclared war on Australia, this time perpetually. The latter is being inactive, but the Mongolian assault in Australia was repulsed anyway. (Note to Zelet: if you could find a way to make the LP thingy a little more balanced it'd be great, right now it's very biased towards turtlers, among other things)

War of Pirate Aggression
Pirates (Chuck Norris' nation) vs New England
I got order from neither Darth Caesar or Lighthearter, so I don't know what's going on here.


XP/LP

Everyone gets their normal peacetime or wartime XP/LPs plus any gifted or lost XPs/LPs as listed below:

Pacific +3XP
Carthage +4LP
Erelatuk +7XP
USSR +3LP
Caliphate +5XP
France +2LP
Australia +4LP

GM Comment:

It's now Turn 10 (AD 2110)

Thank you so much to ZeletDude for agreeing to take over as GM.

Wait for the signal to cross to the new thread!

I just wanna say thx Tailless for starting up this game, and I welcome zelet to take over

I'd like a current NPC like Japan maybe.

I'd like a current NPC like Japan maybe.

Well Japan no longer exists... Just make a new nation.

Anyway, better wait until the new thread is up. :)

Oh ok thnx for the info. Blah... I should've joined yesterday as I like the map and short wording of the updates, but I saw the stats were even. Zelet might make them uneven so I wanted to join.
Eh, maybe he'll make NPCs out of the blanks and I can take one over. ^^

The new thread. (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=407987)

:love::love: BYE TAILLESS LOVE YOU COME PLAY WITH US SOME TIME!! :love::love:

THANKYOU so much Tailsksgless!

Basically what Zelet said. TK isn't modding it anymore so TK asked if anyone wanted to take the reins. Zelet accepted so he's making a new thread that continues THIS game. There's no rule changes or anything. He's just going reposting so he can actually edit the front page.

Oh... mod as in host, not mod as in modify.

Damn it!