saw this at apolyton:

"is taht a scroll in your toga, little boy"-Socrates

heres my version:

"is that a ti83 plus calculator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"-Jeff Perry

Sorry but...I don't get it...

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meaning a pen!s.