Two pretzels are walking down the street.

One is assaulted.

:lol:

come on guys, now that one is good.

I get it: IT'S ASSUALTED! http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif

What are you on, man?

You know, the German pretzels really taste good. Just try one when you're in München or Stuttgart.

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Concordia res parvae crescunt.

Did this happen on the south side of Manhattan? That would be Assault in the Battery.

Assualted, very funny http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif

A horse walks into the bar, the barkeepers say:

'Why the long face?'

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I am disrespectful to Dirt! Can you not see that I am serious?

A guy walks into a bar. OW!


Very bad joke by me.