put your best history or civ jokes here. if they are on the net, please link to them, dont copy-and-paste them.

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~Weimar Republic

How about this one? http://forums.civfanatics.com/Forum14/HTML/000040.html



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Here's I am...
Circee@bigfoot.com

Hey everybody you should really chek the adress above!!!!!!

Here it is again in any case... http://forums.civfanatics.com/Forum14/HTML/000040.html

for those wondering, that link leads to

Originally posted by GenghisK:
I don't think anybody can do better thant that. I heard the losing theme as soon as I begun. I pressed the ctrl+D (disband) shortcut instead of ctrl+S (save). I didn't even move the settler. 2 minute for a Civ game. World record. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif" border=0> BTW, never use shortcut to save games... Wise advice indeed. Or never save as soon as the beginning!


if its another article, feel free to quote it. and I agree, this is pretty funny. it will be hard to top

Why does that link send me to telefragged.com's 404 page?

My favorite is still the first time civ2 palyer who confessed to spending an hour trying to figure out how his warrior could kill that buffulo.

And of course there this very old classic, in latin no less, with which I won the first civfanatics joke contest (back when I was a poster and Stellar Converter was noderator of this forum)

Scitisne quantas numerus barbarorum satis est ipsi facem acceddere possint?
Decies centena milia----uno facem tenente, debent ceteri convenire atque conari ignem invenire.


Damn, that is funny.
:D

Holy Crap! This is an old thread from April 13, 2001 and theDS revived it! :eek:

It seems we have a Perfection wannabe. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by TheDS
Why does that link send me to telefragged.com's 404 page?

Older forum version and a different server location.

:eek: i thought pelly was back but it was just another thread digger.

Yep and this reviving trend.....they got it from me....
so DS stop it now. i know you wanna have a high postcount...

For thoses babblers who have not translated it yet:



Do you know how many barbarians it takes to light a torch?



One million. One to hold the torch, and the rest to get together and try to discover fire.

Why in the world did I think it was about blondes? My Latin must have faded in the past 20 years.

Dude, I'm not goofing around. The thing sends me to a page at telefragged.com. It's a custom 404 page. I take it I'm the only one getting that?

I have it too.

Read the above; esp. Lefty Scaevola