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GenghisK

Apr 25, 2001, 12:37 AM

No offense towards our friends the American people. Here is the new geography map for kids in USA schools http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif.

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Genghis K.

Siny

Apr 25, 2001, 12:53 AM

Heh heh heh <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif" border=0>

A perfect extraction from an American Geography book! http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

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stellar converter

Apr 25, 2001, 07:14 PM

lol, post that at humor jokes. i like it.

GenghisK

Apr 26, 2001, 09:13 AM

lol, post that at humor jokes. i like it.

Uh??? Are you drunk Stellar? It already belongs to the humor & jokes forum! http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
He's drunk, that's it... Sure that drinking 15 Bud and 9 Foster... http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Håkon

Apr 27, 2001, 03:01 AM

Hey, we're commies! Great map, though, GenghisK. That's probably just what every teacher in the U.S. wants to have in their classroom...

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Fishheads

Apr 27, 2001, 03:24 AM

LOL HAHAHAHAHHAA

*a map? in a US school? are you crazy!? hehe

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Fishheads

Apr 29, 2001, 01:12 PM

Lol

mike

Apr 29, 2001, 11:19 PM

What map is this? The schools here in Virginia still show the Confederacy of the south. And what are "commies"? lol

Warlord56

Apr 30, 2001, 12:22 AM

Wait a second according to that map which I have seen many times in school, The USSR still exists. They just want us to think they split up

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GenghisK

Apr 30, 2001, 04:08 AM

Originally posted by mike:
And what are "commies"? lol

Well, I'm not really good in English enough to say it surely, but I think they mean communists. You know, the special people that I'd rather <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/image_uploads/thefinger.gif" border=0> off! http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Håkan Eriksson

Apr 30, 2001, 08:18 AM

Well, this map rely explains wye the Americans are like they are http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif.

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PinkyGen

Apr 30, 2001, 09:45 AM

Ahhh, good one. http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif

The best is this map in a teachers room, the "World According to Ronald Reagan."

xeven_god_of_helsibahr

Apr 30, 2001, 05:26 PM

HEY! THAT MAP! It's on page three hundred and twenty-four in my text book! It's titled 'Here Be Commies', and there is also a physical version too! http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif

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That's the way it is with war. You win or lose, live or die--and the difference is just an eyelash.

scorch

May 01, 2001, 01:19 AM

ha! i like that NZ is placed write where it says."no civilisation. people eat each other here"

GenghisK

May 01, 2001, 03:46 AM

http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif cannibalism? http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif
Hey, hope you didn't take it bad scorch? It was mainly "aimed against" American. http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
But as Håkan said, even we European are seen as commies...

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Genghis K.

xeven_god_of_helsibahr

May 01, 2001, 07:35 PM

Physical vesion of da map says for mountain ranges:

Commy Region: The Commy Mts., Nuke Mts.

Yurop Regoin: The 'We Saved Yurop' Mts., and the 'We KIlled Hitler' Mts.

Here Be Region: The Dragon Mts., the 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Mts., and the 'HERE BE CANNIES' Mts.

O.K., You get the idea.

P.S.: I gotta stop dissin' my self.

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That's the way it is with war. You win or lose, live or die--and the difference is just an eyelash.

scorch

May 02, 2001, 03:12 AM

hahah! i like bashing my self

t92300

May 02, 2001, 04:46 AM

funny http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif
one thing I don't think new zealands on that map it should be a thin strip of land beside the blob that says something like somee thing should be here

t92300

May 02, 2001, 04:49 AM

t92300

May 02, 2001, 04:57 AM

just a few changes (I come from the south island (the best Island))
<IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/bgreernz/nzrulz.gif" border=0>
if the image doesnot work please click here (http://www.geocities.com/bgreernz/civ.htm)
thats better

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Håkan Eriksson

May 02, 2001, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by t92300:
just a few changes (I come from the south island (the best Island))
<IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/bgreernz/nzrulz.gif" border=0>
if the image doesnot work please click here (http://www.geocities.com/bgreernz/civ.htm)
thats better

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Sorry it don't work for me.

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GenghisK

May 02, 2001, 11:17 AM

Well, Håkan, I was surely the only person to have seen it before the link was broken. He posted it this morning when I was there so I could see it. The slight modifications are not so visible. He just added some comments on the map...
But hey, wait a minute, I'm stupid not to have thought of that earlier. The cache folder of course. Fortunately I have a copy of it in my Internet Caches folder. Here it is...

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No, no, don't thank me, it's normal you know. I'm generally so kind and nice... http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif

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scorch

May 04, 2001, 08:10 AM

FU*K! you guys know where NZ is?

you know that theres 3 islands!

not even i knew that!!!

nah, anyway,

you know that big blob beside North and SOuth Island

thats West Island, otherwise known as Australia

buncha . .. .. .. .. .. .s live theree...

mike

May 05, 2001, 12:17 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by GenghisK:
[B] Well, I'm not really good in English enough to say it surely, but I think they mean communists. You know, the special people that I'd rather [IMG]

I know what they are. I was mocking the schools in this area, which mostly deal with the american civil war.

shotdown08

May 09, 2001, 09:42 AM

Can't we all get along. Ooops wait I forgot that there are other people outside the U.Ass.of A.(my teachers always forget to mention that) I love my country but to be honest we are A$$holes. thanks for the good laugh.

GenghisK

May 09, 2001, 10:55 AM

http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif No need to bash yourself you know. Oh, I notice you're a newbie so perhaps you're not aware of the dramatic situation we got in last week. Well, never mind. I'll just say the "let's bash ourself/anyone else/the world/Monica/Bill/Britney Spears, etc.." game has ended for a while http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif

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weimar_republic

May 12, 2001, 08:17 PM

map of USA in American geography book
<pre>

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cool stuff | crappy "you'r a peein"s
freedumb | communists
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USA | Rest of the World

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