CornMaster
Apr 27, 2001, 01:00 PM
Leno had a comedian on the other night and after he did his bit he sat down.
Jay: "So...how's your life going?"
Comedian: "Well....I've been surveying my wife lately"
Jay: "Surveying?!?!?! What..."
Comedian: "Well see....if you call it stalking, then it's illegal."
Audiance: "Ha Ha Ha"
Comedian: "But really....she's going out with this French Guy now. I think his name is Fiance? I got a feeling it's over."
Audiance: "Ha Ha Ha"
Sound of TV turning off: *Click*
Then I rolled over and went to sleep.
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Jay: "So...how's your life going?"
Comedian: "Well....I've been surveying my wife lately"
Jay: "Surveying?!?!?! What..."
Comedian: "Well see....if you call it stalking, then it's illegal."
Audiance: "Ha Ha Ha"
Comedian: "But really....she's going out with this French Guy now. I think his name is Fiance? I got a feeling it's over."
Audiance: "Ha Ha Ha"
Sound of TV turning off: *Click*
Then I rolled over and went to sleep.
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CivFanatics Moderator and Tech Support
CivFanatics Civ 2 Ladder (http://rawclam.com)
My Civ 2 Scenario Page. (http://www.geocities.com/thecornmaster/scenario/scenario.htm)