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weimar_republic
May 06, 2001, 09:51 PM
what are short of jokes? here are a few examples

he is a few bricks short of a house
he is a few letters short of a word

basacally:
he is a few number of items short of an item which is made up of the many items that this person is short of

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Whats the point of living if you cant do anything stupid?

scorch
May 07, 2001, 12:55 AM
a few cans short of a six pack
OR
the better one is:::

the full six pack, but lacks the plastic thing that holds it together

hit rock bottom and has started digging

room temperature IQ

stormerne
May 07, 2001, 01:50 PM
A standard British insult is "a few sandwiches short of picnic".

But the most telling insult I've heard recently was this (and it's not 'short of'):
"The deepest thing about her is her acne scars."

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stellar converter
May 07, 2001, 05:27 PM
not brightest crayon in box

not sharpest tool in shed

few cards short of deck

and here are my favorite names for people who are stupid:
paste-eater
mouth-breather

stellar converter
May 07, 2001, 05:27 PM
not brightest crayon in box

not sharpest tool in shed

few cards short of deck

and here are my favorite names for people who are stupid:
paste-eater
mouth-breather