This oughta be a slam dunk for this crew. http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/tongue.gif I'll start: Hey, Didn't I see you at the Herpes clinic?

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Hey! I have one!: The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

heres one from one o my chess buddies who is now in the army:

nice shoes, wanna f***?

I thought it was:

Nice shoes. Wanna http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/sex.gif ?

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"The South shall rise again!"

Chick: hey, why don't we play war? you lie down, and i'll blow your brains out!



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The classic (and all too common) one is England is: "Get your coat, you've pulled!"

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