Thinnest books around

My favorite one: "The Productivity of Civfanatics Member http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (especially GenghisK)" or even "List of things to improve in CivFanatics" http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif

The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton
The Amish Phone Directory
Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette
George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names
French Hospitality
Everything Women Know About Men
Everything Men Know About Women
Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches
Different Ways To Spell Bob
Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors
America's Most Popular Lawyers
Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean
The Wild Years-By Al Gore
Things I Would Not Do For Money-By Dennis Rodman
Human Rights Advances In China
To All The Men I've Loved Before-By Ellen Degeneres
The Engineer's Guide To Fashion
My Plan To Find The Real Killers-By O. J. Simpson
How To Land A Plane At Martha's Vineyard - By Jfk, Jr.
Politically Correct Jokes On The Internet
A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking
A Guide To Australian Etiquette
A Millenium Of German Humor
Anagrams Of The Word "A"
Bedouin Olympic Swimmers
'Behave Yourself' by David Letterman
Blacks I Met While Rowing
Blind Dates That Worked Out
Burger King Items That Start With "Mc"
Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
Countries Where Socialism Is Successful
Detroit - A Travel Guide
Different Ways To Spell "Bob"
Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance
Everything Men Know About Women
Favorite Foreign Emigration Destinations Of The French
Feminists Worth Marrying
French Hospitality
French, 16 Year Old, Non-Smoking Virgins
Fun With Unix
George Bush: 'The Wild Years'
Good English Cooking
Good Norwegian Jokes
Household Uses For Plutonium
'How To Be A Successful Politician' by Jesse Jackson
Italian War Heroes
Jewish Sports Legends
'Life As An Air Traffic Controller' by Ray Charles
Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches
Mike Tyson On Dating Etiquette
Mother Teresa's Guide To Erotic Pottery
'My Favorite Barbers' by Yassir Arafat
'My Life As A Woman' by Martina Navratilova
'My Life Without Michael' by LaToya Jackson
'My Thoughts' by Ronald Reagan
National Directory Of Irish AA Members
Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid
One-Legged Folk Dances
'On Human Rights' by Fidel Castro
Party Tricks With Boiling Lead
Proud Parents Of Rock Musicians
Public Political Activities During Franco's Government In Spain
Romantic Words Beginning With "X"
Scottish World Cup Successes
Sign Language For The Blind
Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence
Sylverster Stallone's Dramatic Acting Tips
The Genius Of Barry Manilow
'The Road To Lasting Economic Succes' by Boris Yeltsin
The Total Vocabulary Of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Things That Look Like An Apple, Taste Like An Apple, But Are Not An Apple
Things That Taste Better With Arsenic
Things You Could Buy At The World Artichoke Festival
Venezuelans Who Know Spelling
Vice Presidents With Really Good Ideas
'Why People Are More Important Than Animals' by Greenpeace
Young, Single Males Speak Out Against Masturbation


Found on another sites

20. BEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet Reno
19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John Denver
18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL-by Hillary Clinton
16. WOMEN I HAVEN'T SEXUALLY HARASSED-by Bill Clinton
15. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD-by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY-by Dennis Rodman
13. THE WILD YEARS-by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES-by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. THE WORLD'S MOST TALENTED RAP MUSICIANS
1. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. J. Simpson

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Originally posted by GenghisK:
Good Norwegian Jokes

Hey, you at me for some reason???

Oh, "Everything Men know about Women" are posted three times. My favourite is "Romantic words that begin with X"

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Heia Bodø/Glimt!

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No, no, I've nothing against you. I just copy-pasted what I found, I didn't even take time to read all. So didn't see the Norwegian jokes. Don't get offended, guy, it's... a joke http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Heres some others:

The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle.
Gerald Fords Memorable Moments.
My life( Peanuts extracted) By Jimmy Carter.
Tom Clancy for President 2000 Supporters Book
Chuck Norris - My Role in the Real Vietnam War.
John Wayne - True War Stories
The Clint Eastwood Guide to treating Women right.
Andrea Dworkin's Why I love Men.
Liberace- My female lovers.

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
- N.S.Khrushchev

Heres a few I though of

How to not act like a slut by Madonna
Writing song for people over 12 By the Backstreet Boys/NSYNC
How to look normal in public By Marilyn Manson
Gangs Suck By Snoop Doggy Dogg

and a play on words. On tour now! The Police and the Cars on the Police Cars tour!

The Maorimans Cheaqebook
The Ethiopianmans Cookbook
The Irishmans book of intelligence

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btw, you're a bit cruel with Irishmen and Ethiopian, Scorch http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif
Anyway, Mike, uh, that's subtle http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Italian War Heroes

That one is great GK - ha ha ha ha ha...

I have some Italian friend that I need to show this too.

And if you change the Good Norwegian Jokes to Good Swedish Jokes the most Danes and Norwegians will agree with you.. http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif

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Veni Vidi Vici.

Coolbook:
Håkan Eriksson, Stormerne, vladmir_illych_lenin, Cunobelin Of Hippo, Bluemonday.

we have many jokes about the norwegians here in sweden.

All the nice things I've said by Eyes of Night.
Everything I don't know about Civ by Vladimir Illyich Lenin.

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How to admit you lost- by Al Gore

How to screw a tiger by The Dalai Lama.
The Art of War by Mahatma Gandi
How to sniff coke by the Pope (yes ,he's on dope)
Haute couture by hannibal Lecter.
Preperations before swimming by Kurt Cobain.
Parenting by Michael Jackson.

America in times of peace.
Great leaders of Belgium.
The beauty of English Soccer.
The beauty of English Girls.
France: The modest people.
Germans funniest people.

and a lot more

How about

Non Core Promises that we kept by Australian Politicians.

How To Stay Fit--- America's NFL Fans
How Not To Be Annoying--- Richard Simmons

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Silence Fills the Nothingness......NERRRR!

Even though stuff happens that we don't plan, be a man... use you hand.
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How to drive with courtesy - Boston Drivers

The Topics I Won't Close---- SunTzu
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Silence Fills the Nothingness......NERRRR!

Even though stuff happens that we don't plan, be a man... use you hand.
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What about
"How to survive and win GOTM6" by Genghis K. myself? http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Btw, what do they all have against SunTzu???

GenghisK I have nothing against SunTzu... This is the Humor section.... Therefore it was a joke http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif.
Ooh, how about this one:
Real Parts--- Brittany Spears

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Even though stuff happens that we don't plan, be a man... use you hand.
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How to drive-- Californian drivers

The Truths I Told While In Office - Bill Clinton

My Profound Efforts To Stop The Genocide In Africa During the 1990's - Bill "Willie-Boy" Clinton

My Understanding Of The Middle East - Bill Clinton

What I Do To Stay Sober - Ted Kennedy

The Good We Do For America - The National Democratic Party

What I Did To Stop A Japanese Destroyer From Running Ramming PT-109 - John F. Kennedy

The Intelligent Decisions I Made As President - Harry S. Truman

The Correct Decisions I Made As President - Harry S. Truman

How I Stood Up To Joseph Stalin - harry S. Truman

Originally posted by GenghisK
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btw, you're a bit cruel with Irishmen and Ethiopian, Scorch http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif
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And so you think that the Maori one is OK Genghisk?

"The Art Of Diplomacy" - Darth Vader

"A Scotsman's Guide To Happiness"

"An Irishman's Guide To Sobriety"

"American Tourists - Blending In While Abroad"

"Everything I Know About Women" - Me :D

'The French Book of National Defence'
'How I couldn't have avoided the Falklands War'- Margaret Thatcher
'Keeping Chinamen Happy'- Genghiz Khan
'Running an Empire'- Ligdan Khan
'The British handbook on correct prison sentances'
'The Italian Book of Loyalty'
'Problems with the EU'- Tony Blair
'Forecasting Hurricanes'- Michael Fish
'Learning from the past'- Adolf Hitler
'The French Book of Diplomacy'

How to speak in public without reading it from a paper - George W.
Everything you always wanted to know about Economics / Foreign Affairs / Environmental Issues / Geography and did not dare to ask for - same Author.

my great saves - tommy salo... muahaha:p

Some have authors, some don't

What I did wrong - God
Mansions of Zaire.
Good reasons to buy a really expensize car stereo.
List of People who haven't farted.
What We did right -The human race.
Turkish Prison Orgy Ettiquette Guidebook.
Coles Notes to a Tom Clancy Book.
GLory Days- Progressive Conservative Party of Canada
Our Future- CA Party of Canada.
Thrilling NASCAR races.
Thrilling Golf matches.
Good Reasons to Hate Me- Homeless Guy.

Hygiene made easy - GenghisK
Crushes, a Handling Guide - Darkshade
Having Patience with Pricks: my days as an OT Mod - AoA
Zulus for Dummies - Leowind
Custom Avatars: why we need them - TF
Canada Can't Play Hockey - Hakan Eriksson

Intelligence and subtleness by Hippo.
Getting high IQ by Hippo
Being a winner by Hippo

Why Warez is Bad by GenghisK :D
How to Beat Your Computer Addiction by PaleHorse76 ;)
How to Control Your Anger by SunTzu (the CFC one) :lol:
Weight Loss by Hungry Hungry Hippo

Yes, DC and Hotline drawbacks, by me... ;)

"My Original Ideas" by George W. Bush
"My Original Ideas" by Al Gore
"My Original Ideas" by Ralph Nader
"My Original Ideas" by Pat Buchanan
"My Original Ideas" by Bill Clinton
"My Original Ideas" by Bob Dole
"My Original Ideas" by Ross Perot
"My Original Ideas" by George Bush
"My Original Ideas" by Michael Dukakis
...

Different ways to move - Diablo Manual
How to attack when you are a warrior - Diablo manual
A guide to UK winners of winter olympic medals
My original ideas - Apollo ;)
My interent addiction - GenghisK
Guide to being friends - Genghis and Hippo