View Full Version : Oxymorons of the Year!


Zeus
May 22, 2001, 12:54 PM
1. Microsoft Works (r)
You know, the thing like word sort of

2. Military Intelligence

stellar converter
May 22, 2001, 05:52 PM
heres some from midsummer nights dream.

tragic comedy.

i forget the rest, so i guess it is only one for now.

Goatman
Jun 19, 2001, 03:36 AM
How About

Council Worker

scorch
Jun 19, 2001, 04:45 AM
welll im confused now

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starlifter
Jul 14, 2001, 07:36 PM
Communist Journalist

And yes: Sober Kennedy, Honest Clinton, Humorous Gore, Sexy Hillary

Cunobelin Of Hippo
Jul 14, 2001, 11:42 PM
Watch your f***ing language!

Cool genghisK http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

GenghisK
Jul 16, 2001, 07:30 AM
Pfff, petty player http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/tongue.gif
Ok.

Canadian Hippo.
Clever Hippo.
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btw, isn't it redundant to say african hippo?
And a last one:
Hippo riding Mongol http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Cunobelin Of Hippo
Jul 16, 2001, 06:04 PM
It's "Anorexic Hippo" dumb@$$!http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Same with "Funny GK", "Advanced Mongols" and "Uncool Hippos"http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

"Winning Zulus" LOLOLOLOLhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif

Håkon
Jul 16, 2001, 11:10 PM
Clever Politicians

GenghisK
Jul 17, 2001, 03:24 AM
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For once I agree! Winning Zulus... Since the Zulus are the masters of hippos http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/tongue.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/tongue.gifhttp://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/tongue.gif

starlifter
Jul 17, 2001, 01:55 PM
"Victorious AI" seems pretty oxymoronic, too.

And "Intelligent Zulu" might have to be classified as a double-oxymoron! http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif

xeven_god_of_helsibahr
Jul 17, 2001, 02:07 PM
Throw the fence, over the cow, some hay. http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/wink.gif

Virgin hooker.

Clean as a whistle.

Lefty Scaevola
Jul 17, 2001, 02:20 PM
I prefer anoxicmorons, the ones that die from trying to hold their breath.

animepornstar
Jul 18, 2001, 05:59 PM
"best of-" cd collections like "the very best of eagles", "the best of michael bolton" and "the best of phil collins".

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Brechen Sie das Glas
Jul 24, 2001, 01:39 PM
hahahahaha!
That's some funny stuff!
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