View Full Version : Rocky vs. Rambo: who would win?


G-Max
Nov 25, 2011, 03:04 PM
Yup, it's the Round 2 that I promised.

Virote_Considon
Nov 26, 2011, 01:24 PM
Put it this way - Rambo never single-handedly caused the collapse of Soviet Union.

Skwink
Nov 26, 2011, 03:06 PM
Big guns? Somebody is compensating...

Dumanios
Nov 26, 2011, 04:06 PM
If it was a fist fight, then Rocky would win. If it was with everything they had in the movies, then John Rambo would pwn the hell outta Rocky.

Owen Glyndwr
Nov 26, 2011, 05:10 PM
Rocky tries to go in for a punch. Rambo shows an arrow through his chest. Game over.

Next ill-thought out hypothetical!

Dumanios
Nov 26, 2011, 05:15 PM
It should be Mario vs. Sonic.

Skwink
Nov 26, 2011, 05:31 PM
How about Hitler vs Stalin vs Mao in a three way wrestling match?

Dumanios
Nov 26, 2011, 05:37 PM
Solid Snake vs. James Bond?

Omega124
Nov 26, 2011, 06:15 PM
Rocky would win due to the rules of Hollywood. He is sympathetic; Rambo isn't. We get a training montage before the fight, and Rocky then punches the crap out of Rambo (Who's various guns jammed, mind you).

G-Max
Nov 26, 2011, 06:44 PM
Next ill-thought out hypothetical!

Dana Barrett vs. Ellen Ripley?

Dumanios
Nov 26, 2011, 06:46 PM
Samus Aran vs. Paula Deen? :p

7ronin
Nov 26, 2011, 07:33 PM
I will pick the trained killer over the boxer with a heart any day.

Heretic_Cata
Nov 27, 2011, 01:32 AM
how about hitler vs stalin vs mao in a three way nude wrestling match?
FTFY l

azzaman333
Nov 27, 2011, 02:47 AM
Rambo. Next question?

classical_hero
Nov 28, 2011, 10:00 PM
Rocky for the lulz.
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