The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator (http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html)

For instance, the words "Hello. How are you doing today? I am fine."

Becomes:

H3LO111!!1 WTF HOW R U DONG 2DAY?!!!!!! LOL IM FIEN1!11 WTF LOL

Not avalible? :confused:

Originally posted by puglover
Not avalible? :confused: Same here. The daily bandwidth limit has been reached right now. I guess I'll have to try again later....

Worked fine for me. It reminds me of any diablo 2 channel

12 year olds shouldn't use WTF at the beginning and end of each sentence. This is disturbing.

:rotfl:
Thats FUNNY!
I typed in 'I like berry juice' and got like
I leik B3RRY jucze yo OMG LoL

Dave, what are you doing?
DAEV!111!!!! LOL WUT R U DONG?!!??! WTF LOL

The U.S. Declaration of Independance as Written by a 12-year-Old-AOLer:

WH3N IN DA COURSE OF HUMAN 3VANTS IT BCOMAS NECESARY FOR ONA PAOPLA 2 DISOLVA DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CONECT3D THAM WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG DA POWERS OF TEH EARTH TEH S3PARAET AND EQUAL STATION 2 WHICH TEH LAWS OF NATUR3 AND OF NATURES GOD 3NTITL3 TH3M A DACANT R3SPACT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND REQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THEM 2 DA SEPARATION

WE1!11!1!! WTF HOLD THES3 TRUTHS 2 B SALF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MEN R CRAAETD EQUAL TAHT THEY R 3NDOW3D BY THERE CR3A2R WIT CARTANE UNALEINABLA RIGHTS TAHT MONG TH3SE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS-TAHT1!1111 LOL 2 SACURA TH3SE RIGHTS GOVERNMENTS R INSTITUTED MONG MEN DARIVNG THERE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONS3NT OF TEH GOVERNED -TAHT WHEN3VER ANY FORM OF GOVERNMANT BCOM3S DESTRUCTIEV OF THESA 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH PEOPL3 2 ALT3R OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUT3 NU GOV3RNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES AND ORGANIZNG ITS POWARS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THEM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 EFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!!!!1!11 OMG PRUD3NCA INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOVARNM3NTS LONG ASTABLISHED SHUD NOT B CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUSAS AND ACORDNGLY AL AXPAREINC3 HATH SHEWN TAHT MANKIND R MOR3 DISPOS3D 2 SUFER WHIEL 3VILS R SUFARABL3 THAN 2 RIGHT THAMSALVES BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH THAY R ACUS2MAD!!!1!1! WTF BUT WH3N A LONG TRANE OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLY DA SME OBJACT EVINCAS A D3SIGN 2 R3DUCE TH3M UNDER ABSOLUTA DESPOTISM IT IS THERE RIGHT IT IS THERE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOV3RNM3NT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THERE FUTUR3 S3CURITY-SUCH!1!!!1! OMG WTF HAS B3N TEH PATEINT SUFERANC3 OF TH3SE COLONEIS AND SUCH IS NOW DA NECASITY WHICH CONSTRANES TH3M 2 ALTER THERE FORMER SYST3MS OF GOVERNM3NT1!!1111! WTF TEH HIS2RY OF DA PRASENT KNG OF GREAT BRITANE IS A HIS2RY OF R3P3AETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJACT TEH ASTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUT3 TYRANY OV3R THESE STAETS!11!111 WTF 2 PROVE THIS LET FACTS B SUBMIT3D 2 A CANDID WORLD

HE11!!! LOL HAS REFUSED HIS ASANT 2 LAWS DA MOST WHOL3SOM3 AND NACESARY FOR DA PUBLIC GOD
HE!1!!1 HAS FORBIDEN HIS GOV3RNORS 2 PAS LAWS OF IMEDIAET AND PR3SNG IMPORTANC3 UNLES SUSP3ND3D IN THEYRE OP3RATION TIL HIS AS3NT SHUD B OBTANE3D AND WHEN SO SUSPANDAD HE HAS UT3RLY N3GLECT3D 2 ATEND 2 TH3M
H3!1111!11 OMG WTF LOL HAS R3FUS3D 2 PAS OTHER LAWS FOR DA ACOMODATION OF LARG3 DISTRICTS OF PAOPLE UNLES THOS3 P3OPLA WUD RALINQUISH TEH RIGHT OF REPR3S3NTATION IN TEH L3GISLATURE A RIGHT IENSTIMABLE 2 TH3M AND FORMIDABLE 2 TYRANTS ONLY!!!!1 WTF LOL
HE HAS CALED 2G3THAR LEGISLATIEV BODEIS AT PLAECS UNUSUAL UNCOMFORTABLA AND DISTANT FROM TEH DAPOSI2RY OF THEYRE PUBLIC RECORDS FOR DA SOLE PURPOSA OF FATIGUNG THEM IN2 COMPLIANCA WIT HIS M3ASUR3S!!1!!!! LOL
HE HAS DISOLVED R3PRES3NTATIEV HOUSAS RAPEAETDLY FOR OPOSNG WIT MANLY FIRMNES HIS INVASIONS ON TEH RIGHTS OF TEH PAOPLA
H3!!!1111 HAS REFUSED FOR A LONG TIEM AFTAR SUCH DISOLUTIONS 2 CAUS3 OTHERS 2 B ALECTED WH3R3BY DA LAGISLATIEV POWARS INCAPABL3 OF ANIHILATION HAEV R3TURNED 2 DA PEOPLA AT LARG3 FOR THEYRE EXARCIES DA STAET REMANENG IN DA MAAN TIEM EXPOS3D 2 AL TEH DANG3RS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT AND CONVULSIONS WITHIN
HE!11! OMG LOL HAS END3AVOUR3D 2 PRAV3NT TEH POPULATION OF TH3SE STAETS FOR TAHT PURPOSE OBSTRUCTNG TEH LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOR3IGNERS REFUSNG 2 PAS OTH3RS 2 ANCOURAEG THERE MIGRATIONS HITHER AND RASENG DA CONDITIONS OF NU APROPRIATIONS OF LANDS
HE111!1! HAS OBSTRUCT3D TEH ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTIEC BY R3FUSNG HIS AS3NT 2 LAWS FOR 3STABLISHNG JUDICIARY POWARS
H31!1!1 OMG LOL HAS MAED JUDG3S D3PENDANT ON HIS WIL ALONE FOR DA TENURE OF THEYRE OFIECS AND DA MOUNT AND PAYM3NT OF THERE SALAREIS
HE11111! LOL HAS 3RACTED A MULTITUDA OF NU OFIECS AND S3NT HITH3R SWARMS OF OFIECRS 2 HARAS OUR PEOPL3 AND 3AT OUT THEYRE SUBSTANC3
HA!11!!11 OMG HAS K3PT MONG US IN TIEMS OF PAAEC STANDNG ARMEIS WITHOUT TEH CONSENT OF OUR LEGISLATURES
HE1!11! LOL HAS AF3CTAD 2 REND3R DA MILITARY IND3PENDENT OF AND SUPERIOR 2 TEH CIVIL POWER
H311!1 WTF HAS COMBIEND WIT OTHARS 2 SUBJECT US 2 A JURISDICTION FOREIGN 2 OUR CONSTITUTION AND UNAKNOWLEDG3D BY OUR LAWS GIVNG HIS ASENT 2 THERE ACTS OF PRET3NDED L3GISLATION
FOR QUARTARNG LARG3 BODEIS OF ARMAD TROPS MONG US
FOR PROTECTNG TH3M BY A MOK TRIAL FROM PUNISHMANT FOR ANY MURD3RS WHICH THEY SHUD COMIT ON TEH INHABITANTS OF TH3S3 STAETS
FOR CUTNG OF OUR TRAED WIT AL PARTS OF TEH WORLD
FOR IMPOSNG TAEXS ON US WITHOUT OUR CONS3NT
FOR D3PRIVNG US IN MANY CAESS OF TEH BNEFITS OF TRIAL BY JURY
FOR TRANSPORTNG US BYOND S3AS 2 B TREID FOR PRETANDED OFENCES
FOR ABOLISHNG DA FRE SYSTAM OF 3NGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURNG PROVINCA 3STABLISHNG THEYRE AN ARBITRARY GOVERNM3NT AND 3NLARGNG ITS BOUNDAREIS SO AS 2 RENDER IT AT ONCA AN 3XMPLE AND FIT INSTRUMANT FOR INTRODUCNG TEH SM3 ABSOLUTA RULA IN2 THESA COLONEIS
FOR TAKNG AWAY OUR CHARTERS ABOLISHNG OUR MOST VALUABLE LAWS AND ALTERNG FUNDMENTALY DA FORMS OF OUR GOV3RNMENTS
FOR SUSPANDNG OUR OWN LEGISLATURES AND DECLARNG THEMSELVES INV3STED WIT POW3R 2 LEGISLAET FOR US IN AL CAESS WUT!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL HAS ABDICAETD GOVERNMANT HARE BY D3CLARNG US OUT OF HIS PROTECTION AND WAGNG WAR AGANEST US
HE11!1 OMG WTF HAS PLUND3RAD OUR SEAS RAVAEGD OUR COASTS BURNT OUR 2WNS AND DESTROYED DA LIEVS OF OUR PEOPLE11111!1 WTF LOL
HE IS AT THIS TIEM TRANSPORTNG LARG3 ARMEIS OF FORAIGN MERC3NAREIS 2 COMPLEAT TEH WORKS OF DAATH DESOLATION AND TYRANY ALREADY BGUN WIT CIRCUMSTANCAS OF CRUELTY & PERFIDY SCARCELY PARALELED IN TEH MOST BARBAROUS AEGS AND 2TALY UNWORTHY DA HEAD OF A CIVILIEZD NATION
HE!1!!11! WTF LOL HAS CONSTRANE3D OUR FELOW CITIEZNS TAEKN CAPTIEV ON DA HIGH SEAS 2 BAR ARMS AGANEST THERE COUNTRY 2 BCOM3 DA EXACUTIONARS OF THERE FREINDS AND BR3THR3N OR 2 FAL THEMSELVES BY THERE HANDS11!1 WTF LOL
HA HAS EXCIETD DOMESTIC INSURECTIONS MONGST US AND HAS ENDAAVOURED 2 BRNG ON DA INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTEIRS DA MERCIELS INDIAN SAVAEGS WHOSE KNOWN RULA OF WARFAER IS AN UNDISTNGUISHAD DESTRUCTION OF AL AEGS SEXES AND CONDITIONS

IN!!!1 OMG EVARY STAEG OF THESA OPRASIONS W3 HAEV PATITIONAD FOR RADRES IN DA MOST HUMBLE TARMS OUR RAP3AETD PETITIONS HAEV B3N ANSWARED ONLY BY REPAAETD INJURY!!111!1 A PRINCE WHOSE CHARACT3R IS THUS MARK3D BY AV3RY ACT WHICH MAY DEFIEN A TYRANT IS UNFIT 2 B TEH RULAR OF A FRE P3OPLE

NOR!1!1 LOL HAEV WE BEN WANTNG IN ATENTIONS 2 OUR BRITISH BR3THR3N!!!11! LOL WA HAEV WARN3D THEM FROM TIEM 2 TIEM OF ATAMPTS BY THEYRE LAGISLATUR3 2 EXT3ND AN UNWARANTABLE JURISDICTION OV3R US111!!1!1 OMG WE HAEV R3MIND3D TH3M OF TEH CIRCUMSTANCAS OF OUR EMIGRATION AND SETLEMENT H3RE1!1!111 OMG LOL WE HAEV APEAELD 2 THEYRE NATIEV JUSTIEC AND MAGNANIMITY AND WE HAEV CONJURAD THEM BY DA TEIS OF OUR COMON KINDRED 2 DISAVOW THESA USURPATIONS WHICH WUD IENVITABLY INTERUPT OUR CONACTIONS AND CORASPONDANC3!!1!! TH3Y 2 HAEV B3N DEAF 2 TEH VOIEC OF JUSTIEC AND OF CONSANGUINITY!!11 WTF WA MUST THEYRE ACQUEISCE IN TEH N3CASITY WHICH DENOUNC3S OUR S3PARATION AND HOLD TH3M AS WE HOLD TEH RAST OF MANKIND ANAMEIS IN WAR IN PEAEC FREINDS

WE!!!1! WTF LOL THEIR DA R3PRES3NTATIEVS OF DA UNIETD STAETS OF MERICA IN GANERAL CONGRAS ASEMBLED APAALNG 2 TEH SUPREME JUDG3 OF DA WORLD FOR TEH RECTITUD3 OF OUR INT3NTIONS DO IN TEH NMA AND BY AUTHORITY OF DA GOD P3OPLA OF TH3SE COLONEIS SOLEMNLY PUBLISH AND DECLAER TAHT TH3S3 UNIETD COLONEIS AER AND OF RIGHT OUGHT 2 B FRE AND IND3PEND3NT STAETS TAHT THEY R ABSOLVED FROM AL ALAGIANCA 2 TEH BRITISH CROWN AND TAHT AL POLITICAL CONECTION BTWEN THEM AND DA STAET OF GREAT BRITANE IS AND OUGHT 2 B 2TALY DISOLV3D AND TAHT AS FRE AND INDEPANDANT STAETS THEY HAEV FUL POWER 2 LAVY WAR CONCLUD3 P3AEC CONTRACT ALIANC3S 3STABLISH COMARCE AND 2 DO AL OTHAR ACTS AND THNGS WHICH INDEPANDENT STAETS MAY OF RIGHT DO111!!11! OMG AND FOR DA SUPORT OF THIS DACLARATION WIT A FIRM R3LIANCE ON TEH PROTECTION OF DIVIEN PROVIEDNCE WE MUTUALY PL3DGA 2 EACH OTHAR OUR LIEVS OUR FORTUNAS AND OUR SACRED HONOR

1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

:lol:

That's great, Perfection!

:mad:

I tried to do the Gettysburg address but the bandwidth has been exceeded.

I understand when you translate
"the flesh is willling but the spirit is weak"
into Russian and back again you get
"the meat is fresh but the vodka is rotten."

I don't remember the Declaration of Independance having anything like WTF in it, but whatever. :)

What does WTF mean anyway?

Originally posted by puglover
What does WTF mean anyway?

WTF- What the <insert F-word here>.

Originally posted by MajorGeneral2
I don't remember the Declaration of Independance having anything like WTF in it, but whatever. :) That's what makes it funny! And all those LOL's!

LOL!

Not to mention the complete lack of lowercase, I'm still dissapointed that it had no emoticons in it

Hey, one can only go so far with a small program. Maybe in a later version those will be added.
The scary thing is, there's quite a bit of truth to this. I read a newspaper article about some kids using some IM-speak on English reports! :rolleyes:

this reminds me a bit of a trial of a French-English automatic translation program I once heard about. These guys taught the program not to take each word seperately, but to grasp the connectiony between associates words in a sentence. Or so they thought......

'traffic jam' --> French, that result --> English = 'Car flavoured marmalade' :lol: :lol:

Jeez... so true!
WTF! LOL!

here's the pramble to the U.S. Constitution

W3 DA P3OPLA OF TEH UNIETD STAETS IN ORDER 2 FORM A MORE PARF3CT UNION ESTABLISH JUSTIEC INSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR TEH COMON D3FENS3 PROMOTE DA GEN3RAL W3LFAER AND S3CURE TEH BLASNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURSALV3S AND OUR POST3RITY DO ORDANE AND ESTABLISH THIS CONSTITUTION FOR TEH UNIETD STAETS OF M3RICA11111!1 OMG

:lol:

Watch it become another official language - like Ebonix.

GAH1!!!! WTF ANOTHAR THRAAD BROUGHT BAK FROM TEH DAAD!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL

*falls over from the loss of IQ points*

I am good
IM GOD

:lol:

The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
DA ENGLISH-2-12-YEAR-OLD-AOLAR TRANSLA2R

Goto Kenya!!!
GO2 K3NYA!!11!!!!!!!1!111!!!!!!!1 LOL

I play Civilization 3.
I PLAY CIVILIZATION 31!111!1!

:lol:

Ya know there's an ebonics translator, available at http://asksnoop.com/.

O 316
FOR GOD SO LOV3D TEH WORLD TAHT HE GAEV HIS ONLY BGOTAN SON TAHT WHOSOEVER BLEIV3TH IN HIM SHUD NOT PERISH BUT HAEV EV3RLASTNG LIEF!11!111!

This 12 year old AOLer bit seems annoyingly close to 733t 5pe4k, which is itself highly annoying. Do all 12 year olds who use AOL have their caps lock key permanently in the 'down' position?

^I particularly love Snoop's rendition of the Feb 10 announcement on the main page.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's finest...

Now, to mangle another one of humanity's great works, I give you: Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven".

ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DRAARY WHIEL I PONDERED WEAK AND WEARY
OVER MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUM3 OF FORGOT3N LORA-
WHIEL I NOD3D NEARLY NAPNG SUDENLY THEYRE CME A TAPNG
AS OF SOM3 ONE GENTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
T IS SOM3 VISI2R I MUTERED TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR-
ONLY THIS AND NOTHNG MORA1!11 OMG WTF LOL
AH DISTINCTLY I R3M3MBR IT WAS IN TEH BL3AK D3C3MBR
AND 3ACH SAPARAET DYNG AMBR WROUGHT ITS GHOST UPON TEH FLOR!!!111!!
AAEGRLY I WISHED TEH MOROW-VANELY I HAD SOUGHT 2 BOROW
FROM MAH BOKS SURCEAES OF SOROW-SOROW FOR DA LOST L3NOR3-
FOR TEH R AND RADIANT MADEEN WHOM TEH ANGELS NME LENORE-
NMELES HARE FOR 3VERMORA1!1!!!1!
THAN DA SILKEN SAD UNCARTANE RUSTLNG OF EACH PURPLA CURTANE
THRIL3D ME-FIL3D M3 WIT FANTASTIC TARORS NEVAR FELT BFORA
SO TAHT NOW 2 STIL TEH BATNG OF MAH H3ART I S2D REP3ATNG
T IS SOMA VISI2R 3NTREATNG ENTRANCA AT MAH CHMBR DOR-
SOME LAET VISI2R 3NTREATNG ENTRANCE AT MAH CHMBR DOR-
THIS IT IS AND NOTHNG MORE1!11 WTF LOL
PRESENTLY MAH SU GR3W STRONG3R H3SITATNG THEN NO LONGER
SIR SADE I OR MADM TRULY UR FORGIEVN3S I IMPLORA
BUT TEH FACT IS I WAS NAPNG AND SO GANTLY U CM3 RAPNG
AND SO FANETLY U CME TAPNG TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
TAHT I SCARCE WAS SURA I HAARD U I OP3NED WIED DA DOR-
DARKNAS THEYRE AND NOTHNG MOR311111 WTF LOL
DEP IN2 TAHT DARKNES PERNG LONG I S2D THEIR WONDERNG FEARNG
DOUBTNG DRAMNG DRAMS NO MORTAL EVER DAERD 2 DRAM BFOR3
BUT TEH SIELNC3 WAS UNBROKEN AND TEH STILN3S GAEV NO 2KAN
AND DA ONLY WORD THEYRE SPOK3N WAS TEH WHISPER3D WORD LENORE?!??? WTF LOL
THIS I WHISPERAD AND AN ACHO MURMUR3D BAK TEH WORD LENORE!1!!1!1! OMG LOL
M3RALY THIS AND NOTHNG MOR3!!!!!1
BAK IN2 TEH CHMBR TURNNG AL MAH SU WITHIN ME BURNNG
SON AGANE I HEARD A TAPNG WUT LOUD3R THAN BFOR311!! LOL
SUR3LY SADE I SURALY TAHT IS SOM3THNG AT MAH WINDOW LATIEC
LET ME SE TH3N WT IS AND THIS MYSTERY EXPLORA-
LET MAH HEART B STIL A MOMANT AND THIS MYST3RY EXPLORA-
T IS TEH WIND AND NOTHNG MOR31!1!1!11 WTF LOL
OPAN H3RE I FLUNG TEH SHUTAR WH3N WIT MANY A FLIRT AND FLUT3R
IN THEIR STAPED A STAETLY RAEVN OF TEH SANETLY DAYS OF YORE
NOT TEH L3AST OBISANC3 MAED HE NOT A MINUTA S2PED OR STAEYD H3
BUT WIT MEIN OF LORD OR LADY PERCHAD ABOVA MAH CHMBR DOR-
P3RCHED UPON A BUST OF PALAS JUST ABOVE MAH CHMBR DOR-
PERCH3D AND SAT AND NOTHNG MOR31!1!
THEN THIS 3BONY BIRD BGUILNG MAH SAD FANCY IN2 SMILNG
BY DA GRAEV AND STARN DACORUM OF TEH COUNTENANCA IT WOR3
THOUGH THY CRAST B SHORN AND SHAEVN THOU I SADEART SURE NO CRAEVN
GHASTLY GRIM AND ANCEINT RAEVN WAND3RNG FROM DA NIGHTLY SHORA-
TEL ME WT LORDLY NM3 IS ON DA NIGHTS PLU2NIAN SHOR3!!!!11 WTF
QUOTH DA RAEVN NAVERMORA111!1!!1 LOL
MUCH I MARVEL3D DA UNGANELY FOWL 2 HEAR DISCOURSE SO PLANELY
THOUGH ITS ANSWER LITLE MEANNG-LITLE R3L3VANCY BORE
FOR WE CANOT H3LP AGRENG TAHT NO LIVNG HUMAN BNG
3VER YET WAS BL3S3D WIT SENG BIRD ABOV3 HIS CHMBR DOR-
BIRD OR BAST UPON TEH CULPTURED BUST ABOVE HIS CHMBR DOR WIT SUCH NMA AS N3V3RMORA!1!!!1 OMG LOL
BUT TEH RAEVN SITNG LONELY ON TEH PLACID BUST SPOK3 ONLY
TAHT ONE WORD AS IF HIS SU IN TAHT ONE WORD H3 DID OUTPOUR111!1 OMG LOL
NOTHNG FARTH3R THAN HE UTERED-NOT A F3ATH3R TH3N H3 FLUT3RED-
TIL I SCARCELY MORA THAN MUTARED OTHER FREINDS HAEV FLOWN BFORA-
ON DA MOROW HA WIL LAAEV M3 AS MAH HOPAS HAEV FLOWN BFORA1!!1!11 OMG WTF
THEN DA BIRD SADE NAVERMORA11!1!!11
STARTLAD AT DA STILNES BROKAN BY REPLY SO APTLY SPOKEN
DOUBTLES SADE I WUT IT UT3RS IS ITS ONLY S2K AND S2RE
CAUGHT FROM SOM3 UNHAPY MASTAR WHOM UNMERCIFUL DISASTER
FOLOW3D FAST AND FOLOWAD FASTAR TIL HIS SONGS ON3 BURDAN BORE-
TIL TEH DIRG3S OF HIS HOPE TAHT M3LANCHOLY BURD3N MOR3
OF NEVAR-NAVERMOR3!!111 LOL
BUT DA RAEVN STIL BGUILNG MAH SAD FANCY IN2 SMILNG
STRAGEHT I WHELED A CUSHIONAD S3AT IN FRONT OF BIRD AND BUST AND DOR
TH3N UPON DA VELVET SINKNG I B2K MYSALF 2 LINKNG
FANCY UN2 FANCY THINKNG WUT THIS OMINOUS BIRD OF YORE- WUT THIS GRIM UNGANELY GHASTLY GAUNT AND OMINOUS BIRD OF YORE
MAANT IN CROAKNG NAVERMORA1!!1
THIS I SAT ENGAEGD IN GUESNG BUT NO SYLABL3 EXPRESNG
2 DA FOWL WHOSA FEIRY 3Y3S NOW BURNAD IN2 MAH BOSOMS COR3
THIS AND MORE I SAT DIVINNG WIT MAH HEAD AT 3AES RECLINNG
ON TEH CUSHIONS VELVET LINNG TAHT DA LMP-LIGHT GLOATNG O3R
BUT WHOS3 V3LVET-VIOLAT LINNG WIT TEH LMP-LIGHT GLOATNG OER
SH3 SHAL PRAS AH NEV3RMORE111!!11 WTF
THEN MATHOUGHT DA ARE GR3W DANS3R PERFUMAD FROM AN UNSEN CENS3R
SWUNG BY S3RAPHIM WHOSE FOT-FALS TINKLAD ON DA TUFTED FLOR11!!1! LOL
WRETCH I CREID THY GOD HATH LENT THE-BY THESE ANGALS HE HATH SANT THE
RASPIET-RESPIET AND TEH FROM THY M3MOREIS OF LENORE
QUAF O QUAF THIS KIND DA AND FORGET THIS LOST LENORA!1!1!!1 WTF LOL
QUOTH TEH RAEVN NEVARMORE!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL
PROPHET!11! OMG WTF LOL SADE I THNG OF EVIL-PROPHET!1!!! OMG WTF STIL IF BIRD OR DEVIL-11!!1!1 LOL
BY TAHT HEAEVN TAHT BNDS ABOVE US-BY TAHT GOD WE BOTH ADORE-
TAL THIS SU WIT SOROW LAEDN IF WITHIN TEH DISTANT
ADEEN IT SHAL CLASP A SANETED MADE3N WHOM DA ANGALS NM3 LANORE-
CLASP A R AND RADIANT MADEAN WHOM TEH ANGELS NMA LENOR31!!!11 OMG WTF LOL
QUOTH DA RAEVN NAVERMOR311111!1! WTF LOL
B TAHT WORD OUR SIGN OF PARTNG BIRD OR FEIND1!111!1 I SHREIKAD UPSTARTNG-
GET THE BAK IN2 TEH T3MPEST AND TEH NIGHTS PLU2NIAN SHOR3!111111! OMG LOL
LEAEV NO BLAK PLUM3 AS A 2K3N OF TAHT LEI THY SU HATH SPOK3N111! LOL
LEAEV MAH LON3LIENS UNBROK3N-QUIT1111 TEH BUST ABOVA MAH DOR!111!! LOL
TAEK THY BAK FROM OUT MAH HEART AND TAEK THY FORM FROM OF MAH DOR1!111 WTF
QUOTH DA RAEVN NEVERMORE!11!1 OMG WTF
AND TEH RAEVN N3VER FLITNG STIL IS SITNG STIL IS SITNG
ON TEH PALID BUST OF PALAS JUST ABOVE MAH CHMBR DOR
AND HIS EYES HAEV AL TEH SEMNG OF A DEMONS TAHT IS DREMNG
AND DA LMP-LIGHT OAR HIM STR3MNG THROWS HIS SHADOW ON TEH FLOR
AND MAH SU FROM OUT TAHT SHADOW TAHT LEIS FLOATNG ON TEH FLOR
SHAL B LIFTAD-NEV3RMOR3
!111 OMG WTF

This is a government for the people, by the people, and of the people.

Hey, this is President Bush, whats up?

THIS IS A GOVERNMANT FOR TEH PEOPLE BY TEH PEOPLE AND OF DA P3OPLA

YO!1!1!1!! LOL THIS B PRESIEDNT BUSH WUT POPPIN HOMIE G

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Bright day Amenhotep7

We are all having fun, right? Constitution, Bible, fine with me. But some things really should not be overdone-
So please do not cripple works of art. Thank you and pardon my harshness.

May all your days be bright.

It's actually like my favorite poem. I just thought since this is a thread about how weird 12-Year-Old-AOLers speak, ya may as well just mangle something!:cool:

And besides: I didin't do it! It's the 12-Year-Old AOLer!:lol::p

SIMPLIFEID SCRENPLAY FOR LORD OF DA RNGS I

(SCENA 1)

FRODO DARN111!11 OMG WTF LOL I STIL HAEV THIS DARNAD RNG TAHT I GOT IN TEH FIRST MOVEI
!1!!!1! OMG WTF
SMWIES TEH RNG WIT DA TERIBL3 POWER TAHT CAUS3S EVARYONE WHO COM3S NEAR IT 2 OVER-ACT
??!?! WTF
FRODO YES11!1 OMG WTF AND 2 D3STROY IT W3 MUST WOK SLOWLY IN REAL TIEM AL TEH WAY ACROS NU ZEALAND
!11!1! WTF LOL
SMWIES BUT WHO WIL GUIED US
?!!!!?!?
FRODO HOW ABOUT A REPTILIAN COMPUT3R-GANARAETD CR3ATURA WIT A BAD COMB-OV3R
??!?! OMG WTF LOL
SMWIES DIK CH3NEYS IN THIS MOVEI
???!!??!! OMG WTF
GOLUM V3RY FUNY HOBIT-BR3ATH
1!!111! LOL
(SCANA 2)

LORD ARAGORN W3L MAH TWO TRUSTY COMPANIONS - L3GOLAS DA STRANGALY TAL ALF AND GIMLI DA COMIC RELEIF DWARF - IN OUR SUBPLOT WA R PURSUNG MERY AND PIPIN WHO HAEV BAN CAPTURED BY ORCS AND NOW WE FIND OURS3LV3S IN DA KNGDOM OF O RULED BY KNG THAODEN WHOSA NEIC3 3OWYN WIL BCOMA MAH SECOND LOV3 INT3R3ST ONCA TEH KNG IS RALEAESD FROM DA SP3L CAST BY HIS TRUSTAD COUNS3LOR GRIMA WORM2NGUE WHO IS SACR3TLY IN LAAGUA WIT TEH EVIL WIZARD SARUMAN
11!1!1 OMG LOL
LEGOLAS I HAEV NO IEDA WUT UR TOKNG ABOUT
11!1 LOL
LORD ARAGORN ME 3ITH3R!!11! IMM JUST R3ADNG DA SCRIPT
111!1!11 LOL
GIMLI WAL IMM RILLY SHORT
!1!1!11 OMG LOL
(LAUGHTAR)

LORD ARAGORN BUT ANOUGH EXPLANA2RY DIALOGU3!1!!!! OMG ITS TIEM FOR ON3 OF TEH ESTIMAETD 17 BIG SWORD-CLANGNG BATLAS WE HAEV IN THIS MOVEI WIT HIEDOUS COMPUTAR-GENERAETD MONSTERS WHO ALWAYS OUTNUMBR US BY TEH THOUSANDS ALTHOUGH WE DEF3AT THEM AVARY TIEM B/C WE R COURAEGOUS HEROES
11!!!!1 WTF
LEGOLAS ALSO TH3Y HAEV DA HAND-2-HAND-COMBAT SKILS OF ALFALFA
!!!!!! WTF LOL
MONSTERS ARRR
1!1!!1 WTF
SWORDS CLANG11!!11! OMG WTF CLANG11!!1! LOL CLANG!!1!1111 OMG WTF CLANG
111! WTF
(SC3N3 3)

MERY WEL PIPIN WE ASCAEPD DA ORCS AND NOW W3 R BNG CAREID AROUND BY TOKNG TRES
!!!! OMG LOL
PIPIN APAERNTLY DA AUDEINCA WIL SWALOW ANYTHNG
1!11 OMG WTF
TRE IT GETS WORSA!111!!11 WTF L8R ON WE ENGAEG IN BRANCH-2-HAND COMBAT!!1!!!! OMG

(SCENE 4)

MONST3RS ARRR

SWORDS CLANG!11!1!11 OMG LOL CLANG11!11 LOL CLANG!111!!1 WTF CLANG1!!111!! OMG WTF LOL

(SCEN3 5)

FRODO HOW COM3 IF IMM DA PROTAGONIST LORD ARAGORN HAS TWO LOVE INTER3STS AND IMM STUK IN A SUBPLOT WIT DIK CHANEY
?!?!?!? WTF LOL
GOLUM MAYB ITS B/C UR BIG HAREY FET MAEK U LOK LIEK UR WEARNG A PARE OF DEAD W3AESLS
1!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL
(SC3NA 6)

LORD ARAGORN WEL L3GOLAS AND GIMLI WIT DA HELP OF GANDALF DA WHIET FORMERLY GANDALF DA GR3Y ALSO KNOWN AS GANDALF DA BIEG WE HAEV DEF3AETD TEH URUK-HAE IN A GIANT COMPUTER-G3NARAETD BATLA!!!!1! OMG WTF NOW WA MUST MAEK HASTE 2 TEH RILLY BIG ROK OF KARMBADOR BFORE TEH FORCES OF BAZOT LAD BY TEH 3VIL KNG WELTPIMPL3 CONQU3R DA MULIONS OF GNEP AND OBTANE DA R3MOTA CONTROL UNIT OF DOM
11!!1 OMG WTF LOL
LEGOLAS NOW UR JUST MAKNG STUF UP
!!11!!1! OMG WTF
LORD ARAGORN WEL ITS NOT AS STUPID AS TEH KUNG-FU TRES
!!!!!1 OMG LOL
GIMLI IMM STIL SHORT
1!!!!1! OMG
(LAUGHTER)

(SCENE 7)

FRODO O11!!!11! OMG WTF TEH MOVEI IS OVER AND I STIL HAEV THIS DARNED RNG!!1!1!1! DO U REALIEZ WUT TAHT M3ANS
?!?!!?? OMG
SMWIES TAHT 'WEAESL FET' WUD B A GOD NM3 FOR A ROK BAND
??!!!!! WTF LOL
FRODO Y3S AS WUD 'KUNG FU TRES' AND 'COMBAT ALFALFA'!!!1!1!1 WTF BUT MAH POINT IS TAHT TEH FORCES OF AVIL HAEV BEN LET LOS3 UPON TEH LAND WHICH MEANS SON THEIR WIL B.
111!1!1!!1!111!1111! LOL
SMWIES NO!!1111 WTF NOT TAHT
!!!111 LOL
FRODO Y3S1!!! ANOTH3R SEQU3L
!!111! OMG LOL
MONST3RS ARRR!!1!!!! OMG

"omg" "wtf lol" HAHAHAHAA

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I can think of a few sites that need this module fitted - in reverse!