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Portuguese Feb 24, 2003, 03:38 PM http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/02/webbartoon20030224.gif
1) -The biggest US problem is not to achieve victory in Iraq...
2) ...But to keep peace in the region.
3) -Well...
4) ...We have to admit that in the last point we lack some experience on the subject.
Eh eh eh...
puglover Feb 24, 2003, 03:39 PM Not true. :(
oh well.
Portuguese Feb 24, 2003, 03:47 PM http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/02/webbartoon20030222.gif
1) US are interested in Iraqui oil
2) France is interested in Iraqui oil
3) I see.
4) Esso supports war and Elf is against it.
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/02/webbartoon20030221.gif
1) US are offering 2,6 millions to Turkey to be able to use their bases
2) But Turkish demand 30 millions
3) So much?
4) I think that Turkish might know that there is oil in Iraq
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1) It was released a CD for peace...
2) ... with big names like Public Enemy, Massive Attack or Ms. Dynamite
3)
4) For peace, you said?...
Portuguese Feb 24, 2003, 04:10 PM http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/02/webbartoon20030217.gif
1) According to the White House, the Us are in a diplomatic stage...
2) ... but not for long
3) It is natural
4) When the desire is so great, there is no patiente for foreplays...
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/02/webbartoon20030210.gif
1) France and Germany "released" an alternative plan to war.
2) Damn it, we should have guessed it.
3) When the public was prepared for a good action movie...
4) ... here they come with one of those boring movies, full of "though" words that noone get it!...
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/02/webbartoon20030209.gif
1) If US reinforce it's military dispositive in Korean Peninsula...
2) ...North Korea threats to make a preventive attack.
3) A preventive attack?!
4) Let them try. We will move them a lawsuit for plagiarism immediatly!
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/02/webbartoon20030206.gif
1) In pools across the world...
2) ...US and Australian citizens are the biggest entusiasts of war.
3) There is no doubt.
4) Rambo and Crocodille Dundee "make school" (or left their marks)
:p
And at last, to make you feel better ;)
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/01/webbartoon20030131.gif
1) The (Portuguese) prime-minister will explain to the congress...
2) ...Portuguese position about the war.
3) And what is it?
4) Probably in the sofa, in front of the TV...
Portuguese Feb 24, 2003, 04:19 PM More of the same :)
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/01/webbartoon20030127.gif
1) The report that the inspectors will present today at the UN...
2) ...will not be only black, nor only white.
3) Hum...
4) So someone will have ot translate it to Bush
Interests, interests...
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1) Given our geographical position...
2) ...a war in Persian Golf could make turists to choose Portugal, helping with economical recovery.
3) Hello? President Bush?
4) No hesitations. Liberate Iraquian People now!
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/01/webbartoon20030124.gif
1) France and Germany say that war...
2) ... is not unavoidable.
3) Unavoidable I don't know if it is.
4) Unwanted is not for sure!
Anyone has more paper cartoons about this? ;)
puglover Feb 24, 2003, 05:05 PM :lol:
philippe Feb 25, 2003, 12:28 AM mildy amusing...
Portuguese Mar 18, 2003, 06:52 PM Midly? I'm in the stratosphere :D
Ok some others, oldies.
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2002/12/webbartoon20021222.gif
1) The US and UK...
2) ... are making the finnal arrangements to the attack on Iraq.
3) But, if they have already decided "the movie" that follows, what are the inspectors doing?
4) Well, you know, before the movies there is the habit of filling up the time with cartoons...
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2002/12/webbartoon20021223.gif
1) I'm an UN armament inspector.
2) Shouldn't you be on Iraq?
3) What for?
4) Inspeccioning Iraq and having a beer here is all going to have the same result...
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2002/12/webbartoon20021226.gif
1) The Pope considers the "preventive" war ...
2) without any sense.
3) Damn it.
4) Then we have to do it without sense...
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2002/12/webbartoon20021202.gif
1) In the Persian Golf US-UK troops are ready to attack Iraq at any moment.
2) In the US, TV is already passing a serie about how the attack will be done [02/12/2002]
3) Well, it seems that UN inspectors won't have to search for armament in Bagdad
4) In a few time now, it will start to fell above their heads...
Njoy... :)
napoleon526 Mar 18, 2003, 07:06 PM There doesn't seem to be much change of setting in these cartoons. :D
Zcylen Mar 19, 2003, 04:09 PM keep 'em coming! :goodjob:
yaroslav Mar 19, 2003, 05:03 PM Yep, they're good
(BTW, I'm happy because I've read a big part of them without needing the translation. Portuguese is a beautiful language :D)
Portuguese Mar 21, 2003, 11:54 AM Originally posted by napoleon526
There doesn't seem to be much change of setting in these cartoons. :D
That's because they are chosen ;)
To change a bit and to prove they are more abrangent than that...
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/03/webbartoon20030321.gif
1) It is being held in Bruxels...
2) an European Union meeting.
3)
4) Union what?
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/03/webbartoon20030318.gif
1) I'm very disappointed with photographers.
2) In the photos of Atlantic Meeting published in the world press, almost in all of them lacks Durão Barroso
3) What do you want? I was asked of taking photos of the world leaders involved.
4) I was not asked to include the respsctive staff.
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/03/webbartoon20030317.gif
1) Once again Portugal is ahead of history.
2) Ahead of history?
3) Today [17/3/2003] is the D-Day to the world.
4) And our big day was in the previous day...
(We have to know to laugh of ourselves ;) :) )
Portuguese Mar 21, 2003, 12:07 PM This is quite ridiculous for us (Port ppl), but here it goes:
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/03/webbartoon20030315.gif
1) - Bush, Blair and Aznar are going to meet this weekend in Azores.
- In Azores?! That's in Portugal!!
2) Of course it is. So what?
3) When we signed the 8'letter, we manage to be news in all the world.
4) But now we are going to open the TV-news. It's the glory!!!
This is about a feeling that most portuguese (not me...) people has that "Port is so small and unrelevant" :rolleyes:
See, not only Bush, US and US-UK policies are criticized...
(in fact Port ppl and leaders are the most criticized, but most of them would require some knowledge...)
test_specimen Mar 21, 2003, 01:25 PM LOL
I especially like the one with the boring movies!
Portuguese Mar 27, 2003, 07:48 PM http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads4/eua.jpg
Portuguese Mar 27, 2003, 08:04 PM Second Try:
1) Daddy, that boy has a stone in his hand
2) Try to dialog... No, forget, through him a big stone in a preventive attack
3) I've been learning somethings...
:)
goododa Mar 27, 2003, 09:19 PM the last one was very amusing:goodjob:
Eastern Knight Aug 26, 2003, 07:23 AM where did you find them?
barron of ideas Aug 26, 2003, 10:00 PM Portugal is a poor country (relatively, for Europe) so they have good newspapers.
A rich country like the US can't afford good newspapers, there are too many other things to do than read a newspaper. So we get the fishwrap available here.
Portuguese Aug 27, 2003, 04:42 AM www.publico.pt , Cartoon section.
Only available in Portuguese, I think.
Barron, or that or Port is a more cult country :p
Eastern Knight Aug 27, 2003, 09:59 PM thanx, so it's under that section labeled "bartoon"?
Japanrocks12 Aug 28, 2003, 12:49 AM Hilarious...:lol: you deserve a pat on the back for that :lol:
Portuguese Aug 28, 2003, 08:10 AM www.publico.pt and then hit BARTOON (Cartoon in a Bar, duh....)
Some more:
Our opposion leader got his phone calls on tape because of suspections that his right arm (currently in jail) has comicted the crime of pedophilie
1)...
2)...
3) Hello? Ferro Rodrigues?
4) Good Morning to you and to all the audience...
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/07/webbartoon20030725.gif
Some More:
1) Autch
2) I broke my arm
3)How did it happen?
4) When I heard that beer was good to my bones I drink a bunch of them. Then I start to :crazyeye: and...
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/07/webbartoon20030726.gif
1) Schvarzenegger is going to run for California's Governor.
2) And if he suceed, he can even reach the White House
3) And after that...
4) He is going to run the Presidency with the Argument of Terminator4?
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/08/webbartoon20030809.gif
1) In order to don't permit desigualities between the candidates...
2) Schvarzenegger's films won't pass in Calofornian TVs till the date of Elections
3) This candidature has many good positive points...
4) By now, it has already reduced violence in the TV ecrans...
http://www.publico.pt/bartoon/Tiras/2003/08/webbartoon20030815.gif
Sorry but the site was down for a while and some carttons are unavailable and I lost the habbit of posting them here. Hope you also enjoy this last ones ;)
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