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JoanK
Apr 07, 2012, 09:34 AM
Thread 2 for 5 word never ending story. :D

Civ'ed
Apr 07, 2012, 09:36 AM
And thus started book 2.

Buddhafish
Apr 07, 2012, 09:36 AM
I'm tellin the story of

JoanK
Apr 07, 2012, 09:38 AM
the second thread of the

Civ'ed
Apr 07, 2012, 09:41 AM
impossible possibility of five words.

Buddhafish
Apr 07, 2012, 09:42 AM
When I tell the story,

Civ'ed
Apr 07, 2012, 09:44 AM
I expect people to listen.

JoanK
Apr 07, 2012, 10:40 AM
And so they usually do.

Civ'ed
Apr 07, 2012, 10:59 AM
However, on one day, something

JoanK
Apr 07, 2012, 11:01 AM
completely unexpected happened to Joan.

Civ'ed
Apr 07, 2012, 11:04 AM
This made the story less

Buddhafish
Apr 07, 2012, 02:51 PM
awesome because it was not

Save_Ferris
Apr 07, 2012, 04:17 PM
even started after eleven posts.

JoanK
Apr 07, 2012, 06:29 PM
So Joan decided to start

SamSniped
Apr 07, 2012, 07:41 PM
the thread, stealing SamSniped's job.

Save_Ferris
Apr 07, 2012, 08:13 PM
Instead Save_Ferris started it with

Buddhafish
Apr 07, 2012, 09:07 PM
nothing as Buddhafish started it.

Save_Ferris
Apr 07, 2012, 09:37 PM
So he finally did. The

Omega124
Apr 07, 2012, 09:41 PM
random hippo blew up earth

JoanK
Apr 08, 2012, 02:24 AM
while the story hadn't even

SamSniped
Apr 08, 2012, 04:37 AM
finished, so METY time traveled

JoanK
Apr 08, 2012, 04:41 AM
through a malfunctioning Stargate to

Save_Ferris
Apr 08, 2012, 09:02 AM
Kill the hippo before Earth

JoanK
Apr 08, 2012, 09:02 AM
was obliterated and thus this

SamSniped
Apr 08, 2012, 09:03 AM
story was formed. Yoshi died

strijder20
Apr 08, 2012, 09:04 AM
because SamSniped shot him, but

JoanK
Apr 08, 2012, 09:04 AM
he tried to fight back

SamSniped
Apr 08, 2012, 09:05 AM
with a knife brought to

JoanK
Apr 08, 2012, 09:05 AM
him by the same METY

SamSniped
Apr 08, 2012, 09:06 AM
who broke the double-post rule.

Save_Ferris
Apr 08, 2012, 09:15 AM
Meanwhile, Save_Ferris was tracking the

strijder20
Apr 08, 2012, 09:17 AM
evil marshmallow which came from

SamSniped
Apr 08, 2012, 09:22 AM
Yoshi, and he found that

JoanK
Apr 08, 2012, 09:34 AM
said marshmallow came in fact

Buddhafish
Apr 08, 2012, 10:07 AM
in twelve hundred different colors.

Civ'ed
Apr 08, 2012, 10:45 AM
one of the colors was

SouthernKing
Apr 08, 2012, 11:18 AM
a nice rich huey saturated

SamSniped
Apr 08, 2012, 11:28 AM
dark blue, used by the

Civ'ed
Apr 08, 2012, 12:01 PM
Dwemer to destroy the Falmer,

JoanK
Apr 08, 2012, 12:18 PM
and known as "Navy Blue".

SamSniped
Apr 08, 2012, 12:21 PM
SKNES suddenly erupted in war

Civ'ed
Apr 08, 2012, 12:28 PM
as IOT became insane. Then

JoanK
Apr 08, 2012, 12:30 PM
Sam shot Yoshi in the

Civ'ed
Apr 08, 2012, 12:31 PM
back, which was completely different.

Akkon888
Apr 09, 2012, 11:21 PM
Upon consuming baklava with nondescript

Civ'ed
Apr 10, 2012, 11:29 AM
muchdescript went insane, destroying cake

JoanK
Apr 10, 2012, 11:45 AM
and Civ'ed, who was just

Civ'ed
Apr 10, 2012, 11:51 AM
trying to activate a button

JoanK
Apr 10, 2012, 12:02 PM
to throw dirt into the

Civ'ed
Apr 10, 2012, 12:07 PM
coffee that JoanK drank, but

JoanK
Apr 10, 2012, 12:11 PM
it landed in Sam's mug

Optical
Apr 10, 2012, 01:37 PM
while he watched Monty Python's

Omega124
Apr 10, 2012, 02:26 PM
unfortunate, collective heart attack. Then,

JoanK
Apr 10, 2012, 02:32 PM
he collapsed as dirt turned

Buddhafish
Apr 10, 2012, 03:38 PM
into molten crystals made of

JoanK
Apr 10, 2012, 03:50 PM
mud, which filled his lungs.

Omega124
Apr 10, 2012, 07:33 PM
Omega then fired five nukes

JoanK
Apr 10, 2012, 11:26 PM
which didn't explode, since he had

Civ'ed
Apr 11, 2012, 09:29 AM
forgotten to put warheads on.

JoanK
Apr 11, 2012, 09:57 AM
But they had a timer

Sparthage
Apr 12, 2012, 05:54 AM
that was set too short,

JoanK
Apr 12, 2012, 06:03 AM
And they exploded in Omega's

Civ'ed
Apr 12, 2012, 09:07 AM
coffee cup, which was odd

JoanK
Apr 12, 2012, 09:19 AM
since there wasn't enough room

Civ'ed
Apr 13, 2012, 09:08 AM
to hold a warhead. Nevetheless,

JoanK
Apr 13, 2012, 09:15 AM
these warheads had been shrunk

Civ'ed
Apr 13, 2012, 09:54 AM
to mario size, something that

JoanK
Apr 13, 2012, 11:30 AM
was little enough to fit

Civ'ed
Apr 13, 2012, 11:34 AM
into a cup of coffee.

JoanK
Apr 13, 2012, 11:53 AM
Unfortunately, the shrinking process left

Buddhafish
Apr 13, 2012, 03:37 PM
two people keeping this concept

JoanK
Apr 13, 2012, 03:42 PM
going around without anybody's intervention,

MajKira
Apr 13, 2012, 03:45 PM
as sudden wave of magma

JoanK
Apr 13, 2012, 03:48 PM
overrun MajKira's place and erased

MajKira
Apr 13, 2012, 03:59 PM
JoanK to clean up closet.

Buddhafish
Apr 13, 2012, 04:11 PM
The two post rule was

JoanK
Apr 13, 2012, 04:14 PM
obliterated as nobody observed it,

MajKira
Apr 13, 2012, 04:19 PM
then to ask what thaat

Omega124
Apr 14, 2012, 02:12 PM
. Seven screaming snakes studied sharply

JoanK
Apr 14, 2012, 04:01 PM
how could they build sentences

Buddhafish
Apr 14, 2012, 08:25 PM
starting with only one letter.

JoanK
Apr 15, 2012, 02:28 AM
. Meanwhile, someone's cup of coffee

Jehoshua
Apr 15, 2012, 02:39 AM
spontaneously combusted, flinging flame towards

JoanK
Apr 15, 2012, 03:34 AM
his face, which was burnt.

Jehoshua
Apr 15, 2012, 04:36 AM
His charred face was then

JoanK
Apr 15, 2012, 04:55 AM
wrapped up in bandages to

MajKira
Apr 15, 2012, 05:51 AM
accomodate how his lovers feelings

Civ'ed
Apr 15, 2012, 08:53 AM
did not correspond to his

Omega124
Apr 15, 2012, 03:26 PM
actual outward appaerance. Then, suddenly

SamSniped
Apr 15, 2012, 03:27 PM
SamSniped rose from the dead

JoanK
Apr 15, 2012, 03:49 PM
and Sniped Yoshi again, before

Buddhafish
Apr 15, 2012, 04:15 PM
this concept got really old.

SamSniped
Apr 15, 2012, 04:15 PM
Since it didn't, Yoshi died

JoanK
Apr 16, 2012, 12:26 AM
And SamSniped decided to move

Civ'ed
Apr 16, 2012, 03:13 AM
on to a new concept:

Optical
Apr 16, 2012, 03:13 AM
the fact that crossposting is

JoanK
Apr 16, 2012, 03:28 AM
quite a bad thing to

SamSniped
Apr 16, 2012, 04:57 AM
do, and now he kills

JoanK
Apr 16, 2012, 06:29 AM
people in videogames because he

MajKira
Apr 16, 2012, 06:32 AM
loves his dearly girlies somuch

SamSniped
Apr 16, 2012, 06:51 AM
. He then goes Grammar Nazi on

JoanK
Apr 16, 2012, 06:54 AM
MajKira for making lotsa typos

MajKira
Apr 16, 2012, 08:11 AM
. But youll see how Haruhi

SamSniped
Apr 16, 2012, 08:28 AM
did nothing after SamSniped sniped

JoanK
Apr 16, 2012, 08:40 AM
someone he considered worth it.

Civ'ed
Apr 16, 2012, 10:25 AM
Of course, SamSniped is conceited,

MajKira
Apr 18, 2012, 10:15 AM
rather than puuting his pants down

SamSniped
Apr 18, 2012, 04:10 PM
, he attacks MajKira for implying

MajKira
Apr 18, 2012, 05:01 PM
bloodshed that was no love but

JoanK
May 05, 2012, 04:39 AM
a F****** nonsense for which

OOC: She was banned. MajKira can't post in this thread again unless er posts contain EXACTLY 5 words and make the slightest of senses.

SamSniped
May 05, 2012, 05:23 AM
we had no clue. A nuke

JoanK
May 05, 2012, 05:28 AM
then fell on her and

Civ'ed
May 05, 2012, 05:29 AM
eliminated the need to wabbajack
OOS: Wabbajack IS A VERB! IT IS IT IS IT IS!

JoanK
May 05, 2012, 06:12 AM
the hell out of her.

MajKira
May 05, 2012, 12:08 PM
a F****** nonsense for which

OOC: She was banned. MajKira can't post in this thread again unless er posts contain EXACTLY 5 words and make the slightest of senses.

yu are yurself senseless, so I ban yuu

Civ'ed
May 05, 2012, 01:05 PM
yu are yurself senseless, so I ban yuu
Wait wat.
That said, JoanK set up the thread, it's up to him (Him? Her? It?) who's blacklisted.

JoanK
May 05, 2012, 01:41 PM
HIM!!! And I just said that Kira must post 5 words that make sense. Else, ignore her.

Optical
May 05, 2012, 10:05 PM
Fortunately for the universe, the

JoanK
May 06, 2012, 04:16 AM
nuke did not explode as

MajKira
May 06, 2012, 04:19 AM
Wait wat.
That said, JoanK set up the thread, it's up to him (Him? Her? It?) who's blacklisted.

blacklist yurself joank and cived

idiots senseless story maker yuuu

SamSniped
May 06, 2012, 04:27 AM
nuke did not explode as

SamSniped waits patiently for Sonereal

MajKira
May 06, 2012, 04:29 AM
SamSniped waits patiently for Sonereal

same idiot as yuu and jk an cived

MajKira
May 06, 2012, 04:30 AM
SamSniped waits patiently for Sonereal

same idiot as yuu and jk an cived

full flaming trolls stinkers!!!!

JoanK
May 06, 2012, 04:42 AM
SamSniped waits patiently for Sonereal
to appear in order to

SamSniped
May 06, 2012, 04:54 AM
snipe him, unless Sonereal updates

Civ'ed
May 06, 2012, 07:02 AM
Nothing in particular. In order
OOS: We're not trolling, just stating things.
THat or the definition of trolling changed overnight.

SamSniped
May 06, 2012, 08:49 AM
to do that, Sonereal's IOTs
(OOS: In fact, repeatedly breaking the rules could count as trolling)

MajKira
May 07, 2012, 01:12 AM
you troll all

Optical
May 07, 2012, 03:20 AM
would have to not exist.

JoanK
May 07, 2012, 03:30 AM
But they did, and so

Civ'ed
May 07, 2012, 09:27 AM
nothing changed whatsoever. A fifth

SamSniped
May 11, 2012, 06:29 PM
bump occurred, but lacking a

JoanK
May 12, 2012, 03:08 AM
person to continue with the

SamSniped
May 12, 2012, 03:58 AM
story. Therefore, SamSniped waits for

JamesCaesar
May 12, 2012, 04:04 AM
Maj to be killed. Since

JoanK
May 12, 2012, 04:18 AM
she finally quit trolling threads,

SouthernKing
May 12, 2012, 06:57 AM
eventually becoming President of the

JoanK
May 12, 2012, 07:05 AM
United States of America, and

SamSniped
May 12, 2012, 07:20 AM
SamSniped sniped her for that.

Civ'ed
May 12, 2012, 07:44 AM
After running out of ammo,

JoanK
May 12, 2012, 08:49 AM
SamSniped went crying to momma

SamSniped
May 12, 2012, 08:51 AM
for money, which he didn't

JoanK
May 12, 2012, 08:58 AM
need cuz the ammo he

Civ'ed
May 12, 2012, 10:04 AM
needed was bad spelling and

JoanK
May 12, 2012, 10:14 AM
that can only be bought

Civ'ed
May 12, 2012, 10:19 AM
by forgetting all learned things.

JoanK
May 12, 2012, 12:54 PM
Such things range from politeness

Civ'ed
May 12, 2012, 01:13 PM
to good spelling, as SamSniped

JoanK
May 12, 2012, 01:27 PM
was from the illiterate zone

SamSniped
May 12, 2012, 04:27 PM
and somehow literate, so he

Optical
May 12, 2012, 09:21 PM
didn't make any sense but

JamesCaesar
May 13, 2012, 02:51 AM
then the story ended. Seriously.

SamSniped
May 13, 2012, 05:12 AM
That didn't happen, because the

Civ'ed
May 13, 2012, 05:57 AM
thread was not long enough.

JoanK
May 13, 2012, 06:09 AM
That way, the story survived,

strijder20
May 13, 2012, 08:30 AM
and Darth Vader lived happily

SamSniped
May 13, 2012, 08:32 AM
through his life ended by

JoanK
May 13, 2012, 08:39 AM
his very own son, Luke,

SamSniped
May 13, 2012, 08:51 AM
who really was christos, when

JoanK
May 13, 2012, 09:14 AM
he spilt hot chocolate all

Civ'ed
May 13, 2012, 09:23 AM
over certain electronic equipments. Actually,

SamSniped
May 13, 2012, 09:25 AM
Vader died because SamSniped sniped

JoanK
May 13, 2012, 09:47 AM
his son, thus provoking a

Sparthage
May 13, 2012, 09:48 AM
thermonuclear war that threatened the

JoanK
May 13, 2012, 09:50 AM
health of Mister Darth Vader.

Civ'ed
May 13, 2012, 11:04 AM
Never mind the fact that

JoanK
May 13, 2012, 12:32 PM
he was already dying due

Optical
May 15, 2012, 03:07 AM
to his son refusing to

Civ'ed
May 15, 2012, 12:08 PM
take up the family business.

JoanK
Jul 20, 2012, 05:45 AM
That ended up being more

SamSniped
Jul 20, 2012, 05:47 AM
than this thread could handle,

JoanK
Jul 20, 2012, 05:54 AM
and it fell into a