Thread 2 for 5 word never ending story. :D

And thus started book 2.

I'm tellin the story of

the second thread of the

impossible possibility of five words.

When I tell the story,

I expect people to listen.

And so they usually do.

However, on one day, something

completely unexpected happened to Joan.

This made the story less

awesome because it was not

even started after eleven posts.

So Joan decided to start

the thread, stealing SamSniped's job.

Instead Save_Ferris started it with

nothing as Buddhafish started it.

So he finally did. The

random hippo blew up earth

while the story hadn't even

finished, so METY time traveled

through a malfunctioning Stargate to

Kill the hippo before Earth

was obliterated and thus this

story was formed. Yoshi died

because SamSniped shot him, but

he tried to fight back

with a knife brought to

him by the same METY

who broke the double-post rule.

Meanwhile, Save_Ferris was tracking the

evil marshmallow which came from

Yoshi, and he found that

said marshmallow came in fact

in twelve hundred different colors.

one of the colors was

a nice rich huey saturated

dark blue, used by the

Dwemer to destroy the Falmer,

and known as "Navy Blue".

SKNES suddenly erupted in war

as IOT became insane. Then

Sam shot Yoshi in the

back, which was completely different.

Upon consuming baklava with nondescript

muchdescript went insane, destroying cake

and Civ'ed, who was just

trying to activate a button

to throw dirt into the

coffee that JoanK drank, but

it landed in Sam's mug

while he watched Monty Python's

unfortunate, collective heart attack. Then,

he collapsed as dirt turned

into molten crystals made of

mud, which filled his lungs.

Omega then fired five nukes

which didn't explode, since he had

forgotten to put warheads on.

But they had a timer

that was set too short,

And they exploded in Omega's

coffee cup, which was odd

since there wasn't enough room

to hold a warhead. Nevetheless,

these warheads had been shrunk

to mario size, something that

was little enough to fit

into a cup of coffee.

Unfortunately, the shrinking process left

two people keeping this concept

going around without anybody's intervention,

as sudden wave of magma

overrun MajKira's place and erased

JoanK to clean up closet.

The two post rule was

obliterated as nobody observed it,

then to ask what thaat

. Seven screaming snakes studied sharply

how could they build sentences

starting with only one letter.

. Meanwhile, someone's cup of coffee

spontaneously combusted, flinging flame towards

his face, which was burnt.

His charred face was then

wrapped up in bandages to

accomodate how his lovers feelings

did not correspond to his

actual outward appaerance. Then, suddenly

SamSniped rose from the dead

and Sniped Yoshi again, before

this concept got really old.

Since it didn't, Yoshi died

And SamSniped decided to move

on to a new concept:

the fact that crossposting is

quite a bad thing to

do, and now he kills

people in videogames because he

loves his dearly girlies somuch

. He then goes Grammar Nazi on

MajKira for making lotsa typos

. But youll see how Haruhi

did nothing after SamSniped sniped

someone he considered worth it.

Of course, SamSniped is conceited,

rather than puuting his pants down

, he attacks MajKira for implying

bloodshed that was no love but

a F****** nonsense for which

OOC: She was banned. MajKira can't post in this thread again unless er posts contain EXACTLY 5 words and make the slightest of senses.

we had no clue. A nuke

then fell on her and

eliminated the need to wabbajack
OOS: Wabbajack IS A VERB! IT IS IT IS IT IS!

the hell out of her.

a F****** nonsense for which

OOC: She was banned. MajKira can't post in this thread again unless er posts contain EXACTLY 5 words and make the slightest of senses.

yu are yurself senseless, so I ban yuu

yu are yurself senseless, so I ban yuu
Wait wat.
That said, JoanK set up the thread, it's up to him (Him? Her? It?) who's blacklisted.

HIM!!! And I just said that Kira must post 5 words that make sense. Else, ignore her.

Fortunately for the universe, the

nuke did not explode as

Wait wat.
That said, JoanK set up the thread, it's up to him (Him? Her? It?) who's blacklisted.

blacklist yurself joank and cived

idiots senseless story maker yuuu

nuke did not explode as

SamSniped waits patiently for Sonereal

SamSniped waits patiently for Sonereal

same idiot as yuu and jk an cived

SamSniped waits patiently for Sonereal

same idiot as yuu and jk an cived

full flaming trolls stinkers!!!!

SamSniped waits patiently for Sonereal
to appear in order to

snipe him, unless Sonereal updates

Nothing in particular. In order
OOS: We're not trolling, just stating things.
THat or the definition of trolling changed overnight.

to do that, Sonereal's IOTs
(OOS: In fact, repeatedly breaking the rules could count as trolling)

you troll all

would have to not exist.

But they did, and so

nothing changed whatsoever. A fifth

bump occurred, but lacking a

person to continue with the

story. Therefore, SamSniped waits for

Maj to be killed. Since

she finally quit trolling threads,

eventually becoming President of the

United States of America, and

SamSniped sniped her for that.

After running out of ammo,

SamSniped went crying to momma

for money, which he didn't

need cuz the ammo he

needed was bad spelling and

that can only be bought

by forgetting all learned things.

Such things range from politeness

to good spelling, as SamSniped

was from the illiterate zone

and somehow literate, so he

didn't make any sense but

then the story ended. Seriously.

That didn't happen, because the

thread was not long enough.

That way, the story survived,

and Darth Vader lived happily

through his life ended by

his very own son, Luke,

who really was christos, when

he spilt hot chocolate all

over certain electronic equipments. Actually,

Vader died because SamSniped sniped

his son, thus provoking a

thermonuclear war that threatened the

health of Mister Darth Vader.

Never mind the fact that

he was already dying due

to his son refusing to

take up the family business.

That ended up being more

than this thread could handle,

and it fell into a