Rec'd via e-mail 28-Feb-03

GOD QUIETLY PHASING HOLY GHOST OUT OF TRINITY

HEAVEN - Calling the Holy Trinity "overstaffed and over budget," God announced plans Monday to downsize the group by slowly phasing out the Holy Ghost. "Given the poor economic climate and the unclear nature of the Holy Ghost's duties, I felt this was a sensible and necessary decision," God said. "The Holy Ghost will be given fewer and fewer responsibilities until His formal resignation from Trinity duty following Easter services on April 20. Thereafter, the Father and the Son shall be referred to as the Holy Duo."

Is this from the Onion? It seems like it would come from there.

Originally posted by Steve Winer
Is this from the Onion? It seems like it would come from there.
Yes, it's one of the News Briefs from the latest issue. See it at www.theonion.com

Oh damn, always liked him best of all the Superstars. The Holy Gost to me always stands for intellectual integrity, the power of understanding and the like and should in fact be the most influencial of the Three. I will miss him, but in fact, i guess, he has never been very popular at all.

What irony! God was forced to combine all the plagues to one due to overbudgeting in heaven in my film...:crazyeye:

Weird. I never even saw that article. ;)