check out this
DISCLAIMER:IF YOU DIE LAUGHING DONT BLAME ME!
http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?threadid=46223&perpage=25&pagenumber=1

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THAT was hilarious!!! :lol:

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That was friggin hilarious!

We had a discussion on this in OT. Many of the same jokes were made. It's still hilarious, though. I like, "If you're Vin Diesel, yell really loud."

This is the funniest post ever on civfanatics.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14714

Very funny
ROFL

i like monkies
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He didn't write it, I've seen it about 4 years ago

Okay now that we've seen what they can do lets make our own!



If you can't fall asleep due to government induced paranoia, use chloroform!

hmmm
Bush just bought a new toy

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
This is the funniest post ever on civfanatics.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14714



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Thats good stuff.

Remember Afghanistan isn't the only place George Bush needs to strike

Our father made dinner again...

'3 story, 10 foot tall house'... gold, pure gold!

Remember if you know you are going to die soon pump yourself full of euphoric drugs to help ease the pain.

If you feel sad about the Iraq threads,take some prozac,you will feel very happy

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WARNING: Reading the information in this thread may result in uncontrollable laughing, difficulty of breathing, and stomach cramps.

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If you are experience hallucinations are or just standing under ribbons, choke yourself.

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If you're trapped under a rock, pee.

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REAL patriots are vegans!

In the event that you hear the Backstreet Boys, either curl up into the fetal position or run for your life.

If you are a vampire, be sure to avoid open windows.

Be sure to use a high quality hankerchef before robbing a train with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

DO NOT fart while covered with rubble. The noxious fumes may kill you.

OMG, that was hilarious!

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If you are trapped under a bunch of rocks, please DO NOT use that special Halloween floor-smoke stuff. (Darn, napoleon, you took my picture! ;))

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If you somehow happen to be carrying a flashlight when your roof collapses on you, PLEASE run out its batteries as quickly as possible.Originally posted by cgannon64
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If you're trapped under a rock, pee.But not only pee, pee in two directions at the same time!

DO NOT set fire to your own house, even if you REALLY want to.

If being pursued by a large red arrow, trap the tip of the arrow in a door. This will immobilize the arrow and allow you to escape.

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When confronted with terrorism, it is good to get a clipboard and a piece of paper with a blank checklist, and put a check by the blank item that you think is the best.

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If you are living in west California or North Dakota, expect a lot of expensive long-distance calls form terrorists in Atlanta, Georgia.

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Watch out for those pesky power-line terrorists!

Boy, I wish I could add pictures like that to my post... That site was awesome.

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If you're carrying two flashlights and no cell phone, you're an idiot.

Under Special Needs Items:

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In case of terror attack, take one Cyanide pill.

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In case of terror attack, keep a Britney Spears tape on ready, as well as a backup tape in the dash.

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The newest hit reality show from Fox: Celebrity Boxing, Car Style! Watch as the car layeth the smacketh down on the house!

I made a little helpful guide :)

Are you planning to throw a party? Great!
Here are some tips to make sure it is a success:

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First you must decide on a location.

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It is important to consider what kind of food, if any, you plan to serve at your party.

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Generally speaking, dead fish and birds are not considered appetizing by most party goers.

Entertainment is generally the key to a successful party.
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Computer games, watching television and making prank phone calls are all widely accepted as forms of entertainment.

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Various chemical substances can all be used effectively as a means to further enhance the entertainment level of your party, provided cautionary measures are taken.

Part II:

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Thinking of using various canned inhalents? While they may be fun,

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the risks involved are high enough to cause many party goers to leave and should not be used.

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Many chemical substances need some time to "kick in" and it will be up to you to keep your guests entertained until then.

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Some enhancement chemicals have physical side effects that are noticeable to those around you which should be taken into account depending upon your area.

Some guests may suffer adverse reactions to certain chemicals and should be watched for.
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The man on the left is simply having a bit of fun, while the man on the right could become dangerous.

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This man's hallucinations are causing him to cower in fear.

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It may be funny to frighten him even further. However, keep in mind things could get out of hand.

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This is a sure sign someone at your party has had too much fun.

At some point you may notice a couple that seems to have disappeared from the designated "party zone"
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Listen carefully and you may find out where they went.

Our host has discovered the couple to be behind this door.
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It can be fun to listen, but it's probably not a good idea to pop in without announcing your presence.

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The consequences could be disastrous.

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This is not a good thing to consider, but if you must find an exit and leave first.

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This is a sign that the party is going well!

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When the guests are leaving, be sure to thank them for stopping by.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Originally posted by WillJ
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If you are living in west California or North Dakota, expect a lot of expensive long-distance calls form terrorists in Atlanta, Georgia.


Oh hah hah hah

If terrorists attack your house be sure to call the Sacremento Police Department, ask for Jim

i give it a try:

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Choke terrorists with t-shirts or towels.


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Call the 'L' for help.


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But wash your hands before calling, otherwise you are a terrorist.

Calling the Swiss to fight terrorism is not a good idea

Be warned, the Swiss have invaded the Missouri towns of A, B, and C.

When did the Swiss reverse the colors of their flag?

:p :D

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Guess what, people, if you see radiation, you should walk away from it! I bet you didn't know that!

Originally posted by philippe
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Cool!
I dont think animations are allowed here though....

Originally posted by china444
Cool!
I dont think animations are allowed here though.... Yeah, they are, AFAIK. Just think what the unit animation threads would be like if they weren't allowed! Animated avatars aren't allowed, though.

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In the threat of a terrorist attack, if you find a building with a door that is shorter than you and has no door knob, ha ha, you're screwed!

If terrorists have you worried, join a band. One suggestion is a Whistleing - Yodeling group.

Is it bad this is posted under the biological attack info?
Disturbing (http://unv.ready.gov/biological_visual3.html)

Those are funny!!! :lol:

:D

Originally posted by ETO_Peregrine
Is it bad this is posted under the biological attack info?
Disturbing (http://unv.ready.gov/biological_visual3.html)

:lol: LOL! I guess the government hasn't gotten around to it yet...;)

Originally posted by philippe
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
THIS IS THE BEST POST THAT I'VE EVER SEEN!

Where'd you get that, Philippe?

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http://content.mg2.org/safety/

My goodness. Phillipe , you were right!

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Ah thank you for all the information now I feel alot more safe. Oh Oh now I realized all the arrows in my office. I'm surrounded by terrorist arrows. AHHH excuse me I've to do the walking man.