next animals will have the right to be represented in the UN?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"The representative from the Empire of the Chickens has proposed resolution 2345: bok bok bok bok bok bok bok"

Today during a ruetine UN meeting, Representative Lion told the Hyenas the next time they steal carcases then they will have no choice but to declare war. The Hyenas has denied any stolen carcases, but Representative Lion claims that the Hawks have provided aerial proof. An official statement on the evidence is expected in a speech next Wednesday.

You can't believe those Hyenas, they're always sniggering and laughing amoung themselves. They can't be trusted.

I heard that they have a secret alliance with the Vultures and Orangatang's. Axis of evil!

It has come to the attention of the UN that the squirrel federation is in breech of resoultion 247. The IAEA has confirmed reports of stockpiling.

Originally posted by Shahadet
It has come to the attention of the UN that the squirrel federation is in breech of resoultion 247. The IAEA has confirmed reports of stockpiling. :rotfl: brilliance!

The hibervories have proclaimed that the carnivores are a direct threat to thier grazing fields.
Omnivores claim, "We need more time".

Crow fighters have once again flown into no-fly zones. It being hatch season, the Sparrows are not pleased. Aerial battles may be imminant without offically declaring war.

The civil war between the Squirrels has reached a new level. Grey Squirrels, although having superiority of the sky with Flying squirrels, have recieved a huge blow by the Red Squirrels. Reports say that Red Squirrels have allied with the feared Republic of Rabbit. Chipmunks are being sent in by the UN for peace talks.

The Serengeti plains ahev often been a fierce battleground but new reports from vulture intel has indicated an increased build up of big cats along the DMZ. A gazzel representative has made an appeal to the UN regarding the circumstances. Also in the news maniacal dicatator OOh OOh of Ape nation has increased the population workload on the banana plantations. Casulties have been reported under the iron fist. The Monkey republic has condemend the act, as brutal, naming the banana plantations 'The Killing Forests'.

Originally posted by Shahadet
It has come to the attention of the UN that the squirrel federation is in breech of resoultion 247. The IAEA has confirmed reports of stockpiling.

I can't beat this.

This one has to be the best.

in other news the grizzly bears have invaded the panda nation, koalas had declared war in defence of the pandas, in hope to stop grizzly expantion once and for all.

Originally posted by gael
I can't beat this.
This one has to be the best.

I'll take a bow! :D

How do you think the PEDA guys would respond to us on this thread!

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At the news of the UN representation of animals the members of the plant kingdom protested, "why do they get to have all the fun" asked foriegn advisor Larry the Cucumber. King Bob the Tomato was unavaliable for comment.

Rumors of immpending action by the empire of Fungi have also surfaced.

(Sorry if this has been posted already I'm getting weird server messages)

Sorry I wanted to edit the thread two above this one but I must've hit quote

Split from PETA thread. Demerits (mild warning) to all above for thread jacking, partialy recouped for humor value.

Originally posted by Shahadet
It has come to the attention of the UN that the squirrel federation is in breech of resoultion 247. The IAEA has confirmed reports of stockpiling.
Maybe the Head of the Animal UN will send a team of inspectors in to inspect their nuts.