Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
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Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
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Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
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Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
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Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
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Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
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Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
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Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
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Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

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That was great!

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The first one really cracked me up! The rest is OK too. ;)

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That was pretty good.

Some of them were kind of corny, but most were very good! :goodjob:

:lol: Funny! :goodjob: