James Bond died and went to heaven, there he's recived by St Peter.

SP-what's your name son?

JB-Bond, James Bond

SP-hua hua, everyone says so, you have to show me

JB-what do you want me to do?

SP-let me here you ID, get inside and bring me Adam here, if you can, then you really are JAmes Bond

some minutes later, James Bond came with Adam taken by the hand

JB-here's Adam

:eek:St Peter, still surpised asked Bond
SP-how could you find him, there are too many inside???

JB-easy, I just looked for the one who has no navel and was him

SP-you're right, it was very easy, this doesnt count.

Then St Peter, cover everone's navel and tell James Bond not to remove it.and send Adam back inside Heaven.

SP-go and try to find Adam Mr Bond and you can enter the Heaven

Few minutes later, James Bond returns with Adam taken by the hand

JB-here he is again

:eek::eek: WTF???
SP-how did you find him???

JB-easy, I just looked for the one who hasnt one rib (sp?)

SP-you're right, it was very easy, this doesnt count.

then SP send Adam inside again and converts all people there into mummies and puts them in a dark room.
James Bond enters the room to find Adam. the door closes and suddenly a lot of noises are heard, screams, someone running, wall bashings and more.

then appears James Bond still bleeding from all his face and his body, big bruises and an arm broken but still with Adam taken by the hand

JB-here's Adam, can I come in now?

:eek::eek::eek: holy sh*t!!!

SP-yeah, sure son, but tell me how did you find him???

JB-easy, I entered the room and told everyone, you guys are SOB!!!
the only one who didnt came to kick my a$$ was him

:)

Took me a while to get it, but still funny.

hehe do you got more of them?

First thought: not funny. But finally the penny dropped... not bad!

:lol:

Yup.... Not bad... Would be funnier though if it was better written.

Originally posted by Strider
:lol:

Yup.... Not bad... Would be funnier though if it was better written.


:mad: :blush:

I know, my english sucks :lol:

C'mon Strider, be nice!

It's not that hard to know that Zyclen doesn't speak English as his first language.

Originally posted by Padma
C'mon Strider, be nice!

It's not that hard to know that Zyclen doesn't speak English as his first language.

No.... The English is not the problem.... I would have never thought that english is not his primary language... It's the layout that it's in.

damn I dont get it!
:mad:

(crosses arms and sulks while waiting for penny to drop)

ah wait I just I just got it, not bad, duh im dense :rolleyes: