SewerStarFish
Mar 17, 2003, 04:32 PM
There once was a great cowboy named The Wyoming Kid. He was renown in the west for his riding and shooting skills. His horse, Pecos, was the fastest smartest horse there ever was.
One day The Wyoming Kid was leading a wagon train across the Rockies when the train was ambushed by Indians. A great battle ensued and eventually The Kid was knocked unconscious.
When he awoke, hog-tied, the Indian chief approached and said, "You are a mighty warrior. We are going to kill you tomorrow, but to honor your courage you may have one request."
The Kid said,"Thank you sir, I'd like to speak to my horse." The chief thought this was odd but allowed the Kid his request. They brought the horse,the Kid whispered into Pecos' left ear --AND boom the horse rears up and bolts off to the east. Several hours later Pecos returns with a beautiful red-headed woman. The Indians laugh and the Kid has "his final night of passion."
The next morning the Chief says,"We are very impressed with your horse, so we will allow you a second request -but tomorrow you die." The Kid makes the same request but this time he whispers into the horse's right ear --AND boom, the horse gallops to the west. He returns several hours later with a beautiful blonde. The Indians laugh and The Kid has another night of passion.
The next morning the chief says, "We are even more impressed with your horse and will allow you a third and final request. Tomorrow you will die no matter what." The Kid nods, and again asks to talk to his horse.They bring Pecos and the Kid grabs him by the bridle and screams, " I SAID BRING ME SOME POSSE!!!"
One day The Wyoming Kid was leading a wagon train across the Rockies when the train was ambushed by Indians. A great battle ensued and eventually The Kid was knocked unconscious.
When he awoke, hog-tied, the Indian chief approached and said, "You are a mighty warrior. We are going to kill you tomorrow, but to honor your courage you may have one request."
The Kid said,"Thank you sir, I'd like to speak to my horse." The chief thought this was odd but allowed the Kid his request. They brought the horse,the Kid whispered into Pecos' left ear --AND boom the horse rears up and bolts off to the east. Several hours later Pecos returns with a beautiful red-headed woman. The Indians laugh and the Kid has "his final night of passion."
The next morning the Chief says,"We are very impressed with your horse, so we will allow you a second request -but tomorrow you die." The Kid makes the same request but this time he whispers into the horse's right ear --AND boom, the horse gallops to the west. He returns several hours later with a beautiful blonde. The Indians laugh and The Kid has another night of passion.
The next morning the chief says, "We are even more impressed with your horse and will allow you a third and final request. Tomorrow you will die no matter what." The Kid nods, and again asks to talk to his horse.They bring Pecos and the Kid grabs him by the bridle and screams, " I SAID BRING ME SOME POSSE!!!"