Here is a thread for all your random rantings about the wonderful world we live in. Here are a few of mine, feel free to add your own (this is kind of like the "Only in America..." thread):

- Can I get off from school every time there is a Red Alert
- Can, on the same screen, I can see the current weather in Iraq, a countdown until war, the stock ticker, a news ticker, a clock (for each time zone in the US that cycles periodically) a US flag, the channel station name graphic, the name of the story they are covering, and a second ticker for the story they are covering.
- Can I hear the words, "The Dow Jones went up x points today, probably thanks to rumors that bombings had begun in Iraq" uttered.

What about you? :p