Let's try to think of one hundred ways to annoy people! There are several sites about this subject, but let's think of our own. I'll start off:

1. Specifiy each order from an ice-cream truck as "to go."
2. Ask someone to turn the volume of the TV up when it isn't on.
3. Tap someone on the shoulder so that it is obvious to him/her that it was you, then point to someone nearby, and say, "He did it."
4. Ask, "You talkin' to me?" to someone who isn't even looking at you.
5. Say, "Guess what?" then immediately say "No, guess again!" before the person has a chance to answer.
6. When an officer pulls you up for speeding, say, "Well, didn't you have to go even faster to catch up with me?"

7. Tell a person to do something when s/he is already doing it.

8. Ask someone for change for a nickel. :mischief:

9. Everytime someone says 'actually' tell them that your name isn't Ashley.

10. Everytime someone asks you the date by saying "Is it the XXth of X today?", answer by saying "All day".

11. Get up to them when you're feeling thirsty and declare you two are now officially in a state of war. No truce will be signed unless he surrenders all his beer.

12. When someone is talking to you, repeat after him/her every time word for word.

13. Pay for something that costs over $10 with 5 cent coins (the lowest denomination here in NZ)

14. Everytime someone says 'surely' tell them your name is not Shirley

15. Follow someone around all day, going wherever they go, doing whatever they do. For extra effect, stare at them with wide eyes.

16. At school, a meeting, whatever, pipe up with a cheery 'Is any of this actually relevent to the real world?'




EDIT: Nos 15 and 16

17 get lost call somebody up on reverse charges to give u directions then find out you were in the right place

18 get peoples name wrong

Heres 19 - 84....http://www.expage.com/jamie65annoy

85 begin every sentence with "but but but, you see"

86 every 5 minutes or so slap your butt and say "damn, i'm sexy !"

87 flicker your tongue whenever somebody tries to contradict you

88 answer with "ha" at each question

89 make the Michael Jackson walk your regular walk

90 Put your roommate's shoes in the freezer

91 In racing video games always drive backwards trying to hit people

93 Put poisen ivy in peoples' socks

94 Push people off diving boards

95 Cut in lines

96 Walk around the house on all fours for two hours meowing loudly

97 Ask random passerbys for piggyback rides

98 Raise your hand in class and then when the teacher calls on you ask, "What did I do?!?!?"

99 Move the hands on the clock so that your roommate is two hours late for work

100!!! [party] [dance] Kiss people with a large amount of lipstick on so that it leaves lipstick marks

101- Chop somenone in the back from behind and say 'I am the Powerful Ninja from Thailand!'

102-Smack your lips after you eat something.

103. Spit water down your friends back.

104- put the hood on a sweatshirt on your friend if he has one on, and tie him up with the strings.

105- When someone asks if you did something say;'Hi, my name is *name* and im an alchoholic

106- Leave grafitti with the term 'I like cheese'

107- If your friend(preferably a girl) whispers something to you in public, yell out 'NO! I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!'

108: When someone refers to you as 'dog', start humping their leg.

109: Whenever someone sneezes yell out, "Thar she blows!"

Originally posted by Fr8monkey
Heres 19 - 84....http://www.expage.com/jamie65annoy Some of those were hilarious, and so thank's for the link, but I wanted people to type their own instead of using a link. So Perfection's last one is #43. :)

44. Use binoculars to look at close objects.
45. If a teacher tells you to not curse, say, "What the f*ck! I never said any cuss words!"

46 Anytime someone swears, say "Please don't cuss, I'm f*cking sensitive to that sh*t.

47 Charge everyone you talk to for your time

48 Pick up a random phone and start talking into it. This is especially annoying when the phone isn't plugged in.

49 Flick peoples ears as you walk behind them.

50 Pick up another persons drink, and after drinking it, ask if they mind.

51. When people ask, "What's up?", answer, "the ceiling", or "the sky".

52- Post posts just to state landmark posts.


HAHA! This is my 900th post. Isnt that just ironic. ;)

@china: :rolleyes:

53. When in a public restroom, grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place, then sigh loudly.

54. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

55. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

56. Swat at flies that don't exist.

57. Tell people that you can see their aura.

58. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

59. Crack open your briefcase or purse occasionally, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

60. Stare at someone for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

61. When there's only one other person in the room, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

62. When on an elevator, call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Whatever you say Mr China (my 300th!)

63. Use your bank/credit card to but 1 item in the express lane.

64. When approaching interesctions where you have the right of way and another car is waiting, DO NOT put your indicator on until you're just about to turn.

65. ALWAYS stop at a give way (yield) sign if a car is behind you.

66. Buy a five-dollar item with a one hundred dollar bill. A one hundred dollar MONOPOLY bill.
67. Borrow a vicious dog from someone, then take it to somewhere:
Stranger: "Does your dog bite?"
You: "No."
Stranger pets dog, dog bites him, stranger yells and screams.
You: "That's not my dog."
68. Deposit $10,000 in the bank, using pennies. They'll probably require you to roll them up, so you say, "Okay, but this might take a while..."

Originally posted by WillJ
Some of those were hilarious, and so thank's for the link, but I wanted people to type their own instead of using a link. So Perfection's last one is #43. :)

44. Use binoculars to look at close objects.
45. If a teacher tells you to not curse, say, "What the f*ck! I never said any cuss words!"
69 - Walk around giggling "Huh,Huh... 69!"
70 - Tell someone that the list of "65 annoying things to do" doesn't count.
71 - Typ y'r rspncs wth n vwls.

72. Write "for sexual services" in the subject line of all checks.

Just realized this was a triple post, sorry.

72. Write "for sexual services" in the subject line of all checks.

Fr8monkey, you aren't offended by me telling you that your link doesn't count, are you?

73. On any form that has "sex" and then a blank, write "Yes, please."

74. If someone asks a question like "Can I borrow that?", answer with yes or probably and make no move to do anything.

75. If someone asks a question like "Are we going upstairs or downstairs?" answer simply yes.

@DiamondzAndGunz: I have a friend who used to be able to see people's auras. He's half-Buddhist, and I almost completely believe him. Kinda long story why, and you skeptics will not believe me, but if anyone wants to know, tell me and I'll post it.


76. Walk around with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side

77. Speak like George Bush

78. Ask random people to call you 'Admiral'

79. Meow occasionally

80. Bet other people you can fit a 20 cent coin up your nose.

81. Draw a little square with chalk on the ground and announce to everyone else that this is your 'personal space'

82. Announce in a demonic voice that you 'must find a more suitable host body'

83. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think its getting larger'

84. Start brushing invisible bugs off your arms, screaming 'Get them off! GET THEM OFF!!!'

85. Laugh hysterically at someone for 5 seconds, stop, then glare at them as if they were crazy

86) Smile. All the time.
87) Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty.
88) Walk and talk backwards.
89) Put horseradish in everybody's shoes.
90) Listen to radio static.

Originally posted by torrasque
@DiamondzAndGunz: I have a friend who used to be able to see people's auras. He's half-Buddhist, and I almost completely believe him. Kinda long story why, and you skeptics will not believe me, but if anyone wants to know, tell me and I'll post it.


Oooh go on tell me, youve intrigued me there.
Is it convincing?

91. Look at someone for about five seconds, then say, "It's because I'm black, isn't it?" (works no matter what race you are)

92. If you see someone eating Nerds (the candy), say "Heh, you are what you eat."

93. Randomly dial a number on the phone, then say, "Yo, it's me. I got the money, now can ya take the body? I need it out of my place right this minute, I think they're on to me!"

That link was hilarious!

94. Ask someone the question, "Did you know you can answer every question with 'Huh?' and watch as they try to prove you wrong.

95. Prank call people but be really bad at it.

96. Pay for an expensive item ($10 or so) in change, and then when they are done counting, decide you don't want it.

97. Answer everyone who addresses you with, "Shut your mouth, Jabroni" or "Know your role, Jabroni!"

98. Ask someone if they are your buddy.

99. Put on C-Span at a party, and when someone asks to change it, criticise them by calling them an "uninformed voter".

100. Drive in a buses blind spot, and when they nearly hit you, speed ahead giving him and the passengers the finger.\

EDIT: More great ones. Some are the same, but alot are new:

http://www.karber.net/main/humor/annoy.htm

Originally posted by Bose
Whatever you say Mr China (my 300th!)

;) :)

A new list-

1-You start new lists to a list already done.

2-After you eat ANYTHING, you smack youre lips {me}

3-You use this smiley ever-:mutant:

4-You send garbage in envelopes to random people.

5-You sing 'My Heart Will Go On' in public.

Hmm, how about instead of making a new list we go for 250! (*everyone cheers*)

106. Walk up to someone who is watching the TV, then stand right in front of it, and say, "Ooh, I love this show! Oh my gosh, look at that! Awesome!"

107. When having a conversation with someone at the dinner table, time it so that all your questions are when his/her mouth is full.

108. Fly a kite in the middle of the night.

109. Eat rice one grain at a time.

110. Eat something, say that it's delicious, and then spit it out.

my posts just vanished into thin air... i thought we were at 84...

Originally posted by hedgehog
my posts just vanished into thin air... i thought we were at 84... The reason is that Fr8monkey posted a link, and used it's list to get to 84. I decided that I wanted us to make our own, instead of posting links. (Of course, posting links are perfectly welcome; they just don't count toward the "score.")

My 1000th Post!
[dance][dance][dance]

isnt it ironic that its in this thread

Originally posted by Rout


Oooh go on tell me, youve intrigued me there.
Is it convincing?

You be the judge...


Last year in science, we were testing the lastest gadget in our science teacher's inventory. It consisted of 32 remote controls, with buttons labelled 'A', 'B', 'C', etc with a few other buttons, and a small receiver shaped like a ufo. Every person in the class got one of the remotes, and our teacher put up some multi-choice questions on the projector. After we'd finished, I was fooling around, pointing my remote at him, and suddenly he told me to stop, and that it was annoying him. Of course I was sceptical, so I started to test him. After a while, I knew he could accurately pinpoint where I was pointing the remote at him, even when I hid it from his view. Naturally I was excited after that, and I somehow spread the news around me. In a minute or two everyone was testing him. He didn't mind it, but got a bit annoyed after a while. So everyone stopped, and I started asking him 'How can you do that?' sort of questions. He told me it was probably because he was a Bhuddist (hope I've spelt it right) and that he used to meditate. He told me that he used to be able to sense what colours people's auras are (auras are never one colour).

Needless to say, I was very impressed. Of course you sceptics will laugh ('HAHAHA torrasque's an idiot'), but it really happened and I really don't care what you think.


Just as another aside note, his dad talked to a Llama (high-ranking-priest-dude) and found out that in his previous life he was a shaman, who then offended the gods and got punished by being turned into a mountain in his next life.

He's Russian, so it may only have been a vodka-fuelled frenzy... :beer: :crazyeye:



As an aside, check out Skippy's List (http://www.skippyslist.com) of 213 things you are no longer allowed to do in the US Army.

Originally posted by WillJ
Fr8monkey, you aren't offended by me telling you that your link doesn't count, are you?

73. On any form that has "sex" and then a blank, write "Yes, please."
Nah! Takes alot more than that to offend me!

Originally posted by WillJ
The reason is that Fr8monkey posted a link, and used it's list to get to 84. I decided that I wanted us to make our own, instead of posting links. (Of course, posting links are perfectly welcome; they just don't count toward the "score.")
Which I think you did just to annoy me:mad: ! :lol:

Originally posted by WillJ
91. Look at someone for about five seconds, then say, "It's because I'm black, isn't it?" (works no matter what race you are)

...

93. Randomly dial a number on the phone, then say, "Yo, it's me. I got the money, now can ya take the body? I need it out of my place right this minute, I think they're on to me!"

93 works especially well when the random number is a police station. When they show up at your door, respond with 91.

Originally posted by cgannon64

95. Prank call people but be really bad at it.


Didja ever see the Dana Carvey Show? They had a running gag where the guys would go up to a store, or gas station, pay for something, then take off without getting whatever they paid for. . . I used to laugh my ass off at that. . .

111 Whenever someone talks to you, look down, grab your forehead as if they're giving you a headache, sigh, and shake your head. (I have a friend who actually does this)

112 Respond to every post you see with a humorous little ancedote from your life.

Hey people! My first time in this thread. Here is my donation.

113: Walk up to somebody and stick your finger up their nose.

114: Wear sandels with socks. for an additional kick, make sure the socks have holes. For two additional kicks, make sure they don't match.

115: Walk up to somebody and smack them upside the head with a baseball bat.

116: Throw a stink bomb into a room filled with people.

117: Share your lavoritorial expirences with your peers.


P.S. If you acctually do any of these, you must be really mad.

i used sandals with socks all last summer :( i had holes in the socks too sometimes :(

Originally posted by Fr8monkey
Which I think you did just to annoy me:mad: ! :lol: Of course, Mr. Monkey!

118. Refer to Fr8monkey as "Mr. Monkey."Originally posted by Turner_727
93 works especially well when the random number is a police station. When they show up at your door, respond with 91.:lol:

119. Go up to the checkout isle (sp?) at a store, and give the person a couple of dollars. When they ask you what you're buying, say, "Your soul." Then exit the store with a loud, evil laugh.

120. Walk like a zombie up to someone, uttering "Brains, brains... Need braaains... Muuust find braaains..." Stop at the person, look at him/her for a couple seconds, then walk away, saying, "Brains... Braaaains... Must find braaains..."

121. Go to a doctor's or hospital's waiting room without having an appointment and just sit down reading their magazines, for an hour or two, and then leave. Works better when there aren't too many other people there, so you can easily be seen.

122. Go up to a stranger and say, "Oh my gosh, is that really you?" Then immediately walk away.

123. Go up to a black person and say, "Are you by any chance a member of the Ku Klux Klan?" If they actually take the time to answer no, say, "Oh, I see. You must be Catholic."

124. Randomly bring up sexual preference in casual conversation. (Bonus if its an elder.)

125. For a day, became a "squeegee guy" and squeegee people's cars. When you're down, put your hand in the window for money. If they ignore you, leave your hand in there as they drive away, being dragged by the car. You can sue, too. :p

126. Laugh extremely loudly at movies/television shows, and when people stare at you, ask them, "What, you don't get it!"

127. Elaborately explain jokes that people laugh at anyway.

128. 5P34K 1|\| 1337 C0|\|574|\|7LY!!!

129. When you get on a bus, walk by without paying. If the driver asks you to pay, yell loudly, "My taxes pay your salary!"

130. Use a stereo instead of headphones.

131: At the front of a really long line, turn around to face the line and shout, "STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!"

132. Ask someone, "Do these socks make me look fat?"
133. If someone calls you stupid, say, "Stupid like a fox!"
134. Answer all questions like you're on Jeopardy: "What is..."
135. If someone asks to borrow a pen from you, make them sign a contract.

136. Cuss off people for no good reason (might not get them annoyed, but it'll certainly get them mad, lol)

Originally posted by TNG
136. Cuss off people for no good reason (might not get them annoyed, but it'll certainly get them mad, lol) Why the f*ck would I want to do that, you duma$$ b*tch?!! Shut the hell up before I beat the sh*t out of you! No one cusses nobody out around here, you know!

;)

137. Tell an extremely long joke, then when you're just about to get to the punch line, say, "...and, um... Darn, I forget what happens next. Well, it was very funny, I can tell you that much."
139. Stress random words with italics, for no good reason.
147. Skip a bunch of numbers in a list.

148. For me its easy, i wake up and breathe... it p*isses heaps of people off

149. Me singing

My first post in this forum, so there it goes...

150- Post "My first post in this forum, so there it goes..."
151- Try to sign like the people on American Idiol (The REALLY bad ones!!!)
152- play games for Who's line is it anyway? when in church or at a wedding or furintue (sp???)

MWUAHAHAHA, no one noticed that I skipped numbers in my list! (Read # 147, and the one before it.)

Anyway, I'll continue:

146. After receiving your food from a drive-through window and paying for it, keep your car parked there for a while, eating your food.
147. Walk up to a group of gangsta-looking teenagers and say, in your most un-cool voice, "What up, my homies g's!"
148. While watching sports on TV with someone else, mute the TV and announce the game yourself.
149. When laughing, stop laughing for a few seconds, then continue.
150. Pay for very cheap items with 100-dollar bills.
151. When someone says, "Yo momma!" to you, start crying and telling them about your mom being in prison.

I noticed, but it was humourous so i played along...

159: When you go through the drive-thru at McDonalds or such, reach over with like your going to pay them, only have nothing in your hand... they pull the best faces!

Small things...

153: When someone calls you, say "What? What?" like you can't hear them. Then say "It must have been a prank call" while you are hanging up the phone. Ignore the phone if they try to call back.

Note: Don't do this with very important calls, or if you do don't blame me.

161 (i'm ignoring everyone's miss-numbering and using actual chronalogical order!): Every call that comes in for you say "Yes i'll get him for you" then straight away say "Hello". Do this for EVERY call... it will get very annoying!

???: Ask someone if they are hungry. If they say yes, then say "Good, cause you can eat my sh*t."

???: If you see some foreigners, say "we kicked you're ass in WW2" really loudly.

Originally posted by Bose
161 (i'm ignoring everyone's miss-numbering and using actual chronalogical order!): Every call that comes in for you say "Yes i'll get him for you" then straight away say "Hello". Do this for EVERY call... it will get very annoying!

184: Go into a list thread and screw up the numbering so much that the thread starter has to figure out the actual number of every post you made.

2,476,375 - Make weird, passionate noises while watching a movie. This works well if you're in a movie theatre. Works especially well when you're in a theatre, no one sitting near you.

8 - Repeat numbers, just cuz.

158 - Actually go back and figure out what the right number is supposed to be, thereby negating the joke.

160 - Work in 'especially well' as many times as you can. This works especially well when people are writing list about annoying people.

160 - Repeat numbers.

@Bose: Yeah, I thought that might be the case, but I like typing insane laughs, so....


Well, um, let's see... I think the numbering is a bit messed up... ;) Anyway, I'll continue like it is, just for fun (and because I'm too lazy to figure out the real number) :):

161. Laugh insanely when you hear about someone's death. ***warning: This might get you beaten up. Please do not try this unless you feel like getting beaten up.***
162. Talk with someone as if you're listening to a true/false test, saying "true" or "false" after each of his/her statements. If he/she says that it's getting annoying, be sure to say, "false."
163. Use the :scan: smiley for no good reason.
164. Go up to a person that you know is Japanese, and say, "Hey, guess what! I can speak Chinese just like you!"

165. typreverythingasoneword
166. TpYe EvErY ThInG iN DiFfErEnt SiZeS
167. DHHHH..........UMMMMM..............I FORGOT
168. forget every thig your about to say

169. mispel evry thng
167. eakspa nlyo nia igpa atinla (speak only in pig latin)

171. Walk up to someone with the new $20 US bill, and ask them to see it. "Ooh, is this the new 20? I like the colors. You know, I was just thinking..." Snatch it from them, and run off. "I got the 20! I got the 20! *laughing insanely* I stole 20 bucks! YEEESSSS...."

172. Dress up in a police uniform, and stand by an empty parking space. When a person pulls up and parks there, say, "Excuse me, this is gay and lesbian parking only. May I ask for your sexual orientation?" If he says he's straight, "Well, then, I'll have to ask you to move your car or it'll be towed."

173. Walk up to two people kissing and ask the man, "Isn't that your sister? Hehe, you dog you..."

999997.5: when presented with a form, write pointless answers like: Name: Guy in line
Age: Younger than you
Sex: yes please
DO NOT WRITE HERE: ok you dont need to capitalise it :D

175 - If you ever see a Myst fan, walk up to him/her (most likely a her) and expound upon in explicit detail on "how Cyan makes money."

176 - Spam like no tomorrow.

177 - I like beans!

178 - Beans are goooooooooood!

179 - Don't you like beans?

180 - Give the perfect gift to your friend: a 6,000+ piece Mini-Puzz3D.

181 - Scream your head off in a public restroom stall.

182 - Lie down on the ground and convulse. When the paramedics arrive say, "Just kidding!"

183 - Give knowing looks to a particular person and wave a hand-held camera menacingly.

184. Ride the bicycle at home. (My sister keeps doing it.)
jhb8947!. Write some strange things instead of numbers.
186. .sdrawkcab etirW
187. When in middle of a field trip, shout to your family: "Oh, I forgot to turn the tap off."
188. Laugh wildly when your teacher/boss punishes you.

189. order a mcGyver at mc donalds
190. eat your own fecals in front of other people
191. enter a dsicussion between some army generals and tell them how a spearman can kill a tank

192. Walk up to a woman and say, "Hi, I'm a Progressive customer. So before we, *ahem*, you know, *wink*, could you give me the price of three of your competitors?" [for those who don't know, Progressive is an auto-insurance company whose main "feature" is giving you the price of three leading competitors before you do business with them]

193. Go into a restaurant and when shown your table, say, "Nah, here's good," and stay at the front desk. Say you prefer eating while standing up.

194. Do the "Sieg Heil" salute during the National Anthem.

195- When seated next to a hot woman on an airplane, begin to talk to her, but then shout loudly, "NO, I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN THE BATHROOM!"

196- Whenever someone complains to you about something, answer with, in an indian voice, "I hear that, renegade"

197. (if you're not African American) Walk up to a black man you don't know and say, "Wut up, my bruthuh!" Extra points if you're wearing golf clothes. Or a hockey jersey.

198. When secretly winking to someone, make it extremely obvious, and make it look like you're not trying to be obvious.

199. Call in sick, but be really bad at making yourself sound sick.

200. Go to a movie, pretending you're blind. Ask the person next to you what's happening.

201. Walk down the street in traditional Arabic attire, asking people where Mecca is, because you need to pray.

202. Go to a baseball game, and ask the people next to you to explain the game and its rules to you.

203. Go to a Star Wars convention dressed as a character from Star Trek, flipping off all the SW fans.

204 Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

205 Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

206 Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

207 Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

208 Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

209 Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

210 Make appointments for the 31st of September.

211 Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

212 When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.")

213 When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where you are going."

214 Wait until you get to work to shave.

215 Constantly say that everything is made from 100% recycled materials, ie your car, computer, toaster, etc.

216 When telling someone to do something, always begin your sentence with "in accordance with the prophecy"

217. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

218. Replace an old geezer's hearing aid with a mini alarm clock set to go off every hour.

Originally posted by B Boy
218. Replace an old geezer's hearing aid with a mini alarm clock set to go off every hour. :lol:

219. Refer to your classmates or co-workers as "Your majesty."

220. Replace someone's toothpaste with glue.

221. Call random people on the phone, and pretend you're taking a survey. Ask extremely stupid questions, such as "If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?" "How many times per minute can you flush a toilet?" "How many whales have you killed in the past week?"

222. Point and laugh at people for no reason. Works best if you can get a group of friends to point and laugh along with you.

232. Call someone on the phone and ask for their phone number.

233. Leave a card with directions on it in a phone booth, making the directions lead to another card, with directions to another card, and so on. The last card should say, "Thank you for wasting 10 minutes of your time. Have a nice day!"

234. Leave the water running in a sink of a person whom you don't like. Best if they're on vacation.

235. Drop a watermelon in a toilet in a public bathroom, and say, "Ah, yes... That's the stuff..."

236. (continued from 235) If someone's waiting for your stall, when you walk out and they see the watermelon, mutter to them, "Don't ask."

237. (God, I hate this one.) Chew with your mouth open, rolling your chewed food around for everyone at the table to see, and make squishy slimy noises while you chew. Also, take special care to ensure that your mouth's diameter is 8'6" at the peak of your open-mouthed chewing.

238. Tp thngs wtht vwls t cnfs th hll t f vryn!

239 Walk up to people and ask them an irelevent question and after he answers say why, when he answers say why and keep on saying why after each answer and follow the person
240 On an airplane stay in the bathroom the whole time and make weird groning noises.
@$! TYPE CAPITAL LETTERS AND CAPITALIZE THE NUMBERS
242 Bet on absurd things that you no you'll lose then when the person says to give him the money say we didn't shake on it
243 Shoot spray cheese at other people then say hold still and eat it off them

Originally posted by torrasque


14. Everytime someone says 'surely' tell them your name is not Shirley





EDIT: Nos 15 and 16

They did that in Airplane in one of the scenes, "Can you fly this plane?" "Surely You cant be serious?" " I am serious; and dont call me shirley."


awww man

244. When you're in a resaurant and your bill is like 149.70 dollar, tip the waiter and tell the waiter to make it 149,95.

I've done it and it's AWESOME. Don't think it'll work as good when a standard tip is needed (like in US)

No, that just means you're a cheap bastard.

Originally posted by Gengis Khan
No, that just means you're a cheap bastard.

No way, I tipped that guy 25 cents! He should be overjoyed :D

245: Always post replies in the faintest font colour you can find.
246: Or, type every word of that post in a different colour.

247. Post someting that adds nothing whatsoever, like this ;)

248. Stage American Idol in the street. First, be the singer. Second be Simon Cowell. Third, get random people to join in. Four, go back to the board room and be fired....

I apologise in advance for repeats, haven't been through the whole thread.

249) Say you heard a really funny joke then don't tell it
250) Say, "wouldn't it be funny ......." then nothing
Continue to 500? Yes, I think so...
251) Criticise everyone ALL the time, especially for unimportant things

242. go back to the correct number
243. Ask someone if they like sea food, and if they say yes (and especialy if they say no) open your mouth so they can see food
244. Ask someone if they like abc food and if they say yes( and even if they say no) and show them Already Been Chewd food.

245. Revive old threads instead of coming up with something new.
246. Try to pinch other people's nose.
247. Wake up at 3 AM and wake up the rest of the people in the house.
248. Always tell people the opposite of what you mean.
249. When people at last get used #248, stop.

251. actually go back to the right number

Why is that the right number? :hmm:

262! 262! 262! 262! 262! ok???: Constantly announce that 262 is the right number.
263: tYPE eVERYTHING iN cAPS lOCK
264: sdrawkcab gnihtyreve epyt
265: Type you everything like Yoda you were.
42: Remind everyone about the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
6x9: Remind everyone about the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
268,057,104,478.23: Add excess digits and decimals to numbers.
CDN$269: Number everything in Canadian dollars. Especially since that's just numbering everything as 0.
270 (Yes, the Real 270):inSeRt RaNdoMlY - pLaCEd CApITalS

271: Go to a chatroom and constantly paste some meaningless crap.

okay I am now totally lost can someone tottaly credible find out the real number

272. Set people's alarm clocks for completely random times like 10:27 PM, 4:13 AM, 3:42 PM, then make sure they stay on (whoever's alarm it is doesn't turn it off) and go off. (Do not try this- I just got grounded for doing this last night!!!!)

273-288. Here (http://www.freemaninstitute.com/ways_to_annoy.htm) (Look at bottom section labeled '15 Annoying Activities Reserved Especially For Your Next Shopping Trip At Wal*Mart')

289.
290. post a # and din't write anything
291.:mwaha::mwaha::mwaha::mwaha::mwaha::mwaha: post the same exact smile in succesion

292. Bet with someone for a large amount of money (100 Euro for instance) to break 2 eggs on their head. Stop after 1.

293. In the middle of a conversation, interrupt the other person, start talking to your imaginary friends like they're really there, and ignore the real person

295. in the middle of a conversation, interrupt the other person, say "im a trombone" or something equally weird, and ignore them for five minutes

Make up another useless thread on the forum.

297. Choose a theme of the day and talk about nothing but that.
298. Imitate bird noises on a pen top.
299. rite 3v3ryth1ng 1n l33t sp34k.

300. um I don't know

301. Pist completely useless spam in forums.

302. When in the men's bathroom, and when selecting a urinal to use (plenty of open urinals not near anyone else), always choose the one right next to the other guy taking a piss.

303. Countiuesly ask someone the same questio even if the are ignoring you or trying to answer

304. Thayp hin an Hinspector Clouseau haccent.

305. In the middle of the conversation, make a statement that is apparently about nothing really and that just goes on and goes on and goes on and goes on to the point where it becomes some really, really, really annoying run-on sentence that is apparently about nothing really and that just goes on and goes on and goes on and goes on to the point where it becomes some really, really, really annoying run-on sentence that is apparently about nothing really and that just goes on and goes on and goes on and goes on to the point where it becomes some really, really, really annoying run-on sentence.......... :D

306. Blurt any abstract phrase that comes to mind, like "The shoe from France tried to eat me yesterday" or something, and when people look at you funny, say "Yeah, you know what I'm talking about."

307. Use 'new' words that are in your vocabulary but you dont use often and say them all the time whenever you get the chance, like saying duh with 18 different syllables (its sooo annoying when my friend says it)

308. Tell others that you're learning another language, like Aramaic or Esperanto or a little known language, then start talking some kind of gibberish and when people ask you what you just said, then tell them to find it out on their own

309. Make up smart-sounding words in a conversation, and see who tries to play along to look smart.

310. Constantly leave little anonymous notes about whatever in/on people's doors, lockers, desks, etc.

311. sing what your saying.
312. be sarcastic all the time
313. break someones legs for a laugh

314. Pull down peoples hats or hoods over their eyes.

315. CONSTANTLY get into other peoples bussiness

316. Switch the contents of someone's toothpaste and Preparation H containers.

317. Tape over a few minutes in the middle of a copy of Finding Nemo rented from Blockbuster with a home video clip of hard porn. The next renter will have a nice little suprise.

318. Hire two buff guys in business suits and dark sunglasses to walk with you where ever you go, keeping perfectly silent. Not as body guards, just as "personal walking company."

319. Before every transaction at your bank, walk into the building briskly with your hand in your coat and yell, "OKAY EVERYONE, THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE!" Then simply walk up to a teller and do your usual business.

320. Carry 1500-pound weights with you when entering an elevator full of people. Claim you're an elevator operator and are testing the capacity.

321. pretend your better than everyone else

323. Point out flaws!

Originally posted by WillJ
320. Carry 1500-pound weights with you when entering an elevator full of people. Claim you're an elevator operator and are testing the capacity. Umm, how are you planning on carrying at least a ton and a half?

Originally posted by Perfection
Umm, how are you planning on carrying at least a ton and a half? With a forklift, of course!

Originally posted by WillJ
With a forklift, of course!

And how much weight will the forklift add to the the elevator?

324 - Take all of the ideas that this poster was thinking of typing

325 - Drive a forklift with no muffler (Something I am guilty of . . . )

345 - Mess up the order in one of these threads.

327: Be the person who purposely reorders the numbers of a list.

328:

329: Post list numbers that completely lack any text.

346 - Mess up the order in one of these threads.

347 - Repeat yourself when not necesary.

348 - [blatant spam]

349 - [/blatant spam]

350 - Spam

335. Constantly tell the same joke over and over again and when people tell you that you've already said it, tell them that you forgot

336. Like Yoda you will talk

337. Tell really disturbing jokes(like dead baby ones)

338. Give people funny nicknames

339. Call people by some completely random name (eg always call Jim by the name of Ken)

340. Stare at people and twitch your eyes every so often.

346 - Mess up the order in one of these threads.

347 - Repeat yourself when not necesary.

#%! - Decide to stop using numbers

#%@ - Uhh, ya, that is about all, apparently . . .

#%) cnvince others to stop using numbers

346) talk about little baby cartoons like dumbo
347) but i love dumbo the elephant......
348) that is all......

346 - Mess up the order in one of these threads.

347 - Repeat yourself when not necesary.

351. Go to an AA meeting, and put a huge keg on the table in the middle of the room.

352. Pretend you're a tourist, and take snapshots of people doing mundane things, pretending you're fascinated by them.

353. Go to a cemetery and try to comfort mourners, but be extremely bad at it.

354. (You'll have to be prepared for this one.) When called by a telemarketer and offered a deal, have someone make the sound of a gunshot, and drop the phone and fall on the floor with a loud thud. Have a couple other people scream. See what the telemarketer does.

IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII: Mark your numbers as tallies.

101100011: Start counting in binary

101100100: Start counting in binary

358. Ummm, I forgot.

359: 54 79 70 65 20 65 76 65 72 79 74 68 69 6E 67 20 69 6E 20 41 53 43 49 49 20 68 65 78 61 6C 20 63 6F 64 65 2E

Try and translate THAT!

360. Ummm, I forgot again.

361: 6F 6B

362: Actually translate Gumby78's message. ("OK" to you, too.)

363: Write messages in Binary or Hex.

Originally posted by Gumby78
363: Write messages in Binary or Hex.

364: Did you actually translate my message?

365: Post questions and conversation items as part of the list.

366. Yes. I did translate that message.

367. Talk as if you are asking a question? All the time? And raise your voice at the end?

368. What is talk by answering in a form of a question?

346 - Mess up the order in one of these threads.

347 - Repeat yourself when not necesary.

369 - Getting annoying at Grandmasta for posting those same things over and over again

370 - realizes that that was the intent

371 - Eats Chocolate

372 - Utterly fails to translate the binary/hexadecimal on the other page . . .

346 - Mess up the order in one of these threads.

347 - Repeat GrandMasta Nick when not necessary.

373 - Mmmm . . . Peanuts and LEAF!!!

374 - Type random things in that do not belong

373 - Randomly decide to count down

372 - Forget what you are going to say, so type in "I forget!!!" instead . . .

371 - Umm . . . I forgot . . .

370 - Block people over MSN for no good reason.

369 - Change your mind constantly . . .

1 Start It all over
380 Never mind
381 wait for it,










wait for it,






Darn Forgot

382. When in a theatrical play, randomly fake-stab people with your fake sword and force everyone else to improvise around you.

383. Ruin a perfectly good thread by saying the same joke (saying something is annoying while doing it yourself) over and over again in slightly different ways. :p

384. OMFG!!!!!1!!111!1!!1! | 4/\/\ teh |_33+!!!!!1!1111! HhahahaHAAHhaha!1!!!!11!! \/\/00+!1!!1 (enough said :p)

346 - Mess up the order in one of these threads.

347 - Repeat yourself when not necesary.

387. Find new and innovative ways to increase your postcount. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Manverulin
387. Find new and innovative ways to increase your postcount. :rolleyes:
388. Quote yourself.

Originally posted by Manverulin

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388. Quote yourself.

389. Start a quote pyramid.

Originally posted by Manverulin

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387. Find new and innovative ways to increase your postcount.
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389. Start a quote pyramid.

390. Or at least try to.

i like cheese

391. Quote something totally irrelevant.

346 - Mess up the order in one of these threads.

347 - Repeat yourself when not necesary.

348 -Copy other people's ideas

Wait a minute Your a nonconformist, so why are you conforming?
395.oh yeah I finnally remembered....

396. DESTROY LORD DRAEGON (wait, that's not annoying, that'd be popular with everyone!) :p.

397: Ŕäňďōmĺŷ ãďđ åçċëʼnŧŝ âņđ ŏţĥęř pŕőŋōůńçïæţīôñ şýmbõļš.

398: Put anaesthetic in condoms.

399.Monkey
400.Monkey
401.Monkey
402.Monkey
403.Monkey
404.Monkey
405.Monkey
406. :):(

407: This would be the four-hundred and seventh way to annoy someone. But is it really? Or is it just the forty-second way to annoy someone? And what really is 407? Some would just say it's a four, followed by a zero, and concluded with a 7. But others would say it's the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. However, everyone knows that that is forty-two. But what is it really? Some would just say it's a four, followed by a two. But others would say it's the answer to "What do you get when you multiply six by nine," being the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. But what is that really? ...

408: Go on a mini-rant of pseudophilosophy of the list number.

100. Declare war on people
410 try to get others to http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=85615

411.) Annoy the moderator's by spamming and breaking the forum rules.

Wait a minute -> that's not such a good idea. ;)

Please refrain from:
1.) Posts & threads about individual posters.
2.) Posts that are purely spam (even in this thread).

412.) Annoy members by using mod text in your entire post. ;)

Sorry couldn't resist.

413. Act stupid or clueless all the time.

414: Huh?

415: Follow through with 413.

416 - Be whiny and annoying

415 - scrape your finges on a chalkboard

414 - be a whiny complaining customer (the kind I have to deal with)

413 - Second Funtion BS!!!

412 - Steal others sayings (not that I do that . . . )

435) haahhahaahhaahhaahhaha thats funny.....
436) hahahahahahahahahhaha thats not funny....
437) laugh pointlessly at anything, hahahahahahahah.....i dont get it...

437. Γλώσσες χρήσης ότι οι περισσότεροι άνθρωποι δεν θα είναι σε θέση να καταλάβουν. Языки использования, которые большинство людей не будет способно понять. Bruk språk som det meste folk ikke er kyndige forstå. Benutzen Sie Sprachen, die die meisten Leute werden nicht verstehen können. Usare le lingue che la maggior parte delle persone non sarà in grado di capire. Gebruik niet talen die de meeste mensen zullen kunnen begrijpen. Use linguagens que a maioria de pessoas não serão capaz de entender. Fale linguagens que a maioria de pessoas não serão capaz de entender. Utilice los idiomas que la mayoría de las personas no serán capaces de entender. Utiliser des langues que la plupart des gens ne pourront pas comprendre.

411 - Train your cat/dog to uriate/defecate in others backyards . . .

410 - Fiddle with the settings to something (computer, TV, whatever)

409 - Watch somebody looking for something

408 - Hand somebody 2 inches of paperwork that needs to get done (my friend kinda did this to me, its somewhere . . . )

407 - Rearrange someone's room of them (thanks Mom!)

406 - Knock over garbage/recycling containers (not that I have ever done that in the middle of the night . . . )

405 - Design a program that downloads to 99%, then gets an error . . .

404 - Report their posts to a Moderator . . .

403 - Be right about a subject . . .

321875842572575) follow through with 404 and report realgoober for fun :p

(dont worry i didnt actually report u real goober)

Don't write a number.

406) "Accidentally" mistake someone's signature for their post.
You'll think of what later, Mormegil?

How to kill you without anyone ever finding out...

Why did you post the same thing again :p.
407. Point out that the thread reached 100 a long time ago.

Originally posted by Manverulin
437. Γλώσσες χρήσης ότι οι περισσότεροι άνθρωποι δεν θα είναι σε θέση να καταλάβουν. Языки использования, которые большинство людей не будет способно понять. Bruk språk som det meste folk ikke er kyndige forstå. Benutzen Sie Sprachen, die die meisten Leute werden nicht verstehen können. Usare le lingue che la maggior parte delle persone non sarà in grado di capire. Gebruik niet talen die de meeste mensen zullen kunnen begrijpen. Use linguagens que a maioria de pessoas não serão capaz de entender. Fale linguagens que a maioria de pessoas não serão capaz de entender. Utilice los idiomas que la mayoría de las personas no serán capaces de entender. Utiliser des langues que la plupart des gens ne pourront pas comprendre.

Whatever-number-is-next:
Show off how many languages you/your PC translation software have/has a rudimentary knowledge of

408. Revive 3 year old threads with spam.

Originally posted by Tweedledum
Whatever-number-is-next: (408)
Show off how many languages you/your PC translation software have/has a rudimentary knowledge of

Oooohhh, I can do so much more. ;)

410. Speak in a different accent and when people ask about it, say that you woke up speaking that way. Change accents every few weeks.

Sing
aleph-null Bottles of beer on the wall
alaph-null bottles of beer
take one down pass it around
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall
....

aleph-null is infinity

Originally posted by Manverulin
437. Γλώσσες χρήσης ότι οι περισσότεροι άνθρωποι δεν θα είναι σε θέση να καταλάβουν. Языки использования, которые большинство людей не будет способно понять. Bruk språk som det meste folk ikke er kyndige forstå. Benutzen Sie Sprachen, die die meisten Leute werden nicht verstehen können. Usare le lingue che la maggior parte delle persone non sarà in grado di capire. Gebruik niet talen die de meeste mensen zullen kunnen begrijpen. Use linguagens que a maioria de pessoas não serão capaz de entender. Fale linguagens que a maioria de pessoas não serão capaz de entender. Utilice los idiomas que la mayoría de las personas no serán capaces de entender. Utiliser des langues que la plupart des gens ne pourront pas comprendre.

DIV/0: Annoy Manverulin by actually understanding one of the languages that "the majority of people cannot understand."

(Ya shouldn't've put it in French!)
(Hey, I actually remembered something from last year's French class! Isn't that amazing? :p)

Ah, the Greek and the Russian would've done fine. But whatever... it's all good. :)

You would've been fine if you left out the last iteration.

Anyways:

for ($i = 460; $i < 465; $i++) {
echo("$i: Type every message in PHP code.");
}

$Question : 2($b) ? !(2($b))

$i = 466;
echo("$i: Type random Shakespearean quotes in PHP code.");

411: Yell randomly "AND I SHALL RULE THE WORLD BWAHAHAHAHA"!!!

413: Repeat your self when not needed























































414: Use too many spaces.

415. I forgot... I think... I'll remember later.

416.

417 - Stealing Perfection's Avatar

418 - Being caught by Perfection using his Avatar

419 - Comtemplating *borrowing* Perfection's Avatar

420 - Deciding not to, since he would do something eveil as GM in the Model parliment

421 - Hmm, I just realized that those things are really annoying, but are more of a conversation . . .

422 - Meh, good enough . . .

480KΩ: Approximate the actual list number.
481µF: Create an Avatar Series to rival Perfection's.
482MΩ: Create an HTML page detailing that Avatar Series.
483pF: Put that Avatar Series into active use.
484Ω: Mark your numbers with electronic component values.

423. This is a post.

EDIT: 429. Post the same time as others

430! Thi...s i`s a - post - with; re(bell)io><us pun'''ctuat#o#n#

431. This post is grammer am bad.

485: Hold "This is the Correct List Number" competitions. The one that catches on wins!

486: Post in rapid succession.

432. Dhis poost haz bade splellin.

EDIT: 435. Poost dah sam tiym az sumwon els agan.

488:Post everything in quotes.[/B]

499:Misuse the Quote tags.

Originally posted by Vancouver2010
485: Hold "This is the Correct List Number" competitions. The one that catches on wins!

486: Post in rapid succession.

436. wut?

445. Post the same time as another person, yet again!

439. wut again?

491: Accidentally add 10 to the list number in a previous post and refuse to edit that number.

492: Answer in one-word questions with a slang-like spelling. (See M436 aka V490 aka the post above.)

Originally posted by ainwood
411.) Annoy the moderator's by spamming and breaking the forum rules.

Wait a minute -> that's not such a good idea. ;)

Please refrain from:
1.) Posts & threads about individual posters.
2.) Posts that are purely spam (even in this thread).

448. Screw up the order in lists (to understand look at the last few posts)

449. Quote moderators.

500. WOOHOO!!! THIS IS THE 500th ONE!!!

445. Lie.

Umm, okay, whats the real number? I got all screwed with the counting.

Originally posted by Vancouver2010
[B]481µF: Create an Avatar Series to rival Perfection'
Pah! Your series will never be as good as mine


(actually, I like people who use series, they can still have their mark, yet still be creative)

when i wanna annoy someone,i try to pee in their beverages,coffe juice pepsi etc

What I always do to my dad is mumble on purpose. Instead of "whats up?" ill say "(muble mumble) sup?" then he is like "what?" then he realizes it and luaghs

Pah! Your series will never be as good as mine


(actually, I like people who use series, they can still have their mark, yet still be creative)

Sorta like me. :D

Whatever number we're up to: Walk up to someone and say the name of a random city in Eastern Europe

number. Act like you're driving a car. All the time. Screech when neccesary. Honk periodically.

another number. Just honk.

6. When an officer pulls you up for speeding, say, "Well, didn't you have to go even faster to catch up with me?"

I'm ganna try this one, it seem a logical question. :hmm:...Oh that's right the officer will be annoyed! :lol:

###: 34 65 12 75 64 723 75 875 453 273 45236 276332 67456 543 12 5436 3456 2326 5436

here decipher it

Whatever nuber it is: Make increadibly lame commercials that rip off shows from NBC, and present them in an elementary school game show, and cry when you don't win best commercial because there was nepatism involved in the choosing of the best commercial! [pissed]:wow: (guilty as charged)

Let's just say... 480. If the American Cancer Society calls you:

"Hello?"
"Yes, this is the American Cancer Society, asking for you to..."
"Wait, you're the American Cancer Society?"
"Yes, that's right."
"Why do you like cancer?"
"Um, we don't. In fact, our goal is to eliminate it completely."
"Well, then you're doing a pretty sucky job, if you ask me."
"It's not an easy task."
"Tell that to my grandmother who died last week of lung cancer! You FILTHY BASTARDS!" *click*

###: Act like a robot in places people shouldn't expect. Like supermarkets.

### copy other peoples briliant ideas like the ### thing i craeted I hatev when people do that but then Idont Im puting in a really long thing typing on impuse have nothing to say speling wrong hi fanks diude dil pickells are big, and this is something i dont know weahta i am saying bye bye

483. Act like everything someone says is really code for something more sinister. Example:

John: Man, guess what! I was at the movies...
You: Oh, right, you were at the movies. *wink* *wink*
John: Uh, right, and this candy that they gave me...
You: Yeah, I got you. They gave you candy. *nudge* *nudge*

484. Just wink with everything you say.

485. Constantly use onomatopoeia to describe your actions.

486. When emailing someone, always type what you're doing. For example, announce when you just farted.

487. Frequently make bogus references to foreign languages (example: "Well, I was driving in my pick-up truck, or as the Spanish call it, el Drusado..."), and see if anyone says anything.

488. Squint at people. Squint hard.
489. Pretend that you're invisible.
490. Poke people in their sides.
491. Pretend that others are invisible.
492. Mention your various obsessions during odd times.
493. Blah.
494. Continuously scare people. Especially people who are easily frightened.
495. Say 'boo' in a regular voice at someone, then wink at them.
496. Tell people not to forget to 'rinse and repeat.'
497. Laugh randomly.
498. Tell people that they're 'putting on weight nicely.'
499. Walk up to someone bigger than you and ask if 'this makes you look fat.' If the say yes, then reply in a shocked and offended voice, 'Yeah, you should know!' If they say no, the say, 'Aww, it's ok. You can look like me too. Someday.'
500. YEAH!!!!!!! 500th ONE!!!!!!!
501. Smile. Excessively. And open your eyes widely while doing so.

501. Leave fake poop in random places in a store.
502. Leave real poop in random places in a store.

503. Leave a flaming bag with real poo inside on a person's porch and wait for them to step in it.

504. Play with this really loud beeping timer I just got free in the mail!

505. Begin every sentence with, "As a member of the Native American population..."

506. Make people call you Dr., despite not having a Ph.D. in anything.

507. Make constant references to Homo erectus, giggling every time.

508. Rent children's books from the library, insert pornographic pictures into the middle of them, and then return them.

509. Move people's bookmarks around.

510. Call technical support when your computer isn't working because of a power outage.

511. If someone calls and asks if one of your family members is there, say, "Not since the INCIDENT." If they start apologizing and giving their condolences, say, "What do you mean? I meant we had a large Kool-Aid spill and he had to go get some paper towels."

"112 Respond to every post you see with a humorous little ancedote from your life."

as you wish:

"13. Pay for something that costs over $10 with 5 cent coins (the lowest denomination here

in NZ)"

Heh, I did that once (in Australia). I paid my employers wife for a $15 magazine with 5

cent pieces. She asked me if it was correct change. I said "no you better count it". She

tried to kick me.

512. (if you pay in cash) Pay your emplyees entirely in 5 cent pieces.

This is the Number commonly referred to as That which is the Integer between the Number representing the Lower Limit, Five Hundred and Twelve, and the Number representing the Upper Limit, Five Hundred and Fourteen, of which that Integer is known as Five Hundred and Thirteen, or in Arabic numerals 513: Use more space to describe the number than to write the item.

Something: Smile, stare with big, open eyes. Then say, "I'm wearing new socks."

501. Smile. Excessively. And open your eyes widely while doing so.

that hurts

517:sing the song that gets on everybody's nerves
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes
I know this song that gets on evrybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes

When talking to people, pretend to have a face tic, or spasm, and pretend to be really offended if someone stares.

518: Smash someone's face in with a claw-hammer!

518: Smash someone's face in with a claw-hammer!I hate it when people do that.

519. Grab the palms of people's hands, pretending you're psychic, and make predictions about trivial things.

YOU: Yes, yes, I see you walking into a park..............
THEM: Wow! What else?
YOU: Yes, and now you're getting an ice cream..........
THEM: Well? Is it poisoned or something?
YOU: No, but you get a brain-freeze for a few seconds...........
THEM: Uh, right.
YOU: Ah yes, and now you're getting into your car.......
THEM: Wow, is there an axe-murderer in there or something?
YOU: No, but the engine doesn't start until you strike the key a few times..........

520. When you see a stranger get into his car, call shotgun. If he doesn't let you in, say, "But I called it!"

521: Point out that 521 is prime

522: Point out that 522 is not prime.
523: Point out that 523 has a fairly likely chance of potentially being prime.
524: Point out that you're too lazy and/or tired and/or apathetic to actually determine if 523 is prime.
525: Take other poster's "100 ways to annoy people" ideas right after they post them.

Edit:
526: Point out via a needless edit string that you apparently can't spell, even if it was just a typo.

527: Point out that 523 is indeed prime while 527 is not (17*31)

512: Point out that 512 is both 2^9 and out of order.
1048576: Point out that 1048576 is the highest power of 2 (2^20) that I can go to without calculating. Also point out that it is majorly out of order.

529: Miss out a number.

603: go on a rant about something you know nothing about
I m to lazy to do the above

533. Stare. Excessively. And open your eyes widely while doing so. When people ask, reply, "Do not say such things!"

534. Eat. Excessively. And open your eyes widely while doing so. When people ask, reply, "I am exercising my right to gain weight!"

535. Laugh. Excessively. And open your eyes widely while doing so. When people ask, reply, "You have have major issues, buddy."

Say,"Hey, whats that?" and point to the wall.

537. When driving, constantly alternate turning signals.

538. Go into someone's computer and fool around with Microsoft Word's AutoCorrect. For example, make "the" automatically correct itself into "bastard."

539: Go into Taco Bell and say in a heavy English accent, "I would like a Big Mac please."(Works best if in America."
540: Go into Mcdonalds with a bag of crap and say,"I want a Refund!"

541: Make vague references to "spider holes"

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539. At a water fountain, pretend to offer the guy behind you a drink first, then, as he/she presses the button, hold your thumb over the hole the water comes out of, causing it to spray in his/her face.
538. Do not finish your
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535. Enter a synagogue and shout really loud, "WHAT ARE ALL THESE JEWS DOING HERE!?" then leave. (Also works with Arabs and mosque in place of Jews and synagogue)
534. When someone asks you a question, deny everything, whether they asked you about it or not.
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53_2.Quote yourself.
531. What number are we on?

532 Do this repeatedly:

#1: Yay! I'm first. :rolleyes:

#1: Yay! I'm first!

See, it does work! :smug:

#1: Yay! I'm first!

#1: Yay! I'm first!
:)

#1: Yay! I'm first!
:)
:)

Originally Posted by Stefan Haertel
#1: Yay! I'm first!

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552. Dial number 382-5968, and inform them that their number spells out "F*** YOU."

553. Hold a wine club meeting at McDonald's.