Ford
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
First On Race Day

Fiat
Fortunate Individuals Avoid These

TWA
Travel With Anxiety

PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals

Dell
Dude! Everyone Likes Linux

Got any more?

Windows
What idiot needs dis officious, wondrous suckiness?

And of course, the classic GROSS: Get Rid Of Slimy girlS

ADIDAS: All day I dream about sex
or
After Dinner I did a $hit

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

DOS - Defective Operating Software

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

SCSI: System Can't See It

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

TAP (Portuguese airlines):

Take Another Plane

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

I love that one :lol: