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TheDuckOfFlanders
Mar 31, 2003, 05:24 AM
here is a composed list of porn movie titles i found on a site of wich i wont give the adress to. (site contains covers of those movies showing fragment's of boobs or beaver's that may be seen as offensive to the more puritan poster out here)
The title's are mentioned since they are a small change from titles of normal movies or series ,in any case i find them funny.

American Booty
Analyse These
Beaver and Buttcheeks
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
The Bare Bltch project
Buffy the vampire layer
Cliff Banger
Das Boob
Dead men don't wear rubbers
Dial A for Anal
Edward penishands
Flash Pants
Frisky Business
Goldenbush
Honey ,I blew everyone
I cream on Jeannie
Intercourse with a Vampire
IR4: Inrearendance Day
Miami Spice
Twin Cheeks
Missionary position: Impossible
An Officer and his Gentlemen
The Ozporns
Planet of the Babes
poltergash
Raiders of the Lost Arse
Saturday night Beaver
Sheeples in Montana
The Screwman Show
The Sopornos
Thighs Wide Open
Throbin Hood
Tits a wonderfull life
Titty Titty Bang Bang
to Bi or not to Bi

GenghisK
Mar 31, 2003, 05:43 AM
There already has been a pr0n titles (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17897&highlight=pr0n) thread but well, new ones are always welcome :)

And I'd also add Pron(e) Collector, and Disney fhuk Tales :D

Panda
Mar 31, 2003, 06:57 AM
Not to forget 'Poke-A-Hot-Ass' and 'It cum in the Desert'. :groucho:

GenghisK
Mar 31, 2003, 07:19 AM
Mmm found that from this site (http://www.starma.com/penis/daddyswank/daddyswank.htm). I quote the site: (and put in red my favorite ones. Lolol Star whores & Sex Trek Penetrations). Oh and I replaced any offending and censored term by an alternate spelling. f** = ph*k for instance.

A euphemism is the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted.

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20,000 Legs Under the Sea
2002: A Sex Odyssey
8 Mile Cock

A Clockwork Orgy
A Fistful of Penis
A League of their Moan
A Midsummer Night's Cream
A Penile Action
A Penis Runs Through It
A Tale of Two Titties
Alice in Penisland
All Hands on Dick
Ally McFeel
Almost Anus
American Booty
American History XXX
An Officer and a Genitalman
Anus the Menace
Apollo 69
Armaget-it-on
Ass Ventura: Smut Detective
Austin Prowler

Backseat Confidential
Ball the President's Men
Bang Her Sisters
Barbara's Bush
Bat Dude and Throbin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Be Inside Her
Beauty and the b**tch
Beaver and Buttface
Beaver Juice
Ben-Hur Over
Benny in June
Between the Cheeks
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!
Beverly Hills Cock
Bi-Curious George
Bi-Dazzled
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Boldfinger
Bone Alone
Bonfire of the Panties
Booty and the Beast
Bridget Jones' Hairy
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid

Charlie's Anals
City Of Anals
Cliff Banger
Cockodile Dun-me
Colonel Angus
Coo-coo for Cocoa khocks
Confessions of a Candystriper
Crimson Ride
Crocodile Blondee
Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina
Cum Lola Cum
Cum to Drink of It
Cumming to America

Das Booty
Deep End With Some Lotion
Deep Impact
Desperately Seeking Semen
Dial M for Missionary
Dickman and Throbbin' Hood
Dickman Forever
Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs
Dog-style Afternoon
Doing John Malkovich
Done In 60 Seconds
DP2: The Mighty Phucks
Driving It Into Ms. Daisy
Driving Miss Daisy (Into The Headboard)
Dude, Where's My Dildo?
Dun-Hur

E-3: The Extra Testicle
Edward Penishands
Ejacula
Enema of the State
Erection
Erectnophobia
ET: The Extra Testicle
Everybody Does Raymond

Fast Times At Deep Crack High
Ferris Bueller Gets Off
Field of Reams
Flashpants: Cop a Feeling
Flesh Gordon
Florence Hump
For a Few Inches More
For Your Thighs Only
Foreskin Gump
Forrest Hump
Free Will Humping
Free Your Willy
Frisky Business

Gang Bang Princess
Gangbangs of New York
Genital Hospital
Ghosthustlers
Ghostlusters
Glad-he-ate-her
Gonad the Barbarian
Good Will Humping
Great Sexpectations
Guess Who Came At Dinner

Halloween: ResERECTION
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Harry Potter in Hermione's Chamber of Secrets
Harry's Hotter with the Philospher's Bone
Hi Infidelity
Homo Alone
Honey, I Blew Everybody!
Honey, I phukked The Kids!
Horny Python and the Bony Tail
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
How to Screw a Guy in Ten Minutes
Howard Sperm's Private Parties
Hung Wankenstein
Hump Up The Volume
Humping From the Back at Notre Dame

I Cream on Jeannie
In Da Pants Day
In Diana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Box
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Inrearendence Day
Independence Gay
Indepoondence Day
Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon
Inspect-Her-Gadget
Intercourse With a Vampire
Interview With a Vibrator
Invasion of the Booby Snatchers

Jack/Off
Joannie Pneumatic
Juranal Park
Jurassic Pork

King Dong
Kingdom Cum

Laid in Manhattan
Lap Dances with Wolves
Lawrence of a Labia
Legally Blown
Legs Wide Open
License To Thrill
Little Oral Annie
Little Orphan Anal
Lord of the Cock Rings
Lord of the Rims
Lord of the Ringpiece
Lust of the Mohicans

Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone
Malcolm XXX
Mating for Guffman
Meat Joe Black
Meat the Parents
Men In Back
Men In phukk
Miami Spice
Mighty Joe Hung
Mighty Joe Schlung
Miracle on 69th Street
Mission Erotica
Missionary Impossible
Moulin Splooge
My Big Fat Greek Cock
Murphy's Brown
Mutiny on the Booty

Natural Born Thrillers
Night of the Giving Head
Nurse Wetty
NYPD Goo

Oh Brother, Who phukk Thou?
Oh Cum on Ye Faces
On Golden Blonde
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
One Spewed Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Phallus in Wonderland
Picnic at Hanging Cock
Piledriving Miss Daisy
Pimped By An Angel
Playmate of the Apes
Pleasure Planet
Pleasureville
Pocahotass
Poke-'em All: The Movie
Politically Erect
Poltergash
Pornochio
Position Impossible
Pulp Friction
Pumping Irene

Queer and Present Danger

Raiders Of The Lost Arse
Rambone
Rambutt
Rawshank Redemption
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Rebel Without a Condom
Regarding Hiney
Remember the Tightuns'
Reservoir bi**ches
Riding Miss Daisy
Romancing the Bone
Romeo in Juliet
Rosemary's Booby

Saturday Night Beaver
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Schindler's Lust
School of Hard khocks
Screw The Right Thing
Scrotal Recall
Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang
Servicing Sara
Sex Toy Story
Sex Trek: Penetrations
Sex with the City
Sexcalibur
Shake My Spear, I'm In Love
Shavers of the Lost Ass
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sheepless in Montana
Sheets Of San Francisco
Sin-derella
Snatch
Snatch Adams
Snatch Me If You Can
Snoopy Cum Home
Snow White and the Seven Inches
South Pork
Splatman
Splendor In The Ass
Sex Trek: Penetrations
Star Whores

Tailiens
Tales from the Clit
The Air Down There
The Bare b**tch Project
The Bare Wench Project
The B**tches of Madison County
The Bootyguard
The Cock
The Dirty Dozen Inches
The Dominatrix Unloaded
The Empire Strokes Black
The Flintbones
The Phukulty
The Genital's Daughter
The Great Muppet Raper
The Horny-Mooners
The Humpback of Nasty Dames
The Hung and the Breastless
The Hunt for Head-all-over
The Hunt for Miss October
The Iron Giant Vibrator
The Joy Suck Club
The Load Warrior
The Loin King
The Long Ranger
The Lust Picture Show
The Maddam's Family
The Majesdick
The Nads-u-ate
The Naked Bun
The Next Penetration
The Object of My Erection
The Ozporns
The Pink Mile
The Porn Birds
The Pourne Identity
The Replacement Drillers
The Reproducers
The Rocky Porno Video Show
The Rodfather
The Screwman Show
The Sexorcist
The Sixth Inch
The Slutty Professor
The Sopornos
The Sperminator
The Talented Mr. Lickme
The Texas Dildo Masquerade
The Touchables
The White Stuff
The Whore of the Worlds
The XXX Files
The Yeastmaster
The Young and the Breastless
Thighs Wide Open
Thighs Wide Shut
Three Men on a Lady
Throbbin Hood
Tits a Wonderful Life
Titty Slickers
Titty Titty Bang Bang
To Drill a Mockingbird
Touched By An Uncle
Too Clothed For Comfort
Twin Cheeks
Twister

Violence of the Hands

Waiting To XXXhale
Wet Dreams May Come
Wetness for the Prosecution
When Harry Ate Sally
When Harry Wet Sally
White Men Can't Hump
Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Whore Of The Rings
Willy and the Fudge Packing Factory
Women in Black

XXX
XXX-Men

Zcylen
Mar 31, 2003, 10:56 AM
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
have you seen them all???



;)

GenghisK
Mar 31, 2003, 11:46 AM
nah yesterday there was just bone collector on the TV ;) and Strip tease Hollow, the dickless rider.

Jimjam Jones
Mar 31, 2003, 12:48 PM
Sleazy Rider, Fantastic Orgy, Whore of the Worlds, Dickman & Throbbin....