View Full Version : Mercenary Square
May 04, 2003, 05:06 PM
*A thin and muscular man stands in the center of the village. He shouts to all.*
Jason: I, Jason the fleet, once again call on all who will listen. I am in need of work. I am a skilled warrior and am the fastest in all the area. I would make a fine guard but am especially skilled at messemger and scout work.
My price is only the chance the prove myself and of course food. I am so sure of my skills that I also offer up this challenge. I will race any man who comes and if someone prooves to be faster than myself, which certainly none will, than I shall follow them and them alone without listening to any other offers. So any takers?
May 04, 2003, 05:24 PM
*A grim figure walks towards the center of the village. He proclaims*
Mariner: I, mariner, propose an invasion of the barbarian village to the North of us. I would need a scout, to spy on enemy position. Would you join this task force, and help slaughter the evil barbarians?
May 04, 2003, 05:27 PM
An old woman turns around:
You two think you are tough, eh? Never heard of you before. Slaughtering babarians?
But maybe I have a job for both of you. I am in need of the "Salvia Maritimus" - plant. I heared rumors that they can be found in the far east at the coastline. I am to old to go there by myself and I have some children. I can´t let them be alone here.
Bring me the plant. You will get your reward then.
May 04, 2003, 05:38 PM
The Tough warrior flexes his muscles
Hmph, I will get your plant. Upon my return, I will make sure to demonstrate my superior strength.
Heads towards the eastern shore, exiting the small encampment
May 04, 2003, 05:47 PM
travles through plain tile
falls of ground
22 hours later
Mariner: Ugh...YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN N
gets up and goes north, towards Eastern Shore, on desert tile
May 04, 2003, 05:56 PM
Later, on desert tile, approaching eastern shore
Falls on Ground, in the middle of the desert
Mysterious Traveler (NPC) hands Mariner a bottle of water
Mariner: Who the hell are you?
Mysterious Traveler: I am the beginning, and the end, the past, the present and the future.
Mariner: What the @$#% are you talking about lady, gimme the damn water and beat it.
[i]Mysterious Traveler mysteriously fades away
Heads towards eastern coastline, where Mariner finds a bunch of plants
Mariner: WHICH ONE IS THE $@#%^% PLANT!!!
Smashes everything in site with his club
Suddenly, he sees a shinney plant
Mariner: Hmmm...I guess this is the plant that old hag wants
Mariner: AAAALLLRRRIIIGGGHHHTTT, I guess were done here
Heads out West
May 04, 2003, 06:09 PM
Mariner: Alright, now...wheres that old lady?
See's Kid running around
Mariner: Hey, kid, have you seen an old lady, her face is full of wrinkles, kinda fat around the waste, smells kinda bad...
Kid: Oh...you must mean Leskaria, ya, she's in the hut over there
Points to hut
Mariner: K, thanks kid, here, have a twinkie bar
hands kid twinkie bar
Kid: Thanks mister
Mariner: Hey, lady, here's your stupid plant.
Hands over Salvia Maritimus
[i]Tears 5 phonebooks with just 2 hands
Mariner: Sorry lady, but I got power, now, gimme ma reward
May 04, 2003, 07:04 PM
Jason: Well, I don't know what that is as I don't know anything about plants, so I can't go find your plant either. Now aout those barbarians. . .
*Kid comes running by. . .*
Kid: The despots dead! Someone killed the despot!
*Jason grabs the kid.*
Jason: What do you mean the despot's dead? Who killed the despot?
Kid: No one knows. It could be any body.
*Jason follows the noise of the commotion.*
May 05, 2003, 11:25 AM
Leskaria stands in front of Mariner.
With a smile she hands out a pitcher filled with red wine and a meal based of chicken and beans:
Here is your reward. I gotta go now and make some face cream. I have to many crow´s feet an wrinkels. The "Salvia Maritimus" is the only way to handle this. Trust an old lady.
By the way if you´ll be wounded sometimes you can come to me.