I think its sleeping

trust me

what does this button do

it'll hold

you dont have the guts to pull the trigger

... whats that smell

... whats that sound

Jimmi, where are you

then I pull the parachute cord now *pull* crap

A Truck!

and the most famous

lets piss off Weimar Republic

"I didn't do it." -Osama Bin Laden :D

My favorite last words, with much sang froid, were spocken by General Montbrun , Killed at Borodino while his cavalry corps was in reserve in the rear.

"Good Shot"

ummm am i stupid if i have no idea what the **** your on about/

:king:

"You've killed us, you arrogant ass!"

Bonus points if someone knows the reference (Hint: A 1990's movie ;: ).

aahhh. i get it now.

K, gotta be a new zealander or aussie to get this one.

'We are not paying out for the Anset deal' - Big boss of Air NZ

Originally posted by starlifter
"You've killed us, you arrogant ass!"

Bonus points if someone knows the reference (Hint: A 1990's movie ;: ).
Hunt for red october.

I think we are all avoiding the obvous here... S#!T :p

Gee, I wonder where the mama bear is? !crazyeyes!

I'll just put these two wires together and ........

-It's always red, or blue in the movies!
-OK, lets say... blue then
-No not the blue!..

Originally posted by starlifter
"You've killed us, you arrogant ass!"

Bonus points if someone knows the reference (Hint: A 1990's movie ;: ).

by Lefty:

Hunt for red october.
Outstanding! Yes!! Just before the torpedo hit the Russian killer submarine, LOL!

'Narrh, its fine *hic* drliver, go as *hic* farst as shou want' - Diana, 1997

Joan of Arc: "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"

I have stolen this from The Young Ones and am not ashamed at all. It was a brilliant show and the sincerest form of flattery is of course blatant rip-off. :)

Originally posted by starlifter

Outstanding! Yes!! Just before the torpedo hit the Russian killer submarine, LOL!

The Commander of the Alpha class submarine had disabled the minimum range safety interlock after Red october had close to under minimum ranges on the prior shot. On this shot Red october again close to near collision turn just under the alpha and the torpedo passing thru Red octobers wake retargeted on the Alpha.

I've made a vow that my last words will be -
See, I told you I was I bird

...
The Commander of the Alpha class submarine
... The tone and the way the sub's first officer said "You Arrogant Ass, You've Killed Us" was so good. Wish I had a .WAV to post, LOL. Over 200 movies in my library, and I don't have that one!

Overseeing his lines, Sedgwick had been annoyed by what he took to be his men's excessive dodging and weaving in the face of enemy sniper fire. He suddenly stood up and announced to his staff:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

...as a Confederate bullet crashed into his face below the left eye, killing him instantly.

thats a bit funny :D

:king:

Originally posted by Graeme the mad
I've made a vow that my last words will be -
See, I told you I was I bird

Why? You've already confirmed your certified lunacy. You would be better off going out with something of sense - people would think that that was really mad.

"Ha ha. Look at the kid with the stone!" - Goliath

I CAN TOO JUMP THE GRAND CANNON IN MY CAR!
-me at age 60



MISSING PERSON
have you seen this man--------> http://www.grworld.com/vanillacubesgames/files/kefka.gif
if so please find a way to place him in his rightfull spot as my Avatar!

:confused: "Why are your eyes so big?" :alien:
"Don't worry, it's a well known fact that tigers don't eat humans"
"mooo-moo-mooomoo" (Don't worry, it's a well known fact that humans don't eat cows)

'I will to make this little man my avatar!!!' - I wonder who? http://www.grworld.com/vanillacubesgames/files/kefka.gif

I would not say it like that and I am still here so ?, those last words are wrong ;) and I told you my last words are!
I CAN TOO JUMP THE GRAND CANNON IN MY CAR!
-me at age 60




MISSING PERSON
have you seen this man--------> http://www.grworld.com/vanillacubesgames/files/kefka.gif
if so please find a way to place him in his rightfull spot as my Avatar!

"I can't take the waiting any longer!!" *jumps off nearest bridge* -Me after watching the new Civ3 video:eek:

'hmmm, i might just blow up some towers today'

That was just plain wrong... :spank:

Attention all CivFanatics:
Scorch will no longer be posting here, as he is now deceased. He was murdered 5 minutes after posting at this thread.

He told you that that was some last words. :D

It's my total unreliable, mentally insane, unstable husband with a shotgun in his hands!


or the shorter version:

It's my husband!

"Hey you sexy black widow"

"Mister Furher, can you show me the jewwish section?"

"let's play some russian roulette"

"don't worry ,i putt the safety on"

"We will fight the maffia till the end"

"over my dead body"

"charge!!"

"retreat"

"in my following stunt ,i will jump over a gorge filled wit barbed wire ,mines ,hot coals ,chainsaws ,a tactical nuke and a T-rex.

hmmmm the last one sounds like a few Civ Fanatics i know.... :crazyeyes

What was that sound?

Inhabitant of Hiroshima, August 6th 1945:

No way the Americans can beat us without fighting me!

I think he likes us.

We come in peace.

Originally posted by willemvanoranje
We come in peace.

I wonder how often that ends with " we left when they surrendered to us..."

'Hey Hitler! Im Jewish!'
'Hey George! Im Arab/Afghan/Indian/Egyptian/Pakistani/Turkish/Chinese/Negro'

"mppmmpmpppmpmpmpmpm" Kenny (southpark):D

Don't worry, I think it's friendly.

See! Nothing is wrong with this water!

This gun isn't loaded. Just watch.

'Harry! Harry... Come into the bedroom, i have something special to show you... Harry? Thats Harry isn't it? Harry! This isn't funny....' and all that bull**** for the next 10 minutes followd by the killer chasing the chick around, then finally killing her and doing somehting creative with the body

"Don't worry!"
"I know what im doing!"
"Hey! that not a violin!"
:sniper:
"Oooh, a quarter!!"- man standing next to a pirahna infested pond.
"Looks like the electricity went out"

Icy Zulu Emissary

"you have insulted us for the last time.Now you shall taste our steel.Prepare for WAR !"

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

hehe, thats a good one! :lol: :yeah:

Originally posted by scorch
'Hey Hitler! Im Jewish!'
'Hey George! Im Arab/Afghan/Indian/Egyptian/Pakistani/Turkish/Chinese/Negro'

'Hey George! I'm a commie!'
I wonder who... ;)

Originally posted by Juize


'Hey George! I'm a commie!'
I wonder who... ;)

man ur funny Juize.... :lol:

Howabout,

[meeting in real life]
'Hey, Thunderfall! Im Juize, you know, that spammer from CFC!'

:lol:

Juize just made a new friend...

Juize is very mature...

No one will ever spam on these forums...

This plan to take over the world is completely fool proof...

"Trust me...I've done this hundreds of times before!"

Or my favourite, from the Simpsons. Dr Nick is about to do heart surgery on Homer, and Homers' eyes are closing under Anaesthetic:

"...What the hell is that?"

'You know what, i reckon that CFC is pretty ****ty'

"If you strike me down Darth, I shall only become more powerful than you can imagine..."

"Goodbye Mr. Bond..."

"America doesn't have the courage to come here (to Afghanistan)..."

"Circle the wagons!"

"This reich shall last a thousand years!"

"So long Doctor Jones..."

"We dont expect heavy resistance. Old men and boys you know. Third rate units."

The best last words have to be:

"Oh sh't." - Me, at 63, accidentally driving over a huge cliff.

and

"You can kill me, I'm a....." - Marron, just as he was ingulfed by Fire.

"Shot me." - A threat, not ment to be take seriously.

"We will bury you!" -Nikita Kruschev

dont forget the alltime classic: (steve irvin) look at this absolutely gorgeous croc`! im gonna dive in and give him a little kiss....

Hey Mcarthy, im a commie!:rocket2: :sniper:

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr

Uh oh

opps

did I do that

hello Mr Gorilla

End of a computer add
Microsoft Crashability included :crazyeyes

Help

Are you talking to me

Sureeeeeeeeeeee

t92300

When I press this button I will take over the world...

No one can stop me now...

My last words are...

This might be somewhat wrong, but:
"Arrgggh! Lucite! Must strike classic death pose from Battlestar Gallactica. Best..death...ever."

DAMM ONE POST TOO MANY!

1.The world Trade center is in sight.

2.We will never hand over bin laden.

3.Quick lets hide in the caves they can't get us in there!

4.Your surperior intelect is no match for our puny weapons.

5.Hello american I am bin la BANG ...........