Name a line or scene from a movie that was at least pretty funny.

The scene in Terminator 2 where John teaches the Terminator to say "Asta la vista, baby."

If it's funny, it goes to Humor...

I suppose I was in the right mood, it was a midnight showing, but the hardest I ever laughed at a movie was when the hippos in tutus came on in Fantasia.

J

Just saw Nine Months, with Hugh Grant and Julieanne Moore. The hospital scene at the end had me :rotfl: It was pretty good.

The scene in Evolution where the insect goes up his butt was pretty good, too.

Every scene in every monty python movie....

Anyone every seen Baby's Day Out? That had me laughing nonstop.

Originally posted by Penguin Glory
Anyone every seen Baby's Day Out? That had me laughing nonstop.

I love that movie! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dumb and Dumber. When Jeff Daniels and whatsherface got into the snowball fight. Gangbusters.:lol:

hmm...

in goldmember, when mini-me and austin powers are in that tent and their shadows look a bit disturbing......

The scene in 'Blazing Saddles' when Sherrif Bart rides into
town (actually many scenes in this movie, this one is the
funniest to me).

The scene at the beginning of 'Airplane!' when the PA speakers
have the argument over what Zone serves what purpose.

The hospital scene in 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World'.

Also from Blazing Saddles

The sheriff asking the Klan members, "Where the white women at?"

I thought that was hilarious

Originally posted by Junzi Nicuzn
Also from Blazing Saddles

The sheriff asking the Klan members, "Where the white women at?"

I thought that was hilarious
"'Scuse me while I whip this out..."

My favorite scene in Blazing Saddles is when Bart holds himself hostage.

Originally posted by YNCS
My favorite scene in Blazing Saddles is when Bart holds himself hostage.

Heck yeah.

I also like in the jail..

Bart: "So, what do you like to do?"
Jim: "I like to play chess.... and I like to screw."
Bart: "Let's play chess!"
:lol:

The recent movie Bruce Allmighty when Bruce says if that was God he is Clint Eastwood..and when he ya'lls "RUN MAN" to the bumb on the curb

The scene from Dumb and Dumber where they're on the little motorbike

Jeff Daniels: Pull over, I gotta pee
Jim Carrey: Just go
{A slight pause}
Jim Carrey: Oh, that's warm.

Then they ride into town and Jim gets off the bike and Jeff is still attached to him.
Hilarious!!!

The baked-beans scene in Blazing Saddles is pretty funny too.

Actually most fart jokes in movies are funny.

Originally posted by KingWilly
The scene from Dumb and Dumber where they're on the little motorbike. . . .

What about when they were peeing into the bottles, and the cop (Harlon Williams, was it?) comes up and thinks they have an open container, and drinks it! OMG! :rotfl: I almost peed myself. . .

Originally posted by Turner_727


What about when they were peeing into the bottles, and the cop (Harlon Williams, was it?) comes up and thinks they have an open container, and drinks it! OMG! :rotfl: I almost peed myself. . .

You had the name right, but the spelling wrong... Harland Williams... just to let ya know ;)

Also, I love Dogma... the entire movie...

Me, Myself and Irene - Jim Carrey's 3 sons trying to sort out a division equation using street language.

in bruce almighty when bruce is like do ya like jazz?
guy;ya
so he act like he is playng the flute, and when he moves his fingers he is flipping off the guy, and bruce says he can hold that note all day long.

:D

from spaceballs:

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?"

bruce almighty..
"the monkey's might fly out of my butt" scene
absolutely hilarious!

Camp Beaver...when it comes out... about 2 years from now :p

The best part is when Luke the Puke and the sister start tripping on shrooms.

Just about the entire movie Spaceballs...

"Lone Star, I am your father's mother's cousin's sisters's nephew's uncle's best freind's roommate."
"So what does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing" :lol:

Could we REevaluate whether this is funny? Enough to be in Humor & Jokes? I think it should be in the all other topics ghetto.

Correct me if I am wrong, but where are the laughs here?

Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmour:

"How about a nice warm glass of shut the hell up" and "you're in my world now, Grandma"

the lesbian scene from american pie II, " i'm touching his ass, i'm touching his ass ect.........":lol:

From Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shaged Me. The scene when Dr. Evil flyes away in his rocket, which resembles a man's private parts. Here goes... :D


"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant..."

"Dick !"
"Yeah"
"Take a look out at starboard"
"Oh, my God, it looks like a huge..."

"Pecker!"
"Oh, where?"
"Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's..."

"PRIVATES, WE HAVE REPORT OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT. IT IS A LONG, SMOOTH SHAFT, COMPLETE WITH..."

"Two balls" (On a baseball field)
"What is that? That looks just like an enormus..."

"Wang, pay attention !" (in a classroom)
"I was distracted by that enormus flying..."

"Willie!"
"Yeah."
"What's that?"
"Well, it looks like a giant..."

"Johnson!"
"Yes, sir"
"Get on the horn to British intelligence and let them know about this."

Also from Austin Powers 2 :p


"Basil, this coffee smells like sh**"

"Austin.....it IS sh**"

"Good, then its not me" he then proceeds to drink the sh**:lol:

the whole last court seen in liar liar with jim carrey. Genius! :rotfl:

Woody Allen's courtroom scene in Bananas, funniest thing ever.

"Where is my Honda?"
"I'm sorry, honey, I had to crash that Honda."
"Whose motorcycle is that?"
"It ain't a motorcycle, baby. It's a chopper."
"Whose chopper is that?"
"Zed's."
"Who is Zed?"
"Zed is dead, baby."

from Pulp Fiction

"If any of you ****ing pricks move I'm gonna shoot every mother ****ing one of you !"

and

"And blessed is he who in the name of good-will and righteousness sheperds the weak throught the valley of darkness... " -> that is too much :lol: