View Full Version : Golf is a dirty sport


napoleon526
Jul 19, 2003, 07:37 PM
The following terms are all from golf equipment:

Accelerated Tip Response
Aluminum Shaft
Backscrew
Ball Size
Belly Putter
Bench Grinder
Bounce
Bulge
Butt Cap
Butt Trim
Cavity Back
Clean and Dip
Curved Shaft
Cushion Shaft
Deep Bore
Discrete Flex
Driving Plug
Droop
Dry Box
Extending Shafts
Face Insert
Fat Shaft
Flare Tip Shaft
Grip Mouth
Heating Rod
Hot Rod
Hump Shaft
Jigger
Lancewood
Large Butt Shaft
Liquid Center
Locktite Shaft Holder
Low Profile Head
Maxwell Hose
Micro Cavity
Midsize Wood
Mortite
Multi-Material Shaft
Non-Conforming Ball
Oversize Shaft Tip
Parallel Tip Shaft
Phillips Head Screw
Playability Factor
Pole
Pour In Place Insert
Raw
Reamer
Regrip
Relative Stiffness
Reshaft
Rifle Shaft
Scoring
Shaft Cutting Board
Shaft Extractor
Shaft Puller
Shaft Unloading
Short-Shafting
Shot Peen Finish
Sofftie
Solid Ball
Spoon
Standard Size Wood
Standard Weight Shaft
Stitched Buffing Wheel
Sweet Spot
Taper Tip Shaft
Through-Bore Plug
Tip Diameter
Trampoline Effect
Trim Ring
Tumble Finish
U-Groove
Ultralight Shaft
Upright Lie
Vinyl Shaft Clamp
Whipping Cover

Ohwell
Jul 19, 2003, 10:06 PM
So this is why rich people play golf so much.

WillJ
Jul 20, 2003, 12:38 PM
:lol: Funny, but most of those I've never heard of (in golf) before. I mean, what the hell is a hump shaft? Or a pour in place insert?

Bacon King
Jul 20, 2003, 09:26 PM
:lol: man, golf is dirty.......

Large Butt Shaft? what is that? :lol:

Xen
Jul 23, 2003, 12:50 AM
no, THIS is what makes golf dirty....

Xen
Jul 23, 2003, 12:51 AM
an unfortunate choice for trophy shape... I suppose ;)

gerryandersson
Jul 23, 2003, 04:06 AM
Man... I haven't playd golf sins I was hit twise in the head with a golf club. (Fore real):cry:

Ohwell
Jul 23, 2003, 07:03 AM
Twice?

Cimbri
Jul 23, 2003, 07:51 AM
:lol:

I feel like playing golf now :D

Japanrocks12
Jul 23, 2003, 10:25 AM
Butt trim? LMAO :lol:

Civanator
Jul 23, 2003, 02:21 PM
funny :lol:

Immortal
Jul 23, 2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by gerryandersson
Man... I haven't playd golf sins I was hit twise in the head with a golf club. (Fore real):cry:

Well that explains the spelling errors.

I like the "fore" pun, intentional or not.

Rout
Jul 23, 2003, 02:42 PM
There is a shop near me which offers "Professional computerised shaft analysis"

Aphex_Twin
Jul 23, 2003, 04:12 PM
Allright, tennis lessons are out. Golf is in !

Japanrocks12
Jul 23, 2003, 04:18 PM
Most of these are ok to me but BUTT TRIM? WTF is that:lol:

gerryandersson
Jul 25, 2003, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by Immortal


Well that explains the spelling errors.

I like the "fore" pun, intentional or not.

I have never bin a good speller, I have that thing when the lethers seem to jump around (dyslexy ?), but my spelling is ALOT bether now then it whas 5 yers ago.

And it whas not intentional...

gerryandersson
Jul 25, 2003, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by gerryandersson
Man... I haven't playd golf sins I was hit twise in the head with a golf club. (Fore real):cry:

It whas not an accident, it whas a fight.... I actuly won tho.

Japanrocks12
Jul 25, 2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by gerryandersson


I have never bin a good speller, I have that thing when the lethers seem to jump around (dyslexy ?), but my spelling is ALOT bether now then it whas 5 yers ago.

And it whas not intentional...

right...

Benderino
Jul 29, 2003, 12:03 AM
These two were the best:

Large Butt Shaft
Locktite Shaft Holder

Only you, Napoleon.
Keep up the good work ;).