If a lawyer and a IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you:
a) go to lunch or
b) read the paper?

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator

Q: What do you call a Lawyer with a IQ of 50?
A: Your Honor

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer??
A: His Partners

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
A: Nothing ...there are some things a even a pig will not do.

Q: Why does California have the most lawyers in the country while New Jersey has the most toxic waste sites??
A: New Jersey got first choice

Q: Why do so many lawyers go to rattlesnake roundups?
A: To discuss ethics.

Q: Why would a lawyer have a bigger home in heaven than a Pope?
A: There are already several Popes in heaven.

J

Why is it that we all make fun of lawyers? Half of them would be out of work if the world wasn't so full of lawsuit-happy idiots.

Be careful here - Lefty is a law person. :mischief:

Lefty is a nice guy though, I'm sure he can take a little ribbing :)

Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What is the difference between a dead snake in the road
and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.