I'm sure everyone knows some 'what's the difference?' jokes.

Please share, I'll go first:

What's the difference between an evil baker and an heroic soldier?

The heroic soldier darts into the foe.......

What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?

... About 50 pounds and a black dress.

What's the difference between a fish and a bicycle?
They can both swim, except for the bicycle.

What's the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy?
One baits his hook, while the other hates his book.

Whats the difference between Democracy and Feudalism?
With Feudalism, it's your count that votes!

What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

What's the difference between an Apple and an Orange
Have you ever heard of an Apple B****** (Ok this is a regional joke)

Funny nonetheless!

*Not quite a difference

What's the resemblence between a woman and a tornadoe?
They are both warm and moist at first, but then take your house and your car away...


*Not entirely politically correct

What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow?
The white cow goes: "Moooo".
The black cow goes: "Moo man".


*And a random one

What's the difference between a
chicken and everythingelse?

The chicken has both legs paralell, especially the left one.

;)

Originally posted by Japanrocks12
What's the difference between a fish and a bicycle?
They can both swim, except for the bicycle.


Don't get that? :confused:

Originally posted by calgacus


Don't get that? :confused:

I don't know how they call it in English, but in Romanian they are named "dry jokes". They are funny just because the punch-line is not funny.

Here's another one:

Man telling a story:
A man owned a horse... and...

The other man:
And?

The first man:
And the horse didn't bother.

Q: What's the difference between a jewler and a sea captain?

A: One sees the watches and the other watches the seas

What's the difference between a bad student and a fisherman?

One hates his books and the other baits his hooks.

Originally posted by Aphex_Twin


*And a random one

What's the difference between a
chicken and everythingelse?

The chicken has both legs paralell, especially the left one.

;)


Hmmm... that`s sort of similar to this one:

Q. What's the difference between a duck?

A. One of its legs are both the same.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a club?

The first is for cunning stunts.

:eek:

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
What's the difference between a magicians wand and a club?

The first is for cunning stunts.
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- What's the difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein?
- Saddam Hussein isn't stupid...
- And George?
- George isn't an Iraqish dictator.

How do you get down from a duck?

You don't get down from a duck, you get down from an elephant.

Or is it the other way around?

Not a difference joke but close...

Whats the same between Star Trek and toliet paper?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!

Oh dear God I hope Lefty doesn't read this... or at least finds it funny :)

Another couple:

What's the difference between BSE and PMT?
- one's Mad Cow Disease... and the other is fatal to cattle.


What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
- a refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

Originally posted by CrackedCrystal
Not a difference joke but close...

Whats the same between Star Trek and toliet paper?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!

Oh dear God I hope Lefty doesn't read this... or at least finds it funny :)

I think you will get away with that one :)

Originally posted by CrackedCrystal
Not a difference joke but close...
Whats the same between Star Trek and toliet paper?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!

I heard a similar one. What does Madonna have in common with toilet paper? They both get into the groove. :lol:

What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

A pickpocket snatches watches.

J