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SilverKnight
Aug 06, 2003, 02:28 PM
Ready? Here it goes...

A Celtic warrior walks PAST a bar.

:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

THANK YOU!
SilverKnight
Aug 06, 2003, 02:31 PM
Remember, you heard it first from the SilverKnight! :goodjob:
Japanrocks12
Aug 06, 2003, 03:47 PM
What the hell? I don't get your humor. How spammish
pawpaw
Aug 06, 2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by SilverKnight


A Celtic warrior walks PAST a bar.

and was killed by a legionary:lol: :splat:
WillJ
Aug 06, 2003, 08:22 PM
Pretty funny.Originally posted by Japanrocks12
What the hell? I don't get your humor. How spammish I'll give you a hint: The Celts are the ancestors of the Irish.
#1 Person
Aug 06, 2003, 09:42 PM
ha ha . very funny
Hygro
Aug 06, 2003, 10:53 PM
Heh I like it
Japanrocks12
Aug 07, 2003, 10:57 AM
oh :lol: pretty good joke then....
barron of ideas
Aug 07, 2003, 11:08 AM
obviously the bar is closed.
WillJ
Aug 07, 2003, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by barron of ideas
obviously the bar is closed. :D Or maybe the guy is blind.
nalves
Aug 07, 2003, 12:44 PM
good one :lol: :lol: :lol:
Crowpocalyptic1
Aug 08, 2003, 11:23 AM
or, maybe he's on his way to a better bar... just 2 doors down or something...
Gingerbread Man
Aug 11, 2003, 06:11 AM
No, if the bar is closed, he'd still stop and peer through the window.

Wait outside until it opens, or alternatively break in!
brandonbowler
Aug 11, 2003, 10:47 AM
ooooook.
brandonbowler
Aug 11, 2003, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Japanrocks12
What the hell? I don't get your humor. How spammish
SilverKnight
Aug 11, 2003, 12:16 PM
Glad someone could explain it! We all know how stupid it would sound had I typed the explanation. Thanks, WillJ, and I'm a big fan of your signature; very creative.

Here's another one:

Q: What do you get when you cross a worker with an incense (marijuana) luxury?

A: A new unit- the Mexican Lettuce-Picker!
:lol: :rotfl: :lol:

Just to clarify, I'm joking... :crazyeye:
Perfection
Aug 11, 2003, 12:55 PM
These jokes must be treated with the same response that I give to all other unfunny crap.

BAH!
SilverKnight
Aug 11, 2003, 01:23 PM
Aww... :crazyeye:

NOW I feel special! :p

NO! DON"T EAT THE GRAPE! REMEMBER OUR NEW TOILET?!
WillJ
Aug 11, 2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by SilverKnight
Thanks, WillJ, and I'm a big fan of your signature; very creative.Thanks. :)Originally posted by SilverKnight
NO! DON"T EAT THE GRAPE! REMEMBER OUR NEW TOILET?! Um... :confused:
ChsBob9
Aug 11, 2003, 09:04 PM
NO! DON"T EAT THE GRAPE! REMEMBER OUR NEW TOILET?!

Mind explaining that one, SilverKnight? :confused:
ChsBob9
Aug 11, 2003, 09:18 PM
NO! DON"T EAT THE GRAPE! REMEMBER OUR NEW TOILET?!

Mind explaining that one, SilverKnight? :confused:
barron of ideas
Aug 11, 2003, 09:40 PM
Does this grape eating have anything to do with our celtic warrior walking past a bar? Was it a wine bar?

I hate to take this even farther from the topic, but what the hell, Moderators give a lot of freedom to the Humor &
Jokes threads, as long as it is supposed to be funny (even though not actually humorous.)

Anyhow, this weekend I saw some grafiti that said:

BEER is the answer! What is the question?

I guess that is that is not that far off topic at that.

Sure a better answer than "42". If I were in my topic about the Kingdom of RE, I could post that Beer is REeb spelled backwards, which is what the tide does in RE.
SilverKnight
Aug 12, 2003, 02:38 PM
What do grapes do to your system when you eat a WHOLE LOT OF THEM?

And the 42 answer...

YOU read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," didn't you?

So what IS the question, for the beer AND 42...?

ChsBob9 rules! (Civ exempt)
Knight-Dragon
Aug 13, 2003, 12:14 AM
While has great potential, this thread has unfortunately degenerated into spam...

Thread closed.