Anyone got any FUNNY gay jokes?

Here's one golf storie I heard today...

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two lesbians were out playing golf

They tee off, one drive goes to the right, and one drive goes to the left.

One of them finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes
a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the
process, she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag,
looks at her, and says:

“I’m Mother Nature, and I don’t like the way you treated my buttercups From now
on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter
you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea.”

The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.

Shaken, the woman calls out to her partner, "Hey, where's your ball?"

"It's over here in the . .. .. .. .. . willows."

She screams back, "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T HIT THE BALL! DON'T HIT THE BALL!"

:)
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AND I only want to hear funny gay jokes, not homofobic ones. :rolleyes:

No offence but I don't think people like gay jokes... and don't be offended, they don't like gays either... I personally don't have anything with people's sexual preferences...
Peace

only like witty gay or racist jokes not offensive ones. "They don't like gays either"- I thought we were an extremely tolerant society and wasn't aware that most people hated gays. There are some idiots in our society but on the whole we are quite fortunate.

i found a link of Bush and Blair singing gay bar weather that conts or not im not sure but im still gonna put it in Link :splat: (http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.campchaos.com%2F othershows%2Fvideo%2F03h.html)

This is probably gonna get closed.... I'm sorry but this can be offensive to some ppl

yes i agree!

I know a gay joke... but I can't say it here ;)

PM jokes anyone?

Gay jokes anyone?

No, thank you.