View Full Version : Funny Titles to replace existing movies


Japanrocks12
Aug 14, 2003, 06:38 PM
Bar Wars 1: The Drunk Menace
Bar Wars 2: The Attack of the Rednecks
Harry Pothead and the Sorceror is stoned :lol:

Post more if u have more!

kcwong
Aug 15, 2003, 12:28 AM
I've read a really old thread with the same topic... and I remember this one from that thread:


Come in Sixty Seconds (Gone in Sixty Seconds, the Need For Speed Movie)

G-Force Junkie
Aug 16, 2003, 09:16 PM
Bar Wars 6: Return of The Redeyes
For Movie Goers' Eyes Only
Mission: Not Quite So Impossible 2

Perfection
Aug 17, 2003, 03:38 AM
IQ?
Ick

puglover
Aug 17, 2003, 02:01 PM
The World's Good Enough for Me
Star Bores
Jerktastic Park
101 Damnations

Japanrocks12
Aug 17, 2003, 02:08 PM
Fast and Flirtacious

G-Force Junkie
Aug 17, 2003, 03:58 PM
Die This Day
Star Trek X: Non-a-sense
Arm A Ghetto

CivCube
Aug 17, 2003, 04:31 PM
Back to the Fridge

Ur Mum
Aug 17, 2003, 06:24 PM
The Lord of the Minge: The Fellowship of the Minge.
The Lord of the Minge: The Two Flowers.
Deer Kunter.
Saving My Privates (Saving Private Ryan)

......meh!

*gets slightly turned on*

ainwood
Aug 17, 2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Ur Mum

Saving My Privates (Saving Private Ryan)


Isn't that supposed to be "Shaving Ryan's Privates"?

There was a 'best porn title" thread here a while back....

Japanrocks12
Aug 17, 2003, 07:46 PM
Lets try to keep the clean it guys ;)

Perfection
Aug 18, 2003, 12:59 AM
Schindler's Lisp

Aphex_Twin
Aug 18, 2003, 08:30 AM
Intercourse With a Vampire

Perfection
Aug 18, 2003, 08:06 PM
Taken from the OT Forum

The Sexorcist

ferenginar
Aug 22, 2003, 10:38 AM
Terminator II - Polling Day
Matrix Regurgitated
Star Trek - the (no e)motion picture

Aphex_Twin
Aug 22, 2003, 11:14 AM
2001 - A space orifice

newfangle
Aug 22, 2003, 09:26 PM
Star Trek: The Motionless Picture
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Franchise
Star Trek: Degenerations
Star Trek: Indigestion
Star Trek: Forced Contact

tctatheel7
Aug 26, 2003, 08:21 PM
Starwars: Episode Dope, Attack of the Bones

Eastern Knight
Aug 27, 2003, 10:21 PM
The Sword of the String: Followship of the String
The Sword of the String: The Blue Towels

Bozo Erectus
Sep 04, 2003, 11:24 AM
Hairy Squatter and The Sorcerors Boner?

Amon
Sep 06, 2003, 07:06 AM
armagediton

Civanator
Sep 06, 2003, 10:16 PM
Harry Potsmoker and how the Sorcerer got Stoned

Harry Potsmoker and the Chamber of Stoners

Paalikles
Sep 11, 2003, 03:41 PM
Lord of the Swings: The fellowship of the swings
Lord of the Swings: The two troubles

2001: A Space Oddity

Matrix: Regulated

Japanrocks12
Sep 11, 2003, 06:37 PM
How to **** a guy in 10 days

Yaniv
Sep 20, 2003, 02:55 PM
Captain Kirk's Mandoline
Lord of the sh**: the fellowship of the sh**

some less cleaner ones:
The Laying King (The Lion King)-(I was the star in that movie)
Done in 60 seconds (I didn't star in that movie)

Yoda Power
Sep 20, 2003, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Yaniv
some less cleaner ones:
The Laying King (The Lion King)-(I was the star in that movie)
Done in 60 seconds (I didn't star in that movie) you´re an actor?

oh and Toastman(Postman)

Strider
Sep 20, 2003, 10:01 PM
The fat and the mystious ;)

torrasque
Sep 21, 2003, 05:03 AM
Arma-gettin-outta-here (!!)

allhailIndia
Sep 22, 2003, 03:28 AM
The League of more or less ordinary Gentlemen and a Lady.
Terminator III: The (Political)Rise of the Machines a.k.a Arnold Schwarznegger.
How to Lose a guy in 10 days and make $200 million gross from it.
Dude, where's my brain?

puglover
Sep 22, 2003, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by allhailIndia
The League of more or less ordinary Gentlemen and a Lady.
Terminator III: The (Political)Rise of the Machines a.k.a Arnold Schwarznegger.
How to Lose a guy in 10 days and make $200 million gross from it.
Dude, where's my brain?

:goodjob: :rotfl:

Architekt
Sep 24, 2003, 06:18 PM
Dude, where's my script writing talent?

Japanrocks12
Sep 24, 2003, 06:25 PM
Dude, where's my pot

SimChicken
Sep 24, 2003, 09:26 PM
WW2 movies

A fridge too far (a bridge too far)

Bacon! bacon! bacon! (Tora! Tora! Tora!)

To New Jersey and back (to hell and back)

allhailIndia
Sep 26, 2003, 10:02 AM
Hurl Harbour
I know what You did Last Summer and I will tell the Audience only after having wasted two hours of their precious time watching this claptrap.

Japanrocks12
Sep 26, 2003, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by allhailIndia
Hurl Harbour
I know what You did Last Summer and I will tell the Audience only after having wasted two hours of their precious time watching this claptrap.


how about: shaving ryan's privates, photographing them, selling the photograph to an anomynous company, and sitting, while the "anomynous company" makes money selling porno Ryan's Privates


oops i just gave the plot away :D

Eastern Knight
Sep 27, 2003, 04:20 AM
Am-I-Getting-Eaten?

allhailIndia
Oct 04, 2003, 02:59 AM
Total Recall... of Gray Davies!!!!!:lol:

2 Fast 2 Furious.. 2 many Parking Tickets!

Chairman Meow
Oct 08, 2003, 12:47 PM
The Young and the Institutionalized (The Young and the Restless)

DmntdG
Oct 08, 2003, 03:32 PM
Lord of the Shwings - Return of the Wayne