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kundor
Oct 06, 2001, 12:38 PM
Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outwards, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendent, and to embrace them is to achieve enlightenment.
-- Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang,
"Essays on Mind and Matter"

I. The Human Hive
The Human Hive is an organization which believes that the good of the many outweighs the good of the few, or the one. Personal satisfaction and other forms of narcissism are meaningless and only divide and weaken the human race. Individual sacrifice must be made to ensure the benefit of all and help establish a lasting and perfect utopia. To achieve the state where all instinctively act for the greater good, however, social change must be directed and reeducation undertaken under strong leadership, and Chairman Yang provides that vision. This concept of sharing and broader identification can be hard to grasp, and dissent sometimes arises from those who cannot forget the selfish nature of humanity's imperfect past. In these cases deterrent must be used to crush such sentiment, for the greater good of all. Once everyone has accepted the only way of life that will lead to survival and perfection, there will be no more need of such measures and utopia will at last exist.

II. The H.I.V.E.
The Hive Institute for Vituperation of Enemies is an organization of those who believe in the Hive's message and its eventual supremacy. Their prime goal is to spread that message and to eliminate opposition, in the form of the band of rebels and ruffians variously known as the AHC (Anti Hive Cult) or the DRA (Drone Rights Association, a blatant misnomer since they support the continued exploitation of drones under the capitalist heel!) A promising new branch of the H.I.V.E., the Youth Assimilation and Naturalization Group (Y.A.N.G.) has just been founded and is quickly growing! It will teach the youth of humanity the true way to enlightenment and ensure the continued life of the Institute.

III. Why the Hive is superiour
A. Ideological
Of all the ideologies to survive the apocolypse of Earth, that of the Human Hive is the only viable belief system.

Nwabudike Morgan is a symbol of capitalistic greed and destruction. He would exploit all the lower classes for the good of the few and teaches that people should forget the good of humanity in favor of their own happiness, which will only be forgotten and meaningless after they have gone! The only important thing is the improvement of the species, for that is what will endure and the only immortality that we can achieve!
In fact, he says this:
"Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill. "
--"The Ethics of Greed"


Deirdre Skye does not care for the future of humanity. Her only concern is the awakening planetmind. If she feels her precious monstrosity is being hurt, she will seek to end projects vital to human needs. She would rather see all of us die than her precious mindworms be hurt!

Miriam Godwinson is an example of the worst the old world had to offer. She teaches not the importance of saving humanity but service to some claptrap supernatural being! This service not to fellow man and the race but to a "God" has led to the worst moments of human history, including the massacres of the Crusades, the tortures in the Inquisition of precisely those who had humanity's interests at heart, the division of nations and other detriments to the greater good.

Corazon Santiago also supports individual achievement. Her soldiers compete and train for their own prowess. Her goal of destruction divides humanity and seeks to destroy the true utopia that can exist on Planet.

Zakharov forgets that technology is a tool for humanity. He would have us be slaves to technology. He forgets the greater good of man in his endless search for knowledge, some of which is destructive and some of which would disturb or distract the masses from their service to the state.

Pravin Lal's insistence on individual rights and cooperation between factions is nonsense. Individuals mean nothing in the grand scheme. Ever the great compromiser, he cannot see that compromises weaken the race and corrupt ideals. There can be NO cooperation with those other factions. Their very existance blocks our march to utopia.

B.Implementational
There are those that would have you believe that citizens of the Hive are enslaved or mistreated. What is true is that the masses of all other factions are exploited. A drone for Morgan may have more luxuries, but they only hide the truth from him: his labor goes to the benefit of a few individuals, who use it only for greed and not for the good of all. A Hive citizen may have to work hard and follow orders, but he knows that what he does is for the good of all, and as a part of that group he is benefitting from his work. Sometimes drones who do not understand this need to be reeducated, but it is for their own good and so that they may work knowing that their self of humanity is thriving.

C. Practical
The Hive is the only faction which can survive on this harsh world. Any selfish, noncooperative society has no chance. Those who live by taking from others will be doomed when the others have perished. Those who cooperate with the planetmind will be overwhelmed by it. The Hive has the only chance of survival and victory, but only if the other factions and their problematic interference are removed. Luckily our great productiveness, growth, and willingness to sacrifice ourselves for all ensure our final victory!


Anyone who hopes for the survival of humanity, who wants to avoid a second apocalypse, who believes in the greater good, should join the H.I.V.E. today!

kundor
Oct 06, 2001, 12:40 PM
1. Locate and nerve-staple the individual known as "SpyCatcher34"
2. Found a chapter of Y.A.N.G. at the local elementary school
3. Start international ad campaign: "Got Hive?"
4. Build recycling tanks in vacant lot near senior center. Possibly run two fronts: "Green Pastures Funeral Home" and "Soylent Green Grocery."
5. Distribute Flyers: "DRA=Drone Repression Association."
6. Construct Command Nexus. Does 6:00 Thursday in Richard's basement work for everyone?
7. Infiltrate inner DRA leadership. Rantz, this is your job.
8. Build X-speeder battalion of spare parts from the junkyard on SR 23. I'll mix up some nerve gas at the university chemistry labs tuesday.
9. Remember: Vituperate, assimilate, naturalize!!!

spycatcher34
Oct 07, 2001, 07:10 PM
"Beware of he who would deny you information for in his heart he dreams himself your master."- U.N. Decleration of Rights

http://www.freehostspace.com/index.htm

kundor
Oct 08, 2001, 10:59 AM
Well, gee, it seems to me that this thread is disseminating information nicely! It just goes to show that the Hive really is a cooperative effort!

(Pssst...spycatcher, your post makes no sense. But of course your thoughts will be much more ordered and logical after the nerve-stapling.)

spycatcher --> X:)

spycatcher34
Oct 08, 2001, 03:37 PM
I was simpily staeting that you arent telling everything:rolleyes:

kundor
Oct 10, 2001, 02:02 PM
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." This wonderfully benign philosophy is a basic tenet of Hive government! Everyone receives what they need; there is no starvation, homelessness, or other deprivation. Nor is more expected of you than what you are fully capable of accomplishing! The other factions of Planet, however, have not left behind the hunger, homelessness, disease and poverty of Earth. The excessive opulence of the few has its price! Join the H.I.V.E. today and end these evils!!!

Caveats:
If your "ability" is not up to quota you will be nerve-stapled.

If your ability is not fully directed to benefiting the state you will be nerve-stapled.

If your "need" outweighs your value to the state you will be nerve-stapled.

If your idea of your need exceeds state assesment you will be nerve-stapled.

X:) x:) x:) x:)

Have a nice day!!!

Becka
Nov 14, 2001, 11:57 PM
:lol: *laughs at Kundor's silliness yet again* :lol:

Lefty Scaevola
Nov 15, 2001, 10:11 AM
I have not seen Spycatcher34 for 10 days. Is she deep undercover in Hive Headquarters? Pehaps serving the Chairman his lunch even now?:eek:

Becka
Nov 15, 2001, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
I have not seen Spycatcher34 for 10 days. Is she deep undercover in Hive Headquarters? Pehaps serving the Chairman his lunch even now?:eek:

Aye, we can only hope it is something so trivial. Spycatcher? Are you out there?! You didn't tell me about any undercover mission! :p

thealien_83
Nov 16, 2001, 04:41 AM
Or has perhaps some more sinister event befallen dear Spycatcher..?

He who lives shall know, eventually... :confused:

Lefty Scaevola
Nov 16, 2001, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Becka

Spycatcher? Are you out there?! You didn't tell me about any undercover mission!
Obviously, it was not under your covers. :groucho:

Cunobelin Of Hippo
Nov 16, 2001, 07:53 PM
:lol: Though that would hinge on the relative length and thinkness of the covers.

"Resources exist to be consumed..." :D

Becka
Nov 17, 2001, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola

Obviously, it was not under your covers. :groucho:

:confused: Nobody's under my covers!

kundor
Nov 23, 2001, 07:18 PM
Sorry, I had spycatcher incarcerated. She'll be out of the punishment sphere in a few months.

Seriously, it is rather disturbing...I haven't heard from her in any of the three forums where we argue...I wonder if my over-zealous minions spooked her, maybe the third time we planet-busted her town was too much

Becka
Nov 23, 2001, 11:06 PM
I've been acumulating a few theories:


She is choosing a new internet provider.
Her house burned down and she hasn't got a new computer yet.
Something dramatic happened in her life that made CFC trivial.
She won the lottery and no longer wants to associate with us.
She was arrested.
Something...unfourtunate...happened to her. :(


The world may never know. :cry: :confused:

What confounds me is the last time I saw her online. :confused: It was weird.

kundor
Nov 24, 2001, 06:09 PM
Add to the theory list: Engrossed playing Civ3, and can't take the time to come online

What confounds me is the last time I saw her online. It was weird.
Explain, please. Did she say she planned to run to guatemala with her stolen money? What are you talking about?

dreadhead7
Nov 24, 2001, 06:13 PM
Did Spy say if she was ok, or anything. I AM beginning to worry now. It's been way too long since she's dropped by.

Becka
Nov 24, 2001, 10:17 PM
This is what happened...

We had been PMing each other for a while. (Just consider it DRA business, Kundor ;) ). She allowed me admin powers at her forum so I could change the colors.
Anyway, I had PMed her about something and I sent it. After a while, I looked at the Who's Online page and I could see she was composing a PM, presumably to me. But a few moments later, I noticed she wasn't on-line anymore. I figured she had to go or she'd been disconnected, but she never came back. That was November 5th, the last time she was on-line, and no one's seen her since. :confused:
Could it be that whatever happened to her happened right then while she was here at CFC? Did she go somewhere? Did she know she was going somewhere?

Black Fluffy Lion
Nov 25, 2001, 11:26 AM
it can't be something like she's changing ISP, she would've told someone. It must have been something she hadn't planned for, maybe her computer was stolen.:confused:

spycatcher34
Nov 25, 2001, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Becka
I've been acumulating a few theories:


She is choosing a new internet provider.
Her house burned down and she hasn't got a new computer yet.
Something dramatic happened in her life that made CFC trivial.
She won the lottery and no longer wants to associate with us.
She was arrested.
Something...unfourtunate...happened to her. :(


The world may never know. :cry: :confused:

What confounds me is the last time I saw her online. :confused: It was weird.


No I didnt die:rolleyes: (kinda wish i had tho)


I can elimante numbers 1,2,and4 off the list. As for the rest, humor me.



(Oh yeah) I'm soooooo glad to see you all care maybe I'll spare you my wrath. (and desseprestic mindset)

And Im real sorry for not telling you ppl but...

Oh and as to claim of a mission aginst the hive, I will neither confirm or (arrrg how do you dspell it!?) "denie" it.

Becka
Nov 25, 2001, 09:53 PM
It's "deny". But go ahead and spell it wrong. It drives Kundor batty. :flamedevi :D

thealien_83
Nov 26, 2001, 03:01 AM
Ah well, now we know you're alive Spy. Now that we can stop playing at "concerned acquiantances" all is well. ;)

spycatcher34
Dec 14, 2001, 11:17 PM
Now wheres kundork?:mad: I havent seen him in like years! I wanna have some fun messin with him:cry:

Becka
Dec 14, 2001, 11:27 PM
If I see him I'll drag him over here. :satan:

kundor
Dec 17, 2001, 03:08 PM
There is no Kundor! I have fled CFC and will never return!
Oops...
Anyway, if you want to argue with me, go to CivCenter Forums. I'm a mod there, so you'll see plenty of me!

spycatcher34
Dec 17, 2001, 04:54 PM
How? I keep getting a message saying the sites in for repaires:confused:

Becka
Dec 17, 2001, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by spycatcher34
How? I keep getting a message saying the sites in for repaires:confused:

I guess the site's still down then. They've been switching servers, haven't they? The forums are still up though. You'll have to go directly to the forums.

Black Fluffy Lion
Dec 18, 2001, 05:39 AM
at www.sngaming.com/civ3/forums So that's why I haven't seen you there for a long time.

spycatcher34
Dec 18, 2001, 04:49 PM
He He well I didnt think to do that:o But I probaly still wont go there much. I just dont really like that place.:confused:

Black Fluffy Lion
Dec 18, 2001, 05:06 PM
I just dont really like that place.

But you like phpBB?? (You better do, cos that's what fora you're getting :p)

kundor
Dec 23, 2001, 05:35 AM
Ahh, you're just afraid of me...;)
If I put up with the moderating on your forums, you can put up with mine! :p
But it's a moot point at the moment because the forums seem to be down... :(

spycatcher34
Dec 23, 2001, 09:44 AM
I was wondering why i shall your ugly name all over the ac topics!
Its not like its real busy over there whwn it is up. Oh well I dont have to put up with those forums any more. Im moveing my forums off popup board so...............I dont think you'll see this for a month but still. I take pleasure in trashing your thread.:D



(pssst kundork wanna know a secret?....well too bad hahahahah)
:p :p :p :p :D :rolleyes:

Becka
Dec 25, 2001, 10:26 PM
I wish CivCenter would come back up. :cry: How can I annoy Kundor if he's never here and I can't go there?

Sixchan
Jan 04, 2002, 02:17 PM
Just in case you do show up here again, have you considered joining the Evil Council? Your 'policies' would be welcomed there, and you would get support from other dictators.

My card is in my sig.

kundor
Jan 10, 2002, 04:12 PM
Whoa! What's this evil council? Sign me up right away! Just tell me who to kill!
And becka...you can always annoy me, even without posting ;) Your mere existence gets it done.

Becka
Jan 10, 2002, 04:15 PM
You're back! Click on the word "stupid" in my sig. :D That's the link to the Evil Council.