According to this site, theese are actual news headlines !

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/newspaperhead.html


And here they are: :D

Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
(the best of 1999)

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

16. War Dims Hope for Peace

17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

24. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Thats about the fifth time that's been posted here...

... But it's still funny :goodjob:

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You forgot this: blondes invent the internet

Well, since Norway was cooperating with USA on the first type of "Internet", this may be true...

Originally posted by Japanrocks12
You forgot this: blondes invent the internet
Wasn't that Al Gore ;) :rolleyes: ;)

Originally posted by Elden
Wasn't that Al Gore ;) :rolleyes: ;) Then why does every Internet address start with dubya?

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Originally posted by WillJ
Then why does every Internet address start with dubya?

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:lol: and three times no less ! :D